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Ben McLemore found guilty of sex crime. Wichita St - hefeweizen MU

- 7/4/25 06:39:43

HOLY FAKE TITS BATMAN PENIS!!!!! ROYALS WIN AGAIN!!!!!(nm) - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/3/25 23:56:44

HOW ‘BOUT THEM ROYALS! (nm) - Mizzou Tom KC - 7/4/25 00:06:46

So much Penis!!!(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/3/25 23:57:23

You simply have to give her golf claps for the masterful - jumbo73 MU - 7/3/25 20:12:28

Her legs remind me of a rainy day. - Mizzou Tom KC - 7/3/25 22:29:05

I’d eat her ass like it’s a ****ing Tootsie Pop, jumbo - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 7/3/25 20:26:20

Would you drink her bathwater?(nm) - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/3/25 21:54:54

How did I know that you would be the first to take the bait? - jumbo73 MU - 7/3/25 21:05:39

$2 beer and $1 hot dogs at Memphis Redbirds games - alzoo MU - 7/3/25 18:28:41

Forks are so sirry(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life BSU - 7/3/25 19:21:25

Cleveland pitcher “threw” the game against STL & - playhard KC - 7/3/25 18:04:09

Looks like Europe has their own version of "Canadians" - CulturedDan MU

- 7/3/25 17:50:08

Yay for multiculturalism!!!!! (nm) - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/3/25 21:58:34

I've been busy rubbing my meat. - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/3/25 17:22:20

Michael madsen...dead - Hawk 325i MU

- 7/3/25 16:07:35

Read the board turd.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/3/25 16:30:40

Virginia Madsen - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/3/25 16:30:39

You are right on top of it... - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 7/3/25 16:09:47

I am drinking Busch Light tonight and there is nothing any - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/3/25 14:42:40

I can't believe how popular the apple flavor is* - Calca STL - 7/3/25 21:10:52

drink Flight. tastes better less filling(nm) - TigerFan92 STL - 7/3/25 16:45:36

the number of Flights I can crush in one day equals - phrejd STL - 7/3/25 17:09:49

are naked except for - gamagrass01 MU - 7/3/25 16:09:56

Pictured you as more of a Zima guy(nm) - AWOLTiger KC - 7/3/25 16:00:43

Zomething different bro. Don't hate.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/3/25 16:36:32

Sorry. Just over here drinking my four loco(nm) - AWOLTiger KC - 7/3/25 18:24:02

Busch Light > Budweiser anything (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 7/3/25 15:21:28

Bud Ice (nm) - TigerMatt STL - 7/3/25 15:33:13

Icehouse > Bud Ice(nm) - cnk MU - 7/3/25 16:37:17

Red Dog.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/3/25 16:34:00

I haven't listened to Kid Rock for 25 years. - tgr MU

- 7/3/25 15:06:37

In fairness he looks like he is from a trailer park(nm) - TigerFan92 STL - 7/3/25 16:46:17

I haven't listened to him in 25 years because he - CulturedDan MU

- 7/3/25 15:29:29

He sure does. Yet it will happen. Nothing I can do - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/3/25 16:33:08

lol, that's what I was think too(nm) - cnk MU - 7/3/25 16:29:34

LOL(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 7/3/25 15:33:29

Busch Light is my go to for mass produced - Eggs MU - 7/3/25 14:58:05

Bud Dry (nm) - TigerMatt STL - 7/3/25 15:49:35

It's a solid all around beer, and perfect for the 4th.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/3/25 15:00:39

Great for golf too. It's slightly stronger than other light - Eggs MU - 7/3/25 15:07:05

It’s that time of year - playhard KC - 7/3/25 14:10:10

will you call me Big Beautiful Bill - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 7/3/25 15:29:26

Nice try(nm) - playhard KC - 7/3/25 19:26:34

I Bill(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/3/25 16:38:11

So good. Never gets old.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/3/25 15:02:06

Legendterry(nm) - AWOLTiger KC - 7/3/25 14:19:04

Nice.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/3/25 15:02:31

back up, Terry(nm) - cnk MU - 7/3/25 14:13:03

Apparently - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/3/25 14:00:59

And - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/3/25 16:31:24

Not sure if this quote actually happened - Eggs MU - 7/3/25 13:18:20

Chase has made his entire personality - playhard KC - 7/3/25 14:25:25

They are extremely butt hurt. They have never won a SB - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/3/25 13:53:27

He secretely wants to be a chief so bad(nm) - AWOLTiger KC - 7/3/25 14:23:17

He does. I still love the clip where he won't answer the - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/3/25 14:46:31

If true then I still say it was to stroke his own ego. There - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 7/3/25 13:59:43

It does, but he is too dumb to realize it.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/3/25 14:43:45

His way of getting people to say "What would Burrow be - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 7/3/25 13:36:37

RE: Not sure if this quote actually happened - cnk MU - 7/3/25 13:27:02

That's it....RFK is a moran - CulturedDan MU

- 7/3/25 13:12:54

ha(nm) - SabertoothTiger MU - 7/3/25 14:04:46

you are the moron because you cannot spell, imbecile nm - largetiger MU - 7/3/25 13:23:26

Don't be so buyist, moran. (nm) - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/3/25 13:59:39

Hey boddy - MidMoBaller4Life BSU - 7/3/25 13:27:14

I make sex on brack cat - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/3/25 13:51:08

Firewok - CulturedDan MU

- 7/3/25 13:30:07

^^moran (also gay)(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 7/3/25 13:26:12

case closed(nm) - cnk MU - 7/3/25 13:14:42

I am reopening it(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life BSU - 7/3/25 13:15:27

I dare you(nm) - cnk MU - 7/3/25 13:15:59

I’m gonna do it i swear(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life BSU - 7/3/25 13:21:49

Michael Madsen ... DEAD - Columbian Gold MU - 7/3/25 12:42:00

Damn...nm - bcoop199 KC - 7/3/25 13:21:43

An apparent heart attack. He was only 67. (nm) - Nebraska99 STL - 7/3/25 13:12:25

massive drug problems. Even at 67 he outlived his life - 90Tiger STL - 7/3/25 15:23:20

RIP Mr. Blonde - motleyzou MU - 7/3/25 13:03:43

This probably means more Evergy rate hikes are coming... - tgr MU

- 7/3/25 12:26:10

Is that a new form of energy?(nm) - meatiger MU - 7/3/25 12:28:14

Really Meat?(nm) - tman MU - 7/3/25 12:41:42

Is Chicago your kind of town? - Valley Tiger MU - 7/3/25 12:18:11

RE: Is Chicago your kind of town? - CulturedDan MU

- 7/3/25 13:13:15

We took a little bacon and we took a little beans - cnk MU - 7/3/25 13:12:37

OLD GAY TIM!!!(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/3/25 12:39:08

no all cities are shltholes(nm) - TigerFan92 STL - 7/3/25 12:34:49

All I know is..... - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/3/25 12:28:31

Admiral Piett.. dead - TigerMatt STL - 7/3/25 11:33:53

Should have masked up. I bet Darth Vader didn't have - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/3/25 11:47:24

No issues with covid - Wildcat KSU - 7/3/25 11:48:31

Butman? - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 7/3/25 11:55:54

Was he unvaxxed? - Wildcat KSU - 7/3/25 11:44:15

Who TF is still dying of COVID?(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 7/3/25 11:43:35

Feej is driving around with a mask on RIGHT NOW(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life BSU - 7/3/25 12:05:57

people who vaxxed multiple times - blake1771 MU - 7/3/25 12:02:54

Very old, improperly treated people. - alwaysright MU - 7/3/25 11:52:59

That's why I alternate a booster with ivermectin - CulturedDan MU

- 7/3/25 12:10:47

old ass people(nm) - cnk MU - 7/3/25 11:44:28

I always found him interesting - MidMoBaller4Life BSU - 7/3/25 11:43:02

He was the one who got his ballz squeezed - Wildcat KSU - 7/3/25 11:44:55

I ummm don’t think so? - MidMoBaller4Life BSU - 7/3/25 11:46:40

Maybe that was spaceballs?(nm) - Wildcat KSU - 7/3/25 11:47:41

Yes - that was Dark Helmet.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/3/25 11:48:49

Snotty beamed me last night(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life BSU - 7/3/25 11:51:27

^gay^ - alwaysright MU - 7/3/25 11:53:27

Why didn’t anybody tell me my ass was this big?!(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life BSU - 7/3/25 12:01:21

Forget your ass, the ship is too big. If U walk, the movie - alwaysright MU - 7/3/25 13:30:40

Jay Glazer's got game - Joeboo MU

- 7/3/25 11:29:17

Jay Glazer is a billionaire - playhard KC - 7/3/25 12:13:08

WUT?(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/3/25 12:46:32

the twin sister has a better boob job imo(nm) - cnk MU - 7/3/25 11:40:04

Definitely a set of twins! Meow. (nm) - Nebraska99 STL - 7/3/25 11:35:28

going to need an interwebs detective for this one - Joeboo MU

- 7/3/25 11:40:36

Anyone ever been to Gulfport, Mississippi? - ZouMiz STL - 7/3/25 09:33:18

Nope, wonder if it’s similar to Gulf Shores(nm) - implode STL - 7/3/25 16:00:19

I worked there after a hurricane for 2 weeks. I thought ... - BandG MU - 7/3/25 10:59:05

They didn't need any tents...just power. Nm - BandG MU - 7/3/25 13:14:55

RE: I worked there after a hurricane for 2 weeks. I thought ... - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 7/3/25 11:22:32

RE: I worked there after a hurricane for 2 weeks. I thought ... - cnk MU - 7/3/25 11:27:57

didn't just cup the cheek, he stuck his thumb up the crack.(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 7/3/25 12:13:27

I bet he said, "HONK" when he did it(nm) - cnk MU - 7/3/25 13:10:39

CSPAN turning into Skinemax after dark(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 7/3/25 11:46:31

LOL(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 7/3/25 11:29:02

Went there 2 summers ago with the family - Hickeytime MU

- 7/3/25 10:06:38

Gamble, gamble, drink, gamble, drink, drink, drink, - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/3/25 09:55:52

there's casinos in Gulfport - Joeboo MU

- 7/3/25 09:54:24

I had a free room at the IP Casino in Biloxi - ZouMiz STL - 7/3/25 09:55:34

Is this an attempted humble brag or - phrejd STL - 7/3/25 10:00:35

Cry for help. Buffalo Gold & Huff n Puff are my weaknesses(nm) - ZouMiz STL - 7/3/25 10:01:17

I have no idea what those are but I'm laughing (nm) - phrejd STL - 7/3/25 10:02:37

Gulfport is a sh*thole. Not sure why you chose that as - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/3/25 09:57:36

It's actually Long Beach, but it's a pretty cool beach house - ZouMiz STL - 7/3/25 10:00:33

C-O-M-P-T-O-N and the city they call Long Beach - cnk MU - 7/3/25 10:07:24

With so much drama in the L B C - Joeboo MU

- 7/3/25 10:08:14

It's not that bad, you'll enjoy it(nm) - Eggs MU - 7/3/25 10:05:12

twss(nm) - cnk MU - 7/3/25 10:16:16

A cooler, a grill, and water is all we need for a fun time(nm) - ZouMiz STL - 7/3/25 10:05:52

The gulf coast beaches are like a color gradient scale - Joeboo MU

- 7/3/25 09:59:27

The water follows that same color scale. - phrejd STL - 7/3/25 10:02:01

Been to Biloxi a couple times, remember thinking that I - Joeboo MU

- 7/3/25 10:07:08

Drive over to Orange Beach/Gulf Shores - Eggs MU - 7/3/25 09:44:46

Missouri: UFO "hotspot" - AllThingsKC KC - 7/3/25 09:26:10

RE: Missouri: UFO "hotspot" - XRob MU

- 7/3/25 12:26:03

Back in the mid-90s I was off hwy179 - AWOLTiger KC - 7/3/25 09:53:08

I bet the sighting increased after recreational use was - DevilsAdvocate KC - 7/3/25 09:32:10

All minor league teams should have silly names. - phrejd STL - 7/3/25 08:58:50

Rocket City Trash Pandas (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 7/3/25 09:16:34

I have their game cap (nm) - Hickeytime MU

- 7/3/25 09:57:03

[chuckle] - cnk MU - 7/3/25 09:02:35

There are some good ones on here, and some with a clear - phrejd STL - 7/3/25 09:21:08

Have we run off every female poster?(nm) - Eggs MU - 7/3/25 08:51:21

Not maggie15 - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/3/25 12:30:13

I wouldn't call what astro did to tkb "run off" - lqf2b8 MU - 7/3/25 09:24:21

It's a pretty lame board.. - Stlmetz ARMY - 7/3/25 09:19:45

You can’t even figure out the asterisk function (nm) - Hickeytime MU

- 7/3/25 10:00:43

**** off retard (nm) - phrejd STL - 7/3/25 09:21:58

Get a life-- Maybe start dating a Chat Bot.. Loser Boy - Stlmetz ARMY - 7/3/25 09:36:00

YOU GIVE ME YOUR ADDRESS RIGHT NOW YOU PUSSY FAGGOT SO I CAN - phrejd STL - 7/3/25 09:37:56

I want your address now! - Stlmetz ARMY - 7/3/25 09:41:13

NO I WANT YOUR ADDRESS SO I CAN HOOK YOUR HOME UP TO MY - phrejd STL - 7/3/25 09:44:52

There it is-- Cuba fock Address! - Stlmetz ARMY - 7/3/25 09:45:58

IM GONNA BURY YOU IN ONE OF STL's RADIOACTIVE LANDFILLS - phrejd STL - 7/3/25 09:48:04

Instead of this chicken sheot back and forth - Wildcat KSU - 7/3/25 09:44:23

Fock off-- Unless you're in the ring shut up! - Stlmetz ARMY - 7/3/25 09:45:19

And in this corner weighin in at 850 pounds - cnk MU - 7/3/25 09:47:44

RE: And in this corner weighin in at 850 pounds - Wildcat KSU - 7/3/25 09:49:18

Jealous that his sister is daddy's favorite (nm) - phrejd STL - 7/3/25 09:51:17

I was quoting lyrics fwiw - Wildcat KSU - 7/3/25 09:52:50

Stick puppet - Wildcat KSU - 7/3/25 09:46:32

Why are you here 10 hours a day? - Stlmetz ARMY - 7/3/25 09:47:31

How do you know how much time I spend anywhere? - Wildcat KSU - 7/3/25 09:48:33

I come on once a week maybe-- You're always here - Stlmetz ARMY - 7/3/25 09:49:19

THAT'S ONCE TOO MANY YOU FOOD STAMP PARASITE!!! BE GONE - phrejd STL - 7/3/25 09:53:13

I can drag a toasted ravioli through the trailer park - Wildcat KSU - 7/3/25 09:49:56

Wildwood(nm) - Eggs MU - 7/3/25 09:39:23

I think he's more of the Bridgeton ilk (nm) - phrejd STL - 7/3/25 09:42:19

He thinks Ferguson is nice - Wildcat KSU - 7/3/25 09:46:01

God help how stupid you are...Address Now! - Stlmetz ARMY - 7/3/25 09:43:18

YOU STOP TRYING TO HIDE FROM ME OR I'LL COME OVER THERE AND - phrejd STL - 7/3/25 09:46:23

That was almost funny-- Keep trying. Address? - Stlmetz ARMY - 7/3/25 09:47:03

YOU BETTER STOP CRYING OR I'LL HEAR YOUR SOBBING OVER THE - phrejd STL - 7/3/25 09:50:38

All you gotta do is talk about how lame STL is - Wildcat KSU - 7/3/25 09:35:31

Kansas **** Puke - Stlmetz ARMY - 7/3/25 09:36:40

Every. Single. Time. (nm) - phrejd STL - 7/3/25 09:36:15

Like the sun rising in the east... - Wildcat KSU - 7/3/25 09:39:01

***** Ass Monster Truck Boy found his balls..... - Stlmetz ARMY - 7/3/25 09:32:51

TELL ME WHERE YOU LIVE SO I CAN BEAT YOUR ASS - phrejd STL - 7/3/25 09:35:16

breakfast cereal? - kmawv8 MU - 7/3/25 09:37:56

Oh there are many cereal varieties, kmawv8. Many varieties (nm) - phrejd STL - 7/3/25 09:39:08

There it is.... Punk Boy ALL CAPS AGAIN! - Stlmetz ARMY - 7/3/25 09:37:18

YOU'RE GONNA THINK TURD WHEN I RIP YOUR FACE OPEN AND - phrejd STL - 7/3/25 09:40:37

You're such a punk- Give me your address now pussy - Stlmetz ARMY - 7/3/25 09:42:10

YOU TELL ME WHERE YOUR 60-DAY TRANSITIONAL HOUSING IS SO - phrejd STL - 7/3/25 09:57:18

Hitch balls?(nm) - DevilsAdvocate KC - 7/3/25 09:34:59

Batch - Stlmetz ARMY - 7/3/25 09:37:45

Yes, and most people have runoff their wives too (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 7/3/25 09:18:11

lol(nm) - cnk MU - 7/3/25 09:34:50

opps... - TheWildcat (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 7/3/25 09:23:44

Not opps... - Munchkin Lawyer(nm) - Eggs MU - 7/3/25 09:22:44

opps... - Hammy(nm) - Eggs MU - 7/3/25 09:21:57

opps... - 90Tiger(nm) - Eggs MU - 7/3/25 09:21:42

opps... - Nubby99(nm) - Eggs MU - 7/3/25 09:21:20

opps... - lqf(nm) - Eggs MU - 7/3/25 09:20:49

opps... - KCREINO(nm) - Eggs MU - 7/3/25 09:20:36

opps... - cnk(nm) - Eggs MU - 7/3/25 09:20:22

opps...(nm) - Eggs MU - 7/3/25 09:18:34

Sue was the last one(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life BSU - 7/3/25 09:13:12

maybe, but there is still a lot of estrogen here(nm) - cnk MU - 7/3/25 08:58:32

I dont know if there's any male posters under the age of 35 - Joeboo MU

- 7/3/25 08:55:15

i disagree with what seems to be the consensus that Jac - blake1771 MU - 7/2/25 23:06:37

.144??!?!?! Holy ****(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 7/3/25 08:19:31

Are you a quad guy or a butt guy? The lumber Jac is not - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/3/25 09:37:00

I looked up his stats - Hickeytime MU

- 7/3/25 08:40:30

The obsession over this guy is strange from a lot of people - Eggs MU - 7/3/25 08:50:55

the KC media and fan boys like Rossi?(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 7/3/25 10:02:45

It's like he's the only rookie that's ever struggled - playhard KC - 7/3/25 09:23:05

Look at who is obsessed and ask yourself why - phrejd STL - 7/3/25 08:56:14

meth use?(nm) - cnk MU - 7/3/25 08:56:45

No thanks I'm trying to cut back - phrejd STL - 7/3/25 08:59:49

I'd send him to AA - if he does well then AAA next season - alstl MU - 7/3/25 06:59:05

The question now is if keeping him up is going to hurt his - DHighlander NWMSU - 7/3/25 01:01:48

Should we send him back to Tee ball to get his confidence - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/3/25 09:47:39

That's fine. The season is over anyway. I say keep him up - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/2/25 23:13:04

you were "in the playoff hunt" on Jun 3 and the "season is - 90Tiger STL - 7/3/25 08:11:30

Both statements are accurate.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/3/25 09:19:57

well, one of them is (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 7/3/25 11:05:13

LOL(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 7/3/25 08:18:22

and it coincides with Mickey Mantle floundering in the - 90Tiger STL - 7/3/25 08:19:44

I’m sure he’ll give the Royals a discount (nm) - Hickeytime MU

- 7/3/25 08:31:38

LOL, choosing violence this morning - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 7/3/25 08:20:47

he's 1 for his last 41. that's not a slump. that's something - blake1771 MU - 7/2/25 23:26:33

Agreed(nm) - Ron Swanson MU - 7/2/25 23:07:57

Del Monte files chapter 11 - playhard KC - 7/2/25 22:36:39

corporate thieves playing financing games for 30 years(nm) - TigerFan92 STL - 7/3/25 08:46:26

wrong board, and when you move it, you'll have the - 90Tiger STL - 7/3/25 08:12:05

What board should it be on?(nm) - playhard KC - 7/3/25 12:14:03

Why do Royals hitters hate Noah Cameron? - MrTruman2U MU - 7/2/25 22:27:34

They score about one run every game - Ron Swanson MU - 7/2/25 22:31:57

thats the problem that our league-low runs per game doesnt - Joeboo MU

- 7/3/25 08:32:13

RE: They score about one run every game - BH O'bonga MU - 7/3/25 07:14:32

The fireworks people have started early this year - playhard KC - 7/2/25 21:14:00

early? usually starts when they set up the stands to sell - TigerFan92 STL - 7/2/25 22:19:36

Same here. I like it.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/2/25 21:14:58

As long as they’re done by 10 or 10:30, don’t set - playhard KC - 7/2/25 21:17:40

Ted Lasso to start filming episodes in Blue Springs and - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/2/25 21:08:10

I'll fight any ****er that wears a scarf and pointy shoes - lqf2b8 MU - 7/2/25 22:21:00

Joeboo should probably get a talent agent(nm) - playhard KC - 7/2/25 22:03:08

Lugo for Josue De Paula and a 2nd(nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 7/2/25 19:36:37

Seems like that would be a great deal - Missiurifarmboy - 7/2/25 19:43:43

1 year of control on an older starter for 4 years of control - lqf2b8 MU - 7/2/25 19:58:37

He's also never played above A ball - Missiurifarmboy - 7/2/25 20:22:55

To quote Brad Pitt in the major motion picture Troy - lqf2b8 MU - 7/2/25 20:43:22

Guatamala's soccer team has an oompa loompa playing on it. - XRob MU

- 7/2/25 19:22:44

10 year max for flying a high dollar hooker in seems - TigerMatt STL - 7/2/25 16:34:59

no taxpayers take care of that(nm) - TigerFan92 STL - 7/2/25 22:20:30

I'd assume they would expense it(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 7/2/25 18:01:08

$26,000 dollars worth of sides Jordan??? What do these - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/2/25 18:04:50

Al Capone got 11 years for tax evasion(nm) - Calca STL - 7/2/25 16:50:49

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