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In the latest about-face by "science" - Tptiger MU - 7/3/20 20:23:40

Pretty awesome they are re-booting Beavis and Butthead - HandBanana MU - 7/4/20 01:08:13

I take it you were a liberal arts major - JG MU

- 7/3/20 23:43:28

Says the vet who doesn't know there are no salt water minnow - TigerMatt STL - 7/4/20 00:10:11

LOL nitwit - JG MU

- 7/4/20 00:35:48

JG majored in Mid 20th Century Gorilla Masks. - Emoji Man MSU - 7/3/20 23:47:21

What an odd thing to say. - colonel angus beef KC - 7/3/20 23:49:47

Not for our fake black man - JG MU

- 7/4/20 00:00:22

I wish I were. It’d make you’re gorilla mask less hurtful. - Emoji Man MSU - 7/4/20 00:03:08

You ARE a fake black person - JG MU

- 7/4/20 00:04:02

Not really. JG knows he used to wear them to basketball - Emoji Man MSU - 7/4/20 00:00:10

LOL do you think people really believe your lies - JG MU

- 7/4/20 00:03:22

The level of dumb here and out there is - TigerNuts KC - 7/3/20 22:51:29

I cant see anything with this flashlight up my a**hole. - colonel angus beef KC - 7/3/20 23:16:20

That's what science used to be. It's no longer - dangertim MU

- 7/3/20 23:01:21

You said that better than I would have - BigDave MU - 7/3/20 23:59:47

"Its no longer" when you disagree with it. - colonel angus beef KC - 7/3/20 23:17:10

I thought it was a hoax. - colonel angus beef KC - 7/3/20 21:52:40

Fox News(nm) - Iam4Mizzou MU

- 7/3/20 20:54:53

If the same study reported by a different source makes you - MUTGR MU - 7/4/20 03:33:44

RE: Fox News(nm) - MOCO SON MU - 7/3/20 22:55:51

Kook (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 7/3/20 23:01:04

You wear masks that are killing george Washington. - colonel angus beef KC - 7/3/20 23:51:03

Fox news conducted a study? weird. - dangertim MU

- 7/3/20 21:48:11

It was also on CNN(nm) - Tptiger MU - 7/3/20 21:35:08

Go swallow a gallon of it (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 7/3/20 22:53:29

Don't be like IAM(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/3/20 23:03:11

Phhhft you believe in stupidass "science" they have on cnn?? - colonel angus beef KC - 7/3/20 22:07:43

Here’s all the science anybody needs. - Emoji Man MSU - 7/3/20 23:24:04

I don' cotton to no "science/book learnin" an such - colonel angus beef KC - 7/3/20 23:34:39

So you didn’t believe that “science”? You just believe - Emoji Man MSU - 7/3/20 23:45:12

The question appears to be: - colonel angus beef KC - 7/3/20 23:49:13

How do you differentiate? You would’ve believed all the - Emoji Man MSU - 7/4/20 00:01:52

Well there's science - colonel angus beef KC - 7/4/20 00:28:14

you're so broken (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 7/3/20 21:05:32

Of course your source can’t admit it without the BUT... - tigerNkc MU

- 7/3/20 21:04:46

So there is a chance it is correct(nm) - Shu MU - 7/3/20 20:59:34

What will the Redskins new name be? - Nebraska99 STL - 7/3/20 19:11:51

Red(potato)skins(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 7/3/20 23:51:12

Taxation Without Representation(nm) - Danny Whizzbang USA - 7/3/20 23:29:37

Lizard People(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/3/20 21:48:31

Bureaucrats...nm - bcoop199 KC - 7/3/20 21:12:19

Use the name that their basketball team had to give up- - tigerNkc MU

- 7/3/20 20:59:04

Bandits(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 7/3/20 20:42:01

Pickle should buy naming rights for the Fighting - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/3/20 20:02:16

Grifters - JG MU

- 7/3/20 19:59:55

FC Washington(nm) - tbluck STL - 7/3/20 19:59:14

The District Untouchaballs(nm) - Iam4Mizzou MU

- 7/3/20 19:43:46

LGBTQBLM’ers - HandBanana MU - 7/3/20 19:40:53

Capitol Rainbow Unicorns - Tptiger MU - 7/3/20 20:22:07

RE: What will the Redskins new name be? - MOCO SON MU - 7/3/20 19:23:28

Washington Lobbyists. - colonel angus beef KC - 7/3/20 19:15:57

I don’t think there has been a greater invention than - Fred G. Sanford MSU - 7/3/20 18:42:33

Step 1: Cut a hole in the box (nm) - HandBanana MU - 7/3/20 18:54:37

Ah man i always forget step one - colonel angus beef KC - 7/3/20 19:18:43

Lube - HandBanana MU - 7/3/20 19:42:02

If you ain't heard Muddy you ain't heard nuthin'. - GA Tiger MU - 7/3/20 15:55:18

One of the great action scenes ever - alstl MU - 7/3/20 10:43:54

One of my dad's favorite shows. Brought a tear to - Sarazen KC - 7/3/20 14:22:50

Best action scene ever is still these 4 seconds - colonel angus beef KC - 7/3/20 11:39:31

Dayum that is gots to be the whitest cracka show - HandBanana MU - 7/3/20 11:21:20

0,0,1. I did not know ol' Larry had moves like that. - dangertim MU

- 7/3/20 11:08:38

4th grade education - didn't learn to speak English - alstl MU - 7/3/20 16:27:43

Okay shack Samantha Darling - alstl MU - 7/3/20 09:09:09

I wouldn't fvck her with laqueef's mangled dick (nm) - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/3/20 15:36:46

More information than we needed(nm) - alstl MU - 7/3/20 16:24:25

Ask him for pics.... - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/3/20 17:46:48

and you shall recieve - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/3/20 19:13:31

never heard the story - what happened to your crank? (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 7/3/20 19:15:32

vasectomy and I guess I didn't ice and relax enough - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/3/20 19:16:58

and, more than likely, your doc messed up. would - 90Tiger STL - 7/3/20 20:04:21

Mine too. No swelling nor discoloration. I overdid it two - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/4/20 00:44:23

0, 0 - 615Tiger STL - 7/3/20 11:52:43

Morning ritual of dragging her wrist through the - Mizzou Lou KC - 7/3/20 10:45:18

Dear Meth-house letters - colonel angus beef KC - 7/3/20 11:56:26

my man(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/3/20 11:07:01

^^^knows what's up^^^(nm) - cnk STL - 7/3/20 10:53:31

Squeaky Fromme is out of prison(nm) - alstl MU - 7/3/20 11:02:57

samantha used to be bleach blonde before corona(nm) - tigerNkc MU

- 7/3/20 09:50:03

1(nm) - cnk STL - 7/3/20 09:15:29

The bat loon crazy aspect wouldn't bother you?(nm) - alstl MU - 7/3/20 09:21:22

The 1,0 rating is about f*cking, not dating/marrying - Cosmo MU

- 7/3/20 13:26:13

That's my wheelhouse, bro(nm) - cnk STL - 7/3/20 09:57:21

Cnks wheelhouse has padded walls. - colonel angus beef KC - 7/3/20 09:58:40

The Wheelhouse of Xanax(nm) - cnk STL - 7/3/20 10:08:21

But....what if she has issues with her father?(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/3/20 09:58:04

Cherry on top(nm) - cnk STL - 7/3/20 10:06:25

First day? - colonel angus beef KC - 7/3/20 09:45:48

hello, let me introduce you to my friend, cnk(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/3/20 09:32:58

Hell yes 1. - dangertim MU

- 7/3/20 09:11:21

She definitely does butt stuff(nm) - cnk STL - 7/3/20 09:16:05

Are you supposed to stand or kneel for this? - Nebraska99 STL - 7/3/20 08:26:32

Would they change if they knew that song was in our - Tptiger MU - 7/3/20 15:07:14

walk out - fatrat MU - 7/3/20 10:45:19

Can't believe nobody responded properly - Cosmo MU

- 7/3/20 10:23:35

You stand with reverence and dignity - Fred G. Sanford MSU - 7/3/20 08:33:04

I always thought the NFL should have separate but equal - dangertim MU

- 7/3/20 08:31:44

[clicks follow](nm) - cnk STL - 7/3/20 09:04:37

What a creepy mfer. - hefeweizen KC - 7/3/20 06:49:32

WWKD? - Fred G. Sanford MSU - 7/3/20 08:27:11

Even with the savage price hike, yttv is still - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 23:41:10

Think I've decided I'm only going - BigDave MU - 7/3/20 11:12:38

Thats actually a good idea. - colonel angus beef KC - 7/3/20 11:37:20

I pay 40 a month with sling - Eggs MU - 7/3/20 08:20:41

Starz, showtime, recording. - colonel angus beef KC - 7/3/20 09:47:01

Youtube tv is crap, and channel line up is a joke - ADelpiero10 MU - 7/3/20 06:40:52

Really enjoying this new Perry Mason on HBO(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 7/2/20 21:07:04

Does it stand on it’s own merit or do you need - tbluck STL - 7/2/20 22:36:28

it's nothing like the original(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 7/3/20 07:54:23

Stands on its own. Nothing like the series. He's a dark - hefeweizen KC - 7/3/20 06:38:01

Completely agree. Is it good? Or it’s just something you - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/2/20 23:55:13

I was once a witness in a mock trial at Mizzou's law school - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/2/20 22:19:12

"The Black guy did it"(nm) - meatiger MU - 7/2/20 22:39:01

Case was based on an actual armed robbery of a liquor store - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/2/20 23:58:36

This African America is disgusted by your racism. - Emoji Man MSU - 7/2/20 23:03:08

He's an idiot(nm) - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/2/20 23:58:56

I bet that if Nick suggested users should wear a mask while - Harold Jenkins STL - 7/2/20 19:58:19

I’ll take that bet(nm) - playhard NWMSU - 7/3/20 08:17:46

Your mom did video - smoke MU - 7/2/20 22:14:09

Wait... - XRob MU

- 7/2/20 21:52:41

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOOD ONE!!!!! - Iam4Mizzou MU

- 7/2/20 19:59:38

Exhibit A(nm) - tbluck STL - 7/2/20 21:57:58

LOL. He and *M* were the first two dlpshlts I thought of. - Emoji Man MSU - 7/2/20 23:04:58

6 LEGO bricks can be put together nearly - tigerinhogtown STL - 7/2/20 18:36:43

Yet every combo feels exactly the same when - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/2/20 21:50:30

LEGO store here reopened recently - huge success - 4TigersinMichigan MU - 7/2/20 21:46:31

Please livestream the proof on Twitch - Danny Whizzbang USA - 7/2/20 18:38:58

Myrtle beach vacation - meatiger MU - 7/2/20 17:01:55

But where do you live now? - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 19:07:15

Next to your mom - meatiger MU - 7/2/20 19:46:12

My mom lives next to a whorehouse? - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 20:19:18

She runs it - meatiger MU - 7/2/20 21:13:08

Dangers mom - meatiger MU - 7/2/20 21:14:24

7/10 for effort - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 22:13:15

I heard your mom was rated 1/10 - meatiger MU - 7/2/20 22:42:31

Do you not know what year this is? - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 23:05:21

Where are tou playing golf? (nm) - UncleTupelo KC - 7/2/20 17:30:58

Just beach, drink, and chill(nm) - meatiger MU - 7/2/20 18:36:30

Gotcha… we will be a couple of hours south of there - UncleTupelo KC - 7/2/20 18:44:37

I don’t see many at Myrtle Beach following that rule - tiger4real MU - 7/2/20 17:10:17

They just passed the emergency order - meatiger MU - 7/2/20 17:13:29

Fiji is talking kU sanctions with the new kU hire he made - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/2/20 16:12:51

this is why fiji wants the rivalry dropped altogether. It - SabertoothTiger MU - 7/2/20 17:08:16

I had a firm policy when I lived in Overland Park and - Sarazen KC - 7/2/20 16:53:41

is there anyone at your company that doesn't have asbergers? - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 16:47:35

Bill is downsy - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/2/20 16:54:30

Why did fiji hire a ku grad? - tigerdb MU - 7/2/20 16:34:51

To see if he could cross a road? - JG MU

- 7/2/20 18:35:01

Kim fanboys have all been retired for a decade or two (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 7/2/20 17:52:48

I'm not going to give him a free pass on not hiring the - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/2/20 16:36:46

RE: Fiji is talking kU sanctions with the new kU hire he made - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/2/20 16:27:56

just got a "kU quit the rivalry" (nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/2/20 16:19:33

The kid offers an olive branch by saying kU should get - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/2/20 16:19:07

Coach the kid to bring up how clean Kim was(nm) - tbluck STL - 7/2/20 16:16:11

Amazon delivery may be lost - tbluck STL - 7/2/20 16:01:07

American flag? - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/2/20 19:56:26

I've had that happen twice with products coming - cnk STL - 7/2/20 16:03:41

I paid twice as much for one made in America - tbluck STL - 7/2/20 16:09:17

why? (nm) - pickle MU

- 7/2/20 16:30:28

Principle(nm) - tbluck STL - 7/2/20 16:41:30

even if it's a US company with production in China? (nm) - pickle MU

- 7/2/20 16:54:03

well that'll teach ya (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 16:44:46

Pretty much. I had that happen when I tried to order - Danny Whizzbang USA - 7/2/20 16:02:34

guess the drug of choice for this couple? - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER SEC - 7/2/20 14:44:51

Her: Meth. Him: Her - Mormad MU - 7/2/20 15:31:23

Definitely meth, but probably f. - MUTGR MU - 7/2/20 15:19:36

d. Saurons jewelry - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 14:47:01

jesus christ - Cosmo MU

- 7/2/20 17:54:58

She's no heroine(nm) - Danny Whizzbang USA - 7/2/20 14:45:57

Speaking of Dollar Tree, I lmfao a few weeks ago when - hefeweizen KC - 7/2/20 13:56:33

Reminds me of the time many years ago when KU's star - *M* KC - 7/2/20 14:25:49

everybody knows that you go for the crab legs (nm) - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 7/2/20 14:59:29

Just got back from Academy Sports...never seen so - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/2/20 13:51:10

Ammunition to prepare for the suburban rioting(nm) - Guy on a Bison KC - 7/2/20 14:40:15

Pickins were slim last time I was at Academy. - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/2/20 14:50:52

Still was at Oak Park (nm) - MIZ45 MU - 7/2/20 15:48:13

That's where I got the .38SPL. They had several and I shoul - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/2/20 17:41:42

They were in the electric smoker section (nm) - mizzouSECedes STL - 7/2/20 14:23:20

fat people need Nike flip-flops too(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 7/2/20 14:05:14

I thought they wore the Adidas slides (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 7/2/20 14:18:36

I don't know what they're called, but I got a pair of Adidas - Joeboo MU

- 7/2/20 14:24:36

Probably not designed for 250 lb bald men. (nm) - meatiger MU - 7/2/20 15:43:09

RE: I don't know what they're called, but I got a pair of Adidas - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/2/20 14:30:03

i have to get similar concept - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 14:43:38

Between the toes is where it's at, brother(nm) - cnk STL - 7/2/20 15:59:29

medieval torture device(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 7/2/20 14:35:32

dude, it's massaging. Feels great.(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/2/20 14:48:11

Give them to Black Joeboo (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 7/2/20 14:29:44

outdoor chairs to sit in and watch the little league - SabertoothTiger MU - 7/2/20 13:56:08

they're cultivating mass bro (nm) - zoomer 99 - 7/2/20 13:52:44

elastic pants(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/2/20 13:52:30

Pool noodles and stink bait (nm) - hefeweizen KC - 7/2/20 13:52:02

Hugh Downs...DEAD. Only 1 point though in the deadpool(nm) - tigerNkc MU

- 7/2/20 13:37:40

What a pussy. - Hugh Glass(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/2/20 13:49:06

what's a pussy? -Hugh Jass(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/2/20 13:50:33

**** Hugh(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 7/2/20 13:39:22

lead singer of Hater's Kiddery (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 13:38:45

Oh man, that's just wrong. (nm) - Nebraska99 STL - 7/2/20 13:50:37

oh man - cnk STL - 7/2/20 13:40:05

I saw that coming, lol(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 7/2/20 13:39:44

Just got back from Costco - Joeboo MU

- 7/2/20 13:34:11

Costco requires them. it’s their right to do so (nm) - pickle MU

- 7/2/20 14:25:34

How often do you guys wash your cloth masks? nm - Nebraska99 STL - 7/2/20 14:00:50

never. I hang them outside in the sun though (nm) - zoomer 99 - 7/2/20 14:09:57

he said masks, not veiled racist symbolism (nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 15:00:50

he said masks, not skin suits (nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/2/20 14:54:39

he said masks, not condoms (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 7/2/20 14:33:53

he said masks, not underwear (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 14:11:43

we have a rotation we go through - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 14:05:10

I think I have 3, thats enough to last me a week - Joeboo MU

- 7/2/20 14:08:07

i've decided the best mask is the neck band thing that you - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 14:11:20

all of my masks are the tie kind, not the ear-loop kind - Joeboo MU

- 7/2/20 14:25:34

let me help you out - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 14:33:39

+200% to stealth and ninja abilities - Joeboo MU

- 7/2/20 14:50:33

you can get these personalized with a company logo - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 15:06:36

Confession. - SabertoothTiger MU - 7/2/20 13:42:57

sadly - fatrat MU - 7/2/20 17:10:14

also, asshats tend to congregate in larger numbers in - Joeboo MU

- 7/2/20 13:44:50

when the dollar tree folk rise up - zoomer 99 - 7/2/20 13:54:39

dollar tree folk is my new band name (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 13:57:53

dollar tree folk is protest music played on recorders(nm) - cnk STL - 7/2/20 13:59:59

and it ****ing rocks (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 14:02:54

you’re a puss - tiger4real MU - 7/2/20 13:53:17

agree.(nm) - SabertoothTiger MU - 7/2/20 13:50:43

Did you just high horse Costco v Dollar Tree? Lol(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 7/2/20 13:50:35

dollar tree has nothing worth buying. Nothing. (nm) - SabertoothTiger MU - 7/2/20 13:51:38

my wife rates it the highest of all the Dollar stores. - dangertim MU

- 7/2/20 13:55:40

I mean, is there a dollar store somewhere where their sh*t - Joeboo MU

- 7/2/20 14:03:31

dollar general and family dollar just have cheap ****, - dangertim MU

- 7/2/20 14:04:53

TIL - Joeboo MU

- 7/2/20 14:07:19

then you'll want to sit down for this. remember dime stores? - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 14:09:30

red pill his ass, phrejd(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/2/20 14:11:38

So plastic forks, pack of gum, candy, some condensed - SabertoothTiger MU - 7/2/20 13:59:28

I got my kids on ramen this week - cnk STL - 7/2/20 14:01:08

my daughter likes them too much. She'll - SabertoothTiger MU - 7/2/20 14:04:01

baseball cards. aka retirement accounts - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 14:01:06

I went big on some Tim Salmon and Terry Pendleton - dangertim MU

- 7/2/20 14:02:15

^^ high roller (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 14:07:52

god, I love Terry Pendleton(nm) - cnk STL - 7/2/20 14:04:19

would you like to buy a '89 Topps Terry Pendleton - dangertim MU

- 7/2/20 14:08:10

yes, but i'm not paying more that 37¢ (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 14:13:26

hey, I need to retire off of this, I'm going to need at - dangertim MU

- 7/2/20 14:49:01

the classic buy and hold strategy... smart. (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 14:51:24

Dollar General > Dollar Tree(nm) - cnk STL - 7/2/20 13:56:23

some stuff costs upwards of $10 at dollar general (nm) - zoomer 99 - 7/2/20 13:57:35

quality is worth the price(nm) - cnk STL - 7/2/20 13:58:49

THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS!(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/2/20 13:58:46

So stuff is generally a dollar. Not literally. (nm) - hefeweizen KC - 7/2/20 13:58:22

One of my favorite memories was shopping at the 99 cent - dangertim MU

- 7/2/20 14:00:19

well that seems misleading. and do they even sell trees at - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 13:59:35

And can I buy a whole family at Family Dollar?(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 7/2/20 14:00:27

yes, but they don't have their papers(nm) - cnk STL - 7/2/20 14:02:28

well not anymore (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 14:02:08

not anymore thanks to those BLM ****ers(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/2/20 14:01:48

damnit (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 14:02:17

I get my toilet items at the DG(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 7/2/20 13:57:31

haha yup(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/2/20 13:51:03

RE: also, asshats tend to congregate in larger numbers in - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 13:46:18

Costco Martin(nm) - kcmizzou99 MU - 7/2/20 13:37:00

why don't you marry it then?(nm) - cnk STL - 7/2/20 13:36:11

I'd have so many TVs(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 7/2/20 13:37:03

oh ****, and footlong hotdogs and a coke for $1.50 - cnk STL - 7/2/20 13:43:22

and the 9-bone Wagu beef prime rib(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/2/20 13:49:42

RE: and the 9-bone Wagu beef prime rib(nm) - cnk STL - 7/2/20 13:51:51

pizza so greasy it barely stops to be digested - Joeboo MU

- 7/2/20 13:45:39

RE: pizza so greasy it barely stops to be digested - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 13:50:39

don't forget the sensible-fit jeans(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/2/20 13:45:17

and all the quick dry polos I could ever want(nm) - cnk STL - 7/2/20 13:46:07

i am strongly against eating a meal at a warehouse store. - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 13:45:06

your loss (nm) - pickle MU

- 7/2/20 14:26:09

good, more for me(nm) - cnk STL - 7/2/20 13:45:50

and all the swirl frozen yogurt you can handle(nm) - cnk STL - 7/2/20 13:42:54

and unlimited barrels of cheese puffs (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 13:37:34

I'm seeing zero downside to this scenario(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 7/2/20 13:38:34

rando fat ladies "trying out" your pleather loveseats - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 13:40:32

It's an old joke, but it checks out - cnk STL - 7/2/20 13:42:16

speaking of masks have I ever told you the story about - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/2/20 13:35:31

Speaking of ant bite, I know it is for the most part fake - hefeweizen KC - 7/2/20 13:31:25

lol I would love to try it - cnk STL - 7/2/20 13:32:23

Jimmy John's #9 Italian with peppers. - Nebraska99 STL - 7/2/20 13:13:18

RE: Jimmy John's #9 Italian with peppers. - MUDude MU - 7/2/20 14:39:58

Only sammich ill get there (nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 7/2/20 13:30:05

Those peppers are awesome(nm) - tbluck STL - 7/2/20 13:23:50

did you get a 2nd one for 50% off with the coupon code - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 13:19:11

Man between posts like this and your Hasbro Investment Plan - Gyro MU - 7/2/20 13:24:48

i'm still laughing at this - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 13:34:06

RE: i'm still laughing at this - Gyro MU - 7/2/20 13:40:41

lol. too much (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 13:41:33

RE: lol. too much (nm) - hefeweizen KC - 7/2/20 13:46:45

RE: lol. too much (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 13:49:24

What's the funny part? - Gyro MU - 7/2/20 13:44:14

American Cock Handy?(nm) - cnk STL - 7/2/20 13:27:56

You're better than this... - Gyro MU - 7/2/20 13:32:14

Alien Coochie Hair?(nm) - cnk STL - 7/2/20 13:32:59

Australian - dangertim MU

- 7/2/20 13:28:41

...and then you die from an ant bite(nm) - cnk STL - 7/2/20 13:29:21

is that true? (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 13:34:43

No one knows - cnk STL - 7/2/20 13:35:52

because it's so awesome (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 13:36:40

I did not. - Nebraska99 STL - 7/2/20 13:21:04

you're missing out, man (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 13:32:53

3 slabs of ribs for this weekend - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 12:29:31

you'll probably use an electric smoker - Harold Jenkins STL - 7/2/20 13:03:36

I will. My masterbuilt does an excellent job(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 7/2/20 13:10:52

For some reason that doesn't surprise me at all - Harold Jenkins STL - 7/2/20 13:12:30

Because I've commented on it before and because you are - hefeweizen KC - 7/2/20 13:17:01

see post linked below - Harold Jenkins STL - 7/2/20 13:20:17

Suuuuuuuure. Ok(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 7/2/20 13:22:48

stage 1(nm) - cnk STL - 7/2/20 13:23:04

yup(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 7/2/20 13:23:37

so clever (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 13:35:31

no (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 13:07:13

bless your heart - Harold Jenkins STL - 7/2/20 13:08:42

Good man(nm) - tbluck STL - 7/2/20 13:07:26

I am going with Pork butt, brats, burgers and chicken(nm) - NWMizzouFan MU

- 7/2/20 12:58:05

Sounds good. That second one sounds too sweet tho(nm) - tbluck STL - 7/2/20 12:55:29

it kinda does. i'll need to be careful not to overdo it. - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 13:15:06

RE: it kinda does. i'll need to be careful not to overdo it. - tbluck STL - 7/2/20 13:22:25

8lb Boston butt.(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 7/2/20 12:47:18

Same. 99c a pound is hard to pass up(nm) - tbluck STL - 7/2/20 12:56:16

yep. got one of those too. saving for later (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 12:58:12

you have to have coleslaw on the pulled pork sandwich(nm) - NWMizzouFan MU

- 7/2/20 13:00:06

no i don't (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 13:06:57

Thanks, T-bone(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/2/20 12:32:26

that's hurtful - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 12:33:44

I mean, we were all thinking it - cnk STL - 7/2/20 12:36:32

I dont think Phrejd will be tailgating for the 4th of July(nm) - NWMizzouFan MU

- 7/2/20 12:54:49

Shack Confession - cnk STL - 7/2/20 13:04:32

I didn't either.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/2/20 13:09:50

which is exactly what they want. - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 13:15:50

MLB expansion idea - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 7/2/20 11:54:32

I don't know about the rest of them, but - Tptiger MU - 7/2/20 13:35:26

You could maybe put those teams in the national league - FIJItiger MU

- 7/2/20 12:46:21

They would certainly outdraw Baltimore, Tampa - mizzouSECedes STL - 7/2/20 12:50:01

The attendance will be the same at every stadium this year.. - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/2/20 13:11:46

Talking about the actual games, not attendance - FIJItiger MU

- 7/2/20 12:55:03

what other kinds of things are they expanding there? - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 11:56:15

Honey BBQ Fritos are pretty decent(nm) - cnk STL - 7/2/20 11:43:35

for sure (nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/2/20 11:47:39

Try Honey BBQ Lay's... - Gyro MU - 7/2/20 11:44:33

Today's quiz: Names A-Z. - Nebraska99 STL - 7/2/20 11:18:41

26/26 2:50 remaining nm - TigerTim MU - 7/2/20 13:33:24

gave up before I started - ashtray UF - 7/2/20 12:20:28

21/26(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/2/20 12:06:00

24/26, couldn't get I & K - Joeboo MU

- 7/2/20 11:56:03

24/26 - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/2/20 11:46:46

How can you disrespect - Joeboo MU

- 7/2/20 11:58:11

ive been waiting years for him to be caught as a - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 11:59:39

25(nm) - Fred G. Sanford MSU - 7/2/20 11:40:47

whatever you have to tell yourself, ranchero. - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 11:47:10

I was born with the ability to remember the meaningless - Fred G. Sanford MSU - 7/2/20 11:48:52

Used to be that way. Now just distracted by things forgotten - tbluck STL - 7/2/20 12:08:45

i resemble this remark - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 11:53:00

Spiny anteater males have a 4 headed penis with spines - cnk STL - 7/2/20 11:57:08

RE: Spiny anteater males have a 4 headed penis with spines - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 11:57:34

if David Spade isn't the next Joker, - cnk STL - 7/2/20 11:59:03

easily my favorite part in that movie... - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 12:01:35

gotta leave your mark(nm) - cnk STL - 7/2/20 12:03:18

22/26(nm) - Panthera MU - 7/2/20 11:39:29

homophobe (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 11:39:53

anyone who gets a 23/26 eats buckets of cowboy ass - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 11:37:07

well i just took it again and this time i got - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 11:39:37

I'll say(nm) - cnk STL - 7/2/20 11:39:17

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/2/20 12:12:48

23/26(nm) - tbluck STL - 7/2/20 11:35:25

23/26(nm) - cnk STL - 7/2/20 11:25:34

23/26 (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 11:22:37

Best pizza on earth is in St. Louis - BigDave MU - 7/2/20 11:07:06

Quickly - Wildcat KSU - 7/2/20 10:39:49

any of papa Lock's 12 restaurants (nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/2/20 13:49:52

Jack Stack, done (nm) - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 7/2/20 11:37:53

Does Jack Stack have Horsey Sauce? - cnk STL - 7/2/20 11:53:24

if you get a veggie kebob - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 11:56:55

**** off homo (nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 7/2/20 11:06:36

Man, now I'm hungry for some F*ck Off Homo (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 7/2/20 11:10:19

F*ck Off Homo; It's Fabulous!!(nm) - cnk STL - 7/2/20 11:17:07

pretty crowded though (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 11:18:57

How does it work when you have to wear a mask?(nm) - jumbo73 MU - 7/2/20 11:54:05

bend over and i'll show you (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 12:21:01

That's why you ask for a table in the back?(nm) - cnk STL - 7/2/20 11:19:38

not me. i'm there to see and be seen (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 11:28:56

WHATABURGER!(nm) - AllThingsKC KC - 7/2/20 11:03:11

RE: Quickly - tigerinhogtown STL - 7/2/20 10:46:40

in the mood for a mean taco?(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/2/20 10:43:41

China Dragon J Chinese Restaurant(nm) - RedbullSky MU - 7/2/20 10:43:25

probably the best Chinese buffet in Lees Summit, but that - Joeboo MU

- 7/2/20 12:06:19

I don't think Aikou is that bad(nm) - MaxTiger MU - 7/2/20 13:51:12

you can just **** right off with that stupid ignorant talk (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 12:23:47

^^ gets it (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 10:44:03

Arby's(nm) - cnk STL - 7/2/20 10:40:43

no love for lesbian jebus? - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 10:31:13

I'm betting producers started the petition(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 7/2/20 10:54:04

this is a pretty standard marketing tactic - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 10:42:50

yeah its crazy to think religious nuts would overreact - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 11:30:32

One rarely recognizes confirmation bias(nm) - tbluck STL - 7/2/20 11:37:38

would it exist if they did? - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 11:39:37

Would mirrors exist if we were all blind?(nm) - tbluck STL - 7/2/20 11:42:56

irrelevant, wouldnt give a sh*t. - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 11:48:02

How i feel about this whole thread lol(nm) - tbluck STL - 7/2/20 11:49:48

i dont remember one i gave a sh*t about - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 11:54:00

I cared about that mask discussion yesterday - tbluck STL - 7/2/20 11:57:54

you're cute sometimes (nm) - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 11:33:10

RE: you're cute sometimes (nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 7/2/20 11:35:28

so precocious and full of wonderment - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 11:37:57

yup(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/2/20 10:46:10

Missouri drivers are SHOCKED to learn this rule! - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 10:50:08

Religious people are pretty smart - FIJItiger MU

- 7/2/20 10:38:21

today is my parents' 59th wedding anniversary - cnk STL - 7/2/20 10:29:33

I speak from experience. That just means that they've - jumbo73 MU - 7/2/20 11:25:28

you think she ever took any side dicks? You think your - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/2/20 10:57:41

RE: you think she ever took any side dicks? You think your - scan MU - 7/2/20 11:38:59

that's when you poke them in the hip to get their attention - phrejd KC - 7/2/20 11:01:06

Think your mom gonna give up dat a$$ tonight?(nm) - bactgr MU

- 7/2/20 10:34:23

she had part of her colon removed due to diverticulitis - cnk STL - 7/2/20 10:37:58

hawt (nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 7/2/20 11:07:15

lol(nm) - bactgr MU

- 7/2/20 10:43:58

I feel awful for typing that - cnk STL - 7/2/20 10:48:47

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