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Racist? - TravelingTiger MU - 6/19/13 17:46:54

Nah, they went with the honkey cookie. (nm) - RememberQuantrill KC - 6/19/13 17:47:51

RE: Nah, they went with the honkey cookie. (nm) - TravelingTiger MU - 6/19/13 17:52:35

Got my new camera in the mail today! Can't wait to go - MoWxMan STL - 6/19/13 17:39:52

Which camera?(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 6/19/13 17:56:00

what about manimals?(nm) - JLTiger MU

- 6/19/13 17:40:35

Randy White of the Cowboys? - MU98 STL - 6/19/13 17:44:39

Me and you ain't nothing but mammals. (nm) - RememberQuantrill KC - 6/19/13 17:42:58

Johnny Depp be that dude so that means the Lone Ranger - Mr. Cheesers MU - 6/19/13 17:20:09

please stop posting (nm) - TigerNuts MU

- 6/19/13 17:39:28

RE: please stop posting (nm) - Cosmo MU - 6/19/13 17:47:35

he isn't even the star. - Hamdogg KC - 6/19/13 17:21:25

It seems mildly racist, Depp's accent/speech pattern is - JLTiger MU

- 6/19/13 17:23:10

he had the approval of some Native groups(nm) - MU98 STL - 6/19/13 17:28:36

Navaho, Arapaho, - Tigrrrr! MU

- 6/19/13 17:33:51

He was endorsed by Foxwoods Casino, also Foxwoods is - JLTiger MU

- 6/19/13 17:36:23

By some you mean the guy from the Village People?(nm) - JLTiger MU

- 6/19/13 17:30:07

they are cool with it - MU98 STL - 6/19/13 17:30:48

On a side note I had to explain to an idiot that Black Hawk - JLTiger MU

- 6/19/13 17:32:51

I thought it was a helicopter(nm) - MU98 STL - 6/19/13 17:34:52

Little known fact, he invented the helicopter, also sweet - JLTiger MU

- 6/19/13 17:37:16

bad, as in the sh*t(nm) - Mr. Cheesers MU - 6/19/13 17:22:34

bad as in stupid and not real cool (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 6/19/13 17:22:51

i only half way undertand ebonics(nm) - Mr. Cheesers MU - 6/19/13 17:23:45

you still pumped up for that Bulls/Pacers ECF? (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 6/19/13 17:44:55

Anybody ever live in the Minneapolis ?(nm) - JLTiger MU

- 6/19/13 17:01:04

I'm going there this weekend(nm) - Mizzmi27 MU

- 6/19/13 17:51:21

No but my dad is there all of the time for business. - TigerinHogland MU - 6/19/13 17:35:44

still looking for that money - MU98 STL - 6/19/13 17:10:01

Prince did(nm) - Joeboo KC - 6/19/13 17:09:29

RE: Prince did(nm) - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 17:12:44

technical foul (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 6/19/13 17:16:31

makes me want some pancakes(nm) - Joeboo KC - 6/19/13 17:15:06

RE: makes me want some pancakes(nm) - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 17:16:04

such as The Iraq? (nm) - RememberQuantrill KC - 6/19/13 17:07:00

No that's the country(nm) - JLTiger MU

- 6/19/13 17:08:09

Ahhh, so it must be the education system. (nm) - RememberQuantrill KC - 6/19/13 17:15:28

It's autocorrect mostly. (nm) - JLTiger MU

- 6/19/13 17:21:30

mostly water? (nm) - RememberQuantrill KC - 6/19/13 17:24:31

costly waiter(nm) - JLTiger MU

- 6/19/13 17:27:40

Eggs did - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 17:05:34

Eggs told me he is feeling California, but looking - Hamdogg KC - 6/19/13 17:06:00

Approx 388K did in 2011* - Gary P. MU - 6/19/13 17:04:31

Jared Allen (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 6/19/13 17:03:26

Umm Jared allen is a Chief, you think they would trade a Pro - JLTiger MU

- 6/19/13 17:04:23

Adrian Peterson (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 6/19/13 17:03:00

Joe Mauer (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 6/19/13 17:02:40

Sure, someone has (nm) - kmawv8 KC - 6/19/13 17:01:34

Hayden Frye (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 6/19/13 17:02:12

Hayden Fox?(nm) - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 17:05:14

dammit - Hamdogg KC - 6/19/13 17:05:35

^^^Dauber^^^(nm) - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 17:06:11

true story: - Hamdogg KC - 6/19/13 17:06:41

was it consensual?(nm) - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 17:07:12

he didn't complain (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 6/19/13 17:07:31

was he conscious?(nm) - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 17:15:13

no comment (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 6/19/13 17:15:58

Liar(nm) - JLTiger MU

- 6/19/13 17:02:06

I just sat on my left testicle - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 16:50:16

don't sit on a high horse(nm) - catbirdseat MU

- 6/19/13 17:28:38

Might be time to make the switch to boxer briefs(nm) - Gary P. MU - 6/19/13 17:01:31

That doesn't help much if you big saggy balls. (nm) - RememberQuantrill KC - 6/19/13 17:06:26

getting old sucks(nm) - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 17:08:12

I've always had this problem, assume it will only get worse - RememberQuantrill KC - 6/19/13 17:14:49

that's what I'm wearing(nm) - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 17:03:31

C0ck ring(nm) - Gary P. MU - 6/19/13 17:08:05

low balls, Larry (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 6/19/13 16:58:35

That happens to me quite often in the summer. - RememberQuantrill KC - 6/19/13 16:50:51

a single tear was shed from my right eye - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 16:52:22

I am uneducated and my opinion means nuts - MU98 STL - 6/19/13 16:46:36

means what? (nm) - TigerNuts MU

- 6/19/13 16:49:14

means you - MU98 STL - 6/19/13 16:50:27

Has anyone been PH'd via TBIM before? (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 6/19/13 16:45:54

New Species News - JG MU - 6/19/13 16:42:10

ZZtop chix or Robert Palmer addicted to - LazloHollyfeld MU - 6/19/13 16:37:23

palmer had a lot of chicks - SoCalTigr UM - 6/19/13 16:38:58

DOC or Blusox?(nm) - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 16:38:37

those r not choices nm - LazloHollyfeld MU - 6/19/13 16:39:51

Im going with DOC(nm) - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 16:40:13

bad guess nm - LazloHollyfeld MU - 6/19/13 16:45:07

gross - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 16:32:45

I'm guessing - lqf2b8 MU - 6/19/13 16:38:08

This is pretty awesome! - MoWxMan STL - 6/19/13 16:26:57

Most of Missouri could be getting really dry here - MoWxMan STL - 6/19/13 16:19:44

so no humidity? - SoCalTigr UM - 6/19/13 16:48:05

good (nm) - TigerNuts MU

- 6/19/13 16:46:18

Oh great, now it's going to rain a bunch(nm) - AWOLTiger MU - 6/19/13 16:31:09

I have a sprinkler system(nm) - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 16:28:23

I have a pool (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 6/19/13 17:04:01

Evenflow doesn't (nm) - MoWxMan STL - 6/19/13 16:29:13

Perfect example to utilize the TBIM function (nm) - kmawv8 KC - 6/19/13 16:30:54

he's a pauper(nm) - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 16:29:43

I thought you were done posting about the weather - kmawv8 KC - 6/19/13 16:23:47

Someone asked me (nm) - MoWxMan STL - 6/19/13 16:24:13

You probably should have TBIMed that someone(nm) - Mizzmi27 MU

- 6/19/13 16:32:37

PH (nm) - kmawv8 KC - 6/19/13 16:34:06

plays? and btw, the 4th is in 2 weeks(nm) - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 16:22:28

Yeah... - MoWxMan STL - 6/19/13 16:23:42

name the tv show - MU98 STL - 6/19/13 16:15:06

no (nm) - pickle MU

- 6/19/13 16:18:59

think southern florida(nm) - MU98 STL - 6/19/13 16:24:32

Drew Carey Show?(nm) - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 16:17:55

best city in the world? - Sal KC - 6/19/13 16:13:40

You mispelled smallest. nm - BandG MU - 6/19/13 16:41:52

Short commute(nm) - Zippit MU - 6/19/13 16:14:36

b/c of my small dong? (nm) - Sal KC - 6/19/13 16:16:33

That's what I was going for, yes.(nm) - Zippit MU - 6/19/13 16:18:11

rude (nm) - Sal KC - 6/19/13 16:19:21

Microsoft felt the heat - Sal KC - 6/19/13 16:12:07

Now if the dumb bastards would re-enable the link - Tigrrrr! MU

- 6/19/13 17:00:34

more like the xbox180 (nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 6/19/13 16:29:13

I've done a 180, was thinking PS4, might be back on the - Mizzmi27 MU

- 6/19/13 16:31:32

YES(nm) - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 16:30:01

Wow... that's major. Props to Microsoft(nm) - Mizzmi27 MU

- 6/19/13 16:27:42

RE: Microsoft felt the heat - Joeboo KC - 6/19/13 16:16:58

that beard is glorious! (nm) - Sal KC - 6/19/13 16:17:15

uh oh - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 16:15:28

like joeboo wasn't going to buy both eventually anyway(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 6/19/13 16:18:02

true, Joeboo Jr will need his own system(nm) - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 16:18:33

Like 'tone said - Sal KC - 6/19/13 16:16:21

So you still have to be online to install any game - SuperTone MU

- 6/19/13 16:15:15

Yep - Domino MU

- 6/19/13 16:25:25

I don't think so - MizzouAstro MU

- 6/19/13 16:17:37

I read that as one-time initial setup for each installation - SuperTone MU

- 6/19/13 16:20:30

The camera part is just flat out creepy (nm) - Sal KC - 6/19/13 16:15:53

yeah. everyone knows tru gamers play in the nude - SuperTone MU

- 6/19/13 16:16:59

with cheeto stains on their junk(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 6/19/13 16:18:15

I think the NSA is behind this (nm) - Sal KC - 6/19/13 16:17:49

they were complete idiots for trying to do that in the - MizzouAstro MU

- 6/19/13 16:14:32

She wants to party, oooooooooh - Zippit MU - 6/19/13 16:13:46

Since the shack is all about society and - SuperTone MU

- 6/19/13 16:10:48

Here: - MoWxMan STL - 6/19/13 16:02:56

twerking > tweaking(nm) - Joeboo KC - 6/19/13 16:05:46

Tell Wildcat's mom I said what's up(nm) - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 16:05:17

I'm not sure we should start the mom joke battle (nm) - Alumn11 STL - 6/19/13 16:05:52

Lay off Wildcat's mom - MoWxMan STL - 6/19/13 16:10:59

on her back more than The Heat(nm) - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 16:13:55

DO IT(nm) - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 16:07:05

you're right. let's get off moms. - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 16:06:27

0(nm) - Alumn11 STL - 6/19/13 16:04:30

What the hell is wrong with the shack today??? - MoWxMan STL - 6/19/13 15:58:43

It's always much worse than normal. (nm) - WahooMizzou MU - 6/19/13 16:22:59

It isn't our fault you're not well cultured. (nm) - RememberQuantrill KC - 6/19/13 16:03:38

hey man, I'm doing my part - Joeboo KC - 6/19/13 16:01:36

I still miss RHF(nm) - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 16:02:19

I second that (nm) - Alumn11 STL - 6/19/13 16:05:01

That song is what drove me to this post (nm) - MoWxMan STL - 6/19/13 16:02:00

Um, it hasn't rained in 3 fu@cking weeks? - Evenflow MU - 6/19/13 16:00:05

RE: Um, it hasn't rained in 3 fu@cking weeks? - MoWxMan STL - 6/19/13 16:01:40

It rained yesterday(nm) - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 16:00:49

My rice crop looks nice. - catbirdseat MU

- 6/19/13 16:02:37

I will have to mow tomorrow and then unless my - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 16:03:42

Guess - catbirdseat MU

- 6/19/13 15:59:58

How about - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 15:59:47

How about - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 16:01:48

How about - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 16:02:56

How about - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 16:04:19

Impossorous (nm) - Alumn11 STL - 6/19/13 16:00:18

greatest cover song ever - Joeboo KC - 6/19/13 15:51:18

this... - tigerNkc KC - 6/19/13 15:58:44

This is how that damned concert review all started.(nm) - Evenflow MU - 6/19/13 16:02:35

I thought this was going to be a Whitesnake cover, - Evenflow MU - 6/19/13 15:57:36

That would make me pullover and leave kids face down - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 15:53:09

sounds like the chick from TLC when she raps in Waterfalls(nm) - Joeboo KC - 6/19/13 15:54:53

Christina Aguilarra or Cher? - SoutheastConferenceTiger A - 6/19/13 15:45:20

99-admitting you watched The Voice last night - tigerinhogtown STL - 6/19/13 16:01:33

it got - catbirdseat MU

- 6/19/13 16:01:00

89(nm) - catbirdseat MU

- 6/19/13 15:58:58

83(nm) - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 15:57:47

69(nm) - catbirdseat MU

- 6/19/13 15:56:50

66 nm - Kilgore KC - 6/19/13 15:55:24

(41)(nm) - FootballRefugee MU

- 6/19/13 15:48:24

51(nm) - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 15:54:28

20(nm) - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 15:46:01

34(nm) - Joeboo KC - 6/19/13 15:48:09

Vaseline, Baby Oil, or Lotion?(nm) - Mr. Cheesers MU - 6/19/13 15:44:05

Loctite(nm) - catbirdseat MU

- 6/19/13 15:45:54

What is Noob's favorite pick up lines at the gay bar?(nm) - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 15:44:47

I just start grabbing ass. Dude, chicks, tranny's, dykes - Mr. Cheesers MU - 6/19/13 15:47:12

I want to play this - MizzouAstro MU

- 6/19/13 15:40:23

I'm guessing more balls fly towards her face - Mizzeaux MU - 6/19/13 15:42:08

That's awesome (nm) - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 6/19/13 15:41:09

How about - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 15:41:04

RE: How about - Joeboo KC - 6/19/13 15:44:28

i can see my house from here(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 6/19/13 15:46:50

thank you, Joeboo(nm) - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 15:46:00

That's frickin' huge (nm) - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 6/19/13 15:45:30

here is another large, majestic picture - Joeboo KC - 6/19/13 15:47:15

I don't want to(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 6/19/13 15:42:59

Brewskis (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 6/19/13 15:33:33

Lebowskis?(nm) - MU98 STL - 6/19/13 15:40:12

How about - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 15:38:11

then a couple more - Hamdogg KC - 6/19/13 15:46:07

Well I took a fifth, and I poured me a shot - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 16:00:47

brotherski?(nm) - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 15:36:35

Dudskis(nm) - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 15:35:45

Whereskis?(nm) - Zippit MU - 6/19/13 15:34:12

when attempting to extend performance, where does your mind - tigerinhogtown STL - 6/19/13 15:29:05

here - FootballRefugee MU

- 6/19/13 15:52:27

in my experience, the woman is usually imploring - Joeboo KC - 6/19/13 15:39:50

you use the term woman rather loosely JoeBoo(nm) - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 15:43:31

don't count the ones chained up in your basement(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 6/19/13 15:42:35

that's called "rape", Joeboo(nm) - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 15:42:13

Not if it happens on a Japanese bus(nm) - Zippit MU - 6/19/13 15:42:36

Japanese busses are rape free zones? - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 6/19/13 15:43:40

the translation is always a bit murky(nm) - Joeboo KC - 6/19/13 15:46:19

lol(nm) - Pwill MU

- 6/19/13 15:42:10

This really fat chick I work with... I just picture her nude - MoWxMan STL - 6/19/13 15:39:25

Been married too long. Have the opposite issue(nm) - Willie705 MU - 6/19/13 15:34:30

Rodney Dangerfield: - Zippit MU - 6/19/13 15:39:36

Me too. I always think of TKB - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 6/19/13 15:38:19

lol(nm) - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 15:39:47

pulley(nm) - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 15:31:46

I think of your mom(nm) - Pwill MU

- 6/19/13 15:31:44

you knew my mom?(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 6/19/13 15:33:01

everyone did(nm) - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 15:36:15

I usually have no problem extending performance because I am - Alumn11 STL - 6/19/13 15:30:03

How about - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 15:29:51

it would create a large amount of revenue - tigerinhogtown STL - 6/19/13 15:32:02

You're very unhappy today. nm - AlleyCat KC - 6/19/13 15:31:30

Am not. My dad is on his way. He's a fun guy to drink with.(nm) - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 15:32:20

So turn that frown upside down then. nm - AlleyCat KC - 6/19/13 15:33:10

It was always right side up, pal(nm) - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 15:34:37

He's POed- I guarantee it - JG MU - 6/19/13 15:23:14

I wonder if the CEO, CFO, etc of the... - AlleyCat KC - 6/19/13 15:29:59

****ed on Ed?(nm) - Pwill MU

- 6/19/13 15:28:32

Germans wear toupees?(nm) - tigerNkc KC - 6/19/13 15:26:37

Holy crap. Chris Davis has 2 more HRs today. Check the dude - tigerNkc KC - 6/19/13 15:22:22

Glad I stole him in the 5th round of my fantasy draft(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 6/19/13 15:24:19

stealing is immoral(nm) - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 15:27:16

fantasy sports=adult D&D(nm) - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 15:25:08

sitting on porch with dog and a beer = boring as hell(nm) - tigerNkc KC - 6/19/13 15:27:33

How about - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 15:27:57

RE: How about - tigerNkc KC - 6/19/13 15:29:36

no(nm) - Pwill MU

- 6/19/13 15:26:28

I don't think the Royals as a team have 26 homers. nm - AlleyCat KC - 6/19/13 15:24:15

OMG!!(nm) - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 15:22:36

What? You found your left nut?(nm) - tigerNkc KC - 6/19/13 15:24:57

How about - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 15:26:36

I went to Gates and fat black woman screamed at me, - MU98 STL - 6/19/13 15:15:31

was she hot?(nm) - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 15:20:41

Yes...and sweatty. nm - BandG MU - 6/19/13 15:21:29

mmmmmmmmmmmm....sweaty FUPA(nm) - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 15:22:08

and most likey in a very sour mood(nm) - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 15:22:03

RE: I went to Gates and fat black woman screamed at me, - Kilgore KC - 6/19/13 15:17:35

1(nm) - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 15:18:23

RE: 1(nm) - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 15:19:28

I laughed at this... - AlleyCat KC - 6/19/13 15:17:06

me too (nm) - phrejd KC - 6/19/13 15:20:20

How many of you have masturbated - Diamond Dave MU

- 6/19/13 15:13:17

It's a sin. Don't do it. (nm) - hoosierdaddy MU - 6/19/13 15:23:11

I heard it causes blindness - mu7176grad MU - 6/19/13 15:15:45

Note to self: appointments with opthamologist and surgeon - JG MU - 6/19/13 15:20:17

RE: How many of you have masturbated - Kilgore KC - 6/19/13 15:13:53

How many of you gamble frequently? I havent been inside a - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 15:07:57

I went to Boonville at the UGA game - meatiger MU - 6/19/13 15:17:17

I was once denied entrance to the Boonville - Willie705 MU - 6/19/13 15:23:27

How about - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 15:24:14

You want to gamble in there?(nm) - Willie705 MU - 6/19/13 15:32:57

CMA was drunk?(nm) - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 15:18:20

Hit the casinos 3 to 4 times a month to play poker... - BandG MU - 6/19/13 15:14:13

Oh no. Douchey sunglasses wearin' Full Tilt guy? - Diamond Dave MU

- 6/19/13 15:15:23

No...those are the guys I take money from. nm - BandG MU - 6/19/13 15:17:29

RE: How many of you gamble frequently? I havent been inside a - cooter MU - 6/19/13 15:13:04

How about I get accused of being inside you frequently? (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 6/19/13 15:12:56

Hammy - kmawv8 KC - 6/19/13 15:14:45

they are the only ones who really get me (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 6/19/13 15:17:21

How about - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 15:17:54

How about - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 15:16:09

Hammy - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 15:14:06

I like to have my own flavor (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 6/19/13 15:16:55

I go to the movie place at the one south of liberty a couple - catbirdseat MU

- 6/19/13 15:10:11

fyi, that's not gamblng(nm) - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 15:12:02

Yep, that is - catbirdseat MU

- 6/19/13 15:13:10

Eating crab legs at a buffet? - cooter MU - 6/19/13 15:12:46

well played(nm) - catbirdseat MU

- 6/19/13 15:13:39

fair enough(nm) - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 15:13:02

Depends on what you consider frequently, but I like to - kmawv8 KC - 6/19/13 15:09:25

It was kinda funny. The security guy asked if I had been - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 15:11:30

I went to a casino in STL on NYE - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 15:13:10

Lumiere?(nm) - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 15:14:27

don't remember, I was pretty drunk myself - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 15:15:35

nope, thats the Lumiere(nm) - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 15:17:08

was it called that in 98ish?(nm) - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 15:19:09

oh, probably not. Itmay have been Sam's Town then(nm) - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 15:20:21

I gamble every time I place my penis inside Eggs(nm) - cnk MU

- 6/19/13 15:08:41

Dont we all, sir? Dont we all?(nm) - TheReino KC - 6/19/13 15:09:17

George Zimmer won't be liking the way he looks - SoutheastConferenceTiger A - 6/19/13 15:00:13

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