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Im turning off The World According to Jeff Goldbloom - colonel angus beef KC - 11/15/19 19:22:35

Amazon places “Nativity” story under fiction - mu7176grad MU - 11/15/19 18:57:21

Good job attracting the usual suspects - Hickeytime MU

- 11/15/19 19:23:08

Did we soften your jesus boner? - colonel angus beef KC - 11/15/19 19:23:49

Nope - Hickeytime MU

- 11/15/19 19:26:12

Well it is (nm) - ashtray MU

- 11/15/19 19:22:10

Is this where you wanna be when jesus comes back?? - colonel angus beef KC - 11/15/19 19:23:13

Sure.. it's called BCE and CE. (nm) - TigerMatt STL - 11/15/19 19:17:15

It is fiction, of course. If all of this juju were fact, wh - 90Tiger STL - 11/15/19 19:08:03

Boring question - colonel angus beef KC - 11/15/19 19:11:19

Link? - colonel angus beef KC - 11/15/19 18:59:34

Just watched jack Ryan on Primetv. Not as good as I expected - MrTruman2U MU - 11/15/19 17:42:30

disagree - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 11/15/19 17:51:30

Saul from Homeland + the two dudes from Jack Ryan - Joeboo MU

- 11/15/19 18:19:20

Saul from better call saul is always the better saul - colonel angus beef KC - 11/15/19 18:24:10

RE: Saul from better call saul is always the better saul - Joeboo MU

- 11/15/19 18:29:53

I stopped watching the 1st season after 2 or 3 - colonel angus beef KC - 11/15/19 17:51:07

Man in the High Castle- Season 4 - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 11/15/19 17:51:58

I think i would be, the books were cool but i have about - colonel angus beef KC - 11/15/19 18:09:55

I got through two seasons. - MrBlueSky MU - 11/15/19 17:57:12

What's the show like compared to the book? - Cosmo MU

- 11/15/19 18:06:30

The show starts very slow. The characters are pretty - MrBlueSky MU - 11/15/19 18:31:15

My hemorrhoid is flaring (nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 11/15/19 15:39:29

you're falling apart, 'roids, armpit cancer, permanent - Joeboo MU

- 11/15/19 18:32:01

Dont forget his eyes are shooting blood everywhere - colonel angus beef KC - 11/15/19 18:55:42

and hes got hair in his dickhole(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 11/15/19 18:57:56

He could wash it out with his eye-blood laser streams. - colonel angus beef KC - 11/15/19 19:00:18

I think I'm dying of sciatica(nm) - Tptiger MU - 11/15/19 18:28:55

shove an ice pick in your other leg to even out the pain(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 11/15/19 18:30:47

Ha! - colonel angus beef KC - 11/15/19 18:58:50

that's dad humor 201 - Joeboo MU

- 11/15/19 19:00:15

Dad jokes have a bad rap - colonel angus beef KC - 11/15/19 19:01:47

not to be confused with Older Brother humor - Joeboo MU

- 11/15/19 19:02:39

Good call, that did the trick(nm) - Tptiger MU - 11/15/19 18:35:00

Babboon bottom? (nm) - HandBanana MU - 11/15/19 17:57:35

Try a smaller c0ck next time(nm) - Diamond Dave MU

- 11/15/19 16:59:08

You can't type cock on here? (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 11/15/19 17:20:01

See you can (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 11/15/19 17:20:07

I'll remember that.(nm) - Toger STL - 11/15/19 17:52:02

RE: My hemorrhoid is flaring (nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 11/15/19 16:31:22

it’s been a topic discussed here before - the bidet - tiger4real MU - 11/15/19 16:06:25

People who squat and **** don't get hemmorhoids either - ChinaTiger KC - 11/15/19 16:30:17

We need a show and tell time.(nm) - Toger STL - 11/15/19 16:20:26

How old are you? - TheShoe STL - 11/15/19 16:01:50

His hairline disagrees(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 11/15/19 16:06:30

Had full hair when I got this bad boy (nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 11/15/19 16:07:07

Got it from lifting weights years ago. Has never really - TheWildcat MU

- 11/15/19 16:04:00

did you have it when that dirty little girl - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 11/15/19 17:00:00

have you named it?(nm) - cnk STL - 11/15/19 16:15:21

KCT-BoneTiger (nm) - SwampTiger MU - 11/15/19 19:08:51

Turtle head(nm) - TigerFan92 MU - 11/15/19 17:11:08

Little buddy (nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 11/15/19 16:25:51

Rudolph(nm) - Toger STL - 11/15/19 16:21:53

Full insertion sooths best.(nm) - Toger STL - 11/15/19 16:01:02

You better get aspercream (nm) - MrBlueSky MU - 11/15/19 15:47:32

RSDOI(nm) - cnk STL - 11/15/19 15:46:02

That suspension is bull**** - TheShoe STL - 11/15/19 15:20:24

He got off easy. That deserves at least a year off. (nm) - go tigers MU

- 11/15/19 16:28:24

if he had actually connected with the shot, I might agree - Doc Stone MU

- 11/15/19 16:38:56

He definitely connected, check this gif - ChinaTiger KC - 11/15/19 16:53:04

Shoe, ESPN needs something to talk about everyday for - Uncle John MU

- 11/15/19 16:15:54

How does Rudolph get off clean? (nm) - sYsTiger MU - 11/15/19 15:31:05

He was fined (nm) - MrBlueSky MU - 11/15/19 15:36:24

Considering he started it, he got off easy - playhard NWMSU - 11/15/19 16:37:42

Gotcha, did see that in the headline (nm) - sYsTiger MU - 11/15/19 15:57:41

BOAISY (nm) - McMuffin HERD - 11/15/19 15:33:26

what would have been preferred to you?(nm) - MrBlueSky MU - 11/15/19 15:23:10

Maybe 4 games - TheShoe STL - 11/15/19 16:01:16

turning on the breakroom microwave kills WiFi in our office - McMuffin HERD - 11/15/19 14:43:15

wireless router is too close to the microwave - Joeboo MU

- 11/15/19 14:56:49

RE: wireless router is too close to the microwave - MOCO SON MU - 11/15/19 15:37:23

Did he really need an IT professional to figure that one? - DHighlander NWMSU - 11/15/19 18:42:13

falls down a well, her eyes go cross - Joeboo MU

- 11/15/19 18:58:55

Or the microwave is leaking too much radiation and - tigerdb MU - 11/15/19 15:10:03

his router is in the basement of Pickard Hall(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 11/15/19 15:11:46

RE: his router is in the basement of Pickard Hall(nm) - McMuffin HERD - 11/15/19 15:29:35

that's because you were trying to reheat fish - MizzouAstro MU

- 11/15/19 14:45:05

"That's right, I had the lasagna.." (nm) - sYsTiger MU - 11/15/19 15:00:19

Surely you can't be serious. (nm) - McMuffin HERD - 11/15/19 15:06:18

fuk mi (nm) - McMuffin HERD - 11/15/19 14:45:41

And the horse you rode in on(nm) - Tigrrrr! MU

- 11/15/19 14:58:52

si (nm) - Gary P. MU - 11/15/19 14:57:32

On Fridays around this time I start trying to drink - TheWildcat MU

- 11/15/19 14:40:21

hangover in your future I predict. (nm) - MrBlueSky MU - 11/15/19 15:26:54

You need to go to one of Hefe's meetings. nm - Nebraska99 STL - 11/15/19 15:24:39

I'll say(nm) - cnk STL - 11/15/19 15:26:47

RE: On Fridays around this time I start trying to drink - cnk STL - 11/15/19 15:20:05

you gonna be posted up in a tree stand, guy? (nm) - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 11/15/19 15:02:23

No(nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 11/15/19 15:04:30

Deer camps - sYsTiger MU - 11/15/19 15:01:12

Drink 4 or 5 glasses of water when you get up on Saturday (nm) - Uncle John MU

- 11/15/19 14:42:07

Yea I try to do that but I don't think I gain much ground(nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 11/15/19 14:45:07

yeah, always laugh at the "just drink a glass of water - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 11/15/19 14:47:07

A glass of water isn't going to do much. It really all - Uncle John MU

- 11/15/19 15:08:58

Sleep seems to be the best hangover cure. If i wake up - TheWildcat MU

- 11/15/19 15:11:25

That's exactly what I usually do on Saturday. Going to take - Uncle John MU

- 11/15/19 15:14:06

The worst hit last week in the Mizzou game - Joeboo MU

- 11/15/19 14:16:24

RE: The worst hit last week in the Mizzou game - cnk STL - 11/15/19 14:25:19

Got me! - MrBlueSky MU - 11/15/19 14:18:51

lol (nm) - sYsTiger MU - 11/15/19 14:17:57

what should I cook at the tailgate this weekend? (nm) - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 11/15/19 14:11:37

food(nm) - cnk STL - 11/15/19 14:23:51

Breakfast burritos? - MrBlueSky MU - 11/15/19 14:13:58

a dick(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 11/15/19 14:12:58

my fav . (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 11/15/19 14:18:58

do you broil or roast your dick?(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 11/15/19 14:19:55

a bag of dicks (nm) - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 11/15/19 14:19:15

do you all still tailgate, or did you give it up? (nm) - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 11/15/19 14:14:35

we don't tailgate for 11 am games. It's a waste of effort - MizzouAstro MU

- 11/15/19 14:16:23

lots open at 7am for 11am games. 4 hours. (nm) - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 11/15/19 14:18:54

30 min to set up, 30 min to tear down, 30 min to get to your - MizzouAstro MU

- 11/15/19 14:19:36

you're doing it wrong (nm) - SwampTiger MU - 11/15/19 14:32:08

if you aren't going to go all out then what's the point? - MizzouAstro MU

- 11/15/19 14:33:22

fellowship, outdoors, tradition, good food, parking - SwampTiger MU - 11/15/19 14:36:26

can do that downtown with no set up or clean up - MizzouAstro MU

- 11/15/19 14:39:11

you're not listening - SwampTiger MU - 11/15/19 14:42:49

and its not worth it if you aren't going to set up for it - MizzouAstro MU

- 11/15/19 14:44:15

false - SwampTiger MU - 11/15/19 14:50:01

The worst hit last night in TNF wasn't the helmet ordeal - MrBlueSky MU - 11/15/19 13:43:19

So much wrong with that post. - tgr MU

- 11/15/19 13:54:43

Combined James Washington and Diontae Johnson - MrBlueSky MU - 11/15/19 14:11:43

and he forgot to capitalize the Browns (nm) - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 11/15/19 14:08:19

Lol@Bluesky(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 11/15/19 14:03:27

LOL @ Blue Sky(nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 11/15/19 13:55:37

I think Williams is coaching for the Jets now..nm - bcoop199 KC - 11/15/19 13:47:04

Haha yes he is. Whoops - MrBlueSky MU - 11/15/19 13:47:54

you're about as informed in this manner - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 11/15/19 14:10:42

That was a terrible hire. (nm) - Uncle John MU

- 11/15/19 14:10:22

To your point I think Williams did instill that type of play - bcoop199 KC - 11/15/19 13:50:07

I think he did that when in New Orleans. (nm) - Uncle John MU

- 11/15/19 14:01:41

LOL@MRBLUESKY(nm) - cnk STL - 11/15/19 13:48:19

In honor of Redhead Friday - Tigrrrr! MU

- 11/15/19 12:54:42

brasizemeasurements.com ? - smoke MU - 11/15/19 13:42:38

Yeah, should have clicked on that instead of just - Tigrrrr! MU

- 11/15/19 13:56:22

My Disney+ playlist - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 11/15/19 12:52:07

nevermind, wasn't the california school shooter (nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 11/15/19 13:01:53

RMAO(nm) - tbluck STL - 11/15/19 13:02:40

so assuming Nick doesn't edit the handle suspension - McMuffin HERD - 11/15/19 12:35:14

30 day suspensions will be the new max (nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 11/15/19 12:37:57

RE: 30 day suspensions will be the new max (nm) - scan MU - 11/15/19 12:40:01

I don't think it would work - FIJItiger MU

- 11/15/19 12:42:48

Could you post a picture of the "kill button"?(nm) - Toger STL - 11/15/19 12:52:53

There was an episode about it on Tigerboard.TV (nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 11/15/19 13:02:18

It’s adjacent to the RSDOI switch (nm) - McMuffin HERD - 11/15/19 12:59:51

RE: I don't think it would work - scan MU - 11/15/19 12:44:07

for all intensive purposes(nm) - Grasslands MU - 11/15/19 13:16:32

RE: for all intensive purposes(nm) - scan MU - 11/15/19 13:27:07

Like an inbred Trump supporter, yup. (nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 11/15/19 12:50:53

RE: Like an inbred Trump supporter, yup. (nm) - scan MU - 11/15/19 13:27:23

RE: Like an inbred Trump supporter, yup. (nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 11/15/19 13:29:34

RE: Like an inbred Trump supporter, yup. (nm) - scan MU - 11/15/19 13:31:53

You are fortunate I have been - FIJItiger MU

- 11/15/19 13:33:06

toothless and spineless, I see (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 11/15/19 13:10:31

I'm on to you kaw....adding an 'm' in the middle and 'v8' at - FIJItiger MU

- 11/15/19 13:17:44

What post from kaw started the he's a pedo meme?(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 11/15/19 12:15:27

someone posted a pic of Taylor Swift - cnk STL - 11/15/19 12:19:39

why does he still post as kaw? - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER SEC - 11/15/19 12:23:46

he doesn't - cnk STL - 11/15/19 12:25:51

The date of the TB double handle zombie apocalypse(nm) - Tigrrrr! MU

- 11/15/19 12:28:47

less than 2 months from now my army rises - McMuffin HERD - 11/15/19 12:30:25

does anyone still have the password for pulley?(nm) - cnk STL - 11/15/19 12:57:14

Pulley (nm) - McMuffin HERD - 11/15/19 13:01:33

that's the old password(nm) - cnk STL - 11/15/19 13:05:20

This would have been much better - TheWildcat MU

- 11/15/19 12:56:12

RE: This would have been much better - colonel angus beef KC - 11/15/19 13:09:19

I’m old (nm) - McMuffin HERD - 11/15/19 13:01:55

Episode 2 of The Mandalorian was good. - ZouMiz STL - 11/15/19 12:12:35

it was pretty good, but it was only 33 minutes. wtf? - blake1771 MU - 11/15/19 17:50:31

How was the first episode? (nm) - Tiger_Claw STL - 11/15/19 12:22:21

really good(nm) - cnk STL - 11/15/19 12:22:47

disagree - lqf2b8 MU

- 11/15/19 13:20:48

Well I'm hot blooded, Duckett and see (nm) - McMuffin HERD - 11/15/19 12:08:47

Duckettoodledoo (nm) - McMuffin HERD - 11/15/19 12:05:37

My favorite trucking moment ever in a football game - Eggs MU - 11/15/19 12:05:03

He easily could have stiff armed him, but went with - cnk STL - 11/15/19 12:08:14

clip from the Penn State game (nm) - McMuffin HERD - 11/15/19 12:06:58

the one where he was ****ing kids in the shower? -kaw(nm) - cnk STL - 11/15/19 12:08:39

damn(nm) - tigerNkc KC - 11/15/19 12:23:33

lol(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 11/15/19 12:14:03

and now Minnesotta is undefeated. Coincidence?(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 11/15/19 12:06:28

Duckett all (nm) - McMuffin HERD - 11/15/19 12:01:44

Southern Duckettiquette (nm) - McMuffin HERD - 11/15/19 12:01:19

It’s all over soon as we ride up Troy’s Duckett (nm) - McMuffin HERD - 11/15/19 11:55:09

Duckett list (nm) - McMuffin HERD - 11/15/19 11:52:52

Duckettu, Brutus? (nm) - McMuffin HERD - 11/15/19 11:52:15

Duckett cover (nm) - McMuffin HERD - 11/15/19 11:50:57

Kmawv8's crowning athletic acheivement - MizzouAstro MU

- 11/15/19 11:50:52

Also, that still shot was printed and framed and - kmawv8 MU - 11/15/19 11:56:36

As John Kennedy once said about his brother Bobby - Doc Stone MU

- 11/15/19 11:58:44

Honestly, it was more no brains. - kmawv8 MU - 11/15/19 12:08:59

Shoes stayed on(nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 11/15/19 11:53:20

Well, I have two others.... - kmawv8 MU - 11/15/19 11:52:41

the wrestling story is fantastic(nm) - cnk STL - 11/15/19 11:58:50

He thought it was hilarious and I turned into - kmawv8 MU - 11/15/19 12:01:25

you should have retaliated with your own fart(nm) - cnk STL - 11/15/19 12:06:02

I can't fart on command and wasn't thinking clearly. - kmawv8 MU - 11/15/19 12:07:45

Long Duckett Dong (nm) - McMuffin HERD - 11/15/19 11:50:23

Now is probably a good time to brag about the fact that - kmawv8 MU - 11/15/19 11:36:50

I once took a huge smack from.. - Nebraska99 STL - 11/15/19 11:47:51

an old roommate of mine got trucked by TJ Duckett - cnk STL - 11/15/19 11:40:07

My brother knocked Bobby Joe Edmonds from Lutheran N - Uncle John MU

- 11/15/19 11:54:26

"big lick of the week" - cnk STL - 11/15/19 11:57:24

That was a risky click - kmawv8 MU - 11/15/19 11:57:57

noted(nm) - cnk STL - 11/15/19 11:59:20

I guess when the hit was coming he forgot to Duckett - McMuffin HERD - 11/15/19 11:49:05

It's quick - kmawv8 MU - 11/15/19 11:42:18

That is fantastic(nm) - Eggs MU - 11/15/19 11:54:45

popped off his feet(nm) - cnk STL - 11/15/19 12:06:15

awesome clip. (nm) - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 11/15/19 11:51:15

If I remember my roommate's story correctly - cnk STL - 11/15/19 11:44:16

So that same game, we kicked the ball to touch but it - kmawv8 MU - 11/15/19 11:46:47

did he do any buttstuff with you when you were out?(nm) - cnk STL - 11/15/19 11:47:49

Not that I know of, but I guess it's possible (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 11/15/19 11:49:23

How did you play him again?(nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 11/15/19 11:43:52

He played for Highland Rugby out of Salt Lake City - kmawv8 MU - 11/15/19 11:44:26

Was it a club or a school sponsored rugby team?(nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 11/15/19 11:46:25

My rugby team was club, but you play in the same league - kmawv8 MU - 11/15/19 11:48:23

DETONATED(nm) - cnk STL - 11/15/19 11:43:00

How many ****ing times we gonna hear about this??(nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 11/15/19 11:37:31

I don't think I've ever told the story here. - kmawv8 MU - 11/15/19 11:38:17

RE: I don't think I've ever told the story here. - TheWildcat MU

- 11/15/19 11:39:04

Busted on that one. The other one lqf asked me - kmawv8 MU - 11/15/19 11:41:21

You give in to easy. You have to learn to spin ****.(nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 11/15/19 11:42:33

Well, if you want me to argue, that's not me telling - kmawv8 MU - 11/15/19 11:43:30

RE: I don't think I've ever told the story here. - TheWildcat MU

- 11/15/19 11:39:28

Speaking of dirty... - tigerNkc KC - 11/15/19 11:17:16

Loved football back then. Those were the best games - Uncle John MU

- 11/15/19 11:47:21

Creve Coeur creepy cuck to be charged today - dangertim MU

- 11/15/19 11:13:47

Creepy Creve Coeur Cutthroat(nm) - tbluck STL - 11/15/19 11:19:56

Allegedly(nm) - dangertim MU

- 11/15/19 11:22:13

Creepy Creve Coeur Could be Cutthroat(nm) - tbluck STL - 11/15/19 11:24:37

Regarding Pickard Hall - Iam4Mizzou MU

- 11/15/19 10:56:43

Now you're overdoing it wetback (nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 11/15/19 11:02:01

Lol(nm) - Carlos Rossi MU - 11/15/19 11:37:26

oh **** - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 11/15/19 11:06:16

This is where he normally replies "I AM SPANISH"(nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 11/15/19 11:09:53

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