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LOL at Giants(nm) - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 22:41:37

What a f*cking moran(nm) - Ron Swanson MU - 9/16/21 22:43:28

and he was on top of the ball(nm) - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 22:44:00

what happened? (nm) - pickle MU

- 9/16/21 22:55:53

48 yd fg - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 23:12:41

Dumb.ass cost them the game(nm) - tigerNkc KC - 9/16/21 22:43:07

Who would you rather kill themselves? - Carlos Rossi KC - 9/16/21 22:08:54

or is it Carlos Rossi??(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 9/16/21 22:17:20

Maybe just a self-induced glancing bullet wound to the head - Tigrrrr! MU

- 9/16/21 22:26:32

What a zinger. Maybe sit this next play out champ.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 9/16/21 22:22:13

just playing down to the OP(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 9/16/21 22:23:57

Not even close at all(nm) - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 22:09:23

So if Salvy breaks the record does that mean he's the best - hefeweizen KC - 9/16/21 21:52:38

Definitely more worthy than Yadi......and no neck tats(nm) - HandBanana MU - 9/17/21 00:32:36

He is a shoe in for the Royals HoF and 3/4 home to - Iron DUKE - 9/16/21 23:49:41

Pudge was purty good. Nm - yy4u MU - 9/16/21 22:42:51

No...Yogi Berra is imo... - mizzoumurfkc KC - 9/16/21 22:10:50

Numbers back that up(nm) - tigerNkc KC - 9/16/21 22:45:46

for a one year record?(nm) - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 22:02:26

The HRs by a catcher record has stood since 1970(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 9/16/21 22:04:09

ok - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 22:07:00

WS MVP, All Star MVP, multiple gold gloves, WS champion - hefeweizen KC - 9/16/21 22:09:20

That is not what your OP said(nm) - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 22:10:01

Um, adding that to his resume. Don't be a dumbfvck(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 9/16/21 22:10:55

I understood yer question but theres a reason meat - yy4u MU - 9/16/21 22:29:41

I understood what he meant to say - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 22:31:57

I said what I meant to say. I'm not responsible for your - hefeweizen KC - 9/16/21 22:34:35

your the high one(nm) - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 22:27:41

Zero neck tats.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 9/16/21 22:09:59

Pretty sure he has one(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 9/16/21 22:12:35

Don't rule it out (nm) - mizzoumurfkc KC - 9/16/21 22:11:50

Cop killed yesterday in Independence was a Smithville kid. - hefeweizen KC - 9/16/21 21:03:12

And the guy who killed him was a lifelong career criminal - Tigrrrr! MU

- 9/16/21 21:43:19

what’s wrong with parole? (nm) - pickle MU

- 9/16/21 21:57:32

Looks like he didn't deserve it. - Tigrrrr! MU

- 9/16/21 22:14:48

Don't care. **** that guy(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 9/16/21 21:47:37

you're such an angry little fella(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 9/16/21 21:50:15

I'm not angry. I'm high af(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 9/16/21 21:51:04

Ultimate "Don't turn into your parents" conversation - Tptiger MU - 9/16/21 20:06:21

My old-man sh*t was realized when i found that - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 20:20:39

The odds of that motorcyle being a trike - Sal CMSU - 9/16/21 20:13:36

More like a sidecar - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 20:40:47

Racist - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 20:16:01

Jews on 3-wheelers - Tigrrrr! MU

- 9/16/21 20:41:20

Which Shacker is in the white shirt? - playhard KC - 9/16/21 19:36:17

just saw there is a season 4 getting released of Goliath - lqf2b8 MU

- 9/16/21 18:46:58

100% T-Boner.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 9/16/21 21:48:47

RE: just saw there is a season 4 getting released of Goliath - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 19:00:46

awesome (nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 9/16/21 19:04:17

Not the most compelling NFL game tonight - playhard KC - 9/16/21 18:29:36

Bad NFL is still better than almost any other sports option. - DHighlander NWMSU - 9/16/21 19:31:09

I’m that way with college football - Hickeytime MU

- 9/16/21 20:34:26

Only really two sports I watch a significant amount of - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 21:28:36

The college games are just so long now(nm) - playhard KC - 9/16/21 21:35:15

That as well(nm) - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 21:42:39

Ohio at Louisiana-Lafayette is on (nm) - Hickeytime MU

- 9/16/21 19:09:42

Next rock n' roll TShirt purchase? - Diamond Dave MU

- 9/16/21 15:48:01

My kid is at Guns n Roses at Wrigley Field right now if... - BandG MU - 9/16/21 21:26:42

Yes! A ****ty Beatles t shirt!… - tigerNkc KC - 9/16/21 18:09:59

They any good?(nm) - TigerA MU - 9/16/21 21:06:52

Best line heard at a concert - XRob MU

- 9/16/21 17:23:35

jermaine jackson(nm) - Hawk 325i USA - 9/16/21 17:03:54

I used to have two Hanson Tshirts - TigerTim MU - 9/16/21 16:54:19

This was my last t shirt purchase. Teen Wolf ala Jordan... - tigerNkc KC - 9/16/21 16:43:09

I had a 3/4 sleeve Fonzie shirt - Diamond Dave MU

- 9/16/21 16:52:10

I have Fevers black death malt liquor ... - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 18:09:03

I remember seeing a Fonzie T-shirt at seventh heaven that - tigerNkc KC - 9/16/21 17:29:56

Somewhere buried in my closet is my 1982 Queen concert - tigerNkc KC - 9/16/21 16:39:12

The Game tour? Yeah, need a Queen one too(nm) - Diamond Dave MU

- 9/16/21 16:42:50

this one... - tigerNkc KC - 9/16/21 16:45:34

Hot Space. That's cool. I'd like to get a - Diamond Dave MU

- 9/16/21 16:50:07

Iron Maiden(nm) - DevilsAdvocate KC - 9/16/21 16:27:14

I've been from Tucson to Tucumcari Tehachapi to Tonapah - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 9/16/21 16:22:12

One of the best of all time(nm) - Diamond Dave MU

- 9/16/21 16:25:51

Iron Maiden - pickle MU

- 9/16/21 16:01:38

LITTLE FEAT - smoke STL - 9/16/21 16:08:53

LIttle Feat...kinda. What you need is Lowel George with - mizzou541 KC - 9/16/21 15:51:31

I like that one. Good price too(nm) - Diamond Dave MU

- 9/16/21 16:21:20

Menudo.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 9/16/21 15:48:44

I'd like the catch the fella who - bluesox7 MU - 9/16/21 15:43:52

Do you live in a barnyard? - tigerdb MU - 9/16/21 21:14:14

I'm calling bullshiite - JG MU

- 9/16/21 15:45:09

seriously. 3 times in the last two weeks I have - bluesox7 MU - 9/16/21 15:50:25

pizza combos are the best combos (nm) - pickle MU

- 9/16/21 14:58:27

I’m not sure I’ve ever had a combo - tbluck MU - 9/16/21 15:32:45

Taste like them too. God awful(nm) - Diamond Dave MU

- 9/16/21 15:37:58

I thought those were dog treats - ashtray UF - 9/16/21 15:27:19

idk, the cheez it duoz of sharp cheddar and parmesan is - tigerNkc KC - 9/16/21 15:06:50

Quill.com link? Lol(nm) - Diamond Dave MU

- 9/16/21 15:44:15

I searched for images and that came up(nm) - tigerNkc KC - 9/16/21 15:53:48

RE: idk, the cheez it duoz of sharp cheddar and parmesan is - Joeboo MU

- 9/16/21 15:10:07

White cheddar and Extra Toasty Cheez-Its are better - Diamond Dave MU

- 9/16/21 15:44:56

tis new thing is the best of those things - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 15:14:17

Hard to find, but I like the caramel creme filled ones - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 9/16/21 15:02:35

i cant tell if youre joking - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 15:04:07

God damn, who would joke about combos? (nm) - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 9/16/21 15:07:25

so just dumb...gotcha(nm) - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 15:14:30

Maybe, but they sure are tasty (nm) - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 9/16/21 15:16:37

caramel is for candy - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 15:17:58

My thoughts as well...before I tried them. (nm) - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 9/16/21 15:19:30

Godfather's combo(nm) - tigerNkc KC - 9/16/21 15:02:22

there's zero Godfathers left in Jackson county - Joeboo MU

- 9/16/21 15:08:29

What about the one at the gas station at Lakewood? (nm) - hefeweizen KC - 9/16/21 17:26:27

There's a Godfather's at the gas station in Concordia - Diamond Dave MU

- 9/16/21 15:40:03

Iam4Mizzou? - bluesox7 MU - 9/16/21 14:33:24

RE: Iam4Mizzou? - TigerMatt - 9/16/21 14:46:59

Hefe (nm) - Tigrrrr! MU

- 9/16/21 14:35:14

Salvy with #45 today! What a stud.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 9/16/21 14:19:30

Ooops - PH.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 9/16/21 14:20:00

Edited: bad link. nm - Nebraska99 STL - 9/16/21 14:16:01

watch your language(nm) - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 14:17:51

It was a link to a story about body composting... - Nebraska99 STL - 9/16/21 14:20:54

That site always screw up on this site - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 14:30:15

Looks like Andy won't be distracted at this years SB, at - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 14:12:30

RE: Looks like Andy won't be distracted at this years SB, at - pickle MU

- 9/16/21 14:42:50

*downs with retardation (nm) - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 20:21:42

He blew a 0.113 2 hours after the wreck? I wonder what - Carlos Rossi KC - 9/16/21 14:24:35

it goes up after you stop the drinking for a little while - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 14:37:12

Yeah - but I would think 2 hours is long enough to where - Carlos Rossi KC - 9/16/21 14:40:31

i think 2 hours is the point where it stops rising... - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 14:48:44

^^^Lucille Bluth^^^(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 14:51:04

I don't know man - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 14:48:23

thats what happens to pilots i hear - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 14:49:26

I thought it was the stewardess - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 14:50:20

RE: I thought it was the stewardess - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 14:51:47

I thought it could still be higher at that time?(nm) - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 14:33:19

or to absorb more alcohol(nm) - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 14:27:41

That's a bold move Cotton.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 9/16/21 14:33:03

settles the nerves(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 14:47:19

"blunt force trauma to his groin"(nm) - TigerA MU - 9/16/21 14:14:11

He now goes by Brittany(nm) - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 14:32:26

lqf knows(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 14:19:11

I've had that before - tbluck MU - 9/16/21 14:17:38

my wife suffers that every 5.7 days, high five!(nm) - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 14:17:29

"requiring surgery". That doesn't sound delightful(nm) - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 9/16/21 14:14:59

but now he can kick ass in womens MMA - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 14:38:58

Bills requiring vaccinations for every fan attending an - DHighlander NWMSU - 9/16/21 13:34:09

Everyone knows better than u &your doctor about what u shoul - TigerFan92 STL - 9/16/21 18:21:10

78% dead, hospitalized overweight - cybertyger MU - 9/16/21 14:40:17

with 73% of Americans adults overweight, the percentage - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 9/16/21 15:03:12

Why are they ignoring natural immunity??? - cybertyger MU - 9/16/21 14:36:38

that doesn't exist with this virus. this virus is different - zoomer 99 - 9/16/21 14:38:07

If Mayor Q tried that crap with the Chiefs...KC would riot.. - Carlos Rossi KC - 9/16/21 14:05:40

and high school teachers(nm) - TigerA MU - 9/16/21 14:11:55

lol (nm) - pickle MU

- 9/16/21 14:33:28

Why would they offer refunds for purchased tickets? - FIJItiger MU

- 9/16/21 13:58:25

^^^^loves to screw people over nm - yy4u MU - 9/16/21 14:35:33

Because they added a requirement after the purchase. - DHighlander NWMSU - 9/16/21 14:01:53

You are giving too much credit(nm) - oleMIZZOU MU - 9/16/21 15:48:28

it's their stupid call. Who cares?(nm) - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 13:45:59

Because Mayor Q is a Dem-idiot and I could see him going - DHighlander NWMSU - 9/16/21 13:48:02

if he did, would you foist the responsiblity on the Chiefs? - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 9/16/21 13:50:51

The announcement on NFL Network said the Bills were - DHighlander NWMSU - 9/16/21 13:54:05

looks like to me the Bills are just being compliant - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 9/16/21 13:58:22

I don't believe the fans have a union(nm) - DHighlander NWMSU - 9/16/21 14:00:46

Unions don't trump governmental mandates, though (nm) - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 9/16/21 14:02:44

Somehow, NBA/NFL players aren't considered employees - zoomer 99 - 9/16/21 14:10:52

The Govt mandate allows for testing - tiger4real MU - 9/16/21 14:09:12

The OSHA one does, not sure about the Erie County one(nm) - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 9/16/21 14:13:31

will that prevent you from going to games - pickle MU

- 9/16/21 13:49:47

So now you are in favor with the government interfering in - DHighlander NWMSU - 9/16/21 13:52:17

how are you a high school teacher - pickle MU

- 9/16/21 14:01:11

According to you and your equally challenged lackeys. - DHighlander NWMSU - 9/16/21 14:05:31

what is according to me? - pickle MU

- 9/16/21 14:07:45

A science teacher not understanding what the 19 - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 14:07:28

Hell as he proves contantly he doesn't understand - JG MU

- 9/16/21 14:27:35

I think you answered your question(nm) - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 14:03:39

where did he say he was in favor of it? (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 9/16/21 13:52:54

so the vaccine is a democrat - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 13:49:14

No fúcktard, vaccine MANDATES are Democratic policies. - DHighlander NWMSU - 9/16/21 13:50:38

i believe that you see the actual vaccine as a democrat - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 14:34:36

lol (nm) - ashtray UF - 9/16/21 15:20:54

rights don’t exist anyway - pickle MU

- 9/16/21 14:02:05

Society has to determine a balance between safety and - ashtray UF - 9/16/21 13:54:35

Funny, none of these mandates are going through a - DHighlander NWMSU - 9/16/21 14:04:10

look, we must adopt some socialist principles - pickle MU

- 9/16/21 14:07:02

and then just don't go to the event. big ****ing deal - TigerA MU - 9/16/21 13:48:55

Good for them, hopefully most others will also do so (nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 9/16/21 13:42:39

Absolutely. The morbidly obese need to be protected - zoomer 99 - 9/16/21 14:04:18

Seems like the Bills aren't to blame, but rather the ECDH - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 9/16/21 13:40:04

Indoors you might be able to make an argument for. There is - DHighlander NWMSU - 9/16/21 13:46:31

Right, I'm just saying it isn't the Bills fault, it is the - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 9/16/21 13:50:06

OUTRAGE!!!(nm) - TigerA MU - 9/16/21 13:37:46

add Buffalo to your Kauffman boycott list (nm) - pickle MU

- 9/16/21 13:37:23

I have been to Buffalo, great place to watch a game and - DHighlander NWMSU - 9/16/21 13:41:47

mandates and burdensome regulations come about - JG MU

- 9/16/21 13:37:06

If you have been vaccinated and the vaccines actually work - DHighlander NWMSU - 9/16/21 13:44:32

i get the flu vaccine and still don't love it when a flu sic - TigerA MU - 9/16/21 13:52:46

Not crazy, stupid.(nm) - DHighlander NWMSU - 9/16/21 13:54:39

it's stupid to not want to be around sick contagious people - TigerA MU - 9/16/21 13:57:31

Then stay home and you have no worries. It is not - DHighlander NWMSU - 9/16/21 14:07:30

society has determined otherwise (nm) - ashtray UF - 9/16/21 15:21:14

i agree it is not society's job to protect me but i also - TigerA MU - 9/16/21 14:10:04

see the problem is you are considering DHighlander to be - JG MU

- 9/16/21 14:29:29

is it possible that this policy was put in place to impact - TigerNuts KC - 9/16/21 13:51:19

I agree about 99% with that position - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 9/16/21 13:49:02

Those ICU stories are bullshīt, ICU beds are not full of - DHighlander NWMSU - 9/16/21 13:59:26

beds are a single metric in calculating capacity - ashtray UF - 9/16/21 15:24:16

My daughter is not old enough to be eligible for a vaccine - FIJItiger MU

- 9/16/21 13:51:03

my kid's doctor is expecting kids vac's next month (nm) - TigerA MU - 9/16/21 13:51:59

Rightly or wrongly, it would be a nice byproduct of - FIJItiger MU

- 9/16/21 13:53:38

Our interference with natural selection has been the - TigerNuts KC - 9/16/21 13:54:34

Agree. 50 years ago if something like the - FIJItiger MU

- 9/16/21 13:55:53

Yep - Wildcat KSU - 9/16/21 14:14:19

nevermind, thought you were TheWildcat * - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 9/16/21 14:15:24

Wildcat KSU is the lying dumbphuck one - JG MU

- 9/16/21 15:32:32

With your endorsement - Wildcat KSU - 9/16/21 21:04:32

I'm not worried about myself - JG MU

- 9/16/21 13:48:55

tis is one of the dumbest canned-responses ive ever heard - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 13:48:18

to be fair, the whole "we gotta protect the vaccinated - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 14:01:04

Yes, there are too many wrongacts - zoomer 99 - 9/16/21 13:39:29

Aaaand there goes Salvy again - mizzoumurfkc KC - 9/16/21 13:28:37

If you find a tick - tigerinhogtown STL - 9/16/21 12:50:04

Just don't post a dick tick pic. nm - Nebraska99 STL - 9/16/21 13:26:06

Sick(nm) - Tigrrrr! MU

- 9/16/21 13:28:10

depends on how you picked it up - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 13:09:23

what about from ****ing a woodland creature?(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 9/16/21 13:32:10

depends on the woodland creature - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 13:34:45

"associated varmints" = band name (nm) - phrejd MU

- 9/16/21 14:20:02

deer?(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 9/16/21 13:54:27

be realistic(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 14:00:02

this is unreasonable - gmmm98 MU

- 9/16/21 13:49:39

groundhogs are known for their giant ding dongs(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 14:00:22

Here’s the good news - tbluck MU - 9/16/21 12:55:46

This may be my new favorite cover of any song. - cooter MU

- 9/16/21 12:01:48

This one is cool. the Gourds was hilarious. - alwaysright MU - 9/16/21 17:15:37

Wu Tang is forever. (nm) - Tiger_Claw STL - 9/16/21 12:48:36

you need to diversify your bonds(nm) - TigerA MU - 9/16/21 12:59:25

I've been a fan, but I must say, that was very poor - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 13:02:36

Hey guys, I like the weed now(nm) - RBT STL - 9/16/21 11:55:53

I just got back from the Sauget dispensary. - Nebraska99 STL - 9/16/21 13:02:43

high five(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 13:08:11

I really like incense now too!(nm) - tbluck MU - 9/16/21 12:10:37

what's your guys' go-to munchie snack!?!?!?!(nm) - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 12:01:33

YTTV and Roku. - Diamond Dave MU

- 9/16/21 11:18:04

I prefer the Firestick interface to Roku - Joeboo MU

- 9/16/21 11:37:56

I prefer the Roku interface. I really wish I could jailbreak - NWMizzouFan NWMSU - 9/16/21 11:51:22

Yeah, I've got a FireStick too, but it's been relegated - Diamond Dave MU

- 9/16/21 11:47:46

How about - pickle MU

- 9/16/21 11:42:56

i like that interface better as well... - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 11:40:35

Roku was doing that for me, too. Just had to change an - Diamond Dave MU

- 9/16/21 11:49:16

firestick audio keeps needing to be synced - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 11:36:03

i've never had that issue with my firesticks(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 9/16/21 11:55:35

yeah, well this isnt about you fatty. - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 12:02:31

I had the same problem with my firestick - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 13:10:24

but you cant get full HBO on roku - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 13:26:39

I just have HBO Max so it's all good(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 13:30:31

RE: I just have HBO Max so it's all good(nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 13:46:18

it's your countryass bluetooth speeds (nm) - ashtray UF - 9/16/21 12:41:01

how old is your Firestick - Joeboo MU

- 9/16/21 11:39:05

barely a year - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 11:42:31

Weird. Only issue I occasionally get is a pop-up on the - Joeboo MU

- 9/16/21 11:43:54

Just buy a chromecast - Rabbit Test MU - 9/16/21 11:28:37

yeah, you can't download that channel anymore - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 11:19:27

RE: yeah, you can't download that channel anymore - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 11:46:07

I damn near panicked(nm) - Diamond Dave MU

- 9/16/21 11:21:03

Shack potheads: is there a remedy for the dry mouth that - hefeweizen KC - 9/16/21 11:02:11

Alcoholic --> Pothead? What is the encore? - Ace MU - 9/16/21 12:31:12

Dead wife?(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 9/16/21 12:52:02

Back when I was a burner, I was simultaneously - Diamond Dave MU

- 9/16/21 11:19:12

Yeah, no(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 9/16/21 11:21:20

this is really cute(nm) - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 11:12:16

Hey, I'm new to this. (nm) - hefeweizen KC - 9/16/21 11:13:29

this is why it's cute. It's not everyday you have a 50- - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 11:14:40

I mean I dabbled as a youngster with that cheap Mexican - hefeweizen KC - 9/16/21 11:16:33

The edibles today are awesome. a 10mg gummy will - Carlos Rossi KC - 9/16/21 11:18:47

Yep - Panthera MU - 9/16/21 13:12:58

10mg indica sour blueberry. Damn near perfect(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 9/16/21 11:20:54

never met an indica man. You just use it to go to sleep - lqf2b8 MU

- 9/16/21 11:22:39

Not 10mg. To sleep it's half of one. To get chill high for a - hefeweizen KC - 9/16/21 11:24:06

gum(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 11:11:02

where'd you learn that Cheech, drug school?(nm) - TigerA MU - 9/16/21 11:14:39

Yeah?(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 9/16/21 11:12:39

would I lie?(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 11:13:43

About weed? Naw(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 9/16/21 11:14:02

get something with xylitol (usually in sugar free gum). - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 11:16:22

is that what does it? - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 11:17:55

it's good for your teeth too. I don't know if its valid - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 11:19:39

looks like it's in Orbit which is what I usually get - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 11:21:01

get some PUR brand - 100% xylitol- no aspartame(nm) - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 11:22:20

So give your gf some xylitol gum - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 11:20:56

your wife isnt a cat, is she? - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 11:55:50

RE: So give your gf some xylitol gum - phrejd MU

- 9/16/21 11:23:47

Wait, you use lube for a beej? Wtf?(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 9/16/21 11:22:43

no no - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 11:24:02

feeling up them bags of sand?(nm) - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 11:26:06

and she'd be like, "Oh, you're nailing me! Cool!" - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 11:55:08

you don't spend much time with the ladies, do you meat? (nm) - phrejd MU

- 9/16/21 11:25:07

Boobs feel like a bag of sand(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 9/16/21 11:25:41

dammit(nm) - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 11:26:32

Um. Alright(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 9/16/21 11:25:02

Kottonmouth Kings(nm) - tigerNkc KC - 9/16/21 11:10:36

pee(nm) - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 11:09:19

Speaking of, it does make me p*ss a lot more often(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 9/16/21 11:10:18

Diabetes bruh(nm) - Diamond Dave MU

- 9/16/21 11:19:38

Nope. Only when I eat weed. (nm) - hefeweizen KC - 9/16/21 11:26:34

RE: pee(nm) - scan MU - 9/16/21 11:10:14

that holds the water into the mouth(nm) - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 11:12:18

buwahahahahahaa - bluesox7 MU - 9/16/21 11:05:04

**** off, retard(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 9/16/21 11:07:50

And nobody talks about Hefe talking about dick as much - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 9/16/21 11:06:56

water (nm) - ashtray UF - 9/16/21 11:04:39

Tried that. Nope(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 9/16/21 11:07:15

there's always this - ashtray UF - 9/16/21 11:09:15

RE: Tried that. Nope(nm) - scan MU - 9/16/21 11:08:00

sounds like something my grandpa would say(nm) - gmmm98 MU

- 9/16/21 11:39:37

Does that work? (nm) - hefeweizen KC - 9/16/21 11:08:40

RE: Does that work? (nm) - scan MU - 9/16/21 11:09:45

I always know when a gummy is about to kick in when my mouth - hefeweizen KC - 9/16/21 11:11:43

I know one - beakerbasher (nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 9/16/21 11:04:21

YUS!!!(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 9/16/21 11:22:54

Thursday Quiz: Musician, Musician. Band, Band. - Nebraska99 STL - 9/16/21 10:37:40

20; 1:21 (nm) - MIZ45 MU - 9/16/21 13:53:43

2:59 nm - Mizzou Lou KC - 9/16/21 11:43:53

13 - RayJay MU - 9/16/21 11:27:28

18 Down to - tbluck MU - 9/16/21 10:51:26

I just figured that a member of Iron Maiden would be named - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 10:59:40

they are no megadeath that's for sure. Symphony of - lqf2b8 MU

- 9/16/21 11:03:58

Team Megadeth(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 11:14:08

i like that he used to beat up metallica - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 11:23:44

I mean...they're >>>>>>>than Maiden, but I really - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 11:17:31

I just put on their Greatest Hits - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 11:18:35

meh. only song of theirs I like is Holy Wars(nm) - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 11:13:43

you shut your whore mouth! nm - TigerTim MU - 9/16/21 11:08:52

17/20 i liked this format nm - TigerTim MU - 9/16/21 10:51:18

17/20(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 10:51:03

1:20. Kinda fun (nm) - Hickeytime MU

- 9/16/21 10:50:11

1:19 left - not a fan of format. Easy but tedious... - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 10:48:46

20/20, 4:01 left. Only 1 I didnt know - Joeboo MU

- 9/16/21 10:47:32

In less that 2 minutes? Man Joeboo I'm not sure I'm buying - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 9/16/21 10:57:58

20/20 2:11 (nm) - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 9/16/21 10:46:23

16 (nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 9/16/21 10:45:05

17/20(nm) - phrejd MU

- 9/16/21 10:42:33

Help Larry Nickel get to Wrestlemania. - bluesox7 MU - 9/16/21 10:21:04

He's the second worst part of that show, right behind the - sprintcar STL - 9/16/21 10:57:04

I agree on Doug (nm) - bluesox7 MU - 9/16/21 10:58:20

That is shocking Larry. Given all that I have learned about - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 9/16/21 10:59:55

Larry is a good part of the show. They do it because - bluesox7 MU - 9/16/21 11:02:36

Not really. But to each his own.(nm) - sprintcar STL - 9/16/21 11:07:20

Ok Larry. Apparently not EVERYONE likes the guy as - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 9/16/21 11:04:53

why would we help that idiot?(nm) - NWMizzouFan NWMSU - 9/16/21 10:24:46

He isnt an idiot. He may be a little slow but he is still - bluesox7 MU - 9/16/21 10:26:24

Let's see...Huge fan of professional wrestling and a huge - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 9/16/21 10:32:26

the 50,000 paid his medical bills. - bluesox7 MU - 9/16/21 10:35:45

And now you are asking people for money to send an adult - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 9/16/21 10:41:12

you realize he is mentally slow right? Handicapped? - bluesox7 MU - 9/16/21 10:41:55

Does that stop the show from giving him a salary and - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 9/16/21 10:48:58

so is Tigrrrr and you don't see anybody starting a - ashtray UF - 9/16/21 10:43:44

lmfao (nm) - pickle MU

- 9/16/21 11:22:52

Oh(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 9/16/21 10:52:22

gasp(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 10:51:35

LOL (nm) - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 9/16/21 10:46:42

lol - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 10:45:19

Would everyone donate $5 - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 10:25:59

being totally serious, i would do that. (nm) - TigerA MU - 9/16/21 10:27:41

if everyone dontated 5 bucks to my venmo, I would leave - bluesox7 MU - 9/16/21 10:28:25

the problem is you are a liar and need the attention - TigerA MU - 9/16/21 10:31:00

its true, I totally would. This place is a cesspool - bluesox7 MU - 9/16/21 10:32:20

if you thought that you would leave willingtly(nm) - TigerA MU - 9/16/21 10:33:26

ummm..no(nm) - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 10:29:11

what if you could get other people, multi levels, of people - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 10:33:13

so like, if I tell 2 friends and they tell 2 friends....?(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 10:34:55

and we just keep it going, then everyone can be rich... - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 10:37:26

then all said friends - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 10:36:12

turn down for what? (nm) - pickle MU

- 9/16/21 10:06:16

what are some other songs used for commercials - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 10:25:25

RE: what are some other songs used for commercials - cooter MU

- 9/16/21 11:57:51

Agreed, I always reach for a Lipton Iced Tea when I'm - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 10:28:33

reminds me when reagan used Born in the USA - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 10:29:53

RE: reminds me when reagan used Born in the USA - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 10:49:06

politicians using Fortunate Son at rallies(nm) - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 10:38:55

picard was reacting to this btw - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 10:53:02

that time joel osteen came out to "hot in herre" (nm) - phrejd MU

- 9/16/21 10:44:49

which tigerboarder is this? - NWMizzouFan NWMSU - 9/16/21 09:55:26

gotta be JG.... ha ha (nm) - bluesox7 MU - 9/16/21 09:59:59

Or jgs boyfriend nm - yy4u MU - 9/16/21 10:05:16

I would guess Tigermatt. Covid has broke him - NWMizzouFan NWMSU - 9/16/21 10:06:46

Speaking of potheads. These new dispensaries can fvck - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 09:52:32

Beseme Wellness(nm) - hefeweizen KC - 9/16/21 10:39:47

simple answer. yes they are.(nm) - SabertoothTiger MU - 9/16/21 10:04:39

went to planet 13 in vegas (nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 9/16/21 10:00:56

I have a client with a smoke shop called - Joeboo MU

- 9/16/21 10:00:23

the vape shops know that they and their clientel are - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 10:02:47

is this what happened to the Lees Summit mizzou store?(nm) - NWMizzouFan NWMSU - 9/16/21 09:59:10

RIP Tigerboarder's stores - Joeboo MU

- 9/16/21 10:01:18

looks like it closed. - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 10:00:47

was it one with some titties? - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 10:02:07

nope, thank goodness. I think it was about chinamen(nm) - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 10:03:55

tboner probably grabbed it then(nm) - NWMizzouFan NWMSU - 9/16/21 10:04:54

I bought quite a few items in there - NWMizzouFan NWMSU - 9/16/21 10:01:59

Is "Reefer Madness" copyrighted? - MizzouAstro MU

- 9/16/21 09:58:33

the Mad Reef - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 09:59:31

And I prefer the term "stoner" thank you very much(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 09:53:46

because weed is from the erf, dawg(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 09:53:24

so are cheeseburgers. - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 09:54:45

Pipe Hitters Local 420(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 10:14:56

winner. end thread(nm) - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 10:16:03

not gonna lie - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 10:16:56

[waiting with anticipation for the curtain call](nm) - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 10:18:17

RE: [waiting with anticipation for the curtain call](nm) - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 10:20:03

[applause swells](nm) - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 10:25:01

[not the only thing swelling amiright] (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 9/16/21 10:34:11

sir, this is a marijuana store(nm) - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 10:40:12

Pipe Layers local - nextdoor biz(nm) - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 10:15:44

Chong and Cheech - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 10:13:39

Beach and Bong(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 10:13:35

Bill and Ted's Excellent High(nm) - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 10:12:48

Legitimate Business [wink emoji](nm) - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 10:12:09

[snicker](nm) - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 10:12:56

WeedEaters(nm) - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 10:11:43

Dope Dope(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 10:08:13

Mary Jane's Last Dispensary(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 10:07:49

Marijuana Get High?(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 10:07:37

Stoner? I Hardly Know Her Dispensary(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 10:04:21

I'm ready to drop some capital.(nm) - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 10:05:31

^^has a burger plant - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 09:57:26

Not mine. I sell space weed (nm) - phrejd MU

- 9/16/21 09:54:04

speaking of fat people and scams - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 09:41:58

RE: speaking of fat people and scams - Rabbit Test MU - 9/16/21 09:55:35

My fitbit app has a pretty cool food tracker - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 09:47:18

what if there isn't a label? - ashtray UF - 9/16/21 09:53:38

there are lots of options - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 09:56:49

their database also has generic items - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 09:55:59

breast? - TigerNuts KC - 9/16/21 09:57:56

eatin' ass is 0 calories - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 10:00:22

and 100% daily portion of fun (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 9/16/21 10:00:59

yep..all those calories were removed - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 10:00:55

all of them(nm) - NWMizzouFan NWMSU - 9/16/21 09:59:56

so you can spend an hour breaking down your meal into - ashtray UF - 9/16/21 09:57:45

it takes maybe 30 seconds(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 10:00:42

they are fairly easy to use - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 09:59:42

i bet we can do the math.... - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 09:58:51

meant for tigernuts post - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 09:59:08

those are the kind of people that need this app - TigerNuts KC - 9/16/21 09:55:42

lol - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 09:56:31

same - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 09:51:40

psst - lqf2b8 MU

- 9/16/21 09:46:39

I can handle those - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 09:51:10

american portions are just hilarious - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 09:55:24

internet said otherwise - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 09:47:37

sponsored by the weed lobby(nm) - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 09:50:23

speaking of the weed lobby - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 09:52:36

"weed lobby" would be a good name for a dispensary (nm) - phrejd MU

- 9/16/21 09:55:56

it might get confusing for them though(nm) - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 09:57:39

just a bunch of stoners sitting in random lobbies - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 09:58:03

RE: just a bunch of stoners sitting in random lobbies - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 10:00:26

I'm so sick of BIG WEED'S BULL****(nm) - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 09:51:08

skinny festival hippies (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 9/16/21 09:48:37

band name(nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 9/16/21 09:49:34

this would explain snoop dogg (nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 9/16/21 09:48:30

we had a fire drill this morning. - NWMizzouFan NWMSU - 9/16/21 09:35:07

Sell her a fireproof muumuu, but make sure she knows - phrejd MU

- 9/16/21 09:52:41

Tell her the BBQ smell will be disconcerting when - MizzouAstro MU

- 9/16/21 09:47:28

make her practice "Stop, Drop, & Roll"(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 9/16/21 09:47:27

great now you gotta fire and an earthquake - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 09:53:02

whatta scam - colonel angus beef KC - 9/16/21 09:46:18

tell her you will bring snacks next time(nm) - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 09:35:39

I dont want her hanging out at my office door looking - NWMizzouFan NWMSU - 9/16/21 09:37:18

leave the snacks at the rally point - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 09:37:54

can i get her number? - eggs(nm) - NWMizzouFan NWMSU - 9/16/21 09:39:08

I am so dumb(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/16/21 09:38:20

just high(nm) - NWMizzouFan NWMSU - 9/16/21 09:39:25

Still don't like him but I respect this joke - lqf2b8 MU

- 9/16/21 09:30:09

I enjoy him on fox sports. He is much better than - NWMizzouFan NWMSU - 9/16/21 09:36:25

Man, what a low f'ing bar that is. Landscaping mulch is - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 9/16/21 10:12:13

Every time I see his name - meatiger MU - 9/16/21 09:34:30

or putting on pants (nm) - pickle MU

- 9/16/21 09:50:39

RE: Every time I see his name - dangertim MU

- 9/16/21 09:37:38

randy pulley(nm) - NWMizzouFan NWMSU - 9/16/21 09:39:44

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