Missouri Tigers Athletics :: Mizzou College Sports :: TigerBoard.com

End of Ozark Season 3 - TigerNuts KC - 3/31/20 00:18:46

Aunt is nearly recovered - MrBlueSky MU - 3/30/20 23:35:42

So stupidity runs in your family(nm) - meatiger MU - 3/30/20 23:37:00

Yep(nm) - MrBlueSky MU - 3/30/20 23:37:33

Working from home is not so bad.... - Tigrrrr! MU

- 3/30/20 23:01:39

Is that a Pringles can in yer pants? (nm) - HandBanana MU - 3/30/20 23:15:17

Dammit Ruskies. You never go full Orwellian - McMuffin HERD - 3/30/20 23:00:46

I worked the drive-thru today. Crazy. - DrViagra MU

- 3/30/20 22:18:20

how many cheeseburger jokes?(nm) - Iam4Mizzou MU

- 3/30/20 23:36:32

What city are you in Dr V(nm) - playhard NWMSU - 3/30/20 22:56:35

Abbott Labs has a new quick test - Grasslands MU - 3/30/20 22:32:52

anyone drunk? - sYsTiger MU - 3/30/20 21:50:24

Not drunk but working on it and listening to - Cosmo MU

- 3/30/20 21:56:15

RE: Not drunk but working on it and listening to - sYsTiger MU - 3/30/20 22:11:33

Edited - Cosmo MU

- 3/30/20 22:17:01

cause youre gay? - sYsTiger MU - 3/30/20 22:21:48

That drug is so last century.(nm) - Toger STL - 3/30/20 21:54:21

What the hell happened - Iam4Mizzou MU

- 3/30/20 21:44:21

He invented global warming to make money then sped away - colonel angus beef KC - 3/30/20 22:27:52

I have a bone to pick with him about CFL bulbs. - Tigrrrr! MU

- 3/30/20 22:27:41

(Abe yells at cloud gif) - colonel angus beef KC - 3/30/20 22:28:51

Invented the internet then let it all go to his head(nm) - Erwin Fletcher STL - 3/30/20 21:55:01

What the hell happened - Toger STL - 3/30/20 21:53:05

I love the Internet - TigerNuts KC - 3/30/20 21:44:12

3 turnovers, gave up two defensive TD’s snd had a - playhard NWMSU - 3/30/20 21:19:01

Trump taps the my pillow guy - Iam4Mizzou MU

- 3/30/20 21:18:49

trying to dunk on a guy who's providing jobs and - blake1771 MU - 3/31/20 01:31:39

You get less abuse here. Smart move. nm. - MUTGR MU - 3/30/20 22:57:44

If the a**hole can make 50k masks per day - TheShoe STL - 3/30/20 22:20:43

Even president Commacho wouldn't have done that. - colonel angus beef KC - 3/30/20 21:25:54

Survived 1st Round of layoffs at Enterprise, conference - stlskyline MU - 3/30/20 20:27:09

My employer actually halted layoffs. Probably - TigerMatt STL - 3/30/20 20:46:47

CARE Act will help(nm) - Iam4Mizzou MU

- 3/30/20 20:49:23

I have been with my company for 36 years, am eligible - Fred G. Sanford MSU - 3/30/20 20:44:28

You did well, Fred - Iam4Mizzou MU

- 3/30/20 20:47:56

Yes, and I know I am fortunate to have what I have and - Fred G. Sanford MSU - 3/30/20 21:02:11

I’d guess they will layoff our hourly employees soon and i - playhard NWMSU - 3/30/20 20:38:20

Management Trainee? Is that still their thing? - HandBanana MU - 3/30/20 20:37:24

RE: Management Trainee? Is that still their thing? - stlskyline MU - 3/30/20 20:40:43

I remember they push their mgmt trainees - HandBanana MU - 3/30/20 21:04:46

just got off the phone with my sister - Iam4Mizzou MU

- 3/30/20 20:37:06

i have a call on Monday - UncleTupelo KC - 3/30/20 20:31:15

Guess that means 7 days to wait? That could be cruel.(nm) - Toger STL - 3/30/20 22:00:20

RE: Survived 1st Round of layoffs at Enterprise, conference - scan MU - 3/30/20 20:28:56

RE: Survived 1st Round of layoffs at Enterprise, conference - stlskyline MU - 3/30/20 20:38:35

Watching this replay of the KC/LAR game and - playhard NWMSU - 3/30/20 20:24:22

He just gave up his 2nd strip sack of the game - playhard NWMSU - 3/30/20 20:45:03

cam irving is just bad. - RHAYWORTH MU - 3/30/20 20:28:31

Petro claimed once that he’s only around 275 libs - playhard NWMSU - 3/30/20 20:33:06

from my watching, he's slow, not very strong, bad footwork. - RHAYWORTH MU - 3/30/20 20:39:31

What he’s really good at is waving a towel and cheering - playhard NWMSU - 3/30/20 20:41:30

Poll: Do you wear your shoes in the house or leave - HandBanana MU - 3/30/20 19:26:28

I transition to house slippers. I call them beer drinking - UncleTupelo KC - 3/30/20 20:28:09

take them off(nm) - dangertim MU

- 3/30/20 20:12:19

Indoor shoes only indoors.(nm) - jumbo73 MU - 3/30/20 20:01:48

Do you wear a button up sweater too?(nm) - meatiger MU - 3/30/20 20:41:06

you talkin bout slippers?(nm) - playhard NWMSU - 3/30/20 20:19:40

^^Mr Rogers(nm) - dangertim MU

- 3/30/20 20:12:46

Reminds me of that old army navy joke... - TroyTiger SEC - 3/30/20 19:51:17

Who wears shoes? And I take my flip flops off. Nm - BandG MU - 3/30/20 19:48:50

One of the many drawbacks of having had a back operation - Fred G. Sanford MSU - 3/30/20 19:42:32

At the door. I have old man house slippers if I want to - TigerMatt STL - 3/30/20 19:41:34

leave them on til i’m in for the night(nm) - tigerNkc MU

- 3/30/20 19:38:32

i'll eventually take mine off, but i wont take them off at - MizzouAstro MU

- 3/30/20 19:30:37

off. man left the cave long ago (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 3/30/20 19:27:37

Shackfession - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER SEC - 3/30/20 18:54:39

REO Speedwagon 4/19/80 Hearnes Center 1st concert (nm) - Uncle John KC - 3/30/20 20:24:12

Queen 1982, Kemper Arena(nm) - tigerNkc MU

- 3/30/20 20:51:33

Bob Seger at Checkerdome,1982, bought my dad tickets for - stlskyline MU - 3/30/20 20:48:22

Never been to a big stadium concert but I have seen - Fred G. Sanford MSU - 3/30/20 19:51:47

I don't get the hype - Shu MU - 3/30/20 19:29:33

I can beat your lameness... - Nebraska99 STL - 3/30/20 19:27:41

My first concert was Santana and I had no clue who they - TigerMatt STL - 3/30/20 19:31:21

My first concert was The Village People, my uncle took me - DHighlander NWMSU - 3/30/20 19:30:18

Best Covid Interview - HandBanana MU - 3/30/20 18:50:16

oh man(nm) - dangertim MU

- 3/30/20 19:09:58

Glad he got some air time(nm) - Erwin Fletcher STL - 3/30/20 18:52:40

think I'm chubbing up - Iam4Mizzou MU

- 3/30/20 18:23:02

How many spins? - HandBanana MU - 3/30/20 18:52:09

scan is a b itch(nm) - Iam4Mizzou MU

- 3/30/20 18:02:29

RE: scan is a b itch(nm) - scan MU - 3/30/20 18:05:13

don't poke the bear(nm) - Iam4Mizzou MU

- 3/30/20 18:19:52

RE: don't poke the bear(nm) - scan MU - 3/30/20 18:20:43

I don't know what that means but I'm glaring hard(nm) - Iam4Mizzou MU

- 3/30/20 18:21:14

It's a line from the movie The Searchers (nm) - Tigrrrr! MU

- 3/30/20 18:24:30

RE: It's a line from the movie The Searchers (nm) - scan MU - 3/30/20 18:29:06

Great movie. Just watched it the other day. (nm) - Nebraska99 STL - 3/30/20 19:30:51

Fight fight fight(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER SEC - 3/30/20 18:15:13

🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊🥊(nm) - Iam4Mizzou MU

- 3/30/20 18:20:28

Nobody can touch U2 live. Greatest and most.... - JayRoy KC - 3/30/20 17:45:27

Seen them a few times, definitely up there - Grasslands MU - 3/30/20 19:50:51

From another planet. - JayRoy KC - 3/30/20 20:30:19

Not sure why the hatred for U2. I dare anyone to say if - tigerNkc MU

- 3/30/20 19:17:16

Who has said anything about hating them? (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 3/30/20 19:21:22

AC/DC the best I've seen live - XRob MU

- 3/30/20 18:35:05

Ozzie was better but AC/DC is up there. Nm - BandG MU - 3/30/20 19:51:11

correct answer. - colonel angus beef KC - 3/30/20 19:25:58

AC/DC would be my close second. - JayRoy KC - 3/30/20 18:53:12

KISS feel the heat - TigerFan92 MU - 3/30/20 18:14:20

KISS is the most - cooter MU

- 3/30/20 18:44:56

They are definitely up there as one of the best live bands.. - Carlos Rossi KC - 3/30/20 18:09:12

Jesus. ****ing. Christ.(nm) - MrBlueSky MU - 3/30/20 17:59:54

U2 sucks(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER SEC - 3/30/20 17:55:21

oh boy, - 90Tiger STL - 3/30/20 17:53:03

I bet Queen could. (nm) - Newcatbirdseat MU - 3/30/20 17:52:08

U2 blew them away at live aid, and U2 played only 1 song(nm) - tigerNkc MU

- 3/30/20 19:18:12

I always felt kind of sorry for Queen having to follow... - JayRoy KC - 3/30/20 19:29:11

Consider how many songs by Queen that have been.... - JayRoy KC - 3/30/20 19:57:18

Wayne's World and a very well marketed greatest hits album - Grasslands MU - 3/30/20 20:02:13

i'm sorry, were you attempting to discuss the topic - 90Tiger STL - 3/30/20 20:00:02

Actually I was just trying to emphasize how far.... - JayRoy KC - 3/30/20 20:24:11

i remember watching it live and wondering what the hell - tigerNkc MU

- 3/30/20 20:02:10

RE: I always felt kind of sorry for Queen having to follow... - 90Tiger STL - 3/30/20 19:56:14

RE: I always felt kind of sorry for Queen having to follow... - 90Tiger STL - 3/30/20 19:56:45

RE: I always felt kind of sorry for Queen having to follow... - 90Tiger STL - 3/30/20 19:55:53

RE: I always felt kind of sorry for Queen having to follow... - 90Tiger STL - 3/30/20 19:46:22

Queen couldn't touch this... - JayRoy KC - 3/30/20 18:04:22

or this... - tigerNkc MU

- 3/30/20 19:19:16

They's just playing a popular song and injecting a bunch - Cosmo MU

- 3/30/20 18:19:45

MC Hammer(nm) - TigerFan92 MU - 3/30/20 18:09:14

i'm not going to watch that, but will just write you off - 90Tiger STL - 3/30/20 18:06:33

Scared to be proven wrong? - JayRoy KC - 3/30/20 18:08:44

lol, no, i've seen plenty of U2's stuff (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 3/30/20 18:26:36

Apparently not that one. (nm) - JayRoy KC - 3/30/20 18:52:09

I"m sure i'd ejaculate too soon, best I just refrain (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 3/30/20 19:26:28

ummmm - Cosmo MU

- 3/30/20 17:51:05

Hmmmmmm(nm) - Zamboni STL - 3/30/20 17:48:05

Best COVID video I've watched - BigDave MU - 3/30/20 17:19:54

That has to be as informative as it gets - tiger4real MU - 3/30/20 22:35:11

I happened to watch about 3 hours of video about COVID-19 - BigTime SEMO - 3/30/20 18:44:37

I rattled this post off. There are some typos. - BigTime SEMO - 3/30/20 21:18:17

That is very well done. 6 minute mark was good advice(nm) - Erwin Fletcher STL - 3/30/20 18:15:33

That's very good info, thanx for sharing - smoke MU - 3/30/20 17:45:01

Wynn taking reservations after 4/17 - RBT STL - 3/30/20 17:08:11

Guess if you are from virginia - meatiger MU - 3/30/20 18:40:42

Big, if true(nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 3/30/20 18:14:36

Vegas in the summer is always cheap - MrBlueSky MU - 3/30/20 18:02:10

Wynn looking for revenue. I wonder how much they lose - Erwin Fletcher STL - 3/30/20 17:47:42

The breakfast buffet at Circus Circus is out about $50. - Tigrrrr! MU

- 3/30/20 17:50:54

Covid19 would love that place(nm) - Erwin Fletcher STL - 3/30/20 17:56:26

We somehow booked late for a trade show and ended up at - Tigrrrr! MU

- 3/30/20 18:06:11

Wut is wynn?(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER SEC - 3/30/20 17:17:19

Las Vegas Hotel/Casino(nm) - Tigrrrr! MU

- 3/30/20 17:45:39

Thanks(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER SEC - 3/30/20 17:56:00

💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵economy forecast 💵 💵 - Iam4Mizzou MU

- 3/30/20 16:50:39

Can't come soon enough - Tptiger MU - 3/30/20 18:23:04

Fink-el is Einhorn? - bobbelcher MU - 3/30/20 17:02:57

And Einhorn is finkel(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER SEC - 3/30/20 17:07:53

dont care, had sex. - colonel angus beef KC - 3/30/20 17:17:11

Doubtful(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER SEC - 3/30/20 17:18:23

RE: Doubtful(nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 3/30/20 17:19:27

The lack of symmetry here is terrible and you are terrible (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 3/30/20 17:02:48

fyi, quarantined ladies are lonely - TigerNuts KC - 3/30/20 16:22:24

quarantined ladies in your area! (nm) - pickle MU

- 3/30/20 16:30:24

oh yeah? -- Ted Bundy (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 3/30/20 16:36:14

Our county just issued a sah order - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER SEC - 3/30/20 16:12:53

what country do you live in?(nm) - dangertim MU

- 3/30/20 16:22:57

My bad...you know its not like this interface - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER SEC - 3/30/20 16:48:20

if this were 5th grade, I'd reply - Joeboo MU

- 3/30/20 16:30:32

If the little shyts keep flooding the basketball courts and - Erwin Fletcher STL - 3/30/20 16:21:05

keep the elderly off the basketball courts. problem solved (nm) - phrejd KC - 3/30/20 16:23:15

They are taking the elderly's money in horse. No win - Erwin Fletcher STL - 3/30/20 16:24:08

so sounds like GAT's not there (nm) - phrejd KC - 3/30/20 16:25:20

country, or county?(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 3/30/20 16:16:08

Oopz - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER SEC - 3/30/20 16:48:55

and if country, what country are you in? - bobbelcher MU - 3/30/20 16:17:42

I remember the first time that I did my taxes when I was 16 - Joeboo MU

- 3/30/20 16:21:55

I just found tp....individually wrapped - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER SEC - 3/30/20 16:11:47

I miss that at Costco. Paper wrapping. Now all plastic - HandBanana MU - 3/30/20 16:40:29

I'm going to start selling individually wrapped TP, but - Joeboo MU

- 3/30/20 16:14:53

hipster tp nm - showme NWMSU - 3/30/20 16:22:01

RE: I'm going to start selling individually wrapped TP, but - Tigrrrr! MU

- 3/30/20 16:17:16

RE: I'm going to start selling individually wrapped TP, but - Joeboo MU

- 3/30/20 16:18:21

I noticed they were selling it that way at our supermarket - Mormad MU - 3/30/20 16:14:20

which shacker is this? - Joeboo MU

- 3/30/20 16:09:43

"That B|tch Caroll Baskin" (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 3/30/20 16:23:41

A smart one.....nm - tigertix MU - 3/30/20 16:17:48

Hefe(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER SEC - 3/30/20 16:10:50

Fertilizer worked. Time to mow the yard. Unfortunately the - TigerFan92 MU - 3/30/20 15:52:12

RE: Fertilizer worked. Time to mow the yard. Unfortunately the - Joeboo MU

- 3/30/20 16:04:03

Damn that looks like me. Only two poop bombs (nm) - TigerFan92 MU - 3/30/20 18:08:24

My life is pitiful right now... - Nebraska99 STL - 3/30/20 15:06:02

Hope you had an armed guard to get out of the store(nm) - Tptiger MU - 3/30/20 18:24:12

My next door neighbors have a driveway full of cars/guests - Joeboo MU

- 3/30/20 15:46:37

or swingers, go borrow a cup of sugar and start the party... - tigertix MU - 3/30/20 16:19:35

Neighbors diagonally across the street had a big party - TigerMatt STL - 3/30/20 16:11:14

i’ve come to dislike my neighbors this past week (nm) - pickle MU

- 3/30/20 15:53:15

oh just this past week you decided you don't like them? - phrejd KC - 3/30/20 15:55:57

but truthfully, two moved in about a month ago (nm) - pickle MU

- 3/30/20 15:59:43

be honest. you disliked them before they moved in (nm) - phrejd KC - 3/30/20 16:00:50

i’ve never met them beyond a wave (nm) - pickle MU

- 3/30/20 16:01:32

those a**holes and their stupid insolent waving (nm) - phrejd KC - 3/30/20 16:03:39

i can get down with this. - colonel angus beef KC - 3/30/20 17:17:34

yeah (nm) - pickle MU

- 3/30/20 15:57:52

Go on..................(nm) - Eggs MU - 3/30/20 15:53:48

no one hardly visits with each other - pickle MU

- 3/30/20 15:57:35

Team pickle on this one - Eggs MU - 3/30/20 15:59:30

well...? (nm) - phrejd KC - 3/30/20 16:01:21

He found out they're cops (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 3/30/20 15:55:23

Sounds like a swingers party - Cosmo MU

- 3/30/20 15:50:39

Sounds like a grandma killing party (nm) - McMuffin HERD - 3/30/20 15:51:53

it's nearly april. there are no reindeers around now. - phrejd KC - 3/30/20 15:53:22

RE: it's nearly april. there are no reindeers around now. - McMuffin HERD - 3/30/20 15:55:34

ok as much as i hate that song, the fact that he's the - phrejd KC - 3/30/20 15:58:36

Need a DUI checkpoint when they leave..... - Mormad MU - 3/30/20 15:48:07

the lady mysteriously stopped driving for like 2 years - Joeboo MU

- 3/30/20 15:49:39

sounds like the premise for a Netflix true crime documentary - Grasslands MU - 3/30/20 15:58:23

my neighbors are weird, I need to move - Joeboo MU

- 3/30/20 16:03:15

Is she hot?(nm) - Eggs MU - 3/30/20 15:53:29

she kinda looks like Melanie Griffith - Joeboo MU

- 3/30/20 16:00:25

i've suddenly lost interest (nm) - phrejd KC - 3/30/20 16:06:30

cnk, you're up (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 3/30/20 16:11:57

flamethrower time (nm) - McMuffin HERD - 3/30/20 15:47:43

RSDOI (nm) - McMuffin HERD - 3/30/20 15:42:55

Costco had a ton today(nm) - bactgr MU

- 3/30/20 15:27:23

Yeah I've been hearing more reports that places - Eggs MU - 3/30/20 15:28:37

Still no cleaning supplies or hand sanitizer.(nm) - bactgr MU

- 3/30/20 15:31:35

what do toilet paper and Americans have in common? - McMuffin HERD - 3/30/20 15:46:56

Stock will probably be in better shape next week - Eggs MU - 3/30/20 15:22:10

join the wet dirty butthole bidet club my friend - zoomer KC - 3/30/20 15:17:24

wet ultra clean butthole bidet club (nm) - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 3/30/20 15:28:21

I bought the industrial prison paper from Office Depot - Iam4Mizzou MU

- 3/30/20 15:15:23

That is properly called "John Wayne toliet paper" - smoke MU - 3/30/20 16:17:08

You can use it as fine grit sandpaper for woodworking(nm) - Mormad MU - 3/30/20 15:22:15

US Forest Service GSA toilet paper....those bits that look - Tigrrrr! MU

- 3/30/20 15:48:52

Remember, the key to happiness is sopping in the - tigertix MU - 3/30/20 15:07:49

what level of agreement do we have here for this statement - tigerinhogtown STL - 3/30/20 15:04:59

Is that person named Lenny?(nm) - Grasslands MU - 3/30/20 15:34:11

lol "for clarifications, I work in customer service" (nm) - Sal MU

- 3/30/20 15:19:05

I'm about as opposite of that as possible. - kmawv8 MU - 3/30/20 15:10:04

Pretty common with sociopaths.(nm) - zodiac6 JC - 3/30/20 15:22:21

same (nm) - Sal MU

- 3/30/20 15:18:35

Dumb animals are just that...this pet craze is insane...nm - tigertix MU - 3/30/20 15:06:57

except for dogs - ashtray UF - 3/30/20 15:38:00

This lawn supervisor was out on a sprinkler maintenance job - pickle MU

- 3/30/20 14:59:42

I heard him tell that joke at the Hearnes center in 1977 - XRob MU

- 3/30/20 16:39:48

the neighbor kid practicing soccer is out again. - phrejd KC - 3/30/20 15:06:34

Why is that kid not taking this more seriously? - Eggs MU - 3/30/20 15:23:00

THE KID'S PLAYING SOCCER......AGAIN!(nm) - dangertim MU

- 3/30/20 15:14:12

is he using BOTH feet?(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 3/30/20 15:11:40

good question, i'll report back (nm) - phrejd KC - 3/30/20 15:12:21

he clearly favors his right foot (nm) - phrejd KC - 3/30/20 15:15:31

If he aint an ambikicker he aint sh*t (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 3/30/20 15:18:17

well hold on now. he just changed up the drill. - phrejd KC - 3/30/20 15:21:12

RE: This lawn supervisor was out on a sprinkler maintenance job - 615Tiger STL - 3/30/20 15:05:07

total deaths per day in the US are lower than 2 months ago - ZouMiz STL - 3/30/20 14:56:34

So when humans interact - meatiger MU - 3/30/20 14:57:27

Yes, see any Democrat run hood....nm - tigertix MU - 3/30/20 15:09:12

The Shack Board

START NEW THREAD