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The last time I got “Wildcat sh*tfaced” was 4th of July - KCT-BoneTiger A - 7/20/18 23:27:01

more water yo(nm) - TheShoe STL - 7/20/18 23:31:05

Why couldn't you be on the duck boat? - TigerNuts KC - 7/20/18 23:29:19

hahahahahahahaha - Cosmo MU

- 7/21/18 11:32:27

Oh man. - Gary P. MU - 7/21/18 01:32:10

when someone orders the duck at a chinese - colonel angus beef KC - 7/20/18 23:42:37

Probably longer than Angus Young has been a homo - Uncle Fester USMC - 7/20/18 23:48:58

so what if he is a homosexual? - colonel angus beef KC - 7/21/18 00:42:55

New Species News - JG MU

- 7/20/18 22:52:25

Since when are frogs a new species? - MizzouTigerz MU

- 7/21/18 00:52:25

I no longer even ask if you are that stupid - JG MU

- 7/21/18 12:17:15

I gots a new species, Right wing Gun Totin Bible Thumpin - Uncle Fester USMC - 7/20/18 23:47:16

is night shack music still a thing? - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/20/18 22:30:58

Well damn, I missed a TLP sighting - Cosmo MU

- 7/21/18 11:41:14

Here - Zamboni STL - 7/20/18 23:11:18

leave - TheShoe STL - 7/20/18 23:07:57

i hit a happy hour and ended up here - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/20/18 23:12:18

peace out - TheShoe STL - 7/20/18 23:13:55

hi!(nm) - McMuffin MU - 7/20/18 22:51:20

i wanted to do a study on how guys like you think - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/20/18 22:59:23

Hey motherfvcker - TigerNuts KC - 7/20/18 22:45:17

i'm happy, and can't believe you found a girl to - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/20/18 22:48:32

I think the guitar gallows back there has a kind of game of - colonel angus beef KC - 7/20/18 23:17:51

Same old TLP - TigerNuts KC - 7/20/18 22:50:10

not so much you, but more Wildcat - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/20/18 22:57:14

He wanted you to fvck him and now he's bitter - TigerNuts KC - 7/20/18 23:27:59

RE: is night shack music still a thing? - tigerNkc MU

- 7/20/18 22:33:14

not bad - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/20/18 22:35:48

Have you seen this guy do that song?... - tigerNkc MU

- 7/20/18 22:37:15

Here's Night In White Satin... - tigerNkc MU

- 7/20/18 22:41:03

if i was high, i think i would dig this more - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/20/18 22:49:59

i haven't, but they both have great voices - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/20/18 22:40:32

Why is Escobar back at SS with Mondesi - War Horse MU - 7/20/18 21:45:33

Mondesi is on leave...some sort of family - mizzoumurfkc MU

- 7/20/18 22:49:47

That's the plan to get the Royals back to .500.(nm) - AllThingsKC KC - 7/20/18 22:14:34

say what? - TheShoe STL - 7/20/18 20:04:23

talk nasty to me(nm) - BOILERTIGER MU

- 7/20/18 20:54:00

Please keep it there. - zodiac6 JC - 7/20/18 20:42:38

and genetically predisposed to treason(nm) - TheShoe STL - 7/20/18 20:43:45

Eat a dick, shoe - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/20/18 20:31:22

let the record show that mangle dick is a red leg(nm) - TheShoe STL - 7/20/18 20:40:45

Not my fault you supposed "Missouri Boyz" Are a buncha - Uncle Fester USMC - 7/20/18 21:17:39

You live in kansas pussy - colonel angus beef KC - 7/20/18 23:39:10

and **** their sisters etc.(nm) - TheShoe STL - 7/20/18 21:20:52

Are they hot?(nm) - cnk ATL - 7/20/18 21:40:07

cnk(nm) - TheShoe STL - 7/20/18 21:57:16

RE: let the record show that mangle dick is a red leg(nm) - Rabbit Test MU - 7/20/18 21:08:34

Just spent 4 days in NYC. Whole town needs to be - Fred G. Sanford USA - 7/20/18 19:40:03

Nothing worse than SF. Smells like a toilet. Poop - HandBanana MU - 7/20/18 21:36:11

where are you slumming? - TheShoe STL - 7/20/18 22:09:03

The Mission. Anywhere between 16th and 24th. - HandBanana MU - 7/20/18 22:32:36

Calling bull**** - TheShoe STL - 7/20/18 22:59:43

You're not using this map are you? - TheShoe STL - 7/20/18 23:04:51

Same(nm) - Zamboni STL - 7/20/18 22:11:22

RE: Nothing worse than SF. Smells like a toilet. Poop - MUDude MU - 7/20/18 21:41:41

Someone said they should pair up the - dont remember MU - 7/20/18 21:03:25

The place is freaking huge - BOILERTIGER MU

- 7/20/18 20:04:23

Like your mother(nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 7/20/18 20:32:20

can't do that - TheShoe STL - 7/20/18 20:02:23

That is a solid point on the powerwash run off. - Fred G. Sanford USA - 7/20/18 20:27:24

I'll do it - TheShoe STL - 7/20/18 20:42:49

The 7 train from Times Square to Lexington Avenue - Floyd Turbo MU - 7/20/18 20:46:08

my first subway ride was in DC - TheShoe STL - 7/20/18 20:50:42

Hence the powerwash. I grabbed a handrail in an - Floyd Turbo MU - 7/20/18 20:52:27

we walked by a bum near times square - TheShoe STL - 7/20/18 20:58:20

All those fish have been selected to live off urine - BOILERTIGER MU

- 7/20/18 20:05:21

this has some scientific merit(nm) - TheShoe STL - 7/20/18 20:07:16

W. NM - BandG MU - 7/20/18 18:47:34

That’s a Winner!!!(nm) - implode STL - 7/20/18 17:18:00

Is there such a thing as jackin' elbow? - Sal KC - 7/20/18 16:47:01

that may be the most roundabout way - TheShoe STL - 7/20/18 16:57:04

Maybe he has T Rex arms(nm) - JG MU

- 7/20/18 19:15:47

SIAP - mizzoumurfkc MU

- 7/20/18 16:20:10

i just came on here to say - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER SEC - 7/20/18 19:58:00

it's incomprehensible to me. but, God works in mysterious - 90Tiger MU - 7/20/18 16:22:31

Don’t worry, God will make heaven on earth for you - TigerFan92 MU - 7/20/18 20:54:54

just stop (nm) - 90Tiger MU - 7/20/18 21:43:28

God called them home. He had other plans for them - TigerNuts KC - 7/20/18 20:44:11

well and the worst stereotype possible is unfolding(nm) - TheShoe STL - 7/20/18 20:51:42

Which one is that? (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 7/20/18 21:06:27

what demographic purportedly swims poorly?(nm) - TheShoe STL - 7/20/18 21:12:42

White folks from south St. Louis county? - MUTGR MU - 7/20/18 21:28:20

shocking you'd fixate on them(nm) - TheShoe STL - 7/20/18 22:11:58

RE: shocking you'd fixate on them(nm) - MUTGR MU - 7/21/18 00:43:06

I sense some sarcasm here maybe(nm) - DevilsAdvocate MU - 7/20/18 17:51:39

first time I read it I thought the whole bible was - colonel angus beef KC - 7/20/18 19:46:15

And supposedly a family of 3 or 4 switched boats - mizzoumurfkc MU

- 7/20/18 16:37:09

Killing almost an entire family is god working in mysterious - StaleyTiger MU - 7/20/18 16:26:49

see kmaw for insight please (nm) - 90Tiger MU - 7/20/18 17:30:06

/sarcasm - kmawv8 MU - 7/20/18 16:30:31

1 of the 2 of the family's survivors is 13 years old. Awful(nm) - LimerNick MU - 7/20/18 16:22:10

Fate can be cruel...5 yrs ago we did a family vacation - mizzoumurfkc MU

- 7/20/18 16:50:50

That's quite the elaborate scam just for $500(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 7/20/18 17:02:35

Thing is, they never cashed the check...nm - mizzoumurfkc MU

- 7/20/18 17:08:24

had something similar happen - TheShoe STL - 7/20/18 18:14:43

Fat Vito loaned a bunch of cash when he was on his gay - Gary P. MU - 7/20/18 19:02:22

Whoa! - mizzoumurfkc MU

- 7/20/18 18:38:06

wrote another check to the estate - TheShoe STL - 7/20/18 20:05:44

most people won't travel to Alaska to murder - 90Tiger MU - 7/20/18 17:31:23

Really tough age to lose a parent.(nm) - GA Tiger MU - 7/20/18 16:32:03

Garcia!!!(nm) - implode STL - 7/20/18 16:17:34

Matt Carpenter. 2 doubles and 3 HRs. (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 7/20/18 16:03:14

Marp 5-5, 3HR 2 2B, 16 TB 7 RBI (nm) - 90Tiger MU - 7/20/18 16:02:56

1.195 OPS last 30 games (nm) - 90Tiger MU - 7/20/18 16:04:10

**** off (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 7/20/18 16:03:25

lol, gotta be quicker than that...get that $1 bill... (nm) - 90Tiger MU - 7/20/18 16:04:50

Tomorrow we will lose 2-0.(nm) - TheWildcat STL - 7/20/18 16:05:58

it's likely. unless they pitch to Marp. fvcker sold his so - 90Tiger MU - 7/20/18 16:21:18

Trade Jose Martinez for Moustakis? - Hoosier Daddy1 IU - 7/20/18 15:59:13

KC already had Martinez and let him go, trading for him - playhard NWMSU - 7/20/18 16:19:39

the Soria experience probably prevents this(nm) - Doc Stone MU

- 7/20/18 16:29:36

JMart probably is too old to interest them. - Macgrantt MU - 7/20/18 16:10:36

Realistically what would Matt Carpenter bring in a trade?(nm) - ZouMiz STL - 7/20/18 15:44:01

He won't return as much as you would think - Hoosier Daddy1 IU - 7/20/18 16:06:33

Um, no(nm) - TheWildcat STL - 7/20/18 16:13:38

help as much as machado? lol(nm) - gmmm98 MU

- 7/20/18 16:10:04

Machado isn't a great defensive SS - Hoosier Daddy1 IU - 7/20/18 16:38:17

I mean let's not go overboard here (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 7/20/18 16:13:53

randal grichuk or - kcmizzou99 MU - 7/20/18 15:55:16

Bag of Cool Ranch Doritos and a 6-pack of Mountain Dew(nm) - Danny Whizzbang USA - 7/20/18 15:46:03

The Royals(nm) - TigerPiper MU - 7/20/18 15:47:18

12-1 Cards in the 5th - STILL NOT CONFIDENT THE BULLPEN CAN - MUTGR MU - 7/20/18 15:35:19

That is SO Cardinal. Win by a lot. Lose by 1 or 2.(nm) - GA Tiger MU - 7/20/18 16:35:59

STL is 13-13 in one run games - playhard NWMSU - 7/20/18 20:43:06

Matt Vasgersian from MLB/ESPN is about to get re-educated - LimerNick MU - 7/20/18 15:31:33

Bachelorette parties can get pretty ****ing obnoxious - Grasslands MU - 7/21/18 00:38:28

dummys thing to say - mizzoumurfkc MU

- 7/20/18 22:53:14

he's right(nm) - tigerNkc MU

- 7/20/18 17:46:00

RE: Matt Vasgersian from MLB/ESPN is about to get re-educated - MUTGR MU - 7/20/18 15:34:25

It was pretty dumb to say that on national TV - LimerNick MU - 7/20/18 15:40:18

I got Wildcat ****faced last night... - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/20/18 15:22:43

I think the last time I got legitimately Wildcat ****faced - mizzou541 MU

- 7/20/18 15:27:05

I like this story(nm) - cnk ATL - 7/20/18 15:32:44

"hun out in the Menards parking lot" - cooter MU

- 7/20/18 15:31:39

and by "hung out in the Menards parking lot" I really meant - mizzou541 MU

- 7/20/18 16:13:39

and he isn't even talking drugs or liquor(nm) - implode STL - 7/20/18 15:26:47

sounds like a proud moment for you(nm) - Le Tigre - 7/20/18 15:24:42

It was fun until this dot walked in with horrible BO - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/20/18 15:26:39

You should try new material(nm) - Le Tigre - 7/20/18 15:31:18

You should try deodorant.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/20/18 15:31:52

Shouldn't this be under the KC Tboner handle? nm - Nebraska99 STL - 7/20/18 15:23:38

I think you read that as I was the person that got - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/20/18 15:25:21

Gotcha. It was poorly written. Probably still drunk. nm - Nebraska99 STL - 7/20/18 15:28:02

Probably an accurate statement.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/20/18 15:28:45

I give up on rain - playhard NWMSU - 7/20/18 15:22:26

This week we've had heat advisory by day - Eggs MU - 7/20/18 15:26:53

The day KCI got like 4 inches of rain I got .33 tenths - playhard NWMSU - 7/20/18 15:31:38

I love it when this video randomly pops up on youtube - cnk ATL - 7/20/18 14:50:13

I prefer this - TheWildcat STL - 7/20/18 15:05:53

The slow motion version of this is great too(nm) - Eggs MU - 7/20/18 15:14:53

had not seen the slow mo - cooter MU

- 7/20/18 15:26:01

Why were they all standing up? - TheShoe STL - 7/20/18 15:12:56

yeah she did(nm) - cnk ATL - 7/20/18 15:20:04

lol - cnk ATL - 7/20/18 15:08:42

#Ragdoll'd(nm) - bactgr MU

- 7/20/18 15:07:18

The guy who stopped it has some speed. (nm) - mizzouSECedes STL - 7/20/18 15:05:19

I can't stop LOLing at the guy who dives out at the end. - mizzou541 MU

- 7/20/18 15:02:39

I love how the guy just starts steering it - Sal KC - 7/20/18 14:56:01

ROLL OUT!(nm) - cnk ATL - 7/20/18 15:07:21

That was good. (nm) - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 7/20/18 14:52:57

Tom Cruise is five years older in his new Mission Impossible - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 7/20/18 14:49:19

Wilford Brimley. dead or alive? No cheating. - TigerPiper MU - 7/20/18 15:50:08

good grief he was only 49! n - showme NWMSU - 7/20/18 15:05:07

Crazy what - JayHoaxH8r MU

- 7/20/18 14:54:28

die a beet us(nm) - Doc Stone MU

- 7/20/18 15:13:16

lol(nm) - TheWildcat STL - 7/20/18 15:01:27

Am I French tucking incorrectly? - catbirdseat MU

- 7/20/18 14:46:36

So the guy who directed Guardians of the Galaxy is a pedo - LimerNick MU - 7/20/18 14:43:11

Well, I don't think he is a pedo - cooter MU

- 7/20/18 14:49:36

He's from St. Louis(nm) - cnk ATL - 7/20/18 14:45:04

Manchester yes(nm) - Erwin Fletcher STL - 7/20/18 15:17:01

then it isn't up to us to judge his cultural upbringing(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/20/18 14:46:42

anyone duck in si(nm) - McMuffin MU - 7/20/18 14:38:55

anyone not as bad as they thought in si(nm) - McMuffin MU - 7/20/18 14:38:41

anyone panic in si(nm) - McMuffin MU - 7/20/18 14:38:21

Video from inside the duck boat that got back safely... - AllThingsKC KC - 7/20/18 14:27:50

People don't seem to be too worried or panicked on that boat - mizzou541 MU

- 7/20/18 14:34:01

no one in life jackets(nm) - TheShoe STL - 7/20/18 14:54:22

Jason Boatright? - cnk ATL - 7/20/18 14:33:35

Boaty McBoatface (nm) - mizzouSECedes STL - 7/20/18 15:03:53

More like Boatwrong - McMuffin MU - 7/20/18 14:46:08

this is the joke I wanted cnk to make(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/20/18 14:48:16

I oppened this post in order to see the obvious joke along - dangertim MU

- 7/20/18 14:45:21

Doesn't look as bad as I thought it would (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 7/20/18 14:29:09

Nobody seemed to be freaking out either. Wonder - bactgr MU

- 7/20/18 14:36:14

Yep, same. I would've thought it was crazy and maybe been - mizzou541 MU

- 7/20/18 14:37:22

Probably because it got back safely. - AllThingsKC KC - 7/20/18 14:32:17

It seemed darker from the footage from the Branson Belle. - TheWildcat STL - 7/20/18 14:32:48

Agreed(nm) - AllThingsKC KC - 7/20/18 14:42:13

Trade Carpenter now - Hoosier Daddy1 IU - 7/20/18 14:12:45

you would think. Those are the best kind of guys to - SabertoothTiger MU - 7/20/18 14:24:20

Kiki - cnk ATL - 7/20/18 14:10:07

She said maybe I miss your lovin' Maybe I miss your kiss - TheWildcat STL - 7/20/18 14:11:43

You dont strike me as a Cross Canadian Ragweed type a - bactgr MU

- 7/20/18 14:13:07

What do I strike you as?(nm) - TheWildcat STL - 7/20/18 14:15:04

Just messing around. Love Cross. They are still one - bactgr MU

- 7/20/18 14:20:35

Criss? Jump. Jump. - HandBanana MU - 7/20/18 14:31:38

one of them is dead, dead(nm) - NWMizzouFan MU

- 7/20/18 14:46:14

I saw them on 9th street circa 2008. It was good (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 7/20/18 14:21:25

PAF(nm) - cnk ATL - 7/20/18 14:15:38

Booooooooooooooo(nm) - TheWildcat STL - 7/20/18 14:15:45

:D(nm) - cnk ATL - 7/20/18 14:15:58

I keep seeing an aritcle recirculation about a - SabertoothTiger MU - 7/20/18 14:00:37

I just got back from there last week - quantrill MU - 7/20/18 14:20:29

No reason to panic. We're all dead if it blows anyway(nm) - TheWildcat STL - 7/20/18 14:23:00

In fact, it would be preferrable to be at ground zero - HandBanana MU - 7/20/18 14:27:15

apparently pieces from the last eruption are scattered - quantrill MU - 7/20/18 14:26:54

I remember the yellowstone fire back in the late 80s - HandBanana MU - 7/20/18 14:29:30

It's click bait. Formula is to create sensational - HandBanana MU - 7/20/18 14:12:43

It's some fox news generated junk that keeps getting curated - TheShoe STL - 7/20/18 14:07:15

I'm no geologist but I'm pretty sure the grand tetons - SabertoothTiger MU - 7/20/18 14:12:00

they're west of it(nm) - TheShoe STL - 7/20/18 14:17:24

and south(nm) - SabertoothTiger MU - 7/20/18 14:21:24

The fact you said the caldera moves and not the continents - HandBanana MU - 7/20/18 14:14:50

I'm not a word smith. I knew what I meant but didn't - SabertoothTiger MU - 7/20/18 14:20:57

You know how knows a lot about continents? - HandBanana MU - 7/20/18 14:17:00

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