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I have a client that emails me after every thunderstorm

Posted on: March 14, 2024 at 09:45:18 CT
Joeboo MU
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"Did we get enough wind or hail that would qualify me for a new roof?"

Come on dude...just replace your 25 year old roof already
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Newsflash: pea-sized hail isn't going to get you a new roof - Joeboo MU - 3/14 09:25:45
     Killing the shack in the morning is an impressive feat (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 3/14 11:02:23
          I do what I can. Maybe a daily quiz will save us soon(nm) - Joeboo MU - 3/14 11:03:15
               don't count on it(nm) - CulturedDan MU - 3/14 11:18:12
     I'm adding insurance to my biggest scam list... - Carlos Rossi KC - 3/14 10:33:33
          pretty big scam, but doesn't make the top 10 - CulturedDan MU - 3/14 11:20:17
          No, it is - Wildcat KSU - 3/14 11:10:29
          You may call it a scam but last fall Hy-Vee had some garlic - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 3/14 11:03:23
          Is Mizzou basketball on the scam list?(nm) - AllThingsKC KC - 3/14 10:59:10
          I have never heard of flavored charcoal (nm) - Sal CMSU - 3/14 10:51:57
               I tried it, but it was too chewy and tasted terrible. - RHAYWORTH MU - 3/14 11:54:38
               RE: I have never heard of flavored charcoal (nm) - Joeboo MU - 3/14 10:53:16
          Flavored charcoal? Like Peanut Butter or Mint Chocolate?(nm) - Diamond Dave MU - 3/14 10:49:47
               so crunchy(nm) - Joeboo MU - 3/14 10:52:48
          RE: I'm adding insurance to my biggest scam list... - Joeboo MU - 3/14 10:41:14
          above subway footlong subs?(nm) - TigerA MU - 3/14 10:39:32
     Can I cash in on life insurance since you killed the Shack?(nm) - AllThingsKC KC - 3/14 10:27:58
          sure, every Shacker I have insured has about $10mil in life - Joeboo MU - 3/14 10:33:50
               You could have just said you need plan the Shack tailgate - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 3/14 10:38:25
               So DOC takes off his shirt and you are the only one standing - Carlos Rossi KC - 3/14 10:35:09
                    Oh no LOL(nm) - Wildcat KSU - 3/14 11:09:55
     LOL - Wildcat KSU - 3/14 10:10:21
          please stop emailing me every time it thunders(nm) - Joeboo MU - 3/14 10:17:02
               That's not me(nm) - Wildcat KSU - 3/14 10:27:51
     Several years ago Farmers sent out a new policy. - Tigrrrr! MU - 3/14 10:05:31
          No deductible? Seems crazy (nm) - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 3/14 10:26:05
               it's technically illegal for a contractor to waive or rebate - Joeboo MU - 3/14 10:27:38
                    Yeah, let us put a sign in your yard for a discount. - Tigrrrr! MU - 3/14 10:46:23
                    Oh yeah, ok that makes sense. I guess they do that to - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 3/14 10:31:22
     Golf ball size hail for me last night - MIZ45 MU - 3/14 09:51:15
          congrats(nm) - MizzouAstro MU - 3/14 10:35:02
               TY! (nm) - MIZ45 MU - 3/14 10:36:41
          yep, there was a little bit around KC the last 2 days - Joeboo MU - 3/14 09:54:28
               is there an easy way to find out hail size received at - noodle MU - 3/14 10:15:46
                    Facebook. People love to post photos of their hail (nm) - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 3/14 10:27:15
                         so many hands holding hail(nm) - Joeboo MU - 3/14 10:27:58
                              Make sure you have a quarter or some other object to - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 3/14 10:29:37
                                   true, person could have tiny carnie hands - Joeboo MU - 3/14 10:30:51
                    the good hail reports cost money. Roofing companies all - Joeboo MU - 3/14 10:23:33
                         thanks! (nm) - noodle MU - 3/14 10:42:39
                    Go outside during the hail storm(nm) - meatiger MU - 3/14 10:20:19
     hey you cheap bastard - MizzouAstro MU - 3/14 09:38:42
          I have a client that emails me after every thunderstorm - Joeboo MU - 3/14 09:45:18
     I PEE ON MY GOLDURN ROOF EVERY THURSDAY HOPING - phrejd MU - 3/14 09:34:31
     and then they drop you - colonel angus beef KC - 3/14 09:31:43
          yeah probably - Joeboo MU - 3/14 09:36:00
               I got dropped by state farm after about 20 years when I - blake1771 MU - 3/14 11:24:15
                    i'd like a list of the companies least likely to do this - colonel angus beef KC - 3/14 11:44:35
               I have not heard of many being dropped after one hail claim, - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 3/14 10:29:03
                    fire will do it almost every time - Joeboo MU - 3/14 10:31:33
                         I guess I can understand jacking up the rates but dropping - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 3/14 10:33:53
               Agreed - meatiger MU - 3/14 09:40:48
                    what behavior causes hail damage? (nm) - phrejd MU - 3/14 09:44:02
                         RE: what behavior causes hail damage? (nm) - meatiger MU - 3/14 09:46:58
                              right, whereas a fire in your home will almost always get - Joeboo MU - 3/14 09:48:38
                                   Ours was wiring and we got all new wiring in the house. - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 3/14 10:36:00
                         praying to the wrong god(nm) - Joeboo MU - 3/14 09:44:27
                              lol perfect answer (nm) - phrejd MU - 3/14 09:45:44
                    in reality, a single hail claim almost never results in a - Joeboo MU - 3/14 09:43:58
                         if i need to get my driveway and front porch mudjacked - phrejd MU - 3/14 09:45:00
                              nope...ground settling isn't a covered peril - Joeboo MU - 3/14 09:46:46
                                   ok then how do i get my deck replaced by insurance? (nm) - phrejd MU - 3/14 09:49:46
                                        Invite 10 Reino's over to stand on it(nm) - meatiger MU - 3/14 09:50:59
                                             RE: Invite 10 Reino's over to stand on it(nm) - Joeboo MU - 3/14 09:51:53
                                                  the house went all yip muppets - colonel angus beef KC - 3/14 11:08:28
                                             what will the other 9 do? - phrejd MU - 3/14 09:51:51
                                        if its just rotted, you cant(nm) - Joeboo MU - 3/14 09:50:24
                                             dude you're really not being much help here (nm) - phrejd MU - 3/14 09:51:21
                                                  I mean...just burn the whole thing down - Joeboo MU - 3/14 09:52:23
                                                       now we're talking. what's the best way to burn the deck - phrejd MU - 3/14 09:54:35
                                                            know any Italians?(nm) - Joeboo MU - 3/14 09:56:05
                                                                 maybe. who's askin'? (nm) - phrejd MU - 3/14 10:02:26




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