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I PEE ON MY GOLDURN ROOF EVERY THURSDAY HOPING

Posted on: March 14, 2024 at 09:34:31 CT

phrejd STL

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THAT THE INSURANCE MAN WILL COME DOWN TO SHADY LANE AND FIX MY TRAILER AND MAYBE BRING ME SOME ICE COLD ZIMA!!1!!11! ALSO I'M PULLING MY HAIR OUT OVER THIS DEI HIRE DENNIS GATES!!!11! ME AND ZOUNAMI ARE GONNA COAT OURSELVES IN HOT OILES AND MARCH ON THE COLUMNS!1!!1! TONIGHT11!!

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Newsflash: pea-sized hail isn't going to get you a new roof - Joeboo MU

- 3/14 09:25:45

Killing the shack in the morning is an impressive feat (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 3/14 11:02:23

I do what I can. Maybe a daily quiz will save us soon(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 3/14 11:03:15

don't count on it(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 3/14 11:18:12

I'm adding insurance to my biggest scam list... - Carlos Rossi KC - 3/14 10:33:33

pretty big scam, but doesn't make the top 10 - CulturedDan MU

- 3/14 11:20:17

No, it is - Wildcat KSU - 3/14 11:10:29

You may call it a scam but last fall Hy-Vee had some garlic - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 3/14 11:03:23

Is Mizzou basketball on the scam list?(nm) - AllThingsKC KC - 3/14 10:59:10

I have never heard of flavored charcoal (nm) - Sal CMSU - 3/14 10:51:57

I tried it, but it was too chewy and tasted terrible. - RHAYWORTH MU - 3/14 11:54:38

RE: I have never heard of flavored charcoal (nm) - Joeboo MU

- 3/14 10:53:16

Flavored charcoal? Like Peanut Butter or Mint Chocolate?(nm) - Diamond Dave MU

- 3/14 10:49:47

so crunchy(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 3/14 10:52:48

RE: I'm adding insurance to my biggest scam list... - Joeboo MU

- 3/14 10:41:14

above subway footlong subs?(nm) - TigerA MU - 3/14 10:39:32

Can I cash in on life insurance since you killed the Shack?(nm) - AllThingsKC KC - 3/14 10:27:58

sure, every Shacker I have insured has about $10mil in life - Joeboo MU

- 3/14 10:33:50

You could have just said you need plan the Shack tailgate - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 3/14 10:38:25

So DOC takes off his shirt and you are the only one standing - Carlos Rossi KC - 3/14 10:35:09

Oh no LOL(nm) - Wildcat KSU - 3/14 11:09:55

LOL - Wildcat KSU - 3/14 10:10:21

please stop emailing me every time it thunders(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 3/14 10:17:02

That's not me(nm) - Wildcat KSU - 3/14 10:27:51

Several years ago Farmers sent out a new policy. - Tigrrrr! MU

- 3/14 10:05:31

No deductible? Seems crazy (nm) - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 3/14 10:26:05

it's technically illegal for a contractor to waive or rebate - Joeboo MU

- 3/14 10:27:38

Yeah, let us put a sign in your yard for a discount. - Tigrrrr! MU

- 3/14 10:46:23

Oh yeah, ok that makes sense. I guess they do that to - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 3/14 10:31:22

Golf ball size hail for me last night - MIZ45 MU - 3/14 09:51:15

congrats(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 3/14 10:35:02

TY! (nm) - MIZ45 MU - 3/14 10:36:41

yep, there was a little bit around KC the last 2 days - Joeboo MU

- 3/14 09:54:28

is there an easy way to find out hail size received at - noodle MU - 3/14 10:15:46

Facebook. People love to post photos of their hail (nm) - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 3/14 10:27:15

so many hands holding hail(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 3/14 10:27:58

Make sure you have a quarter or some other object to - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 3/14 10:29:37

true, person could have tiny carnie hands - Joeboo MU

- 3/14 10:30:51

the good hail reports cost money. Roofing companies all - Joeboo MU

- 3/14 10:23:33

thanks! (nm) - noodle MU - 3/14 10:42:39

Go outside during the hail storm(nm) - meatiger MU - 3/14 10:20:19

hey you cheap bastard - MizzouAstro MU

- 3/14 09:38:42

I have a client that emails me after every thunderstorm - Joeboo MU

- 3/14 09:45:18

I PEE ON MY GOLDURN ROOF EVERY THURSDAY HOPING - phrejd MU - 3/14 09:34:31

and then they drop you - colonel angus beef KC - 3/14 09:31:43

yeah probably - Joeboo MU

- 3/14 09:36:00

I got dropped by state farm after about 20 years when I - blake1771 MU - 3/14 11:24:15

i'd like a list of the companies least likely to do this - colonel angus beef KC - 3/14 11:44:35

I have not heard of many being dropped after one hail claim, - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 3/14 10:29:03

fire will do it almost every time - Joeboo MU

- 3/14 10:31:33

I guess I can understand jacking up the rates but dropping - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 3/14 10:33:53

Agreed - meatiger MU - 3/14 09:40:48

what behavior causes hail damage? (nm) - phrejd MU - 3/14 09:44:02

RE: what behavior causes hail damage? (nm) - meatiger MU - 3/14 09:46:58

right, whereas a fire in your home will almost always get - Joeboo MU

- 3/14 09:48:38

Ours was wiring and we got all new wiring in the house. - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 3/14 10:36:00

praying to the wrong god(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 3/14 09:44:27

lol perfect answer (nm) - phrejd MU - 3/14 09:45:44

in reality, a single hail claim almost never results in a - Joeboo MU

- 3/14 09:43:58

if i need to get my driveway and front porch mudjacked - phrejd MU - 3/14 09:45:00

nope...ground settling isn't a covered peril - Joeboo MU

- 3/14 09:46:46

ok then how do i get my deck replaced by insurance? (nm) - phrejd MU - 3/14 09:49:46

Invite 10 Reino's over to stand on it(nm) - meatiger MU - 3/14 09:50:59

RE: Invite 10 Reino's over to stand on it(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 3/14 09:51:53

the house went all yip muppets - colonel angus beef KC - 3/14 11:08:28

what will the other 9 do? - phrejd MU - 3/14 09:51:51

if its just rotted, you cant(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 3/14 09:50:24

dude you're really not being much help here (nm) - phrejd MU - 3/14 09:51:21

I mean...just burn the whole thing down - Joeboo MU

- 3/14 09:52:23

now we're talking. what's the best way to burn the deck - phrejd MU - 3/14 09:54:35

know any Italians?(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 3/14 09:56:05

maybe. who's askin'? (nm) - phrejd MU - 3/14 10:02:26

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