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Free Eggs - McMuffin MU - 7/18/16 16:19:38

no, free eggs are one of the benefits of your neighbor - tigerinhogtown STL - 7/18/16 16:51:40

cruelty free eggs(nm) - Guy on a Bison MU

- 7/18/16 16:35:04

RE: Free Eggs - cnk ATL - 7/18/16 16:30:18

wow, that is one huge poo - FootballRefugee MU

- 7/18/16 17:57:03

huh. well. ok.(nm) - gmmm98 MU - 7/18/16 17:12:23

sounds diseased. - FootballRefugee MU

- 7/18/16 16:26:08

they aren't free though(nm) - ajpe53 MU

- 7/18/16 16:24:38

the chicken or the egg? (nm) - McMuffin MU - 7/18/16 16:25:41

both unless you stole the chicken and whatever you feed it(nm) - ajpe53 MU

- 7/18/16 16:27:01

freedom is free (nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/18/16 16:25:37

RE: freedom is free (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 7/18/16 16:36:33

Card hacker gets nearly 4 years - JG A - 7/18/16 16:18:25

Double jeopardy? - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 16:19:49

Hugging Quiz part 2 - McRib MU - 7/18/16 16:00:28

trick question - Guy on a Bison MU

- 7/18/16 16:36:07

This assumes we can't finish in 10 seconds w/ no movement - McMuffin MU - 7/18/16 16:26:18

went to a bar in BS called Brewers. kind of dead but damn th - Hawk 325i USA - 7/18/16 15:52:05

RE: went to a bar in BS called Brewers. kind of dead but damn th - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/18/16 16:04:44

RE: went to a bar in BS called Brewers. kind of dead but damn th - Hawk 325i USA - 7/18/16 16:07:09

I get a lot of pu$$y - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/18/16 16:12:59

Only one person on TB uses as spells - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 16:11:52

No offense to Hawk 325, but if that's a double, - Evenflow MU - 7/18/16 16:13:23

0,1 - hefeweizen MU

- 7/18/16 15:50:41

Can't buy me love - kcmizzou99 MU - 7/18/16 16:01:52

Poll...Grease - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 7/18/16 15:43:31

slutty sandy see(nm) - Hawk 325i USA - 7/18/16 16:07:48

Pole greased - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/18/16 15:54:39

Any male who watches Grease and enjoys it - Cosmo MU

- 7/18/16 15:50:06

i really enjoyed watching - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 7/18/16 15:58:01

tell me more, tell me more (nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/18/16 15:51:10

OP was just wanting to post about greasing his pole (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 7/18/16 15:51:56

Where in the fvck - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/18/16 15:41:40

Just go online and print another one out - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 15:42:18

I know what I did. Transferred tags to new car in Dec. - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/18/16 15:50:27

Apparently Nick Tepesch lives in KC - BOILERTIGER MU

- 7/18/16 15:35:43

not ****ing today - colonel angus beef KC - 7/18/16 15:38:27

Blue springs - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 15:36:54

Shack confession... up until college (maybe even after) I - bactgr JC - 7/18/16 15:40:02

hahaha wow (nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/18/16 15:45:47

Ends Meat. - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 15:41:12

Hug question, here are your choices - McRib MU - 7/18/16 15:33:27

Are we both going to be naked? - 615Tiger STL - 7/18/16 19:03:25

Both (nm) - pickle MU

- 7/18/16 15:54:09

are you guys really that scared of another man's body - tigersknowbest MU - 7/18/16 15:36:29

it's not so bad (nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/18/16 15:38:27

glad you are being open about your sexuality now(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 7/18/16 15:38:52

if you kissed your dog and it turned into a prince - Butcher of Bakersfield STL - 7/18/16 15:46:53

IT IS A SHE, YOU SICK ****(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 7/18/16 15:47:48

her then(nm) - Butcher of Bakersfield STL - 7/18/16 15:49:54

Why do you hate gays?(nm) - McRib MU - 7/18/16 15:48:12

me too (nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/18/16 15:42:04

That's why I'm asking tkb - McRib MU - 7/18/16 15:37:51

is the woman sweaty? (nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/18/16 15:34:56

Edit: Neither is sweaty - McRib MU - 7/18/16 15:35:46

i'd say the woman could use the hug more, i'll give it to - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/18/16 15:37:45

Maybe he'll put it in the period woman after the hugging - McRib MU - 7/18/16 15:40:52

whats up meat gazers?(nm) - Hawk 325i USA - 7/18/16 15:19:37

You are in the news a lot ya - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 15:25:54

this isn't ph0gnet(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 7/18/16 15:23:39

Free Hugs guy - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 7/18/16 15:07:49

I do not like hugs, I would tell him to go away(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 7/18/16 15:11:39

You're basically a female TheShoe at this point (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 7/18/16 15:38:18

I'm really not so miserable and mean in real life - tigersknowbest MU - 7/18/16 15:41:13

So basically 100% doggy style? (nm) - Evenflow MU - 7/18/16 15:27:25

I hear you, hugs from strangers are weird - kcmizzou99 MU - 7/18/16 15:24:42

She wants a hug - McRib MU - 7/18/16 15:31:29

i can always make exceptions.(nm) - kcmizzou99 MU - 7/18/16 15:38:44

just wave and tell me hi, that is plenty(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 7/18/16 15:26:59

IntimacyIssues.com (nm) - smoke STL - 7/18/16 15:21:45

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 7/18/16 15:26:35

#coldhearted#prayforastro(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 7/18/16 15:18:41

RE: I do not like hugs, I would tell him to go away(nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/18/16 15:16:55

RE: I do not like hugs, I would tell him to go away(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 7/18/16 15:26:06

RE: I do not like hugs, I would tell him to go away(nm) - cnk ATL - 7/18/16 15:14:37

Typical. Poor Astro - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/18/16 15:12:48

Astro does not count(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 7/18/16 15:13:36

The hell he doesn't - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 7/18/16 15:17:41

Poor little Astro - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/18/16 15:13:52

Prank goes wrong and the girl is taking crap for it - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 15:05:22

love what she did...that was AWESOME... - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 7/18/16 15:23:00

Whiggas' gon' whig - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/18/16 15:26:41

Was at Coconuts this past Saturday... - Star Warrior STL - 7/18/16 15:03:21

With the baws?(nm) - TheWildcat STL - 7/18/16 15:26:01

Nick Tepesch has been on 3 different minor league teams - BOILERTIGER MU

- 7/18/16 14:56:26

Tepesch is a lot better than Young right now - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 7/18/16 15:02:38

A lot better? Based on what? - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/18/16 15:11:39

You can argue my use of a lot is not justified but the fact - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 7/18/16 15:15:41

I'm hoping you're correct. I just don't know. Right now - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/18/16 15:18:12

Young was so good last year - McRib MU - 7/18/16 15:07:36

Cannot get the movement on the ball he needs. When - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/18/16 15:13:33

Missed all of last year with an injury. Could be a guy that - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/18/16 14:58:45

Good to hear, just saw that Brian Flynn is starting tomorrow - BOILERTIGER MU

- 7/18/16 15:03:06

Flyer thing on Tepesch and the arms in the minors - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/18/16 15:10:12

77 percent of Americans view porn once a month - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 14:46:08

So 77% of Americans are men? Or are there women who - playhard NWMSU - 7/18/16 15:35:45

Is this a serious question? - Cosmo MU

- 7/18/16 16:18:12

I know several women that enjoy - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 15:40:04

if you are doing it at Starbuck's and McD's - Guy on a Bison MU

- 7/18/16 15:01:30

24 hour Shack Poll - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 14:34:31

mainly sinkers and perfectly formed and constituted. When - 90Tiger MU - 7/18/16 15:16:36

both(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/18/16 15:10:15

Yes (nm) - smoke STL - 7/18/16 15:02:10

99% or so sinkers. The now and then floater - JG A - 7/18/16 14:55:39

I am at Table Rock this week - cnk ATL - 7/18/16 14:24:27

hahahahahahahahahaha (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 7/18/16 15:28:11

You a half hour later - Cosmo MU

- 7/18/16 14:56:14

I just dookied out salad that I ate just 2 hours ago.(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 7/18/16 14:42:17

do you jack off to poop posts(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 7/18/16 14:43:26

Thanks for that mental image - smoke STL - 7/18/16 14:52:32

video of the event - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/18/16 14:39:47

but why lie to mrscnk about it(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 7/18/16 14:34:10

roles reversed, i wouldn't want my wife/gif to tell me - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/18/16 14:53:13

poop is unfortunately not a touchy subject in my household - tigersknowbest MU - 7/18/16 14:59:46

i shouldn't be as weird about it - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/18/16 15:02:20

I don't like to hear about anyone else's poop - tigersknowbest MU - 7/18/16 15:07:17

I got down with a run the other day and was messing with my - bactgr JC - 7/18/16 14:56:05

i trusted a fart at a gf's place probably about 10yrs ago - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/18/16 15:00:31

yeah, why wouldn't you tell your wife - Mizzou Man MU

- 7/18/16 14:39:04

Exactly, why wouldn't you!(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 7/18/16 14:41:38

I would have just said I'm going overboard to take a poop.(nm) - Evenflow MU - 7/18/16 14:30:43

Poop typically floats. - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 14:30:01

I'm thinking it was full-on liquid shyt - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/18/16 14:33:49

a full liquid would have left an oil slick on the surface - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 14:35:53

That could be true. My shyts tend to lie below - Diamond Dave MU

- 7/18/16 14:36:52

so does Hope(nm) - ajpe53 MU

- 7/18/16 14:33:40

you may have an issue - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/18/16 14:32:38

false(nm) - bactgr JC - 7/18/16 14:30:29

RE: false(nm) - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 14:32:29

Verification that i have a good diet, my poop generally - 90Tiger MU - 7/18/16 14:56:24

Why not just tell the wife that you were going to sh*t your - bactgr JC - 7/18/16 14:29:47

It's that kind of marriage - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 14:31:03

i want to believe (nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/18/16 14:29:39

tablerockdogpaddler > southhamptoncrabwalker (nm) - McMuffin MU - 7/18/16 14:29:36

if you had simply dived down - FootballRefugee MU

- 7/18/16 14:28:01

Part of me wants to call bull**** but another part of me - mizzou541 KC - 7/18/16 14:27:32

I'm starting to question the validity of all - cooter KC - 7/18/16 14:27:24

the guy nearly had an accident - McMuffin MU - 7/18/16 14:31:38

lol(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 7/18/16 14:26:58

Never happened - cnk(nm) - Gyro MU - 7/18/16 14:26:05

Ex-Cardinal exec gets 46 months hacking case - mu7176grad MU - 7/18/16 14:23:09

dang - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 7/18/16 14:37:30

Germans even engineer the **** out of riot control - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 14:22:05

heck Marching Mizzou isn't that organized(nm) - MrTruman2U MU - 7/18/16 19:09:25

Dayton reads tigerboard - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 7/18/16 14:17:19

radio guys today were talking about getting Ervin Santana - Joeboo MU

- 7/18/16 14:23:34

he was a beast here his first time around - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 7/18/16 14:29:50

why don't pitchers flock to KC? - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 14:25:17

I think it is more the Royals not looking to spend on - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 7/18/16 14:35:13

If you aren't demanding top market value, why not take - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 14:36:17

I agree but I have a hunch the difference what we would - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 7/18/16 14:40:34

yes, after pitching in KC. That is the point. - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 14:45:13

Not sure, and even though I love KC and have lived - Joeboo MU

- 7/18/16 14:33:21

so go to KC so you can get that phat contract. - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 14:33:56

cats are just showoffs - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 14:17:07

My web guy is ****ing me off... - Gyro MU - 7/18/16 14:13:17

Should have hired Nick. He is fast just look at the new - TigerMatt MU

- 7/18/16 14:18:23

Set a deadline and hold his feet to the fire - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 14:16:33

He did so himself today... - Gyro MU - 7/18/16 14:17:07

have you paid him anything? - FootballRefugee MU

- 7/18/16 14:14:50

Yeah, half payment for up to 50% completion(nm) - Gyro MU - 7/18/16 14:16:28

if you're friends with a lawyer - FootballRefugee MU

- 7/18/16 14:17:21

Pickled - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 14:12:05

Pickled green beans are good. - Evenflow MU - 7/18/16 14:14:36

Asparagus is also on the top 10 list.(nm) - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 14:15:29

Ever had a pickled egg? - kcmizzou99 MU - 7/18/16 14:13:09

They used to sell them at Broadway Brewery - cooter KC - 7/18/16 15:11:48

I remember stopping down in the Delta when I was younger - Evenflow MU - 7/18/16 14:16:14

You certainly know how to find the finer things in life.(nm) - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 14:17:38

Yes. Try this. - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 14:14:40

who participated in the naked bike ride this weekend? - frank MU - 7/18/16 14:04:14

Without a bike seat? - HandBanana MU - 7/18/16 14:05:27

Reino, looks like someone might have found the link - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 14:00:56

Interesting. Im not saying there's a link but it - hefeweizen MU

- 7/18/16 14:04:33

I give it serious credibility.(nm) - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 14:07:11

If your realtor posts sideways photos - Potomac Tiger MU

- 7/18/16 13:54:11

Just wondering if your house comes off looking better - jumbo73 MU - 7/18/16 14:11:12

Is she hot?(nm) - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 14:07:13

I always hire a real hot one. - Evenflow MU - 7/18/16 13:55:53

because the photos look upright - FootballRefugee MU

- 7/18/16 14:02:18

I see where you're going with this and I like it(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 7/18/16 13:57:41

Watching Boardwalk Empire, and I just realized that - Cosmo MU

- 7/18/16 13:27:25

Boardwalk Empire is one of the best underappreciated... - Gyro MU - 7/18/16 14:10:40

Agreed (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 7/18/16 14:32:01

and is Bobby's lawyer on Billions(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 7/18/16 13:29:41

Also the Judge in the Night Of (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 7/18/16 13:41:35

Was just getting ready to say that (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 7/18/16 13:40:43

Have reached a new low in customer relations - JG A - 7/18/16 13:13:32

Should have told them chihuahua fights subsidize the kennel - TigerMatt MU

- 7/18/16 13:41:07

Should've responded with "Well you didnt tell us NOT to rent - bactgr JC - 7/18/16 13:33:39

followed up with, "why have you raised such a pussy?"(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 7/18/16 13:35:12

RE: Have reached a new low in customer relations - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/18/16 13:30:19

that's what came up on my google search(nm) - dangertim MU

- 7/18/16 14:44:04

I just googled midget dog fighting at work. - dangertim MU

- 7/18/16 13:22:52

lol, how much did Pepe win?(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 7/18/16 13:21:09

Lol (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 7/18/16 13:20:55

probably in vegas. You know what they say... It - SabertoothTiger MU - 7/18/16 13:20:12

lol, that is hilarious. Please tell me you told them not to - tigersknowbest MU - 7/18/16 13:20:02

he should give them a pamphlet on nutrition and - dangertim MU

- 7/18/16 13:21:01

so did you guys make money off of it? - dangertim MU

- 7/18/16 13:19:51

you should put either a pad on the door or sandpaper - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 7/18/16 13:18:43

Binge watched GoT season 6 over the weekend - mizzou541 KC - 7/18/16 13:13:09

imo, she was by far the hottest woman on the show - Star Warrior STL - 7/18/16 13:30:09

Sansa Stark for me.(nm) - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 13:59:16

I'd rather bang Gilly (nm) - TigerMatt MU

- 7/18/16 13:55:20

Robb's wife was really hot too - Cosmo MU

- 7/18/16 13:33:27

Big corporate meetings in auditorium type settings - McRib MU - 7/18/16 13:11:29

agree. Cult and brainwashing. I've never felt comfortable - SabertoothTiger MU - 7/18/16 13:18:24

How about - catbirdseat MU

- 7/18/16 13:14:07

still suspended?(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 7/18/16 13:12:11

So what are frank and tiffany up to? are they - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 13:15:31

Yeah, Frank is trying to get people to keep her. - tigersknowbest MU - 7/18/16 13:17:30

unless they get POV.... - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 13:20:37

POV was already done(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 7/18/16 13:22:10

well thanks for ruining it!!!(nm) - SuperTone MU

- 7/18/16 13:23:21

Got a week for celebrating national nude day(nm) - McRib MU - 7/18/16 13:13:02

did cnk get suspended? i saw he tried (nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/18/16 13:13:27

Hi(nm) - cnk ATL - 7/18/16 13:14:51

hello (nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 7/18/16 13:18:48

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