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LoCain went to sign some autographs for whores - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 8/15/16 21:14:05

That's what whores do, laqueefa (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 8/15/16 21:19:38

She handed him the ball and then immediately rubbed her - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 8/15/16 21:22:25

RE: She handed him the ball and then immediately rubbed her - Cosmo MU

- 8/15/16 21:23:57

Where did this Royals starting pitching come from?(nm) - AllThingsKC KC - 8/15/16 21:11:32

Scoring runs has been the biggest issue(nm) - playhard NWMSU - 8/15/16 21:37:16

praying mantis. Their only loss was when the mantis died. - tigerNkc KC - 8/15/16 21:14:15

400m woman finals. Not one white woman - Hbombtiger STL - 8/15/16 21:09:05

Did you make the same comment about swimming?(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 8/15/16 22:02:57

That would have been kind of dumb. They were all white.(nm) - DHighlander KC - 8/15/16 22:19:40

RE: 400m woman finals. Not one white woman - Tigrrrr! MU

- 8/15/16 21:26:26

RE: 400m woman finals. Not one white woman - Cosmo MU

- 8/15/16 21:12:41

Because no white women were fast enough to qualify. - zodiac6 JC - 8/15/16 21:11:15

More practice running from the PO LEECE(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/15/16 21:24:41

To be fair, there is plenty of discussion about lack of - TigerNuts KC - 8/15/16 21:18:48

There's a good reason for that. - zodiac6 JC - 8/16/16 01:47:54

There are blacks, but they are coming from Venezuala, - Tigrrrr! MU

- 8/15/16 21:21:48

I have NOTHING against black people - Hbombtiger STL - 8/15/16 21:20:40

So what was the point of your OP?(nm) - TheShoe STL - 8/15/16 22:06:15

I'm not arguing that (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 8/15/16 21:23:18

Nobody is, except him (nm) - haeffb MU - 8/15/16 21:24:19

An equal amount of the white population should represent - Hbombtiger STL - 8/15/16 21:13:48

Based on what? - TheShoe STL - 8/15/16 22:10:05

No.(nm) - zodiac6 JC - 8/15/16 21:17:04

Affirmative - 90Tiger MU - 8/15/16 22:04:09

So now isn't it the same in the real world? - Hbombtiger STL - 8/15/16 21:19:36

No, it's not the same in the real world. - zodiac6 JC - 8/16/16 01:43:53

HOLY FAKE TITS, BATMAN PENIS! ROYALS WIN AGAIN! - Tigrrrr! MU

- 8/15/16 21:08:35

I almost enjoy watching volleyball, impressive group - playhard NWMSU - 8/15/16 21:03:29

Indoor hd antenna? Any recommends?(nm) - MU_gz MU

- 8/15/16 20:03:37

Recently bought a cheap $10 one that - Hbombtiger STL - 8/15/16 21:11:55

I don't own this but I saw it was a Amazon deal right now - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 8/15/16 20:29:07

thanks(nm) - MU_gz MU

- 8/15/16 20:55:55

My Mohu Leaf has served its purpose. (nm) - TigerMatt MU

- 8/15/16 20:25:46

I was not impressed(nm) - DevilsAdvocate MU - 8/15/16 20:43:27

Treated an athlete for syphilis today. Been with 45 "people" - DrViagra UM - 8/15/16 19:54:05

got some time on their hands I see(nm) - tigerNkc KC - 8/15/16 21:03:46

How long does it take to run the 400? 45 seconds? - Potomac Tiger MU

- 8/15/16 21:06:33

this is obviously a girl, right? - 615Tiger STL - 8/15/16 20:46:51

cheap meth is in Rio is unreal... - implode STL - 8/15/16 20:49:21

Steroids make you hyper sexual - 615Tiger STL - 8/15/16 20:43:42

was his name Wilt(nm) - DevilsAdvocate MU - 8/15/16 20:34:00

Someone said they were with 45 people in - Sleepy MU - 8/15/16 20:31:51

Rower. (nm) - DrViagra UM - 8/15/16 20:37:07

I wouldn't be surprised if he was gay - Grasslands MU - 8/15/16 20:41:34

Your left hand and right hand do not count as separate - TigerMatt MU

- 8/15/16 20:33:42

RE: Treated an athlete for syphilis today. Been with 45 "people" - kcmizzou99 MU - 8/15/16 20:29:04

Well perhaps if you weren't pushing all that viagra this - XRob MU - 8/15/16 20:26:34

How long does it take syphilis to show? He/she must have - jrmtiger MU - 8/15/16 20:25:30

You in Rio?(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 8/15/16 20:10:42

Yes. (nm) - DrViagra UM - 8/15/16 20:19:23

Perhaps they meant 4 or 5 not 45 - playhard NWMSU - 8/15/16 20:08:20

You have no idea how many "Celebrate!" condom wrappers are - DrViagra UM - 8/15/16 20:20:35

Heard something like 500,000 condoms were given out to - STL1DFW STL - 8/15/16 20:26:25

There are dispensers everywhere. I hand them out like gum. - DrViagra UM - 8/15/16 20:35:17

RE: There are dispensers everywhere. I hand them out like gum. - DevilsAdvocate MU - 8/15/16 20:41:35

And by woman you mean crack whore(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 8/15/16 20:09:00

Roughly 9 gangbangs assuming she took today off(nm) - playhard NWMSU - 8/15/16 20:13:22

My all time record for 1 week is - JG A - 8/15/16 20:01:34

4.5 per day? Impressive(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 8/15/16 19:59:36

Wait... 'athlete'? Are gigolos considered athletes?(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 8/15/16 20:03:34

That is an average Thursday night total for me(nm) - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 8/15/16 19:57:11

I love watching a summer storm come in. - Potomac Tiger MU

- 8/15/16 19:13:06

We are natural beings. We are locked away from out natural - Sleepy MU - 8/15/16 19:31:21

I used to love storms out at sea when I was in the Navy. - Nebraska99 STL - 8/15/16 19:25:14

I'd be puking my guts out(nm) - tigerNkc KC - 8/15/16 21:05:08

That sounds a bit scarier than watching from my condo(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 8/15/16 19:32:08

The power of mother nature is awesome. - DevilsAdvocate MU - 8/15/16 19:21:54

One of the few things I miss about Missouri weather.(nm) - zodiac6 JC - 8/15/16 19:16:01

I'm enjoying this particular storm in DC right now, but - Potomac Tiger MU

- 8/15/16 19:18:36

I think there's been thunder twice in two years in LA. - zodiac6 JC - 8/15/16 19:50:46

PEDs and the Olympics - DevilsAdvocate MU - 8/15/16 19:06:13

prevalent (nm) - 90Tiger MU - 8/15/16 22:06:17

It is probably very prevalent - 615Tiger STL - 8/15/16 20:41:00

Test the dude who shattered the 400m WR. That was too - jrmtiger MU - 8/15/16 20:31:49

Don't kid yourself, it's back in baseball....not like it was - playhard NWMSU - 8/15/16 20:26:21

Lots of users. (nm) - DrViagra UM - 8/15/16 19:48:07

My guess is that 90% of all athletes that do it professional - JG A - 8/15/16 19:23:41

I don't think it's that high. Especially nowadays. - Sleepy MU - 8/15/16 19:31:34

I'm including the use of drugs that are not tested for - JG A - 8/15/16 19:52:00

Hosmer has turned to hot sh*t(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 8/15/16 18:55:25

Hasn't done anything since May(nm) - escalade NWMSU - 8/15/16 19:09:52

He's basically Brandon Belt with a better haircut - playhard NWMSU - 8/15/16 19:00:52

SIAP: Cubs fire team DJ after gm vs Cards last night... - STL1DFW STL - 8/15/16 18:46:33

Cards should hire him (nm) - TigerFan92 MU - 8/15/16 21:39:19

Not the first time in Chicago either - Grasslands MU - 8/15/16 20:44:11

Confession: I've seen Prodigy live - implode STL - 8/15/16 20:32:24

They are awesome (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 8/15/16 21:08:56

You're still alive? - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/15/16 19:19:50

^^Such a tiny dick, inferior feeling degenerate. There, - STL1DFW STL - 8/15/16 20:16:34

Stay classy, Chicago - 615Tiger STL - 8/15/16 19:14:53

You STL fans would have welcomed Chapman with open arms - playhard NWMSU - 8/15/16 20:11:07

Standing O tribute to a guy who killed his gf drunk driving - Jed Smock MU - 8/15/16 20:46:35

RE: Standing O tribute to a guy who killed his gf drunk driving - STL1DFW STL - 8/15/16 21:33:08

Remembering a dead person is not the same as - 615Tiger STL - 8/15/16 20:58:38

That's true - Cosmo MU

- 8/15/16 21:06:18

It's an act of Misfeasance, not Malfeasance so there is no - STL1DFW STL - 8/15/16 21:32:15

You always with the bitter envy. It tends to bore us - STL1DFW STL - 8/15/16 20:20:30

StlPost has a great point - tigerinhogtown STL - 8/15/16 19:14:13

Trolling your own team versus the visiting team - TheShoe STL - 8/15/16 18:57:36

Yep, guy achieved an epic firing to a pretty good extent* - STL1DFW STL - 8/15/16 20:24:19

According to the Royals broadcast, Detroit has lost their - playhard NWMSU - 8/15/16 18:40:14

So leaving everything you own in a car in downtown St Louis - TheShoe STL - 8/15/16 18:36:30

Just look for the idiots out partying hard tonight - Mormad MU - 8/15/16 20:17:29

why would she buy a home in Philly just before she moved - tigerinhogtown STL - 8/15/16 18:53:03

She was smart enough not to stay in Philly(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 8/15/16 19:14:46

Too bad she couldn't "by" the home(nm) - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 8/15/16 18:39:14

should I trade my 11th pick in Fantasy Football for the - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 8/15/16 16:52:19

yes. later picks are not good this year. - markymarksthirdnipple STL - 8/15/16 17:08:25

How many in league?(nm) - Mormad MU - 8/15/16 16:59:02

Wat?(nm) - McLovin SEC - 8/15/16 16:58:06

Who was it who said Ali Raisman wasn't attractive? - Joeboo MU

- 8/15/16 16:48:38

Probably TN(nm) - Doc James USA - 8/15/16 17:00:42

an unrealistic Shack opinion on hot women? - FootballRefugee MU

- 8/15/16 16:58:16

I'd let her abuse me(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 8/15/16 16:55:47

One of the hottest dudes out there (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 8/15/16 16:52:36

Why am I getting mob votes? (nm) - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 16:09:20

DOC using his handles to vote Eggs off the board - Cosmo MU

- 8/15/16 17:03:17

Suicide is a sin(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 8/15/16 16:36:30

Suicide is painless(nm) - ajpe53 MU

- 8/15/16 16:41:24

RE: Why am I getting mob votes? (nm) - Fred G. Sanford USA - 8/15/16 16:32:41

Wow, 34 and climbing(nm) - playhard NWMSU - 8/15/16 16:20:44

Because of you. - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 16:09:39

Shock gif (nsfw): - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 16:10:50

Running jokes into the ground - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 16:14:46

Killed it (nm) - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 16:14:57

I dare one of these power hungry mods to 2020 me again (nm) - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 16:17:08

NO I DON'T DAMMIT! NO DARE! NO DARE! - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 16:17:33

Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating two 2020 - cnk ATL - 8/15/16 16:21:38

Never tell me the odds. (nm) - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 16:22:26

spoiler - cnk ATL - 8/15/16 16:23:45

YOLO. (nm) - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 16:24:09

This reminds me of this: - cooter KC - 8/15/16 16:18:41

BLM Protests? (nm) - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 16:22:53

If Will McAvoy from Newsroom was real, would you - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 8/15/16 15:50:09

Occasionally. - zodiac6 JC - 8/15/16 16:13:05

Larry Wilmore cancelled - Doc James USA - 8/15/16 15:33:38

His show was so bad. - zodiac6 JC - 8/15/16 17:18:06

I can't believe there isn't the DS w/JS and Colbert Report - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 8/15/16 15:46:38

Colbert is still on TV. - zodiac6 JC - 8/15/16 17:18:31

McGregor Diaz 2 - Sleepy MU - 8/15/16 15:25:58

Shack Synchronized swim pairs: Iam4Mizzou & The Shoe(nm) - Fred G. Sanford USA - 8/15/16 15:16:12

Nick and Dave -Eggs(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/15/16 15:38:02

Dave's not here, man. (nm) - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 15:42:49

I thought you wanted to say hi. (nm) - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 15:43:14

Opps...(nm) - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 15:44:09

Excellent (nm) - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 15:46:23

Now its glorious. (nm) - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 15:46:56

What if I were to give you a handshake "no suspension" - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 15:47:57

*crickets. (nm) - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 16:03:59

I was going to at least try! (nm) - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 16:04:20

Try to post a "Fist pump gif (nsfw)" that is - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 16:04:52

I am Dave (nm) - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 16:06:04

Only in the fact that I'm not here, man - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 16:08:02

hi (nm) - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 15:41:19

I was going for "dave's not here, man" but that will do. (nm) - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 15:43:45

Opps...(nm) - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 15:43:56

LMFAO at all that. (nm) - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 15:46:01

My fist is pumping. (nm) - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 15:48:29

All the people who signed up 17.53 years ago. There's about - Sleepy MU - 8/15/16 15:28:06

Dave shows Member For: 20.72 yrs(nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 8/15/16 15:31:45

Dave's not here, man -Eggs(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/15/16 15:36:08

He was in '11,crazy that I think is the last time he posted(nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 8/15/16 15:42:15

unless he's using a double(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/15/16 15:44:45

I don't think double handles are allowed on Dave's board(nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 8/15/16 15:57:48

There will be 4 teams from Doc Village alone (nm) - 90Tiger MU - 8/15/16 15:24:10

Father and son team of 90tiger and Fiji(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 8/15/16 15:26:08

No, me and Iam - Diamond Dave MU

- 8/15/16 15:19:46

They deduct points for drowning if I read the rules - Fred G. Sanford USA - 8/15/16 15:20:37

The Shoe and Sleepy is a no brainer. (nm) - Evenflow MU - 8/15/16 15:17:18

sMallWaves @ RiotRoom 8/17 - burnt MU - 8/15/16 14:54:08

I actually have tickets for the Here/Now Reunion show - TheWildcat STL - 8/15/16 15:07:22

The Night Of watchers. Have we seen the killer? Who - TheWildcat STL - 8/15/16 14:44:26

I think we have - cnk ATL - 8/15/16 15:05:49

I think he gets acquitted and we find that he - Mormad MU - 8/15/16 15:07:34

So you think it is him?(nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/15/16 15:11:31

Hard to say, but he looks very peaceful - Mormad MU - 8/15/16 15:26:35

If he has a test that day in his school he will confess (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/15/16 15:28:40

Or if there's Wrestlemania to be watched.... - Mormad MU - 8/15/16 15:30:00

yeah?(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/15/16 15:29:36

I hope his next tattoo is a tear drop under the eye(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/15/16 15:11:07

Why get all tatted up before you're convicted? - Mormad MU - 8/15/16 15:34:26

yeah - cnk ATL - 8/15/16 15:35:41

I figured that was it.... - Mormad MU - 8/15/16 15:36:42

I'm not sure what the deal is there - cnk ATL - 8/15/16 15:39:34

tough to argue that they're pointing towards the stepdad - Mizzou Man MU

- 8/15/16 14:58:01

Some old dude, probably a baby boomer - Millennial MU - 8/15/16 14:53:51

Naz....followed closely by Deez Nuts....(nm) - Mormad MU - 8/15/16 14:53:22

Deez Nuts! HAA! - Got'em MU - 8/15/16 14:50:42

mizzou back into big12???? (link) - Hawk 325i USA - 8/15/16 14:42:11

Happened back in July and I missed it? - FIJItiger MU

- 8/15/16 14:47:07

yes - FootballRefugee MU

- 8/15/16 14:48:41

He doesn't know a ****ing thing (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/15/16 14:44:07

I imagine Neb and Col have buyer's remorse - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 14:45:51

Eggs - Doc James USA - 8/15/16 14:29:58

Nice try(nm) - Millennial MU - 8/15/16 14:49:22

hi (nm) - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 14:40:03

What did you think about Kucher? - Doc James USA - 8/15/16 14:41:16

Nice try (nm) - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 14:42:27

So it is you - Doc James USA - 8/15/16 14:45:31

Accepted the offer on the house. Have AT&T U-Verse now - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/15/16 14:19:39

Google Fiber TV is solid - Joeboo MU

- 8/15/16 15:44:57

google fiber is awesome(nm) - Hawk 325i USA - 8/15/16 14:38:20

That's a good question, i don't think this has ever - playhard NWMSU - 8/15/16 14:22:01

RE: That's a good question, i don't think this has ever - Hawk 325i USA - 8/15/16 14:38:41

New kicks - Diamond Dave MU

- 8/15/16 14:00:02

RE: New kicks - colonel angus beef KC - 8/15/16 14:59:44

black or fog? nm - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 8/15/16 14:10:42

I'm married, dude - Diamond Dave MU

- 8/15/16 14:11:32

does this help you do your thing with cosmo? - dangertim MU

- 8/15/16 14:02:22

Helps my feet when I walk - Diamond Dave MU

- 8/15/16 14:03:37

oh(nm) - dangertim MU

- 8/15/16 14:04:13

That was the intention of the purchase. The butt - Diamond Dave MU

- 8/15/16 14:04:59

I was just pointing out that someone is still quite obsessed - dangertim MU

- 8/15/16 14:08:35

Thanks. It's flattering. Trying to figure out what double - Diamond Dave MU

- 8/15/16 14:11:01

which Shacker's gf is this... - FootballRefugee MU

- 8/15/16 13:47:44

to young for tigggr(nm) - Hawk 325i USA - 8/15/16 14:13:48

and too old for you(nm) - dangertim MU

- 8/15/16 14:19:29

RE: and too old for you(nm) - Hawk 325i USA - 8/15/16 14:38:54

Looks like a female version of Vince Neil, so - Evenflow MU - 8/15/16 13:56:47

Florida - Cosmo MU

- 8/15/16 13:53:32

0 (nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/15/16 13:48:21

i need a birthday party idea for a 13YO boy's party - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 8/15/16 13:38:11

Have Cove Out and Lake Tiger take - Mormad MU - 8/15/16 14:28:37

PAINT BALL(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 8/15/16 13:55:47

and assuming there is not some MAJOR dick wad - tigerinhogtown STL - 8/15/16 14:33:30

if he has friends....this is the way to go, SEC. - dangertim MU

- 8/15/16 13:58:22

RE: if he has friends....this is the way to go, SEC. - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 8/15/16 14:34:38

one more reason to invite the Dads(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 8/15/16 14:35:16

RE: i need a birthday party idea for a 13YO boy's party - TGR4LF MU - 8/15/16 13:54:02

well, neither is SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER - FootballRefugee MU

- 8/15/16 13:54:54

The only other advice - TGR4LF MU - 8/15/16 13:56:47

holy crap..... - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 8/15/16 14:32:31

ISIS video party. - colonel angus beef KC - 8/15/16 13:50:27

Middle East or German style? - Mormad MU - 8/15/16 15:01:24

alamo draft house nm - Butman KC - 8/15/16 13:47:04

Just leave the house, let him throw a house party (nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 8/15/16 13:46:29

You should have Tigrrrr give a gun safety seminar - Cosmo MU

- 8/15/16 13:45:46

that post started strong, abeit cliche.....but then - dangertim MU

- 8/15/16 13:48:13

RE: that post started strong, abeit cliche.....but then - Cosmo MU

- 8/15/16 13:54:20

RE: that post started strong, abeit cliche.....but then - FIJItiger MU

- 8/15/16 13:57:03

hooker(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/15/16 13:44:41

Walk through Ferguson picking up trash - tman KC - 8/15/16 13:43:09

RE: Walk through Ferguson picking up trash - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 8/15/16 13:43:52

Bar Mitzvah ?(nm) - Doc James USA - 8/15/16 13:41:53

Red Lobster. Tell him that he can have all the cheddar - dangertim MU

- 8/15/16 13:40:31

Batting cages. Crank the machine up to 90. (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/15/16 13:39:45

Need a clown? - KAW(nm) - ajpe53 MU

- 8/15/16 13:38:45

RE: Need a clown? - KAW(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 8/15/16 13:43:19

Stripper and jello shots(nm) - TheShoe STL - 8/15/16 13:38:44

So how long are we Eggs free?(nm) - playhard NWMSU - 8/15/16 13:38:04

You're not eggs free. (nm) - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 13:39:30

Opps...(nm) - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 13:39:43

If you get me 2020'd this time I will straight up kill you - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 13:40:19

I will not nobel sign this. (nm) - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 13:41:54

Nobody here will get that reference - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 13:42:26

why don't you just change the password, you dumb-ass(nm) - dangertim MU

- 8/15/16 13:41:04

I'm trying to show trust. I've known the ***** since - McMuffin MU - 8/15/16 13:43:19

I'm reporting this post(nm) - playhard NWMSU - 8/15/16 14:03:54

tmcats is arguing with Ray-tiger on the FB board - dangertim MU

- 8/15/16 13:36:35

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