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Damn - Tigrrrr! MU

- 4/16/25 19:33:45

Valley Tiger just put $3,000 on his credit card after - Carlos Rossi KC - 4/16/25 19:41:48

RE: Valley Tiger just put $3,000 on his credit card after - Breadtruck MU - 4/16/25 19:51:23

And she could smell his email.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 4/16/25 19:53:38

What club is she using?(nm) - DevilsAdvocate KC - 4/16/25 19:41:41

My anniversary today - mu7176grad MU - 4/16/25 16:33:02

Was it actually today - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 18:50:09

RE: My anniversary today - MOCO SON MU - 4/16/25 17:33:44

Thank you for your service - MU Diaspora MU

- 4/16/25 17:23:45

Did you get any Gook pussy?(nm) - TigerMatt STL - 4/16/25 17:13:06

Right next to his buddy Magrandt(nm) - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 18:48:58

after the guy with the Mississippi black snake(nm) - TigerFan92 STL - 4/16/25 18:12:06

I sense a Macgrantt joke in here.(nm) - TigerMatt STL - 4/16/25 18:28:41

I understood nothing in that post. I am a Ph.D. with IQ - gamagrass01 MU - 4/16/25 17:12:30

Did you go to Nam? - Carlos Rossi KC - 4/16/25 17:07:19

Have you ever won the lottery? (nm) - AllThingsKC KC - 4/16/25 16:51:03

Draft lottery---#97 - mu7176grad MU - 4/16/25 19:35:28

Imagine the life story you retell over and over again - Columbian Gold MU - 4/16/25 16:41:03

They didn't lose the war. nm - MU Diaspora MU

- 4/16/25 17:24:21

raider fans - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 15:45:12

I asked Grok to make a JG action figure - MIZ45 MU - 4/16/25 17:21:13

RE: I asked Grok to make a JG action figure - Seagull MU - 4/16/25 18:37:04

asked ChatGPT to make a Tigerboarder action figure - Joeboo MU

- 4/16/25 15:56:59

Damn lmao (nm) - TigerMatt STL - 4/16/25 16:20:38

Add some sort of tickets and I think that's implode (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 4/16/25 16:01:12

Pants are zipped(nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 4/16/25 16:28:08

RE: Add some sort of tickets and I think that's implode (nm) - tgr MU

- 4/16/25 16:22:30

fits - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 15:58:52

lmao(nm) - cnk MU - 4/16/25 15:58:18

Some good ones.. Jalen Hurts - TigerMatt STL - 4/16/25 15:54:07

Chiefs fans - TigerMatt STL - 4/16/25 15:53:16

not nearly fat enough(nm) - cnk MU - 4/16/25 15:55:30

Patrick Mahomes - TigerMatt STL - 4/16/25 15:51:43

RE: Patrick Mahomes - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 15:57:42

lol(nm) - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 15:52:58

which team are you? - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 4/16/25 14:41:14

A. Just celebrated our 25th anniversary. (nm) - Mizzou Tom KC - 4/16/25 19:10:15

A(nm) - DevilsAdvocate KC - 4/16/25 17:46:26

A nm - gamagrass01 MU - 4/16/25 17:05:43

He already knows(nm) - Iron DUKE - 4/16/25 17:05:40

C. Happy married for 20 years. nm - MU Diaspora MU

- 4/16/25 16:37:28

C. Happy married for 16 years (nm) - TigerFan92 STL - 4/16/25 18:14:06

A (nm) - JayRoy KC - 4/16/25 16:29:15

A. 35 years of being happily married..... - Tigrrrr! MU

- 4/16/25 15:48:49

^^^Don Rickles^^^(nm) - cnk MU - 4/16/25 15:53:53

A(nm) - playhard KC - 4/16/25 15:43:50

A(nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 4/16/25 15:42:11

the A-team - Jayhawk14 KU - 4/16/25 15:12:50

I love it when a plan comes together(nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 4/16/25 15:41:58

Do you know why husbands die before their wives???? - Tigrrrr! MU

- 4/16/25 15:30:20

RE: the A-team - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 15:13:31

LOL, I was just a few minutes ahead of things(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 4/16/25 15:14:55

A, but didn't get married until I was 34 - Joeboo MU

- 4/16/25 15:06:49

Didn't we all? When I was 21 I asked my girlfriend to marry - Mizzou Tom KC - 4/16/25 19:12:42

and I assume black Joeboo has never been married? - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 4/16/25 15:21:17

Competing with Tyreek(nm) - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 15:24:27

RE: Competing with Tyreek(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 4/16/25 15:26:21

D(nm) - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 15:01:15

A. 25 year anniversary coming up in 2 weeks(nm) - tigerNkc KC - 4/16/25 15:00:44

congrats - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 4/16/25 15:06:24

so you are at 5 years...JG(nm) - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 15:07:36

I actually just JG'd the **** out of that - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 4/16/25 15:09:40

LMAO(nm) - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 15:10:46

A - since later 90's nm - TiGertim MU - 4/16/25 14:58:55

Edit - LATE 90's nm - TiGertim MU - 4/16/25 14:59:37

there is an edit function within the post - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 15:02:02

A and C -lqf2b8 - phrejd STL - 4/16/25 14:51:30

I thought it was a remarried my ex joke. - lqf2b8 MU - 4/16/25 14:55:21

i know a guy who did that (nm) - phrejd STL - 4/16/25 14:57:05

Same, a former manager had wife # 2 & 4 the same and - Bucky Larson MU - 4/16/25 16:45:27

So do I. I could see that being not too unusual nm - TiGertim MU - 4/16/25 15:00:20

wait, is he the dude whose wife was banging his - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 4/16/25 14:54:33

F*ck you - kmawv8 MU - 4/16/25 18:52:10

RE: wait, is he the dude whose wife was banging his - phrejd STL - 4/16/25 14:55:15

thank you for being inclusive in the first answer(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 4/16/25 14:50:59

wouldn't want our guy meat to not feel included - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 4/16/25 14:53:29

Agree. CulturedDan and I appreciate that you - Carlos Rossi KC - 4/16/25 14:52:37

B Boy 4 Life(nm) - cnk MU - 4/16/25 14:44:11

I'm team dead wife.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 4/16/25 14:43:42

That's a winner. Cards back to .500 (nm) - Nebraska99 STL - 4/16/25 14:40:03

hell of a homestand - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 4/16/25 14:47:30

amazing how mediocre the Astros offense has become - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 4/16/25 14:42:04

NBA was interesting last night - lqf2b8 MU - 4/16/25 14:18:33

That looks like a party! Coke and Tittays!!!(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 4/16/25 14:31:18

On Tuesday nights at Blue Jays' games they have - cnk MU - 4/16/25 13:27:18

72 cent hot dogs. I like it. nm - MU Diaspora MU

- 4/16/25 14:01:10

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! -meat(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 4/16/25 14:02:18

DTs mom had a counter for how many she put away too(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 4/16/25 13:34:14

sort of like the old cars - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 13:38:16

Yea, but that's a Canadian dollar... - Nebraska99 STL - 4/16/25 13:32:16

huh?(nm) - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 13:37:39

it was an exageration of the USD to CAD exchange rate(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 4/16/25 13:40:12

RE: it was an exageration of the USD to CAD exchange rate(nm) - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 13:41:12

Humor attempt. (nm) - Nebraska99 STL - 4/16/25 13:38:40

pretty poor one(nm) - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 13:40:42

no it was good. not his fault you didn't get it (nm) - phrejd STL - 4/16/25 14:09:30

RE: no it was good. not his fault you didn't get it (nm) - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 14:12:32

Don't overthink it, it could be wurst. (nm) - Nebraska99 STL - 4/16/25 14:18:25

lol(nm) - cnk MU - 4/16/25 14:35:06

HOW COULD THAT JOKE BE FUNNY WHEN THE EXCHANGE RATE IS - CulturedDan MU

- 4/16/25 14:28:09

RE: Don't overthink it, it could be wurst. (nm) - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 14:21:00

he just made a pun - phrejd STL - 4/16/25 14:49:43

LOL. (nm) - Nebraska99 STL - 4/16/25 15:21:53

Should I have made a Tboner wife joke? (nm) - Nebraska99 STL - 4/16/25 13:48:40

Is there ever a bad time to do that?(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 4/16/25 13:53:42

Mabye TheWildcat is over there now - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 13:59:22

RE: Should I have made a Tboner wife joke? (nm) - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 13:49:14

what's that in hog belly futures?(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 4/16/25 13:45:04

so much hog anus(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 4/16/25 13:30:59

I always get a dog at a game. I don't go to too many games - Carlos Rossi KC - 4/16/25 13:29:07

It was fun watching the rate of sales decrease - cnk MU - 4/16/25 13:33:55

if its anything like the Royals they probably shut down - Joeboo MU

- 4/16/25 13:36:24

Yeah that is kind of bs - implode STL - 4/16/25 18:59:08

There was at least one bar in the outfield still kick them - cnk MU - 4/16/25 13:46:15

Going to be some upset toilets today.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 4/16/25 13:50:19

Over $400 for a hotel in Chicago on a Tuesday night - playhard KC - 4/16/25 12:26:22

conventions in town $400+ but without $250 or so but - TigerFan92 STL - 4/16/25 15:12:17

****ing, Sleepy Joe!(nm) - ERB KC - 4/16/25 14:15:04

that seems like you researched poorly. i'm usually staying - phrejd STL - 4/16/25 14:14:27

Staying at Hyatt Centric in Chicago this weekend.... - Bucky Larson MU - 4/16/25 14:02:18

Out of all travel expenses - mizzouSECedes STL - 4/16/25 12:55:30

I stay at one in Wichita and it's not quite that expensive - playhard KC - 4/16/25 13:37:59

We used to stay at the Hampton Inn by the stadium for - Carlos Rossi KC - 4/16/25 13:06:48

For parents weekend, we found an Airbnb that - alwaysright MU - 4/16/25 13:16:41

They might triple their prices that weekend(nm) - playhard KC - 4/16/25 13:39:24

Not if you book it early and book it for every home game - Carlos Rossi KC - 4/16/25 13:57:52

A few years ago I was paying $550 a night for a room - Carlos Rossi KC - 4/16/25 12:42:40

weird that tonight you could do in the mid $200s - TigerA MU - 4/16/25 12:31:41

Almost like supply and demand - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 13:00:06

ok professor(nm) - TigerA MU - 4/16/25 13:03:16

I paid $250 in LA a couple months ago, at least i - playhard KC - 4/16/25 12:35:38

Tell them you're an illegal and stay for free. (nm) - Tigrrrr! MU

- 4/16/25 12:28:39

Man, illegals have it so easy, amirite guys?(nm) - tgr MU

- 4/16/25 12:54:19

weird post(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 4/16/25 12:58:16

do not enrage woke playhard - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 4/16/25 12:35:43

You can play one course...what are you playing? - Carlos Rossi KC - 4/16/25 12:17:35

RA Nichor Gorf Course in Corumbia! (nm) - McMuffin MU - 4/16/25 17:47:10

Augusta or Cypress....the rest are more doable. - Erwin Fletcher STL - 4/16/25 17:05:12

Momma Rossi’s three hole invitational(nm) - TigerMatt STL - 4/16/25 13:20:17

Whelp that escalated quickly.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 4/16/25 14:36:29

what is she's a red head?(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 4/16/25 13:46:41

Have played Pebble Beach and St. Andrews - mu7176grad MU - 4/16/25 13:10:03

Augusta for sure, only one i'd pay way too much money to - playhard KC - 4/16/25 12:28:55

Pebble Beach - FootballRefugee MU

- 4/16/25 12:24:48

Krokhol, Norway - Joeboo MU

- 4/16/25 12:23:36

Does that come with smoking hot Norwegian cart girls - Carlos Rossi KC - 4/16/25 12:40:32

lets say yes(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 4/16/25 12:48:20

I just looked, it doesn’t - MidMoBaller4Life BSU - 4/16/25 12:53:12

I know Rars - he give me brow job on hore twerve - Carlos Rossi KC - 4/16/25 13:04:36

How did they get in without a membership card and - tgr MU

- 4/16/25 11:07:09

The membership card was a hammer. North St Louis had 4 - alstl MU - 4/16/25 11:53:30

Reparations at work (nm) - mu7176grad MU - 4/16/25 11:52:05

Canada's speedrunning the diversity experiment (nm) - Columbian Gold MU - 4/16/25 11:17:43

Costco is pretty much going to have to get Cops now to - Carlos Rossi KC - 4/16/25 11:15:32

I don't see why they would need them. - tgr MU

- 4/16/25 11:19:53

If they were smart they would start doing fried - Carlos Rossi KC - 4/16/25 11:41:11

...what Costco doesnt check receipts at the door anymore? nm - MUBIGDOG1 MU - 4/16/25 11:26:32

Brenda is going to stab them in the eye with her highlighter - Carlos Rossi KC - 4/16/25 11:42:17

Speaking of things that suck - cnk MU - 4/16/25 10:55:04

I was expecting a - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 11:02:16

wtf, its a 9 episode season? - Joeboo MU

- 4/16/25 10:56:32

it's goofy - cnk MU - 4/16/25 11:06:17

Interesting statistical breakdown of The Masters - Eggs MU - 4/16/25 10:49:23

I never really thought of Bubba Watson as a great putter - playhard KC - 4/16/25 11:27:15

Rory made 2 massive mistakes - Eggs MU - 4/16/25 11:40:46

He rearry good prayer! I carr his dad "Rory Pop", hahaha! - McMuffin MU - 4/16/25 12:42:20

Again a mistake laying up. That decision on 13 was - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 4/16/25 11:47:28

Exactly, there's 6 holes to play and he went away from - playhard KC - 4/16/25 11:49:26

I honestly think he hits the ball almost as good as Tiger - playhard KC - 4/16/25 11:47:01

I didn't realize the course played over 7,500 yards. That - Carlos Rossi KC - 4/16/25 10:53:15

Thought i heard one pro say they mowed the fairways in a - playhard KC - 4/16/25 11:29:23

I have played two courses over 7,300 yards, and it did - Carlos Rossi KC - 4/16/25 12:00:36

Assuming normal conditions 7,300 on bent grass is - playhard KC - 4/16/25 12:33:22

What was your plan, exactly? - Bosalphus KC - 4/16/25 12:05:34

It wasn't my plan to play them in the first place, but - Carlos Rossi KC - 4/16/25 12:07:48

i noticed that - o'lineydisciple MU - 4/16/25 11:40:37

It's running now because the fairways are dormant, i can - playhard KC - 4/16/25 11:51:28

Speith was saying the way they mowed the fairways caused - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 4/16/25 11:32:29

He's also a whiny b*tch. I saw plenty of Rory and Scottie - Carlos Rossi KC - 4/16/25 11:47:43

Those guys are pretty spoiled - playhard KC - 4/16/25 11:38:15

Pretty sure they would destroy a Minor Park where the - Carlos Rossi KC - 4/16/25 11:50:22

Yeah this course is becoming more and more obsolete - Eggs MU - 4/16/25 11:00:57

I wouldn't consider Justin Rose as a bomber - playhard KC - 4/16/25 11:36:11

Rose had all parts of his game clicking on Thursday - Eggs MU - 4/16/25 11:46:09

And yet Bryson lays up on the driveable #3. That was his - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 4/16/25 11:24:52

That made no sense to me as well. Head scratcher for - Carlos Rossi KC - 4/16/25 11:57:48

While it's a bomber's course it also does require - Bosalphus KC - 4/16/25 11:25:52

But on that particular hole you can't really get into any - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 4/16/25 11:31:10

They also seem to be remarkably good at hitting out of the - Carlos Rossi KC - 4/16/25 12:11:29

I've never hit out of pine straw like that. Augusta's looks - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 4/16/25 12:30:56

So what do you do? Shorten the course? - Carlos Rossi KC - 4/16/25 12:10:09

I personally don't think anything needs to be done to it. - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 4/16/25 12:32:44

Got laid off for the first time in my life a week ago. - TheWildcat MU

- 4/16/25 10:31:48

WNBA (nm) - SwampTiger MU - 4/16/25 14:51:48

Summer Olympics track team will be forming for 2028 - FIJItiger MU

- 4/16/25 11:50:54

I got mine about 7 years ago. - ERB KC - 4/16/25 11:26:50

This is the right attitude to have. - CulturedDan MU

- 4/16/25 11:29:26

Yea, I keep trying to keep the faith that that is true (nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 4/16/25 11:31:39

Sorry. Hope you land one quickly(nm) - TigerFan92 STL - 4/16/25 11:09:55

I feel like going to a company website and applying - TheWildcat MU

- 4/16/25 11:12:58

I'm a recruiter. Yes, they do, but they are generally - 90Tiger STL - 4/16/25 14:12:31

here's your playbook: - phrejd STL - 4/16/25 11:43:07

all great and #4 should not be understated - write your - 90Tiger STL - 4/16/25 14:13:44

Appreciate it dude(nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 4/16/25 12:26:26

what if I set my Linkedin profile to "down to clown?" - Joeboo MU

- 4/16/25 12:00:54

BOAISY(nm) - cnk MU - 4/16/25 12:03:24

good list(nm) - TigerFan92 STL - 4/16/25 11:45:02

this comes with a cost, but it's a good company to work with - Seagull MU - 4/16/25 11:20:39

No recruiters are the way to go. If you don't have one - TigerFan92 STL - 4/16/25 11:13:57

how does one look up recruiters on LinkedIn? - TiGertim MU - 4/16/25 11:15:27

find recruiters who specialize in your industry or professio - 90Tiger STL - 4/16/25 14:16:11

Just say you're looking for work and you'll have about - kmawv8 MU - 4/16/25 11:29:52

I think we're the only shackers left. - CulturedDan MU

- 4/16/25 11:31:28

I'm not sure what this is referring to (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 4/16/25 11:33:53

RE: I'm not sure what this is referring to (nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 4/16/25 11:36:14

Nah. Not the issue. As sad as it is, we didn't adjust - TheWildcat MU

- 4/16/25 12:28:07

It ain't easy. Probably when we argue most is over - kmawv8 MU - 4/16/25 13:40:18

that sucks - having young kids was not the most - CulturedDan MU

- 4/16/25 12:57:01

Damn, I missed that part of the thread. - kmawv8 MU - 4/16/25 11:38:56

yeah, I checked out of the Mexico vacation thread so I misse - CulturedDan MU

- 4/16/25 11:40:17

I'm here with ya. 20+years of same wife and job (nm) - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 4/16/25 11:37:41

congrats on the occasional and scheduled sex. - CulturedDan MU

- 4/16/25 11:38:54

Ha, no doubt (nm) - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 4/16/25 11:40:42

Are all 3 of us '83ers too? (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 4/16/25 11:39:56

something about that year, man. - CulturedDan MU

- 4/16/25 11:41:55

So I have a bunch looking for my specific resume because it - TigerFan92 STL - 4/16/25 11:24:01

Pretty much agree with this - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 11:27:59

Certainly part of that is true and the rest could be as well - TigerFan92 STL - 4/16/25 11:31:10

RE: Certainly part of that is true and the rest could be as well - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 11:33:28

yes spot checking the market level is helpful(nm) - TigerFan92 STL - 4/16/25 11:35:07

If it is known what you do, recruiters find you - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 11:19:12

Depends on the area - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 11:15:18

Not the ones that are selling their services, the ones that - TigerFan92 STL - 4/16/25 11:19:05

How do you go about making those connections?(nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 4/16/25 11:19:30

See above but connect with others in your industry so that - TigerFan92 STL - 4/16/25 11:25:34

LinkedIn is a great network - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 11:30:31

That's where i found my last 2 jobs(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 4/16/25 11:37:30

One of the best things that ever happened to me - MU Diaspora MU

- 4/16/25 11:07:15

sorry, that totally bites(nm) - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 10:55:34

what's the foot situation (yours or your wife's...or both)? - CulturedDan MU

- 4/16/25 10:54:50

RE: what's the foot situation (yours or your wife's...or both)? - Joeboo MU

- 4/16/25 10:57:52

oh. ****. sorry dude. I didn't know(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 4/16/25 11:15:06

has T-Bone checked in on her?(nm) - cnk MU - 4/16/25 11:08:15

WTF, I missed that one. Hang in there TheWildcat (nm) - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 4/16/25 11:01:26

damn, he got divorced too?(nm) - TigerA MU - 4/16/25 10:59:46

the Lake giveth, and the Lake taketh away - Joeboo MU

- 4/16/25 11:00:35

I was picturing house issues, not life issues. - CulturedDan MU

- 4/16/25 11:15:44

maybe she was riding a sea serpent? (nm) - phrejd STL - 4/16/25 11:06:27

TheWildcat has disproportionate feet, but he's still fast (nm) - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 4/16/25 10:55:49

you suggesting he go OnlyFans?(nm) - TigerA MU - 4/16/25 10:55:37

no, only giving counsel(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 4/16/25 10:56:42

Hang in there, best to you. Be incredibly active, diligent - 90Tiger STL - 4/16/25 10:53:32

That sucks but you'll be fine, you're a smart guy. - Nebraska99 STL - 4/16/25 10:52:24

see if Nick will make you a Tigerboard Moderator, so you can - Joeboo MU

- 4/16/25 10:51:48

I was furloughed once in 2020 for a couple of weeks, it's - playhard KC - 4/16/25 10:49:55

Furlough = government job=parasite(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 4/16/25 10:51:21

It was not, i've never worked for the government in my - playhard KC - 4/16/25 11:12:32

That sucks man. Good luck with the job search. Just a - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 4/16/25 10:47:42

He would find every celebrity that would show half their - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 10:58:45

dude that's not a bad idea. he has a gift (nm) - phrejd STL - 4/16/25 10:48:51

that sucks.. hope you find something soon - Seagull MU - 4/16/25 10:42:54

Yea, it isn't. Basically the entire lake experiment has - TheWildcat MU

- 4/16/25 10:45:39

what were the unforeseen negatives? (nm) - phrejd STL - 4/16/25 10:46:17

Divorce/job loss/seeing my kids 50% of the time (nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 4/16/25 11:10:16

You and the Mrs split? Wtf bro?(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 4/16/25 11:21:01

Unprepared to discuss it for 9ish months. I am okay - TheWildcat MU

- 4/16/25 11:23:29

dude, you need to go to a - TigerFan92 STL - 4/16/25 11:41:12

all the hot dudes(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 4/16/25 10:57:54

Tboner(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 4/16/25 10:49:32

tbone pop ins(nm) - TigerA MU - 4/16/25 10:49:15

Dammit (nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 4/16/25 10:49:53

sea serpents(nm) - cnk MU - 4/16/25 10:48:18

legit lol (nm) - phrejd STL - 4/16/25 10:49:15

I must admit, I would not have foreseen them either(nm) - cnk MU - 4/16/25 10:50:00

a good insurance guy will usually warn you. most homowners - phrejd STL - 4/16/25 10:56:14

I can get you sea serpent protection starting at just $1/day - Joeboo MU

- 4/16/25 10:59:11

Sorry bro. You'll be fine with that impressive Mizzou - hefeweizen MU

- 4/16/25 10:39:06

i don't think he wants to have to stoop to fit through the - MizzouAstro MU

- 4/16/25 10:39:49

LMAO(nm) - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 10:56:28

LMAO(nm) - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 10:56:18

gdam (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 4/16/25 10:54:31

POTD(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 4/16/25 10:52:31

legit lol(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 4/16/25 10:51:09

snicker(nm) - cnk MU - 4/16/25 10:47:46

well done, you hypocrite mfer(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 4/16/25 10:40:19

Pack heat.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 4/16/25 10:38:23

be sure to file for unemployment - phrejd STL - 4/16/25 10:37:41

Absolutely (nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 4/16/25 10:42:29

also, sorry to hear that. i can't imagine the disappointment - phrejd STL - 4/16/25 10:38:24

his kids will get to ask about high schools though(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 4/16/25 10:39:03

if they survive that long (nm) - phrejd STL - 4/16/25 10:39:55

they will survive and thrive on Imos and T-ravs(nm) - TigerA MU - 4/16/25 10:40:38

this(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 4/16/25 10:38:17

kind of surprises me how many people don't know to do that - phrejd STL - 4/16/25 10:39:31

Really?(nm) - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 10:57:04

absolutely. a lot of people have no idea how to get - phrejd STL - 4/16/25 10:58:58

Did not know that(nm) - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 10:59:32

sorry to hear that, had it happen to me a long while ago - cnk MU - 4/16/25 10:36:04

damn that sucks. Been there before - MizzouAstro MU

- 4/16/25 10:34:45

was it related to you sleeping in your truck over lunch? - TigerA MU - 4/16/25 10:34:03

- 4/16/25 10:38:57

You've got to love people who hire consultants then ignore - XRob MU

- 4/16/25 10:48:14

Just heard that there are play-in games in the NBA playoffs - tigerNkc KC - 4/16/25 09:15:37

you shack killing sonofa***** (nm) - Joeboo MU

- 4/16/25 10:29:15

play-in not playoffs. and yes, the nba is a mess - alwaysright MU - 4/16/25 09:40:45

Should the NFL do the "biggie" part as well?(nm) - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 09:43:38

does the nfl have a problem? - alwaysright MU - 4/16/25 09:45:31

RE: does the nfl have a problem? - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 09:49:21

It’s also the #1 complaint about the nba. - alwaysright MU - 4/16/25 10:53:27

MLB should be shorter too - alwaysright MU - 4/16/25 10:52:42

Baseball players play almost every day in the heat for 6 - ZouMiz STL - 4/16/25 09:52:31

How many cumulative minutes of doing "something" - TiGertim MU - 4/16/25 10:38:09

the energy output per week of a NBA player - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 09:57:39

the in-season tournament is even more retarded for the nba(nm) - ZouMiz STL - 4/16/25 09:32:43

why?(nm) - TigerA MU - 4/16/25 09:36:29

it's very European and Europe sucks - ZouMiz STL - 4/16/25 09:39:04

as long as the players play hard then its fine. if it - TigerA MU - 4/16/25 09:42:47

players don't play hard most of the season. they - alwaysright MU - 4/16/25 09:49:52

they played hard in the tournament and it was a good product - TigerA MU - 4/16/25 09:51:56

The NBA was not "shut down" - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 09:42:30

what was the wild success the nhl tourney brought? (nm) - phrejd STL - 4/16/25 10:25:47

It drew record ratings - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 10:29:24

better than judge judy reruns? - phrejd STL - 4/16/25 10:30:12

i just assumed Minnesota did well(nm) - TigerA MU - 4/16/25 10:28:16

The NHL didn't have their teams playing each other for a - ZouMiz STL - 4/16/25 09:46:58

you clearly do not understand the in season tournament - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 09:51:26

More money selling more tickets. The NHL figured this out - Carlos Rossi KC - 4/16/25 09:28:18

50% = pretty much every team? (nm) - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 4/16/25 09:39:11

pretty much (nm) - phrejd STL - 4/16/25 10:16:53

All sports are moving that way - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 09:31:37

Yeah. More sports to watch sucks. (nm) - Hickeytime MU

- 4/16/25 09:33:59

they technically do not count as "playoff games"(nm) - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 09:19:59

you are outraged by what a sport you don't watch does?(nm) - TigerA MU - 4/16/25 09:17:30

have you seen what they've been doing in gay porn now??? - phrejd STL - 4/16/25 10:29:28

lmao(nm) - TigerA MU - 4/16/25 10:37:00

Strange isn’t it? - Hickeytime MU

- 4/16/25 09:22:53

I used to watch in the 80's and 90's. Boring as hell now(nm) - tigerNkc KC - 4/16/25 09:21:31

never change(nm) - TigerA MU - 4/16/25 09:25:56

lol(nm) - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 09:22:44

welcome to 2021(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 4/16/25 09:16:55

Isn't it new this year? (nm) - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 4/16/25 09:26:39

lol..no - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 09:32:10

Holy crap. Well how about that, I also just learned about - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 4/16/25 09:36:57

RE: Holy crap. Well how about that, I also just learned about - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 09:41:18

I have an answer to KC's ATV / dirt bike issue - Bosalphus KC - 4/16/25 08:42:20

Piano wire strung across the streets. Screw tire spikes (nm) - Tigrrrr! MU

- 4/16/25 12:26:07

i'm going to start an urban atv jousting league. just need - phrejd STL - 4/16/25 10:24:21

A classic - alwaysright MU - 4/16/25 11:21:05

dig a big pit and cover it up with leaves(nm) - cnk MU - 4/16/25 09:36:29

Drawing a fake tunnel in a wall would be better(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 4/16/25 09:37:32

cnk strapped to a giant rocket to catch them would make - MizzouAstro MU

- 4/16/25 09:41:13

something like this? - cnk MU - 4/16/25 10:14:50

yes but sexier(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 4/16/25 10:22:04

better? - cnk MU - 4/16/25 10:34:37

ahhoooooga(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 4/16/25 10:37:44

I'm on it(nm) - cnk MU - 4/16/25 10:29:36

i could mock something up in paint real quick - phrejd STL - 4/16/25 10:22:51

well, let me dust off my old Acme catalog for supplies(nm) - cnk MU - 4/16/25 09:38:14

As someone that lives close to Ward Parkway - kmawv8 MU - 4/16/25 08:55:59

I saw KCPD tossed around the idea - Bosalphus KC - 4/16/25 08:58:04

RE: I have an answer to KC's ATV / dirt bike issue - BigSlickTiger MU - 4/16/25 08:50:43

The next door neighbors on both sides refuse to kick out - hefeweizen MU

- 4/16/25 08:50:04

Mexican found with kiddie porn on his phone. - BigSlickTiger MU - 4/16/25 08:38:44

Steven St John is pretty fired up about the Royals loss - playhard KC - 4/16/25 07:56:46

It is mid April and you are using ERA as any indicator - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 08:47:48

Lynch has a scoreless innings streak of 27 innings now - playhard KC - 4/16/25 09:03:53

So you are using your set of analytics - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 09:19:25

Analytics? Just use chat gpt as a manager then(nm) - AWOLTiger KC - 4/16/25 08:09:01

Would be better than Marmol(nm) - Johnny Parkour MU - 4/16/25 08:22:27

I think a lot of teams rely on them pretty heavily, i'm not - playhard KC - 4/16/25 08:21:53

If his goal was to maintain player confidence then his - DHighlander NWMSU - 4/16/25 08:28:09

I don't know that he blamed analytics, he said they liked - playhard KC - 4/16/25 08:43:44

You used your own set of analytics - meatiger MU - 4/16/25 08:50:03

There are things that analytics cannot see, that is why you - DHighlander NWMSU - 4/16/25 08:20:36

Solid show by My Morning Jacket - DevilsAdvocate KC - 4/16/25 00:43:18

Solid show by My Morning Wood - Fire Marshall Bill STL - 4/16/25 06:26:07

Solid - DevilsAdvocate KC - 4/16/25 08:41:03

Same - MizzouAstro MU

- 4/16/25 07:41:26

You two gonna meet up and enter the clank zone at - Carlos Rossi KC - 4/16/25 07:59:31

Well damn....started throwing up around 5:30 and then had - Tigrrrr! MU

- 4/15/25 22:51:46

It ain't food poisoning - Bosalphus KC - 4/16/25 07:31:37

No fever. But I was chilled until I threw up and got it out - Tigrrrr! MU

- 4/16/25 07:38:13

I had it a few weeks ago. It just came on out of nowhere - Carlos Rossi KC - 4/16/25 08:22:11

agree. took 3-4 days to feel normal. Only one day - tman MU - 4/16/25 08:23:44

Mine stuck around a little longer than that - Bosalphus KC - 4/16/25 08:23:15

You shouldn’t have eaten SBG’s morels - alwaysright MU - 4/16/25 07:09:50

Magic mushrooms(nm) - Tigrrrr! MU

- 4/16/25 07:38:40

MOTHBALL: Crisp chest pass sighting!! - Gary P. MU

- 4/15/25 22:31:51

eating my first ever prepared by myself Morels - SEC-BIG-GAMEHUNTER MU - 4/15/25 22:25:35

I sure do miss going mushroom hunting with Dad. - Dallastiger MU - 4/16/25 07:45:13

Burgers and morels - smoke MU - 4/15/25 22:30:33

p.s. if I die - SEC-BIG-GAMEHUNTER MU - 4/15/25 22:27:43

Hate mushrooms - implode STL - 4/15/25 22:27:27

I think - SEC-BIG-GAMEHUNTER MU - 4/15/25 22:28:28

No doubt, love hiking. - implode STL - 4/15/25 22:30:48

RE: No doubt, love hiking. - SEC-BIG-GAMEHUNTER MU - 4/15/25 22:36:50

RIP in peace(nm) - meatiger MU - 4/15/25 22:30:22

Blues just jumped Utah - implode STL - 4/15/25 22:08:11

Woooooo Blues. Please don’t be hurt Thomas. We need you(nm) - ZouMiz STL - 4/15/25 21:51:35

Calgary gonna make you guys sweat - alwaysright MU - 4/15/25 22:09:09

The Jets will.(nm) - TigerMatt STL - 4/15/25 22:19:22

No. Blues clinched (nm) - ZouMiz STL - 4/15/25 22:15:07

Wait, is it stupid OT 1 point rule…….. fvck hockey is dumb - alwaysright MU - 4/15/25 22:21:28

Yeah, I don’t like how some games are worth 2 and others 3 - TigerMatt STL - 4/15/25 23:24:17

It's two points for regular/OT win and 1 for OT loss. (nm) - Nebraska99 STL - 4/16/25 07:26:56

OT games are worth 3 points, regulation games 2 - SwampTiger MU - 4/16/25 08:10:45

You should get 0 points for losing & 3 for winning - alwaysright MU - 4/16/25 07:03:57

Wild tie Ducks with 20 sec left. It’s Blues vs Jets round 1(nm) - ZouMiz STL - 4/15/25 21:40:02

Great. Winnipeg is where hockey lives. Vegas - 90Tiger STL - 4/15/25 22:08:36

My wife gave me permission to go to Vegas, I’m not going to - ZouMiz STL - 4/15/25 22:16:56

Winnipeg, like St Louis, is called the Gateway to the West.(nm) - TigerMatt STL - 4/15/25 22:21:41

That does it - Ferg MU - 4/15/25 21:24:48

utah pp tho(nm) - TigerFan92 STL - 4/15/25 21:27:29

They play with some speed on it, don't they? - Mormad MU - 4/15/25 21:33:11

yup. looks over now tho(nm) - TigerFan92 STL - 4/15/25 21:34:23

just when I was about to say Joseph is working hard(nm) - TigerFan92 STL - 4/15/25 20:44:08

some bad luck, but they killed it off(nm) - Mormad MU - 4/15/25 21:10:47

The best part??? - 90Tiger STL - 4/15/25 20:04:24

ok but why does he get credit for all of them?(nm) - TigerFan92 STL - 4/15/25 20:28:38

RE: ok but why does he get credit for all of them?(nm) - 90Tiger STL - 4/15/25 21:37:37

Add in Dvorsky too(nm) - ZouMiz STL - 4/15/25 20:23:07

RE: Add in Dvorsky too(nm) - 90Tiger STL - 4/15/25 21:37:24

I’m so ****ing hard (nm) - ZouMiz STL - 4/15/25 19:59:38

TMI but TCB between periods.(nm) - TigerFan92 STL - 4/15/25 20:30:44

LOL.........number 4 on the Power Play. (nm) - Nebraska99 STL - 4/15/25 19:54:44

And there's number three. Dang. (nm) - Nebraska99 STL - 4/15/25 19:41:38

Snuggers - Ferg MU - 4/15/25 19:42:11

I don't like the rule. I get he wasn't purposely kicking it - TigerFan92 STL - 4/15/25 20:32:22

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