EYE OF THE TIGER!!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lZKoIu-ECfs
Yes, Weber was painful there & bonus points for playing for the title but you'll never have anything approaching this locker room fiasco. Thais had to be 100% coke doing the singing.
***note: realizing Beckman was your FB coach, I'm limiting this competition to Basketball coaches. That said, I still believe Q would be nearly impossible to bear with his offering.