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I have a friend (my old next door neighbor) that tried

Posted on: January 5, 2017 at 16:23:09 CT
hefeweizen MU
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to friend all the good looking women on my Facebook friends list. They would call and ask me who the **** he is and Id tell them my next door neighbor. When I asked him wtf? he said what's the big deal? Me and my friends back home all share hot chick friends. Um, what the holeee fuk?
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Describe the annoying habits of a good friend... - Gyro MU - 1/5 16:15:08
     if I find none of my friends annoying - tigerinhogtown STL - 1/5 17:34:17
     have a friend who wont tell you plans he made for you. - colonel angus beef KC - 1/5 17:13:28
          The only part of this that is true is where you ended - lqf2b8 MU - 1/5 18:14:16
               you and kmwaa deserve each other. - colonel angus beef KC - 1/5 18:32:21
                    That lace curtain mother****er deserves a dose - lqf2b8 MU - 1/5 18:49:44
          rich gay dudes are weird like that (nm) - SwampTiger MU - 1/5 17:24:06
               oh man i wish we were rich gay dudes. - colonel angus beef KC - 1/5 17:28:31
               it's probably the surprise penetration that is really - tigerinhogtown STL - 1/5 17:27:18
                    are you stupid or something? - colonel angus beef KC - 1/5 17:29:41
                         that's a big if(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 1/5 17:31:44
                              Thanks, i work out. - colonel angus beef KC - 1/5 17:33:11
                    yeah I was thinking he left out the part that was annoying (nm) - SwampTiger MU - 1/5 17:27:54
          That sounds like a cool buddy actually... - Gyro MU - 1/5 17:17:11
               RE: That sounds like a cool buddy actually... - colonel angus beef KC - 1/5 17:26:39
     No(nm) - TheShoe STL - 1/5 16:51:27
     Annoying Friend Two... - Gyro MU - 1/5 16:50:10
     I don't have any friends - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 1/5 16:49:10
          I bet he's exactly like that in real life - Eggs MU - 1/5 16:50:50
               I've said it before, he has an OCD-like mental disorder - Cosmo MU - 1/5 17:54:09
               Guaranteed - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 1/5 16:51:51
                    One of my favorite things on the sports boards - Eggs MU - 1/5 16:55:18
                         He's doing it right now and it's great(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 1/5 16:55:57
                    That's FMB(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 1/5 16:52:13
                         Have u seen the preview for that movie Split?(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 1/5 16:53:48
                              I have not(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 1/5 16:53:59
                                   Maybe that is what it's like - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 1/5 16:55:34
          thought that was gonna say my name(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 1/5 16:49:38
               You have way more friends than Sue(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 1/5 16:52:49
                    she is literally the anti-Sue(nm) - TheShoe STL - 1/5 16:54:55
                         who is Sue(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 1/5 16:57:25
                              RE: who is Sue(nm) - TheShoe STL - 1/5 16:58:28
                                   oh, that Sue(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 1/5 16:59:00
               should it?(nm) - TheShoe STL - 1/5 16:51:44
                    Well, I have like 5 friends(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 1/5 16:53:30
                         I only have one really close friend and many that I hang - hefeweizen MU - 1/5 16:55:07
                              I have 5 really good friends that I've gone to school - kmawv8 MU - 1/5 16:59:34
                                   I have a couple of good friends I rarely talk to now and it - tigersknowbest MU - 1/5 17:01:25
                                        they been Astro'd(nm) - TheShoe STL - 1/5 17:04:01
                              Reino, we get it, you like your ****ing wife!(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 1/5 16:56:02
                                   She's pretty damn awesome(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 1/5 16:56:26
                                        but it makes you sound insecure to bring it up all the time(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 1/5 16:56:46
                                             totally doesn't(nm) - TheShoe STL - 1/5 16:57:42
                                             It makes you seem jealous when you say that(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 1/5 16:57:37
                                                  oh, not this again. Have you noticed the people on FB who - tigersknowbest MU - 1/5 16:58:35
                                                       Neither of us ever do that. I dont talk about how great our - hefeweizen MU - 1/5 17:00:05
                                                            good, Reino, good(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 1/5 17:01:47
                                                                 good talk Russ(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 1/5 17:02:20
                                                                      go home, Reino, please(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 1/5 17:02:56
                         so no(nm) - TheShoe STL - 1/5 16:54:12
     I have a friend that hits on any hot chick with horrible - NWMizzouFan MU - 1/5 16:45:21
          That would be amusing if anything - Eggs MU - 1/5 16:48:15
               i'm not sure i'd be okay with my gf/wife hitting on dudes - TigerwTLP MU - 1/5 16:49:44
                    If there is no intention behind it, I'd probably get over it - Eggs MU - 1/5 16:56:17
                    It's just locker room banter(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 1/5 16:50:22
                         I am Donald J. Trump and I support this message(nm) - McLovin SEC - 1/5 17:24:42
          Is he related to that friend who is perpetually... - Gyro MU - 1/5 16:47:54
               No, he doesnt try to make dogs into playboy models(nm) - NWMizzouFan MU - 1/5 16:52:05
          I didn't know Reino was so giving (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 1/5 16:45:56
               I dont donate sh*t to that commie organization(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 1/5 16:46:32
     I have a friend who is in a terrible marriage, has a baby, - TheWildcat STL - 1/5 16:44:13
          I hope he starts every condescending comment with - lqf2b8 MU - 1/5 16:46:43
               and calls Wildcat 'young blood' (nm) - TigerwTLP MU - 1/5 16:48:49
                    thats funny. - colonel angus beef KC - 1/5 17:35:27
          Yeah, the "rich uncle" friend... - Gyro MU - 1/5 16:46:08
               Lol, yep. We were literally born in the same calendar year (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 1/5 16:46:48
     Go out drinking with him, and he typically gets too drunk - TigerJackSwartz MU - 1/5 16:40:02
          Like suck him off? - Gyro MU - 1/5 16:41:37
               high five - TigerJackSwartz MU - 1/5 16:42:47
                    I just want to make it clear... - Gyro MU - 1/5 16:44:07
                         I may have grown out of them - TigerJackSwartz MU - 1/5 16:45:54
                              Noted(nm) - Gyro MU - 1/5 16:46:28
          I didn't realize I knew you in real life. - kmawv8 MU - 1/5 16:40:44
               bastard. Next time I'm gonna leave you to pass out - TigerJackSwartz MU - 1/5 16:42:13
               TJS does not frequent gay bars (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 1/5 16:41:20
                    How the hell do you know? - kmawv8 MU - 1/5 16:44:25
                         we have our own board together you **** for brains fag hag (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 1/5 16:45:16
                              "together" - kmawv8 MU - 1/5 16:52:36
                                   don't try to cheapen the connection him and I have b/c - lqf2b8 MU - 1/5 16:54:05
                              I think you mean that you hang out on my board (nm) - TigerJackSwartz MU - 1/5 16:47:37
                                   run a title search on it, bro - lqf2b8 MU - 1/5 16:49:04
                                        a title search? - TigerJackSwartz MU - 1/5 16:52:34
     I know this dude that won't stop talking about the most - kmawv8 MU - 1/5 16:37:05
          I was just about to point out you implied I was your friend - lqf2b8 MU - 1/5 16:38:49
          you two are cute together(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 1/5 16:37:51
               there was a time when him and I were civil - lqf2b8 MU - 1/5 16:40:38
     one of my best friends rarely showers - SatoriTiger JC - 1/5 16:36:37
          Hygiene should be a no-brainer... - Gyro MU - 1/5 16:40:47
          that is weird (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 1/5 16:37:10
               he's always been that way - SatoriTiger JC - 1/5 16:40:21
                    I had a buddy in college... - Gyro MU - 1/5 16:43:24
                         my friend is not that level gross - SatoriTiger JC - 1/5 16:46:53
     This dude agrees to challenges for fights on the internet - Jed Smock MU - 1/5 16:26:16
     I know this one guy that makes fun of my zojirushi - lqf2b8 MU - 1/5 16:25:24
     Real answer - Eggs MU - 1/5 16:23:46
          is he fine with sharing his snacks? (nm) - TigerwTLP MU - 1/5 16:26:42
               Depends on the mood he's in - Eggs MU - 1/5 16:30:46
          similarly real - FootballRefugee MU - 1/5 16:26:05
          that's not really a good guy and he'd probably get along - tigersknowbest MU - 1/5 16:25:26
               Him and his wife are definitely small doses people - Eggs MU - 1/5 16:28:16
          WHY SHOULD I HAVE TO PAY MORE THAN EVERYONE ELSE?(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 1/5 16:24:40
               "We know Eggs doesn't consider you his friend" -tkb (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 1/5 16:25:31
                    Eggs is a ****ty friend to Reino, and Reino just takes it(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 1/5 16:32:37
     RE: Describe the annoying habits of a good friend... - Role Call MU - 1/5 16:21:43
     he started a go fund me account for his dog's surgery....(nm) - ajpe53 MU - 1/5 16:21:15
     text out of the blue "[mutual friend] is an idiot." - TigerwTLP MU - 1/5 16:20:07
     My boss - FootballRefugee MU - 1/5 16:18:18
          I like you and all FR - Eggs MU - 1/5 16:19:21
               FR wouldn't say that(nm) - Gyro MU - 1/5 16:19:52
                    correct - FootballRefugee MU - 1/5 16:21:15
                         and you certainly don't own a house worth less than - kmawv8 MU - 1/5 16:24:01
                              I might soon - FootballRefugee MU - 1/5 16:27:17
                                   True - kmawv8 MU - 1/5 16:34:22
                                        no, I didn't feel a need - FootballRefugee MU - 1/5 16:48:32
                                   I didn't know you lived in Portland (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 1/5 16:28:16
                                        I did - FootballRefugee MU - 1/5 16:32:35
                                        Why are you doxing him? - kmawv8 MU - 1/5 16:30:11
                                             You didn't (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 1/5 16:41:08
     RE: Describe the annoying habits of a good friend... - tigersknowbest MU - 1/5 16:18:07
     has a lot of double handles on Tigerboard(nm) - Eggs MU - 1/5 16:17:45
          I have a friend (my old next door neighbor) that tried - hefeweizen MU - 1/5 16:23:09




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