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The ol cancer problem - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 16:21:38

Well, at least you are blessed. I've gotten two similar - GA Tiger MU - 9/15/16 20:50:04

you bang her yet? (nm) - livinsmall MU

- 9/15/16 16:27:08

I am always out of seed because it all goes down your - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 16:27:41

^^^has a low sperm count (nm) - livinsmall MU

- 9/15/16 16:28:21

nailed him(nm) - ajpe53 MU

- 9/15/16 16:29:39

high five (nm) - livinsmall MU

- 9/15/16 16:30:28

Prayer warriors for Tereza!(nm) - Eggs MU - 9/15/16 16:22:37

Cosmo Nails Ivanka Trump? - Mormad MU - 9/15/16 16:19:36

Lol the media is awesome - Sal KC - 9/15/16 16:24:33

They act as if it was some big "gotcha" - Mormad MU - 9/15/16 16:59:33

dumb article (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 9/15/16 16:21:45

Samsung rocks - Sal KC - 9/15/16 16:19:21

how many sets of ear buds will you go thru? - tigerinhogtown STL - 9/15/16 16:36:43

you know you can buy better fitting ear phones, right?(nm) - tigerNkc KC - 9/15/16 19:49:53

It's the Lithium Ion batteries, not the Samsung phones derp(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 9/15/16 16:29:23

Keep making excuses - Sal KC - 9/15/16 16:33:28

awww u mad pumpkin? I would be too if I had a piece of - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 9/15/16 16:48:43

It's just the Note 7s, though (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 9/15/16 16:23:21

Samsung's body count - Sal KC - 9/15/16 16:25:26

same for her white cell and C cell count(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 9/15/16 16:26:23

PNEUMONIA!!!!!!!!! (nm) - Sal KC - 9/15/16 16:28:23

What about their hell-on-earth sweatshops in Asia? (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 9/15/16 16:25:53

I'm sure if they weren't in there - Sal KC - 9/15/16 16:28:13

Not in love with my Samsung dishwasher either - MidwestLittleTiger USA - 9/15/16 16:21:34

Love my new note 7. Hope it doesnt assplode before i get - hefeweizen MU

- 9/15/16 16:20:56

RE: Samsung rocks - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 16:20:13

God must love me- gave me a miracle today - JG A - 9/15/16 16:02:23

That's pretty cool. Broken jaw seems like it would be a - MidwestLittleTiger USA - 9/15/16 16:06:32

it sounds like you gave you a miracle - TigerwTLP MU

- 9/15/16 16:05:18

how did it break its jaw? (nm) - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 9/15/16 16:04:15

bigger dog - JG A - 9/15/16 16:07:35

Tried to leave Scientology (nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 9/15/16 16:07:32

RE: Tried to leave Scientology (nm) - FootballRefugee MU

- 9/15/16 16:17:36

Is JG a scientologist?(nm) - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 16:14:08

Idk but it has been alleged. Based on his reply, Id say yes(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 9/15/16 16:18:15

lol - Ragnar Danneskjold MU

- 9/15/16 16:12:25

LOL You must hear this all day long but damn you are stupid - JG A - 9/15/16 16:08:08

attacking children (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 9/15/16 16:05:11

Chewing WTC steel(nm) - escalade NWMSU - 9/15/16 16:05:46

...and that dog grew up to be Hitler(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 16:06:42

Who was a volunteer fireman at the WTC on 9/11 (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 9/15/16 16:09:38

what did you do initially to try and correct it? (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 9/15/16 16:03:35

Wired it both sides - JG A - 9/15/16 16:07:17

jesus (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 9/15/16 16:09:06

vet of the year(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 9/15/16 16:03:30

I'm bragging when I say my brother actually won that. - MidwestLittleTiger USA - 9/15/16 16:07:30

is he an MU vet school grad?(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 9/15/16 16:10:50

Yes(nm) - MidwestLittleTiger USA - 9/15/16 16:11:53

What year? - JG A - 9/15/16 16:47:24

ca '91(nm) - MidwestLittleTiger USA - 9/15/16 17:02:27

8 years after me - JG A - 9/15/16 17:35:58

maybe he knows JG(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 9/15/16 16:12:18

Maybe. They all seem to know each other.(nm) - MidwestLittleTiger USA - 9/15/16 16:14:23

At least the best one on TigerBoard (nm) - Mormad MU - 9/15/16 16:04:44

I saw a picture of TigerNut's new ho. She is good looking. - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 15:55:03

Well played, TN(nm) - Eggs MU - 9/15/16 16:22:59

And she likes dogs(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 9/15/16 16:01:26

RE: And he likes dongs(nm) - Hawk 325i USA - 9/15/16 16:03:32

Indeed. She was over the other night. They bonded. - TigerNuts KC - 9/15/16 16:02:08

vioLATION - Hawk 325i USA - 9/15/16 16:00:04

She's in her 30s so it would be of no interest to you (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 16:01:18

good...I'm into lake cougars anyway ;)(nm) - Hawk 325i USA - 9/15/16 16:02:08

Lake Lotawana?(nm) - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 16:08:54

Lake Lotawana Elementary School Cougars. Go Cougs!(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 16:09:51

Hey now - Tigrrrr! MU

- 9/15/16 16:21:37

lol (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 9/15/16 16:10:13

no sh-t....so far, so good (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 9/15/16 15:58:45

when you spend the night at her place fornicating - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/15/16 16:02:15

It's "pus" but I think you should leave it. - TigerNuts KC - 9/15/16 16:04:27

the blood stays on the blade (nm) - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/15/16 16:05:41

RE: you have a penus and vajina - Newman MU - 9/15/16 16:04:05

the one with the sisters?(nm) - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/15/16 15:55:35

Yea (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 15:57:23

Is David Sedaris any good? - TigerNuts KC - 9/15/16 15:44:10

Yes, he's talented & funny. I might even go so far as - BigTime SEMO - 9/15/16 23:16:35

the whole sedaris clan is funny(nm) - gmmm98 MU - 9/15/16 16:54:41

His writing is hilarious. Not sure how he'd be - Potomac Tiger MU

- 9/15/16 15:51:24

Say yes, if she will butcher at deer camp(nm) - Doc James USA - 9/15/16 15:50:50

Dude, seriously? No. Next thing you will be wearing a - hefeweizen MU

- 9/15/16 15:46:17

Is he a commie? (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 9/15/16 15:47:12

He's going to be on mizzou campus and you have to ask?(nm) - escalade NWMSU - 9/15/16 15:49:07

Good point. He does appear to suck dick (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 9/15/16 15:51:18

I guarantee you he is a dick sucking commie(nm) - escalade NWMSU - 9/15/16 15:57:18

The dick sucking is confirmed - TigerNuts KC - 9/15/16 16:01:14

Yep, she's already trying to change you. Run(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 9/15/16 16:02:26

nuts is going to start posting his singing where he wearing - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/15/16 16:16:37

lol, no (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 9/15/16 16:05:45

Friggin awesome (nm) - escalade NWMSU - 9/15/16 16:01:55

No clue but when your prof phd gf asks you to go to a - hefeweizen MU

- 9/15/16 15:48:55

Have you seen her ass? (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 9/15/16 15:50:50

I get your point but that will only take you so far. - hefeweizen MU

- 9/15/16 15:52:15

I'm pretty set in my ways (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 9/15/16 15:54:20

Fine but one day, when you are by her side at some - hefeweizen MU

- 9/15/16 15:56:05

Let us be the judge(nm) - escalade NWMSU - 9/15/16 15:51:39

No pics (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 9/15/16 15:53:52

You need to ask if you can get a picture of her butt... - escalade NWMSU - 9/15/16 15:55:16

I don't think that's happening - TigerNuts KC - 9/15/16 15:57:37

i think his sister is hilarious(nm) - ajpe53 MU

- 9/15/16 15:44:30

Who? (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 9/15/16 15:45:52

she did the show "strangers with candy" a few years ago. - ajpe53 MU

- 9/15/16 15:46:46

Chick at work hates her husband. Her husband has her - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 15:43:53

UPDATE: Sean just traded her out vehicles (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 15:59:30

Probably feels guilty cheating on her in her car(nm) - escalade NWMSU - 9/15/16 16:01:19

you can't get a good hump on in a Honda Civic(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 16:05:58

that was nice of you(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 9/15/16 15:49:19

Yea, I am a pretty nice guy for the most part. (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 15:50:17

^^hitting up chicks at work with known relationship problems - colonel angus beef KC - 9/15/16 15:45:29

The end is nigh (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 9/15/16 15:46:18

Shawn is fvcking a Hooter's waitress (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 9/15/16 15:45:07

At the Eastgate motel(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 9/15/16 15:45:55

He does cheat on her regularly. (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 15:45:46

eep, I bet that is one miserable household(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 9/15/16 15:50:19

I bet they have good angry sex(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 9/15/16 15:55:19

Sounds like a nice couple (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 9/15/16 15:46:48

He is a worthless pile of **** but she won't leave but she - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 15:48:10

she knows she has to ride home in it though, right?(nm) - ajpe53 MU

- 9/15/16 15:45:07

B-tches be dumb (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 9/15/16 15:45:39

Yea, I don't think she cares. (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 15:45:31

hot?(nm) - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/15/16 15:44:53

I'd say in the early 2000s. (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 15:45:08

Maybe she should drop some lb's and earn Shawn back(nm) - escalade NWMSU - 9/15/16 15:47:20

Lol (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 15:47:44

Sounds lovely (nm) - escalade NWMSU - 9/15/16 15:44:39

I'm going to lower my estimate to 85% - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 15:41:49

you can take a 100% of India though(nm) - playhard NWMSU - 9/15/16 15:45:23

99.9% - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 15:49:51

That guy in Temple of Doom was pretty big(nm) - escalade NWMSU - 9/15/16 15:51:08

also that Punjab bastard from Annie - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 15:52:11

RE: I'm going to lower my estimate to 85% - Grasslands MU - 9/15/16 15:44:04

I lol'd(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 9/15/16 15:46:48

and squatting - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 15:44:52

99% of them are malnourished - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/15/16 15:42:51

Vodka - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 15:43:42

their bodies are 15% vodka(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 15:43:23

The moral of the story - cooter KC - 9/15/16 15:39:53

so - FootballRefugee MU

- 9/15/16 15:41:32

All phone interviews. The business is close - cooter KC - 9/15/16 15:44:17

congrats - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 15:40:33

how about - cooter KC - 9/15/16 15:41:16

I think Joeboo could beat up Wildcat(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 9/15/16 15:31:22

Deep down inside Wildcat knows this and it's - playhard NWMSU - 9/15/16 15:49:27

I wouldn't fight Joeboo because he's a nice man but I - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 15:53:57

I think Joeboo isn't getting any and is getting - cooter KC - 9/15/16 15:42:06

As I understand it, joeboo is already bald, and Wildcat only - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 9/15/16 15:38:14

When I show up to the fight with a beard and a shaved - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 15:41:54

oh don't shave the head(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 9/15/16 15:42:42

your camel toe will give you away.(nm) - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 15:42:28

While I'd generally give an edge to someone younger - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 15:32:48

hear that, Wildcat?(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 9/15/16 15:35:40

I survived a childhood of no bike helmets, and lawn darts - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 15:36:39

no sh*t, i jumped off a cliff - colonel angus beef KC - 9/15/16 15:42:15

Never worn a bike helmet.(nm) - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 15:37:01

I don't let my kids wear helmets (nm) - escalade NWMSU - 9/15/16 15:43:46

i would but Liam needs a custom helmet for his big - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/15/16 15:47:16

He'll grow into it(nm) - escalade NWMSU - 9/15/16 15:48:26

natural selection is underrated(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 15:44:14

Millennials can actually be people in their 30's - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 9/15/16 15:37:52

I don't like the whole millennial label. Someone born in - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 15:39:31

Yeah bro, us 1987ers are pure 80's at heart(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 9/15/16 15:50:35

hell yes we can - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/15/16 15:38:46

You're nuts(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 9/15/16 15:50:54

and my parents car didn't have seat belts in the back seat - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 15:37:47

When I was 3 I was thrown from the back seat of - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 15:40:03

I rode in the front seat motherfckers - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 15:39:06

back seat, stuck in the middle, feet on the hump - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 15:39:43

I understand your pain. - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 15:40:30

poor people are usually better fighters(nm) - ajpe53 MU

- 9/15/16 15:38:47

You should coach(nm) - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 15:34:00

-SECBGH (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 9/15/16 15:35:04

TheWildcat does seem like the type that constantly - kmawv8 MU - 9/15/16 15:33:56

I was raised by a borderline - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 15:33:37

this is how it ends. - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 15:32:32

but I don't want to end up a zombie(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 15:36:04

I liked Oberyn, too. (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 15:32:51

Sounds like Joeboo has never been a fight. He already - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 15:31:47

Might need to make. - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 15:31:19

Woman taunts ex with sex tape. Commits suicide when he - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 15:26:30

I wonder where that video can be found - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 15:30:44

RE: I wonder where that video can be found - TigerwTLP MU

- 9/15/16 15:33:53

in the comment section - colonel angus beef KC - 9/15/16 15:33:04

Watched it. doesn't look like much of a beej (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 15:38:33

that not even really a sex-tape these days. - colonel angus beef KC - 9/15/16 15:44:00

I mean why kiss the shaft? Ignorant (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 15:49:03

I found a still image. She's just giving a beej (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 15:31:16

Saw that guy on Forged in Fire from Cuba Mo - MUGuy2004 STL - 9/15/16 15:28:13

I don't know. I have never heard of that. What was his name? - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 15:29:01

Only went by first name on the show - MUGuy2004 STL - 9/15/16 15:30:34

Doesn't sound like a big loss for the world(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 9/15/16 15:27:26

Gots a big raise today! #ThanksObama (nm) - Hbombtiger STL - 9/15/16 15:21:25

which will be eaten up by increase in your insurance premium - tigerinhogtown STL - 9/15/16 16:25:30

At a small TV market - Grasslands MU - 9/15/16 15:32:31

Supersize contest winner? (nm) - MUGuy2004 STL - 9/15/16 15:28:48

Someone's going to Sizzler!(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 9/15/16 15:28:42

Make $15 an hour yet(nm) - tman KC - 9/15/16 15:22:44

Welfare payouts increased?(nm) - escalade NWMSU - 9/15/16 15:22:40

Sent him 2 EBT cards (nm) - mu7176grad MU - 9/15/16 15:24:49

Equivalent of hitting the Lottery (nm) - escalade NWMSU - 9/15/16 15:26:50

What percentage of the population do you think you can - playhard NWMSU - 9/15/16 15:15:23

I don't know percentage - kmawv8 MU - 9/15/16 15:28:18

I doubt you could whoop tkb - playhard NWMSU - 9/15/16 15:35:13

Doubt it. (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 15:29:26

Well, I don't know for sure, but Joeboo said - kmawv8 MU - 9/15/16 15:31:26

I don't know, but I could kick Fromo's ass. - zodiac6 JC - 9/15/16 15:21:59

Very aggressive post(nm) - playhard NWMSU - 9/15/16 15:23:27

RE: I don't know, but I could kick Fromo's ass. - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 15:23:13

hacked by Wildcat(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 9/15/16 15:22:44

About 80% - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 15:21:49

I'll go with 90% overall - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 15:19:46

You may have size on your side but do you have Cuba - playhard NWMSU - 9/15/16 15:33:00

is "Cuba Strength" similar to "retard strength"? - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 15:39:07

Lol you can take out any guy that doesn't have martial - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 15:20:42

What I mean by that is - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 15:22:49

There are like a billion chinamen and they all know karate(nm) - escalade NWMSU - 9/15/16 15:21:56

they're also all 5'2" and weight 110 pounds - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 15:23:52

Of fists and fury(nm) - escalade NWMSU - 9/15/16 15:24:51

800,000 now(nm) - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 15:22:51

I know some hillbillies that are peaceful people that - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 15:22:38

hacked by Gyro(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 9/15/16 15:21:39

what percentage of the population are children?(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 9/15/16 15:18:27

Ask that Kaw guy, o don't know(nm) - playhard NWMSU - 9/15/16 15:22:12

or is it is(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 9/15/16 15:18:41

steve - colonel angus beef KC - 9/15/16 15:13:41

I cried - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 15:08:45

I get emotional during the convoy scene... - escalade NWMSU - 9/15/16 15:16:05

Just lay down for a bit. - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 15:18:16

He was a handsome sob(nm) - escalade NWMSU - 9/15/16 15:19:12

RE: I cried - colonel angus beef KC - 9/15/16 15:11:16

RE: I cried - MUDude MU - 9/15/16 15:10:18

RE: I cried - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 15:12:48

So I have a phone interview at 2pm mountain - cooter KC - 9/15/16 14:59:43

Only one question. - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 15:41:53

Run them off by exorbitant salary requirement (nm) - MUGuy2004 STL - 9/15/16 15:31:24

Ask them how many gays, blacks or women work there - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 15:19:35

Tell them you recent incarceration has changed things - mu7176grad MU - 9/15/16 15:18:02

in the middle of the interview interrupt them... - colonel angus beef KC - 9/15/16 15:10:39

get on the call, ask them what timezone they are in - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 15:02:00

ben affleck's retainer scene from good will hunting (nm) - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/15/16 15:01:02

only great scene in that pile of emotional masturbation. - colonel angus beef KC - 9/15/16 15:14:21

Yes! - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 15:01:52

Certainly ask - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 15:00:56

why not cancel?(nm) - ajpe53 MU

- 9/15/16 15:00:39

No kidding. Why waste their time and your's(nm) - escalade NWMSU - 9/15/16 15:03:21

Supposed to rain on Saturday, YAY!(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 9/15/16 14:59:38

in the morning calm down tkb (nm) - livinsmall MU

- 9/15/16 15:19:03

but it's going to be muddy. THIS IS WHEN TAILGATING - tigersknowbest MU - 9/15/16 15:19:54

Do not read this story about a mom and her daughter - SuperTone MU

- 9/15/16 14:58:42

Just a heads up...Primanti Brothers in Pittsburgh... - Gyro MU - 9/15/16 14:57:45

that place is supposed to be legendary - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 15:00:50

Katz is shyte as well.(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 9/15/16 15:10:28

I didn't think it was terrible.... - Gyro MU - 9/15/16 15:13:08

Exactly. A huge wad of meat. - Potomac Tiger MU

- 9/15/16 15:26:40

is Picklemans good?(nm) - TheShoe STL - 9/15/16 14:48:13

You won't like it(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 9/15/16 15:09:15

idk(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 9/15/16 14:52:49

Chain food good - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 14:52:18

It's pretty good but overpriced (nm) - MrBlueSky MU - 9/15/16 14:52:10

this (nm) - cooter KC - 9/15/16 15:00:25

They deliver pizza extremely late night...like 3:00 AM late. - Carlos Rossi KC - 9/15/16 14:49:28

no. - colonel angus beef KC - 9/15/16 14:48:46

meh. Its a above-average sandwich shop - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 14:48:46

Taste yes. Value. Not really. (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 14:48:34

So you can walk around anywhere in NOLA with a beer, - Carlos Rossi KC - 9/15/16 14:42:37

RE: So you can walk around anywhere in NOLA with a beer, - colonel angus beef KC - 9/15/16 14:55:16

note: It isn't about morality. It's about $$$ (nm) - 90Tiger MU - 9/15/16 14:50:34

Lobbying produces strange results - McMuffin MU - 9/15/16 14:49:04

But they don't have sports books at any casinos in Louisiana - Carlos Rossi KC - 9/15/16 14:50:34

I think I bruised my tailbone yesterday - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 14:38:43

answer - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 14:56:48

I am a gentle giant. - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 14:58:33

you slipped while standing on your toilet - FootballRefugee MU

- 9/15/16 14:47:54

RE: I think I bruised my tailbone yesterday - playhard NWMSU - 9/15/16 14:41:06

Did you BeMissouriFootballPlayer and fall forward? - Eggs MU - 9/15/16 14:40:40

maybe I bellied back for 5 yards(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 14:41:55

hypothetically would you be interested in the taco - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/15/16 14:40:37

I'll probably have to sign at least a year lease - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 14:41:30

negotiate them to six months joeboo - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/15/16 14:42:25

How about - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 14:40:31

Getting ****ed in the ass by Rabbit Test?(nm) - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 14:39:44

You are not getting laid much are you?(nm) - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 14:42:33

Want - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 14:37:31

No(nm) - TheShoe STL - 9/15/16 14:40:56

That's gay as ****. (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 14:37:57

Describe your gay vision for us Wildcat.(nm) - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 14:45:24

Surströmming - TheShoe STL - 9/15/16 14:36:33

So this chick was hitting on me - Doc James USA - 9/15/16 14:22:46

anything over $15 for a handie is overpaying (nm) - 90Tiger MU - 9/15/16 14:49:58

Sooooo...Ladies night at the Morgue went well? - Carlos Rossi KC - 9/15/16 14:38:55

I bet you're a Dick's Last Resort kind of guy(nm) - Doc James USA - 9/15/16 14:41:54

I bet you're a Nickelback kind of guy who wears Affliction - Carlos Rossi KC - 9/15/16 14:43:22

no, that would be your butt-buddy - Doc James USA - 9/15/16 14:50:47

How did her age come up so quickly?(nm) - playhard NWMSU - 9/15/16 14:33:03

She was talking about her friend who made a R2D2 to take to - Doc James USA - 9/15/16 14:35:15

What did your dead wife say about this?(nm) - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 14:32:01

and then? - kmawv8 MU - 9/15/16 14:27:26

You like 'em over 40? (nm) - McMuffin MU - 9/15/16 14:23:51

I'm 63 - Doc James USA - 9/15/16 14:35:50

No way you're 63 (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 9/15/16 14:36:31

He might be the oldest guy here(nm) - playhard NWMSU - 9/15/16 14:39:53

He's not. (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 9/15/16 14:41:28

Always fun reading The Shack. - SixTigers MU

- 9/15/16 13:57:08

whats up jerky? Up to seventigers or eighttigers yet?(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 14:32:51

Ended at 4. - SixTigers MU

- 9/15/16 14:33:58

You had one with you in a Maclin jersey at a basketball - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 14:39:09

He's 20 now. I know. - SixTigers MU

- 9/15/16 14:41:13

23? Christ - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 14:36:17

I'm getting old, Yes, 23 - SixTigers MU

- 9/15/16 14:38:42

**** off. (nm) - McMuffin MU - 9/15/16 14:26:22

yes. I thought you died. I was thinking that - SabertoothTiger MU - 9/15/16 14:03:24

I'm alive. I'm definitely out of my league with my wife. - SixTigers MU

- 9/15/16 14:08:29

ha. (nm) - SabertoothTiger MU - 9/15/16 14:12:44

HEY MAN! (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 14:01:38

Hey friend. - SixTigers MU

- 9/15/16 14:05:53

question for all the rich shackers - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/15/16 13:54:18

I actually looked at that house on a showing... - Carlos Rossi KC - 9/15/16 14:53:22

the pics don't look horribly bad - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 14:58:40

Pool goals. Enjoy - SixTigers MU

- 9/15/16 14:32:39

but you prefer your fixer upper(nm) - Doc James USA - 9/15/16 14:05:04

i could not have afforded a 600k house then - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/15/16 14:10:33

if a house that big comes full of ramen then you could - colonel angus beef KC - 9/15/16 14:33:59

ramen is literally the most popular food on Earth(nm) - TheShoe STL - 9/15/16 14:28:11

Rice - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 14:33:29

both are always filled - SuperTone MU

- 9/15/16 14:04:47

new-age biochemical heating. - colonel angus beef KC - 9/15/16 14:11:08

filled with only but the finest cambodian breastmilk. - colonel angus beef KC - 9/15/16 14:04:42

Since I switched to Swedish, I'm never going back.(nm) - Evenflow MU - 9/15/16 14:06:19

Desperately in need of remodel (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 9/15/16 14:03:08

Better use for your money. - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 14:03:02

that is a nice house - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/15/16 14:06:02

Yep, walking across the street there is no different than - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 14:12:56

Both filled. - kmawv8 MU - 9/15/16 14:02:15

by not having a huge cavernous vagina? - colonel angus beef KC - 9/15/16 14:08:21

kmawv - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/15/16 14:03:26

If you keep buying foreclosures - kmawv8 MU - 9/15/16 14:04:54

**** lululemon (nm) - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/15/16 14:06:47

That would have been a nice house back in 1990. - StaleyTiger MU - 9/15/16 13:59:19

it needs a lot of updating but I like the layout and - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/15/16 14:02:04

A lot of paint, carpet, cabinets, appliances, and floor - StaleyTiger MU - 9/15/16 14:03:48

location is really nice(nm) - NWMizzouFan MU

- 9/15/16 14:02:34

Just build it like I did. - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 13:57:56

See now, this kind of thing ****es me off - cooter KC - 9/15/16 13:57:43

Boulder capped their growth boundaries over the years - Grasslands MU - 9/15/16 14:33:05

the median house in my town is smaller than that - FootballRefugee MU

- 9/15/16 14:13:14

that is crazy but if it makes you feel any better that - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/15/16 13:59:52

A swimming pool is a detriment to a home's marketability - Grasslands MU - 9/15/16 14:30:43

totally agree. - colonel angus beef KC - 9/15/16 14:04:18

well, for what we spent on our house in Broomfield - cooter KC - 9/15/16 14:01:30

but then you'd be in Boone County - FootballRefugee MU

- 9/15/16 14:14:24

that is an ugly ass house(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 9/15/16 13:59:15

That is my point - cooter KC - 9/15/16 14:00:31

oops this was supposed to go under lqf's original post(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 9/15/16 13:59:37

oh wait, no it shouldn't have.(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 9/15/16 14:00:14

wtf is going on here (nm) - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/15/16 14:01:17

I got confused, too many house links, damnit(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 9/15/16 14:02:43

she must be off her meds. (nm) - cooter KC - 9/15/16 14:01:47

the problem is that I am not on meds and should be(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 9/15/16 14:03:08

RE: See now, this kind of thing ****es me off - cooter KC - 9/15/16 13:58:38

I would want an underground tunnel/tube - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 13:55:16

i know pictures can be misleading but i didn't see anything - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/15/16 13:56:30

I bet it's haunted as ****(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/15/16 13:59:20

i am cool with it (nm) - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/15/16 14:15:18

it's baffling. It's a massive house(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 13:57:07

email chains - TheShoe STL - 9/15/16 13:46:25

You spend half your life on The Shack you more that anyone - DHighlander KC - 9/15/16 13:49:34

Hey man - Cosmo MU

- 9/15/16 13:50:05

Yep, - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 13:49:14

We had one earlier this week where - FIJItiger MU

- 9/15/16 13:48:40

That happened here a couple of years ago - TheShoe STL - 9/15/16 13:54:53

Layoffs should include everyone that does that. - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 13:50:27

I'm not sure specifically what department the responders - FIJItiger MU

- 9/15/16 13:52:44

Our offshore staff - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 13:55:21

Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fifth floor sh*tter is clogged(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 9/15/16 13:48:37

So it's like the Shack - Cosmo MU

- 9/15/16 13:48:21

Wife is 9 months pregnant - BOILERTIGER MU

- 9/15/16 13:35:30

anywhere from 3 hours to 3 days.(nm) - SuperTone MU

- 9/15/16 14:06:11

Make sure it is your baby - Newman MU - 9/15/16 13:56:00

Until the kid turns 18, gets married or finishes college. - jeepdad MU - 9/15/16 13:43:34

Black Joeboo - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 13:44:54

What did it taste like? (nm) - Evenflow MU - 9/15/16 13:40:11

depends on if there is any tearing during birth(nm) - ajpe53 MU

- 9/15/16 13:39:35

lmao, what's crazy is that most births - BOILERTIGER MU

- 9/15/16 13:40:14

i think more do than dont. I haven't heard of one - SuperTone MU

- 9/15/16 14:06:46

You'd almost rather a tear. - kmawv8 MU - 9/15/16 13:45:39

RE: You'd almost rather a tear. - cnk ATL - 9/15/16 13:49:27

if he uses the knife the cut is straight at least. a tear - ajpe53 MU

- 9/15/16 13:46:16

An incision is almost always longer than a tear. - kmawv8 MU - 9/15/16 13:49:20

or do you...?(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/15/16 13:51:27

I don't some people disagree with me - kmawv8 MU - 9/15/16 13:53:08

it's all pipes!(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/15/16 13:53:38

Scars add ribbing...(nm) - Mormad MU - 9/15/16 13:52:33

My wife had tearing. ouch!(nm) - tigerNkc KC - 9/15/16 13:44:55

RE: lmao, what's crazy is that most births - cnk ATL - 9/15/16 13:41:53

did it sink or float?(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/15/16 13:39:16

RE: did it sink or float?(nm) - tigerNkc KC - 9/15/16 13:42:55

Anywhere from today until a few weeks from now. - Nebraska99 STL - 9/15/16 13:38:41

Yes first one - BOILERTIGER MU

- 9/15/16 13:39:34

In all seriousness, congratulations. (nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 9/15/16 13:45:15

RE: Yes first one - Nebraska99 STL - 9/15/16 13:41:55

You done. (nm) - Tiger_Claw MU

- 9/15/16 13:38:24

Like now, I thought I had at least 24 hours - BOILERTIGER MU

- 9/15/16 13:38:54

dilated or effaced? - kmawv8 MU - 9/15/16 13:41:09

Halfway dialated - BOILERTIGER MU

- 9/15/16 13:42:34

what is halfway? - kmawv8 MU - 9/15/16 13:44:15

She said halfway - BOILERTIGER MU

- 9/15/16 13:45:57

Maybe she is 50% effaced and dilated to a 1? - kmawv8 MU - 9/15/16 13:47:57

Yes progression is a very, very inexact science. - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 13:52:14

Nope, pray with all your soul - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 13:41:02

^^^Good advice^^^^(nm) - Mormad MU - 9/15/16 13:41:59

Legally? 18 years - Mormad MU - 9/15/16 13:37:25

I think you're stuck with it until you die bro - Cosmo MU

- 9/15/16 13:37:24

And oh yeah, congrats, and hope everyone ends up - Cosmo MU

- 9/15/16 13:39:37

Absolutely, but that's not possible for BT - Mormad MU - 9/15/16 13:40:52

sucks(nm) - BOILERTIGER MU

- 9/15/16 13:44:30

Your life is over - Rabbit Test MU - 9/15/16 13:36:43

plug that sh*t back up(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 9/15/16 13:36:25

It can completely vary - kmawv8 MU - 9/15/16 13:36:17

At least 18 years (nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 9/15/16 13:36:11

9 more months(nm) - tigerNkc KC - 9/15/16 13:36:06

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