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Deepwater Horizon - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 8/23/16 14:31:36

I actually don't think it looks like much (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 14:36:46

who needs pillow covers? - mizzou541 KC - 8/23/16 14:26:44

That really ties the room together (nm) - smoke STL - 8/23/16 14:29:27

nice(nm) - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 14:33:16

if you steal something out of the breakroom fridge - colonel angus beef KC - 8/23/16 14:28:40

those aren't pillows!(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 14:27:53

How bout those Bears?(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/23/16 14:29:08

HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICK(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 14:20:19

who has the best ancestor story - tied to railroad tracks - tigerinhogtown STL - 8/23/16 14:15:21

an ancestor was part of the Norman conquest of Ireland - cnk ATL - 8/23/16 14:39:21

Me too in theory - Tptiger MU - 8/23/16 14:57:29

I have norman blood. - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 14:41:11

My grandafther played baseball with Ty Cobb and - hefeweizen MU

- 8/23/16 14:40:26

My uncle played with a few major leaguers in the minors.(nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 15:01:02

Revolution and both sides of the Civil War - Tptiger MU - 8/23/16 14:34:01

Did they call her Aunt Baby?(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/23/16 14:35:05

oh oh, I have a relative who owned Red Rock- the bull that - tigerNkc KC - 8/23/16 14:33:18

First black cowboy, first penis cumming video - Eggs MU - 8/23/16 14:30:54

DOC's grandfather once drank water from a puddle that - hefeweizen MU

- 8/23/16 14:28:35

LOL (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 14:29:17

Not really exciting. They lived in mud houses in northern MO - tigerNkc KC - 8/23/16 14:28:14

Also, I'm pretty sure one of the 2 Marching Mizzou - cooter KC - 8/23/16 15:24:11

Dude, my family settled in that general area, - cooter KC - 8/23/16 15:05:21

sweet, there's an Abby there - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 14:29:47

and a seminarian college - kmawv8 MU - 8/23/16 14:30:38

They're all buried on the church grounds(nm) - tigerNkc KC - 8/23/16 14:30:27

"Conception Seminary" - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 14:31:20

Were they all priests or monks? (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/23/16 14:29:22

nope. But they founded the town where the Abbey was built(nm) - tigerNkc KC - 8/23/16 14:29:52

Grandpa was hopping trains in KC with some friends - HandBanana MU - 8/23/16 14:26:30

mine bought 6 slaves off the 1st slave boat - tigerinhogtown STL - 8/23/16 14:26:22

could have used the Will and Trust Center(nm) - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 14:28:12

My great uncle got shot in the back of the head - kmawv8 MU - 8/23/16 14:25:43

7 greats grandfather - cooter KC - 8/23/16 14:25:14

My wife is a direct decendant of James Polk (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 14:26:58

I'm related to Ichabod Crane(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/23/16 14:23:29

no idea why but this makes me think of - cooter KC - 8/23/16 14:29:39

Fantasy team: Ichabod Verruckt Crane (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/23/16 14:26:23

Great name for a band: Verruckt Assault (nm) - HandBanana MU - 8/23/16 14:27:40

verrucktless horseman(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 14:24:25

wouldn't that be verruckted horseman?(nm) - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 14:25:11

RE: who has the best ancestor story - tied to railroad tracks - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 8/23/16 14:22:43

I possibly have a relative who was killed in the salem - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 14:21:43

she was lefty huh?(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/23/16 14:23:06

don't know, I think the name was Mary Easton? - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 14:27:04

"not blood related" - kmawv8 MU - 8/23/16 14:28:11

no as in the records are fuzzy. one of my previous ancestors - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 14:32:21

I hope it was slow and painful (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 14:22:34

sure beats living in Puritanical hellhole in the 1700's(nm) - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 14:37:37

I take it she didn't float? - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 14:22:27

I have the best one - smoke STL - 8/23/16 14:18:02

you are such a tease(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 8/23/16 14:21:17

RE: who has the best ancestor story - tied to railroad tracks - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 14:17:43

I had family come over on boats immediately after - SuperTone MU

- 8/23/16 14:17:23

KCT-Bone is interested (nm) - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 8/23/16 14:19:51

Would have been here 2 months earlier but spent a lot - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 14:21:30

I had a cousin who fell down an old well - Joeboo MU

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That isn't my best ancestor story and the septic tank - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 14:15:56

What is the one name in Mizzou's history that makes - AllThingsKC KC - 8/23/16 14:15:16

Michael Sam (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 14:27:59

Tony Harvey (nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 8/23/16 14:27:20

Dave Hart & Babs Uehling(nm) - Doc James USA - 8/23/16 14:24:18

Amen (nm) - BB63 STL - 8/23/16 14:44:38

I always hear about "babs" on TB, even though I don't really - mattieo86 MU - 8/23/16 14:23:32

Is Ray-tiger your other handle?(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/23/16 14:23:58

Jesuswalks is my only other handle, and honestly - mattieo86 MU - 8/23/16 14:25:08

Paige Laurie(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/23/16 14:23:23

Babs(nm) - Gaseous Clay MU - 8/23/16 14:22:55

you beat me to it (nm) - mattieo86 MU - 8/23/16 14:24:00

Ricky Clemmons(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/23/16 14:22:55

roy williams.... - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 8/23/16 14:20:52

Matt Davison(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 14:18:50

Elson Floyd.(nm) - SuperTone MU

- 8/23/16 14:17:56

Losing to OK State in 2008. Losing to kansas in 2008. (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 14:16:34

2008 started with so much promise - Eggs MU - 8/23/16 14:19:01

Agreed, but those aren't names of people. (nm) - AllThingsKC KC - 8/23/16 14:17:17

Okay. Kerry Meier, Dez Bryant, Desmond Briscoe. (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 14:18:26

fiji (nm) - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 8/23/16 14:16:31

Tyus Edney(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/23/16 14:15:34

I'm one of the 15% of the world immune to poison ivy, so I - tigerNkc KC - 8/23/16 14:10:10

usually you'e immune until your sensitized to it, that is, - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 14:18:35

I rubbed some on a chick's pussy once - Eggs MU - 8/23/16 14:16:03

I'd never gotten it in my life until about two months ago - mizzou541 KC - 8/23/16 14:15:28

I have to think I'm in that 15% too. I'm positive I've - MizzouAstro MU

- 8/23/16 14:14:35

My grandpa could eat an onion like an apple - HandBanana MU - 8/23/16 14:14:31

same, but I haven't pressed the issue too extensively - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 14:13:27

i used to be but the good lord saw it fit to knock me - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 8/23/16 14:12:20

My grandma's cousin said the same thing in the 1940s - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 14:11:58

why do your stories have the same plot stucture? - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 14:13:55

So the story goes he joined the Ku Klux Klan but - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 14:14:48

fantasy football team names and...go(nm) - mizzou541 KC - 8/23/16 13:51:53

Verruckt Sliders and Lochte Bathroom Remodeling(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 8/23/16 14:44:24

our meat(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 8/23/16 14:17:30

Applebees(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 8/23/16 14:16:26

Arizona Rams(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 8/23/16 14:16:03

the Usaine Bolts(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 8/23/16 14:15:24

Power Hungry Mods(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/23/16 14:14:34

Aloha Snackbar(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/23/16 14:13:41

Somewhere over Dwayne Bowe - GODZILLA MU - 8/23/16 14:13:26

Safe Spaces(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 8/23/16 14:12:12

Nobody Cares(nm) - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 14:12:07

KC Rock Scientist(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 8/23/16 14:10:49

Fantasy football was invented in St. Louis.(nm) - AllThingsKC KC - 8/23/16 14:10:44

pulley(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/23/16 14:10:35

Nobody(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 8/23/16 14:10:19

St. Louis Cardinals of Arizona. nm - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 8/23/16 14:09:54

Hoff(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 8/23/16 14:09:44

or ...Hoff in the Corner(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 8/23/16 14:17:05

Los Angeles Rams of St. Louis - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 8/23/16 14:09:40

Corky's Crew(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 8/23/16 14:09:14

le Cheeserie(nm) - motleyzou MU - 8/23/16 14:08:40

Lochte's Liars(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 8/23/16 14:08:37

Shillary's Sheep(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/23/16 14:07:28

Banana Obongo(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/23/16 14:06:33

Make fantasies great again.(nm) - AllThingsKC KC - 8/23/16 14:02:42

I've been trying to come up with something about - kmawv8 MU - 8/23/16 14:02:30

oh my* - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 8/23/16 14:11:26

The Verruckt Head Hunters(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/23/16 14:10:09

Going with a topless theme, I see.(nm) - AllThingsKC KC - 8/23/16 14:03:57

Hands Up, Don't Punt(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/23/16 14:00:46

All fantasies matter(nm) - AllThingsKC KC - 8/23/16 14:00:09

Deez Nuts(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/23/16 13:59:55

Dez Dispenser. (nm) - StaleyTiger MU - 8/23/16 13:59:49

If You Don't Want It In Your Eye... - UncleTupelo MU - 8/23/16 13:59:17

44.f6 Rd1's 6th hobby(nm) - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 13:58:55

Dead Indian Wives(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/23/16 13:58:38

MizzouAstro Team 1(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 8/23/16 13:54:18

If you change it to "MizzouAstro Team 8" - kmawv8 MU - 8/23/16 14:04:02

St. Louis Rams(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/23/16 13:54:08

POTD(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/23/16 13:57:06

....with the Washington Redskins trademark & logo.(nm) - AllThingsKC KC - 8/23/16 13:56:56

nice(nm) - mizzou541 KC - 8/23/16 13:55:46

winner(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 8/23/16 13:54:25

RE: fantasy football team names and...go(nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 8/23/16 13:52:40

Bruce Jenner's Balls in a Glass Jar on the Mantle(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/23/16 13:52:30

Dungeons and Dragons for Grown Ass Men(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/23/16 13:52:22

RE: Dungeons and Dragons for Grown Ass Men(nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 8/23/16 14:27:04

what is with Florida people biting other peoples faces off(nm) - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 8/23/16 13:50:23

bath salts.(nm) - SuperTone MU

- 8/23/16 13:52:23

Krokodil nigga (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 13:51:05

opposite effect(nm) - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 13:58:21

**** you pussy (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 14:03:28

that's usually the idea(nm) - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 14:11:29

Attn: Shrine -- UFC 202 - Sleepy MU - 8/23/16 13:39:42

RE: Attn: Shrine -- UFC 202 - cnk ATL - 8/23/16 13:48:34

You might as well just said "I'm old". - Sleepy MU - 8/23/16 13:49:30

"young" people haven't heard of Guns N Roses?(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/23/16 13:50:56

It's all One Direction and Flo Rida these days(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/23/16 13:51:46

Flo Rida is so 2009(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 13:59:39

RE: Flo Rida is so 2009(nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 8/23/16 14:02:36

I would **** you up junior. I am ready to go right now - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 13:41:07

I'd slap your head off you fookin soft belly bum. - Sleepy MU - 8/23/16 13:43:34

Uncle John?(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/23/16 13:41:52

St Louis Browns. Midget pinch hitters and 1-armed fielders - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 13:23:40

Current Card owner--Bill Dewitt was a batboy at midget game - mu7176grad MU - 8/23/16 13:43:43

The midget, Eddie Gaedel, wore Bill Dewitt's uniform in the - BB63 STL - 8/23/16 15:01:11

His Dad actualy sold the Browns to Veech in 1951(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 8/23/16 14:12:17

My Grandfather was a KC Monarchs fan. - cooter KC - 8/23/16 13:37:43

The Browns were named after the Cardinals in actuallity - JG A - 8/23/16 13:34:30

yep. The Cardinals were named the Brownstockings in 1882, - BB63 STL - 8/23/16 14:51:35

My dad's dad was a Browns fan-not a Cardinals fan (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 13:26:58

Having franchises leave town was invented in STL(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/23/16 13:26:50

We could bring up the KC Cowboys, which had the absolutely - BB63 STL - 8/23/16 14:56:18

As and Kings disagree (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 13:30:57

#cluelessdip, #slackjawedtrailertrash, #idiotspare, #minion(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/23/16 13:29:52

STL invented bush league? I had no idea. makes sense.(nm) - SuperTone MU

- 8/23/16 13:25:14

None of us has any power. Outside your freedom of speech. - Ray-tiger MU - 8/23/16 13:02:53

power doesn't make you happy(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 8/23/16 13:25:29

dr. samuel johnsons right about olson johnsons being right. - colonel angus beef KC - 8/23/16 13:07:37

I am part of community. When does that start and - hefeweizen MU

- 8/23/16 13:07:03

gaddam illegal aliens - colonel angus beef KC - 8/23/16 12:54:37

why didn't canadians just drop them on the USA side?(nm) - SuperTone MU

- 8/23/16 13:07:43

They did----took them back on busses - mu7176grad MU - 8/23/16 13:13:59

drop them on the usa side of the river.(nm) - SuperTone MU

- 8/23/16 13:19:18

Easier to use a bus considering - mu7176grad MU - 8/23/16 13:31:05

No. The boats picked them up in the river. - SuperTone MU

- 8/23/16 13:35:18

I think a lot floated to the Canadian side - mu7176grad MU - 8/23/16 13:39:40

Maybe that is it but it sounds like a lot were rescued - SuperTone MU

- 8/23/16 13:44:12

how exactly does a posi-trac rear-end on a plymouth work? - colonel angus beef KC - 8/23/16 13:08:54

I saw a floater the other day.... - Tigrrrr! MU

- 8/23/16 13:02:45

hahahaha----catbirdseat(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/23/16 13:03:18

wetbacks(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/23/16 12:55:41

UFC 202 last Saturday was pretty good but - Shrine Devine MU

- 8/23/16 12:47:55

I would LOVE to see Cerrone and McGregor. I like both of - bactgr JC - 8/23/16 12:51:41

McGregor is not durable enough at 170.(nm) - Shrine Devine MU

- 8/23/16 12:56:47

I dont think so either. That was evident in Diaz fight - bactgr JC - 8/23/16 12:59:43

Hey bac, you dont talk about NASCAR as much as you used to(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/23/16 13:02:37

Clint has had a really REALLY bad year and his last year - bactgr JC - 8/23/16 13:11:59

Not if McGregor throws a curve ball(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/23/16 12:48:42

What Shacker hasnt been heard from today? - hefeweizen MU

- 8/23/16 12:45:45

Acting like a gorilla? YOU SHOOT UNTIL THE THREAT - Eggs MU - 8/23/16 12:47:27

Truth - TigerNuts KC - 8/23/16 12:34:34

RE: Truth - TheShoe STL - 8/23/16 12:38:38

LOL Yer a Idiot - Uncle Fester USMC - 8/23/16 12:51:38

someone needs to learn how to wipe - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 12:41:48

Lol - TigerNuts KC - 8/23/16 12:40:05

Delinquent partner----kaw(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/23/16 12:42:12

City of Odessa Kop kurfluffle - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 8/23/16 12:28:46

was the weather guesser there?(nm) - NWMizzouFan MU

- 8/23/16 12:50:13

great, you just lit the Tigrrr Signal(nm) - Mizzou Man MU

- 8/23/16 12:48:24

for the record - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 8/23/16 12:33:22

They said that was inappropriate? Seriously?(nm) - bactgr JC - 8/23/16 12:34:27

RE: They said that was inappropriate? Seriously?(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 8/23/16 12:56:29

lol(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/23/16 12:30:51

My wife gained just over 30lbs during pregnancy - Hbombtiger STL - 8/23/16 12:16:49

It's the second baby you have to worry about - HandBanana MU - 8/23/16 14:04:36

She's lucky, doesn't always work that way(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/23/16 12:33:49

Have you ever seen a fat girl have a kid and then get - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 13:02:34

Yes, also see the opposite - Eggs MU - 8/23/16 13:14:59

That, or it's not that hard to go from 350 down to 320 (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/23/16 12:38:18

150 to now 125 (nm) - Hbombtiger STL - 8/23/16 12:41:35

lol (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/23/16 12:50:49

Sad Eggs is sad (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 8/23/16 12:37:50

RE: Sad Eggs is sad (nm) - Eggs MU - 8/23/16 12:40:49

you back up in that yet?(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 12:24:44

After I watched what happened down there. It'll be a while - Hbombtiger STL - 8/23/16 12:25:35

Get a good mental or digital image of the boobs - bactgr JC - 8/23/16 12:20:40

Pic?(nm) - kietzmanh8r MU - 8/23/16 12:36:31

Yes...I do indeed have one. (nm) - bactgr JC - 8/23/16 12:46:23

Lol - TigerNuts KC - 8/23/16 12:32:57

meth will do that(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/23/16 12:19:58

That body dysmorphia is paying off! (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 8/23/16 12:18:44

Colton's rolls with honey butter might be the only redeeming - TigerNuts KC - 8/23/16 12:00:18

As someone who works in JC but lives in Columbia I will - MrBlueSky MU - 8/23/16 12:31:02

nay... - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 8/23/16 12:29:38

The only Capitol that is worse is Topeka....... - FaurotFan MU

- 8/23/16 12:13:58

Jackson MS? Dover DE? Montgomery AL? - MrBlueSky MU - 8/23/16 12:34:21

How clueless are you?....Jackson and Montgomery are ...... - FaurotFan MU

- 8/23/16 14:17:59

Jackson, MS is a decent sized metro area - Eggs MU - 8/23/16 12:36:43

Springfield, Illinois sucks pretty badly. (nm) - Hbombtiger STL - 8/23/16 12:23:10

JC chicks are hot, but... - TheShoe STL - 8/23/16 12:05:32

compared to what? Rolla chicks?(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 12:09:52

RE: compared to what? Rolla chicks?(nm) - TheShoe STL - 8/23/16 12:11:07

Mooooaaaaaarrrr (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 8/23/16 12:16:06

No they aren't (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 8/23/16 12:06:09

this i agree with - kcmizzou99 MU - 8/23/16 12:06:39

agreed. generally not hot - cooter KC - 8/23/16 12:09:37

any time a Perkins makes the top 20 best restaurant list - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 12:02:32

It ought to be #1 here (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 8/23/16 12:03:14

Lutz is pretty good(nm) - kcmizzou99 MU - 8/23/16 12:05:08

It's okay (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 8/23/16 12:05:43

applebees disagrees(nm) - NWMizzouFan MU

- 8/23/16 12:03:45

Nuts ate nuts at Coltons(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 8/23/16 12:01:34

and the cocaine - NWMizzouFan MU

- 8/23/16 12:01:11

Watched Hyena Rd & Lila and Eve on netflix - tigerinhogtown STL - 8/23/16 11:53:19

I'll wait until it's out on Redbox - The Shack(nm) - Gyro MU - 8/23/16 11:54:38

man.....you went from 0 to Gyro in 5 minutes. - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 11:58:02

You might just be one of the majority vaginas on... - Gyro MU - 8/23/16 12:24:07

Everyone should have one of these - NWMizzouFan MU

- 8/23/16 11:50:11

Where are they made - Vietnam?(nm) - alstl MU - 8/23/16 12:09:43

nah(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/23/16 12:04:15

I've never had an urge to own any Carhartt gear - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 11:56:24

they wouldn't look right with your skinny jeans - tigerinhogtown STL - 8/23/16 12:04:59

skinny jeans - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 12:06:12

RE: skinny jeans - hefeweizen MU

- 8/23/16 12:07:35

It's the best shyt on earth for doing work outdoors in cool - TigerNuts KC - 8/23/16 12:02:42

work? outdoors? - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 12:03:32

My bad. My coat is the warmest piece of clothing I've ever - TigerNuts KC - 8/23/16 12:05:21

I have actual arctic gear for hunting in Canada. It's - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 13:05:24

I am impressed at how you embrace your laziness(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/23/16 12:04:32

get one for your mexican gardener then(nm) - NWMizzouFan MU

- 8/23/16 12:04:03

I put you down for 2 then. 1 for you and mrs joeboo(nm) - NWMizzouFan MU

- 8/23/16 11:57:35

she might be more likely to wear it than I would, she did - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 11:58:34

and an uncle(nm) - NWMizzouFan MU

- 8/23/16 11:59:52

Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 12:04:14

She already has the nub version(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/23/16 11:58:16

what? you dont want your new clothes to smell like - hefeweizen MU

- 8/23/16 11:57:20

do they come with a chew can ring on the pocket - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 12:01:05

I think that is the knockoff version from walmart(nm) - NWMizzouFan MU

- 8/23/16 12:01:45

POS damn logo, does nothing for me - smoke STL - 8/23/16 11:55:28

STL hates Mizzou(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/23/16 11:55:54

That'll be nice in September when it's 102 degrees at game - TigerNuts KC - 8/23/16 11:54:59

I think you can take it off after you buy it - NWMizzouFan MU

- 8/23/16 11:58:29

That's Missourah as hell(nm) - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 11:51:26

Thank you Mike Alden(nm) - NWMizzouFan MU

- 8/23/16 12:05:47

I will watch this one just to see NW's old stomping grounds - hefeweizen MU

- 8/23/16 11:49:59

Sully movie with Tom Hanks, will you see it? - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 8/23/16 11:46:25

I know someone well that was on that plane. He - Erwin Fletcher STL - 8/23/16 12:19:01

thats cool... - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 8/23/16 12:30:25

He said it has changed his outlook on life is the way he - Erwin Fletcher STL - 8/23/16 17:24:42

No, but I do want to see Deepwater Horizon - Grasslands MU - 8/23/16 12:02:28

I was on a cruise ship when that happened and also - HandBanana MU - 8/23/16 14:08:15

Didn't they make that movie before - BOILERTIGER MU

- 8/23/16 11:55:08

yeah but that one didn't count - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 11:57:08

Subject matter does not interest me in the least - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 11:54:06

huh...so tom hanks has been in movie recreations of - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 11:57:16

Bosom buddies(nm) - McLovin SEC - 8/23/16 12:20:30

F no(nm) - Panthera MU - 8/23/16 11:51:46

BRACE BRACE BRACE. HEAD DOWN. STAY DOWN.(nm) - motleyzou MU - 8/23/16 11:48:36

I bet the part where they release the inflatable slide will - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 11:50:22

I will see it but I will wait. I can't imagine that movie - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 11:48:02

I am thinking it will mainly be about the untold story of - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 8/23/16 11:54:26

Read gyro's post, mongoloid(nm) - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 11:55:01

Lol (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 11:55:40

I think part of the story is the untold part... - Gyro MU - 8/23/16 11:50:13

I have no idea how that will be interesting at all(nm) - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 11:46:50

Gee, a plane lands in the river and everyone survives... - Gyro MU - 8/23/16 11:47:40

you synopsis is correct(nm) - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 11:49:33

You're probably the guy who waits in line to see... - Gyro MU - 8/23/16 11:51:31

Iron Man wouldn't be fighting Aqua Man - cnk ATL - 8/23/16 12:01:32

what a moran(nm) - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 12:02:52

RE: You're probably the guy who waits in line to see... - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 11:52:43

And I am guessing that happens within the first 20 min (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 11:48:20

Put me up on the Cadillac board. 8 units. Bruce and Harriet - hefeweizen MU

- 8/23/16 11:42:33

RE: Put me up on the Cadillac board. 8 units. Bruce and Harriet - cnk ATL - 8/23/16 11:44:58

3 movies I will see this week: - FaurotFan MU

- 8/23/16 11:24:45

I haven't seen 3 movies in the last 5 years - kmawv8 MU - 8/23/16 11:34:17

same here(nm) - NWMizzouFan MU

- 8/23/16 11:51:28

Hooray for you(nm) - Gyro MU - 8/23/16 11:45:05

WTF do you do, read books?(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 8/23/16 11:41:50

I think I have been to 3 in the last 20 years.(nm) - Uncle John MU

- 8/23/16 11:41:47

I don't go to the theater that much but I watch a lot of - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 11:42:19

I watch a lot of movies lately on TV. Matter of fact Jeff - Uncle John MU

- 8/23/16 11:51:15

same. There's maybe 2-3 movies per year that I deem worthy - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 11:44:53

that movie was fun as hell(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/23/16 11:48:22

I haven't been in 2016. I don't remember the - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 11:46:03

I saw two in the theater last year. - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 11:46:02

yep, I saw those two and Hateful Eight, that was it last yr(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 11:49:08

Seriously?(nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 11:35:04

seriously. (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/23/16 11:35:45

You don't likemovies? (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 11:37:19

I enjoy movies - kmawv8 MU - 8/23/16 11:42:17

Okay, so you haven't seen 3 movies in the past 5 years - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 11:42:54

I probably haven't seen 3 movies start to finish in the - kmawv8 MU - 8/23/16 11:44:37

"I've seen bits and pieces of movies" - cnk ATL - 8/23/16 11:46:46

porn is movies. (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/23/16 11:48:17

I know, I'm just sayin' that's not all that odd(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/23/16 11:48:52

thanks, cnk. - kmawv8 MU - 8/23/16 11:50:00

anytime!(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/23/16 11:59:13

Do you only watch live sporting events? (nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 8/23/16 11:46:36

Oh, good call. - kmawv8 MU - 8/23/16 11:47:44

my answer was for going to the theater(nm) - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 11:44:27

same(nm) - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 11:34:59

I want to see Hell or High Water - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 11:30:27

Hell or High Water was excellent... - Gyro MU - 8/23/16 11:41:12

hell or hight water is supposed to be great nm - Butman KC - 8/23/16 11:30:16

twas(nm) - Gyro MU - 8/23/16 11:44:45

I want to see Hands of Stone(nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 11:26:44

The J'Mon Moore Story (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 8/23/16 11:28:25

RE: The J'Mon Moore Story (nm) - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 11:30:58

Lol (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 11:29:37

Indeed. - FaurotFan MU

- 8/23/16 11:27:56

Humans are really strange - TheShoe STL - 8/23/16 11:21:30

Opps...(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/23/16 11:42:25

RE: Humans are really strange - cnk ATL - 8/23/16 11:39:14

What is everyone looking at that is so much more - FIJItiger MU

- 8/23/16 11:30:40

Deez Nuts! HAA! - Got'em MU - 8/23/16 11:34:39

RE: What is everyone looking at that is so much more - TheShoe STL - 8/23/16 11:32:14

Girl on the right really seems to be enjoying that(nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 8/23/16 11:38:26

That is really impressive (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 11:24:11

Pretty sure I know where his forearm strength comes from (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 8/23/16 11:28:09

I watched the new Point Break so you don't have to. - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 11:14:14

I liked it when they remade it and called it - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 8/23/16 11:36:46

RE: I watched the new Point Break so you don't have to. - TheShoe STL - 8/23/16 11:20:05

the whole time I was watching that - cnk ATL - 8/23/16 11:24:46

And when he wakes up with turd on his head - TheShoe STL - 8/23/16 11:26:39

lol (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 8/23/16 11:29:16

Lol (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 11:23:22

RE: Lol (nm) - TheShoe STL - 8/23/16 11:23:38

another ballad - cnk ATL - 8/23/16 11:11:10

Woke up 1:30 this morning, in the shower, boxers on - smoke STL - 8/23/16 10:42:58

RE: Woke up 1:30 this morning, in the shower, boxers on - motleyzou MU - 8/23/16 11:47:23

Todd Marinovich was found naked in a strangers - Uncle John MU

- 8/23/16 11:17:05

RE: Woke up 1:30 this morning, in the shower, boxers on - TheShoe STL - 8/23/16 11:06:10

panic - cnk ATL - 8/23/16 11:12:30

RE: panic - TheShoe STL - 8/23/16 11:15:11

DAn Gertim: "that old lady looks like Sir Anth- - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 11:16:02

Anthony Hopkins?(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/23/16 11:15:34

RE: Woke up 1:30 this morning, in the shower, boxers on - colonel angus beef KC - 8/23/16 11:11:33

nice (nm) - cooter KC - 8/23/16 11:30:44

so...... - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 11:08:50

it's just like The Ring - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 11:09:25

The O-Ring. - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 11:10:23

RE: Woke up 1:30 this morning, in the shower, boxers on - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 11:07:14

**** man(nm) - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 8/23/16 11:06:46

How's your bunghole? - TigerNuts KC - 8/23/16 11:05:33

Virginal, and yes I do (nm) - smoke STL - 8/23/16 11:14:22

^^^xanax withdrawal day 10(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 8/23/16 11:01:23

RE: Woke up 1:30 this morning, in the shower, boxers on - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 11:00:04

do you have a carbon monoxide detector? (nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 8/23/16 10:58:00

No, windows open and an electric fan on is all (nm) - smoke STL - 8/23/16 10:59:58

maybe you should close the windows and stop all - colonel angus beef KC - 8/23/16 11:01:52

Maybe you should - smoke STL - 8/23/16 11:18:16

lol(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/23/16 11:03:02

windows open = Babadook got you(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 11:01:49

you didn't even read his post(nm) - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 10:58:41

hey you(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/23/16 10:58:19

RE: hey you(nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 8/23/16 10:59:41

looks like he fouled on his first jump(nm) - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 11:01:53

well hang on lets not judge too quickly - colonel angus beef KC - 8/23/16 11:03:27

who was missing a nut?(nm) - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 11:07:05

thats just his skill level. - colonel angus beef KC - 8/23/16 11:09:57

did you just watch steven a smith? - colonel angus beef KC - 8/23/16 10:56:59

**** that racist a**hole, hell no (nm) - smoke STL - 8/23/16 10:58:39

i take it the sobriety streak has ended?(nm) - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 8/23/16 10:45:21

nope, other than red wine at dinner sometimes - smoke STL - 8/23/16 10:53:15

because your GF roofies you.(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 8/23/16 10:54:45

"thats not funny" - colonel angus beef KC - 8/23/16 11:00:28

She is all about middle of the night sex but - smoke STL - 8/23/16 10:57:33

Your Monday nights are more interesting than mine(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 8/23/16 10:44:12

Stop getting smashed (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 10:44:02

Stone cold sober (nm) - smoke STL - 8/23/16 10:46:16

No way anyone does that sober. - kmawv8 MU - 8/23/16 10:47:23

SLEEP AIDS(nm) - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 10:57:06

lyme disease? - SabertoothTiger MU - 8/23/16 10:52:54

i'm not anyone, in fact, according to my smokin hot - smoke STL - 8/23/16 10:52:06

could have been sleep walking(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/23/16 10:50:36

I used to live with a guy who woke up 3 miles from home - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 10:50:03

Does he now have 3 hands? - kmawv8 MU - 8/23/16 10:50:51

No, he's completely normal. It just made people sleep walk (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 10:51:33

speaking of woefully outdated technology - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 10:33:47

They are indestructible (nm) - smoke STL - 8/23/16 10:55:34

I just toook my car to the body shop. - SabertoothTiger MU - 8/23/16 10:51:51

Must own a Tesla or some shyte(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 8/23/16 10:55:25

Its a brand new shop. They had kuerig and all kinds - SabertoothTiger MU - 8/23/16 10:58:21

A KUERIG?!?!?!?! FANCY!!!!(nm) - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 10:59:35

well usually its a stain coffee pot that was brewed 3 - SabertoothTiger MU - 8/23/16 11:02:46

waiting rooms are for chumps(nm) - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 11:06:48

mind - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 10:54:24

Back in my Boone County National Bank days - cooter KC - 8/23/16 10:43:40

Thank god, (I guess) for the legal industry otherwise - MU-TULSA MU - 8/23/16 10:43:30

Why? because it still works - JG A - 8/23/16 10:43:30

but why aren't we all still using them? - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 10:46:57

i kind of miss the sound they made - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 8/23/16 10:49:39

RE: i kind of miss the sound they made - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 10:56:14

sounds like a NES game(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 11:08:36

You wouldn't if the old hag you work with printed out her - kmawv8 MU - 8/23/16 10:52:45

true enough - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 8/23/16 10:57:26

I'd be using my old printers computers fax machines - JG A - 8/23/16 10:48:57

cause we're all suckers for the newest technology - kmawv8 MU - 8/23/16 10:48:57

Thought this thread would be about Fiji - Millennial MU - 8/23/16 10:39:44

I always insist on "Genuine AC Delco parts" - Potomac Tiger MU

- 8/23/16 10:39:07

maybe they use old oil for the ink. - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 10:36:29

Personally, I like to - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 10:38:05

RE: Personally, I like to - dangertim MU

- 8/23/16 10:46:35

cheap and reliable (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 8/23/16 10:35:45

My company still uses it and not in that industry. - kmawv8 MU - 8/23/16 10:35:44

the grease and chemicals in the air messes with new printers - colonel angus beef KC - 8/23/16 10:35:31

My guess is cheap (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 10:35:08

probably so, but then why doesn't everyone else still - Joeboo MU

- 8/23/16 10:35:48

green bar paper - TigerNuts KC - 8/23/16 10:36:47

Mike Alden emailed the chair of Hbomb's department - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 10:29:01

the weatherman says "fair" - cnk ATL - 8/23/16 10:36:02

I can't find the email but I do have his apology - TheWildcat STL - 8/23/16 10:32:01

whose Hbomb?8 - Hawk 325i USA - 8/23/16 10:30:06

Wildcats DH(nm) - Millennial MU - 8/23/16 10:34:57

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