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Well this is a game changer - TheShoe STL - 9/14/16 09:22:00

Gotta double the wheel size to make it over cracks(nm) - TigerFan92 MU - 9/14/16 13:50:58

N*ggas gonna be stealing those like a muhfuker(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 9/14/16 09:34:13

Is using the N word supposed to be funny now?(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/14/16 09:50:54

RE: Is using the N word supposed to be funny now?(nm) - Cosmo MU

- 9/14/16 09:55:28

And escaping on them at 1 mph(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 9/14/16 09:34:47

nbd, Tigrrrr will just shoot them anyway(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 9/14/16 09:35:36

I bet it excels at smearing dog poop(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 9/14/16 09:32:49

When that thing hits a crack in the sidewalk - 615Tiger STL - 9/14/16 09:31:11

step on a crack, break your own back(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 9/14/16 09:31:48

Well, crack is whack after all (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 9/14/16 09:33:09

and people get fatter.......smh(nm) - Hawk 325i USA - 9/14/16 09:30:56

Should be revolutionary for those who - FIJItiger MU

- 9/14/16 09:29:40

Likely will not support massive amounts of weight (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 9/14/16 09:29:59

So not intended for Americans? (nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 9/14/16 09:30:38

Not the fat ones that need grocery scooters (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 9/14/16 09:31:00

Do you give those people dirty looks when you see them? - Cosmo MU

- 9/14/16 09:32:33

I don't go in grocery stores. I am married. (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 9/14/16 09:32:56

Your lipstick stains on the front lobe of my left side brain - TheShoe STL - 9/14/16 09:37:43

RE: I don't go in grocery stores. I am married. (nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 9/14/16 09:37:38

I haven't grocery shopped in 2.5 years (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 9/14/16 09:38:48

yeah yeah and you've never been in a walmart - TheShoe STL - 9/14/16 09:50:08

1 (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 9/14/16 09:38:36

Nobody 'needs' a grocery scooter. (nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 9/14/16 09:32:17

Well that's not true. (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 9/14/16 09:32:35

They need to not be using them, so they don't have - FIJItiger MU

- 9/14/16 09:35:35

He's talking about disabled/injured people dipsh*t (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 9/14/16 09:37:14

That is about 4% of the population of users (nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 9/14/16 09:38:57

Ok, so "nobody" is 4%. You're the KA of math (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 9/14/16 09:40:16

Kim wishes he was only 4% away from being correct(nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 9/14/16 09:41:20

I bet he doesn't just make sh*t up on the internet though (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 9/14/16 09:43:11

Kim doesn't seem like a internet user(nm) - ajpe53 MU

- 9/14/16 09:43:49

True (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 9/14/16 09:52:58

My 87 year old grandmother walks with a walker - TheWildcat STL - 9/14/16 09:36:54

You need to help her break her slothful mentality. (nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 9/14/16 09:38:30

She will likely be dead within the next 6 months so - TheWildcat STL - 9/14/16 09:39:20

they are the Casey Martin's of shopping(nm) - ajpe53 MU

- 9/14/16 09:34:40

if youre not on it and its carrying your stuff - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 9/14/16 09:29:05

It's just a stupid ****ing idea overall (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 9/14/16 09:29:29

Or walk.(nm) - Potomac Tiger MU

- 9/14/16 09:28:48

what about theother 5 people in my car?(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 9/14/16 09:26:12

no, that is fat(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 9/14/16 09:26:01

Looks gay af (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 9/14/16 09:25:26

I can walk just as fast as that ****ing thing goes. - TheWildcat STL - 9/14/16 09:25:13

I know - TheShoe STL - 9/14/16 09:29:10

and people should be walking as much as possible anyway(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 9/14/16 09:26:25

And standing at their desk! (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 9/14/16 09:27:03

just got done doing that!(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 9/14/16 09:29:18

RE: just got done doing that!(nm) - Cosmo MU

- 9/14/16 09:31:10

so its a round hoverboard(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 9/14/16 09:24:58

Say "hello" to my little friend.... - Tigrrrr! MU

- 9/14/16 09:16:17

aint skeered.... - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 9/14/16 09:22:14

RE: Say "hello" to my little friend.... - TheShoe STL - 9/14/16 09:17:50

da fuq(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 9/14/16 09:22:58

Interesting article rabbit hole I fell in last night - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/14/16 09:05:02

I suspect a lot of people would trade some social skills - alstl MU - 9/14/16 10:48:42

I took the SAT when I was about 13 for A Duke University - Joeboo MU

- 9/14/16 09:38:33

My wife's cousin took the ACT (i think it was Duke that - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/14/16 09:48:21

That is awesome (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 9/14/16 09:58:47

lol, any shortcoming in her life will forever - Joeboo MU

- 9/14/16 09:54:41

she now works for an NPR affiliate in KC - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/14/16 10:05:13

tl;dr(nm) - SEC_BIG_GAMEHUNTER MU - 9/14/16 09:25:51

bro - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/14/16 10:07:49

so he is now a corrupt anti-humanity tool. cool.(nm) - SuperTone MU

- 9/14/16 09:25:31

not sure how advancing computer power - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/14/16 09:52:19

RE: Interesting article rabbit hole I fell in last night - Jed Smock MU - 9/14/16 09:14:55

what is his net worth(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 9/14/16 09:11:58

monetarily? (nm) - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/14/16 09:13:05

well yes, what else(nm) - tigersknowbest MU - 9/14/16 09:15:49

not sure but I assume he is a millionaire since he has not - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/14/16 09:23:52

Morally (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 9/14/16 09:13:46

dubious at best. I am pretty sure he got in the AI game to - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/14/16 09:15:08

Does he post on the Shack as DOC? (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 9/14/16 09:16:14

Lower Middle Class(nm) - ajpe53 MU

- 9/14/16 09:14:31

Ready to cut bait and already looking for the next in line? - Cosmo MU

- 9/14/16 09:13:02

already looking to upgrade?(nm) - TheShoe STL - 9/14/16 09:12:34

I can't believe that was your first thought - tigersknowbest MU - 9/14/16 09:13:46

You're right - TheShoe STL - 9/14/16 09:15:43

yes and actually read the slides - tigersknowbest MU - 9/14/16 09:18:15

Don't boss me woman(nm) - TheShoe STL - 9/14/16 09:21:14

Damn you (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 9/14/16 09:13:24

School wanted me to skip grades - Cosmo MU

- 9/14/16 09:09:44

All the skipped grade kids were socially akward - Grasslands MU - 9/14/16 09:16:57

The guy actually talked about it - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/14/16 09:33:56

please email your mom to tell her that any future - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/14/16 09:12:30

Finally I can hold something over her head - Cosmo MU

- 9/14/16 09:15:04

Disagree, it does hurt their social skills and development(nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 9/14/16 09:08:06

both my sisters skipped grades and they are not akward - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/14/16 09:11:42

Never met your sisters, but you may not be in a - FIJItiger MU

- 9/14/16 09:16:22

That last time someone with your last name talked to me - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/14/16 09:27:50

Good supporting example, very socially awkward (nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 9/14/16 09:31:28

I actually would consider myself slightly awkward - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/14/16 09:35:40

That is what I'm saying. You aren't in a position to judge - FIJItiger MU

- 9/14/16 09:37:13

so I can accurately judge awkwardness in myself but not - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/14/16 09:38:43

Neither it seems (nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 9/14/16 09:41:38

you are as linear in your thinking as trump - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/14/16 09:54:16

Looks like a thousand dog turds on my front yard. - Nebraska99 STL - 9/14/16 09:03:04

Moles must be bad everywhere - Diamond Dave MU

- 9/14/16 09:05:47

Treat for grubs and the mole problem will go away (nm) - Tigrrrr! MU

- 9/14/16 09:10:48

RE: Moles must be bad everywhere - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/14/16 09:06:35

Isn't it a bit early to overseed? (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 9/14/16 09:04:00

Mine is being done the 25th(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 9/14/16 09:12:05

^^^High-horser who pays to have his yard aerated/seeded^^^ - Tigrrrr! MU

- 9/14/16 09:15:40

Nope. Did it Saturday. With the temp cooling down at - Tigrrrr! MU

- 9/14/16 09:10:03

Probably early by about two weeks. - Nebraska99 STL - 9/14/16 09:09:51

Hypothetical question for Royals fans - Cosmo MU

- 9/14/16 08:52:18

No - o'lineydisciple MU - 9/14/16 11:54:24

Naw, murder is not needed - playhard NWMSU - 9/14/16 09:11:18

do i get to talk to Zobrist in this scenario or not?(nm) - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/14/16 09:07:58

Ooooh, good question - Cosmo MU

- 9/14/16 09:11:11

just point me in soria's direction (nm) - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/14/16 09:49:22

YES!!!!!! (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 9/14/16 10:00:05

Zobrist is a good Christian..I do not see him killing Soria(nm) - bactgr JC - 9/14/16 09:09:23

RE: Hypothetical question for Royals fans - cnk ATL - 9/14/16 09:03:26

Seriously f*ck you - Cosmo MU

- 9/14/16 09:06:01

Did you watch all the way to the end? - cnk ATL - 9/14/16 09:10:35

Yes I did - Cosmo MU

- 9/14/16 09:11:52

high five(nm) - cnk ATL - 9/14/16 09:17:34

I know. I thought she stood up to take the top off - Diamond Dave MU

- 9/14/16 09:06:43

it's not soria's fault he is put in there to suck(nm) - ajpe53 MU

- 9/14/16 09:02:35

If Hochevor, Holland, and Davis don't get injured then - FIJItiger MU

- 9/14/16 09:01:42

This is why you gotta love tigerboard(nm) - tigerNkc KC - 9/14/16 08:56:29

I dont get it. Is the decision dependent upon the Royals - bactgr JC - 9/14/16 08:54:03

It isn't complicated - Cosmo MU

- 9/14/16 08:59:26

No. I do not think killing an overpaid, end of his - bactgr JC - 9/14/16 09:02:28

You're a good man Charlie Brown (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 9/14/16 09:03:39

Except living with the guilt of murder (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 9/14/16 09:01:25

Not sure if many Royals fans would feel very guilty - Cosmo MU

- 9/14/16 09:02:47

given half are also kU fans I'd agree with this(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 9/14/16 09:04:59

You are basing this statistic on .....what?(nm) - bactgr JC - 9/14/16 09:05:46

On trolling (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 9/14/16 09:06:31

the cards have nothing to do with it(nm) - ajpe53 MU

- 9/14/16 08:55:37

Sorry, should read "cubs"(nm) - bactgr JC - 9/14/16 08:57:46

Things got dark (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 9/14/16 08:53:19

Just responding to the tone that's been set (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 9/14/16 08:57:24

Anyone else hear Soria's comments after the game? Pretty - bactgr JC - 9/14/16 08:24:09

I heard the comments, it's not good - playhard NWMSU - 9/14/16 09:13:25

That game last night p*ssed me off more than your famous - hefeweizen MU

- 9/14/16 08:43:55

Just awful. Chris Young level of bad. But at least Chris - NWMizzouFan MU

- 9/14/16 08:30:58

you can tell on Chris Young's face that he knows - Butman KC - 9/14/16 08:32:17

i blame moore.(nm) - SuperTone MU

- 9/14/16 08:25:41

I can see the future - Rabbit Test MU - 9/14/16 05:30:17

Tigerboarder? - implode STL - 9/13/16 23:39:56

Article not available - Big-Dog MU - 9/14/16 07:51:31

Ned yost - Big-Dog MU - 9/13/16 22:31:42

Needs a big fat noogie on his noggin - Rabbit Test MU - 9/14/16 05:37:18

I can't wait for this Royals thing to be over. - SoCalTigr UM - 9/13/16 23:49:26

What shack topics are good? At least it wasnt a play by - Big-Dog MU - 9/14/16 05:53:59

Yost has an undying loyalty towards struggling players - Grasslands MU - 9/13/16 22:33:34

Yost isn't and never has been a good coach.(nm) - TheWildcat STL - 9/14/16 08:51:55

The soria deal is the worst all time... - Big-Dog MU - 9/13/16 22:47:19

i would have been fine sitting Gordon the rest of - MrTruman2U MU - 9/13/16 23:05:40

pictures with a goat.... - Tigrrrr! MU

- 9/13/16 22:32:59

Jenna Lewis from the Office - Grasslands MU - 9/13/16 22:28:51

Walk Hard. nm - quantrill MU - 9/14/16 08:22:58

Damn (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 9/14/16 07:33:48

St. LOUIS(nm) - McLovin SEC - 9/14/16 00:07:21

Fischer (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 9/13/16 22:30:09

Brain fart(nm) - Grasslands MU - 9/13/16 22:32:06

1 regardless of the name (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 9/13/16 23:23:40

The xuv accident in st. Joe - Big-Dog MU - 9/13/16 22:15:41

In South Dakota it is legal for 14 year olds to drive - alstl MU - 9/14/16 09:02:38

wait... kids shouldn't be left alone to drive cars? - TigerwTLP MU

- 9/13/16 22:16:43

Xuv = gator type vehicle(nm) - Big-Dog MU - 9/13/16 22:28:51

they let their kids play with a gator - 44.f6 Rd1 MU - 9/13/16 23:06:59

RE: they let their kids play with a gator - Cosmo MU

- 9/13/16 23:23:04

Its not a car(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 9/13/16 22:25:00

W (nm) - 615Tiger STL - 9/13/16 22:12:39

Awwww how cute (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 9/14/16 08:38:36

That's a Winner!!!(nm) - implode STL - 9/13/16 22:07:50

Lol, it'll be Siegrist. Anyone like to lead a prayer?(nm) - STL1DFW STL - 9/13/16 21:57:25

who else is available. (nm) - Hickeytime MU

- 9/13/16 22:01:08

Hide the Women and Children, could be ugly(nm) - implode STL - 9/13/16 22:00:45

So is The Final Boss ready to go tonight or not?(nm) - STL1DFW STL - 9/13/16 21:46:32

The Stone Buddha (nm) - Uncle John MU

- 9/13/16 22:00:07

Yes, Stone Buddha in US, but The Final Boss in South Korea.. - STL1DFW STL - 9/13/16 22:24:14

Should be back tomorrow - Uncle John MU

- 9/13/16 22:31:01

Good to see them getting healthier in time for a final push* - STL1DFW STL - 9/13/16 22:36:54

Piscotty f d that up(nm) - TigerFan92 MU - 9/13/16 21:45:08

He makes so few mistakes - TheShoe STL - 9/13/16 21:55:41

Where you going Piscotty? (nm) - ZouMiz STL - 9/13/16 21:44:31

Hazelbaker is a ****ing CHUD(nm) - TheShoe STL - 9/13/16 21:29:31

A relief pitcher giving up the lead in 12 games - playhard NWMSU - 9/13/16 21:27:38

remember Ricky Bottalico? - o'lineydisciple MU - 9/14/16 11:57:06

i'd be curious to see some stats. any links you can share?(nm) - TigerwTLP MU

- 9/13/16 21:38:38

I'm going off what i see on twitter, tough one to research - playhard NWMSU - 9/13/16 21:49:49

oh i'm not defending bringing him in, or his pitching - TigerwTLP MU

- 9/13/16 22:02:29

This site isn't too bad, you can mess around with it - playhard NWMSU - 9/13/16 22:11:27

thanks, i'll check that. i think the Soria experiment is - TigerwTLP MU

- 9/13/16 22:15:33

I think Soria is actually throwing harder this year - playhard NWMSU - 9/13/16 22:29:04

Ok, can Oh get 9 outs? (nm) - ZouMiz STL - 9/13/16 21:20:42

i don't think Oh is available tonight - TigerwTLP MU

- 9/13/16 21:21:57

We could send Herrera over...he's rested(nm) - playhard NWMSU - 9/13/16 21:25:52

You want that to happen so you can b*tch about it (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 9/13/16 22:00:12

I think Herrera would do just fine - playhard NWMSU - 9/13/16 22:03:41

I didn't realize that because I don't care and I don't play - Cosmo MU

- 9/13/16 22:09:28

They could have put a cardboard cutout of Ned in - playhard NWMSU - 9/13/16 22:14:49

welp. These last 9 outs will be entertaining then (nm) - ZouMiz STL - 9/13/16 21:22:28

Siegrist****Burger(nm) - TheShoe STL - 9/13/16 21:23:34

I hope he doesn't pitch (nm) - ZouMiz STL - 9/13/16 21:25:06

oh he's gonna pitch(nm) - TheShoe STL - 9/13/16 21:26:23

or better yet - TheShoe STL - 9/13/16 21:27:11

Broxton might be better right now (nm) - ZouMiz STL - 9/13/16 21:30:14

Broxton is never better(nm) - TheShoe STL - 9/13/16 21:31:44

better than Kip Wells(nm) - ZouMiz STL - 9/13/16 21:32:46

I would take Stevie Wonder over Broxton(nm) - TheShoe STL - 9/13/16 21:35:28

Boss Moss, BOOM(nm) - jumbo73 MU - 9/13/16 21:19:48

MOSS BOMB..........BOOOOOOOOOOOOOYAH. - Nebraska99 STL - 9/13/16 21:19:46

Moss-sum!!!(nm) - implode STL - 9/13/16 21:19:46

Moss is Boss!! 4-2!(nm) - STL1DFW STL - 9/13/16 21:19:27

Welcome back Brandon Moss (nm) - ZouMiz STL - 9/13/16 21:19:22

****ing goddamn a**hole Soria, you little ****ing pig ass - tigerNkc KC - 9/13/16 21:15:17

Yost is the reason Soria is on the team - TGR4LF MU - 9/13/16 21:35:08

Ever consider - TheShoe STL - 9/13/16 21:20:05

Every manager in baseball wins the WS with that bullpen - playhard NWMSU - 9/13/16 21:23:50

horse****(nm) - TheShoe STL - 9/13/16 21:27:41

He's terrible, they won in spite of him - playhard NWMSU - 9/13/16 21:30:56

thats just stupid. - colonel angus beef KC - 9/13/16 22:27:20

It just doesn;t work that way(nm) - TheShoe STL - 9/13/16 21:33:40

Sure it does, when your GM builds a bullpen that doesn't - playhard NWMSU - 9/13/16 21:53:50

Your bullpen wasn't push and play(nm) - TheShoe STL - 9/13/16 21:56:45

It wasn't? - playhard NWMSU - 9/13/16 22:17:51

lol - TheShoe STL - 9/13/16 22:24:14

He really thinks it's that simple and easy - Cosmo MU

- 9/13/16 22:10:13

Typically it's not that simple and easy but the GM did a - playhard NWMSU - 9/13/16 22:20:39

you don't **** away a chance at the playoffs to emphasize an - Ron Swanson MU - 9/13/16 21:20:51

Royals weren't going anywhere in the post season - TheShoe STL - 9/13/16 21:28:30

lol, you don't know that - Ron Swanson MU - 9/13/16 21:29:34

I did actually(nm) - TheShoe STL - 9/13/16 21:29:55

lol, ok(nm) - Ron Swanson MU - 9/13/16 21:30:27

He can see the future, probably a professional sports - playhard NWMSU - 9/13/16 21:31:49

I did make a significant amount of money on the Royals(nm) - TheShoe STL - 9/13/16 21:33:06

lol, sure you did(nm) - playhard NWMSU - 9/13/16 21:55:40

lol - TheShoe STL - 9/13/16 21:58:55

I've all but retired from the winnings...just like you - playhard NWMSU - 9/13/16 22:21:38

I can't believe anyone would even think that's possible(nm) - playhard NWMSU - 9/13/16 21:24:51

if it was that obvious - TheShoe STL - 9/13/16 21:22:22

whatever man, it's obvious he sucks(nm) - Ron Swanson MU - 9/13/16 21:23:24

Not disagreeing - TheShoe STL - 9/13/16 21:26:01

He may not be tomorrow (nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 9/13/16 21:23:18

Soria didn't get the loss, threw what....4 pitches giving up - playhard NWMSU - 9/13/16 21:18:35

It's completely on Ned at this point(nm) - Ron Swanson MU - 9/13/16 21:17:56

Ned(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 9/13/16 21:15:39

FIRE ALL THE COACHES ON ALL THE TEAMS I ROOT FOR! - AllThingsKC KC - 9/13/16 21:14:59

Thanks Ned for the WS but **** you for ****ting away the - hefeweizen MU

- 9/13/16 21:13:01

Soria has killed us, but injuries too hard to overcome - Diamond Dave MU

- 9/13/16 21:15:42

Injuries did not give away 12 games that we were leading. - Swordfish MU - 9/13/16 21:17:45

Dude, Sorias blown leads are enough to be in the WC - hefeweizen MU

- 9/13/16 21:17:33

But a good manager would realize that though.(nm) - AllThingsKC KC - 9/13/16 21:18:17

Agree(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 9/13/16 21:20:13

Yadi framing !(nm) - Uncle John MU

- 9/13/16 21:09:14

lol - Cosmo MU

- 9/13/16 21:09:46

I hope someone in the local media has the balls to grill Ned - playhard NWMSU - 9/13/16 21:06:17

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