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A man goes fishing and finally catches a big fish

Posted on: February 21, 2024 at 14:04:21 CT

colonel angus beef KC

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The fish talks, it says "Im a magical wishing fish and I will grant you three wishes!"

The man is later treated for his horrible schizophrenia with heavy medications

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Shack lunch joke time. What is red and covered with cobwebs? - hefeweizen MU

- 2/21 12:50:24

What's sad about 4 black guys driving off a cliff? - colonel angus beef KC - 2/21 12:55:56

Why did Hitler kill himself? - hefeweizen MU

- 2/21 12:57:20

What do you call a midget giving a blowjob? - Gyro MU

- 2/21 12:59:19

What do you call a midget who never receives one? - McMuffin MU - 2/21 14:28:47

for someone that throws stones at the right for "bigoted" - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 2/21 13:09:39

A man goes fishing and finally catches a big fish - colonel angus beef KC - 2/21 14:04:21

I see you're hysterical again today... - Gyro MU

- 2/21 13:26:31

why do you frame gay behavior as some sort of slam?(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 2/21 13:31:51

You giving Reino a Naziism pass then?(nm) - Gyro MU

- 2/21 13:33:20

Whoa there now. It was a joke and only a joke(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 2/21 13:35:25

Yeah I clearly got that with my trusty... - Gyro MU

- 2/21 13:37:48

does he have dozens of posts on the poli board - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 2/21 13:34:56

what the toughest part about being a gay black policeman? - colonel angus beef KC - 2/21 13:58:11

LOL you are Rossi'ing the **** out of this subject(nm) - Gyro MU

- 2/21 13:38:35

so you make fun of people for thinking being gay is a - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 2/21 13:40:29

People think being gay is a mental illness? - kmawv8 MU - 2/21 13:44:20

I think he’s making fun of Gyro for being such a big Lib, - Carlos Rossi KC - 2/21 13:48:39

So glad the Grand Wizard could show up... - Gyro MU

- 2/21 13:58:57

Do they have any regular wizards or are they all grand - colonel angus beef KC - 2/21 14:10:18

this is exactly like the porn star designation discussed - phrejd MU - 2/21 14:35:20

'porn star designation' sounds like something that would - colonel angus beef KC - 2/21 15:27:15

well they gotta be registered. this is not some crazy - phrejd MU - 2/21 15:50:55

It's kind of like reincarnation... - Gyro MU

- 2/21 14:11:18

I think I get it now. You are just awful at being funny - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 2/21 14:50:59

correct, it's quite an odd juxtaposition(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 2/21 13:56:21

Do you even know what you're arguing about anymore? - Gyro MU

- 2/21 14:02:51

sure, let me clear it up for you - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 2/21 14:07:43

I'll leave that up to gay rights activist Gyro - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 2/21 13:46:11

You said he makes fun of those people so I just thought you - kmawv8 MU - 2/21 13:49:15

He linked a post that Gyro made claiming the GOP - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 2/21 14:00:28

Yeah, I'm not going to defend the behavior of - kmawv8 MU - 2/21 14:10:02

Well, I agree with FMB that it is hypocritical. I don't - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 2/21 14:20:04

Have you ever heard a gay person call a straight person - kmawv8 MU - 2/21 14:24:34

I personally don't think calling someone gay is an insult - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 2/21 14:32:38

Ok, Mr Virtue Signaler. - kmawv8 MU - 2/21 14:41:13

Agreed. Thanks for getting my signal! (nm) - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 2/21 14:45:43

The fact that you can be on The Shack and focus... - Gyro MU

- 2/21 14:34:20

You saying it is "alleged" is even more hilarious. (nm) - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 2/21 14:43:59

Keep clutching those pearls LOL(nm) - Gyro MU

- 2/21 15:00:59

holy **** - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 2/21 15:28:27

LOL JFC(nm) - Gyro MU

- 2/21 14:22:36

there are a few on the poli board that think it's a choice - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 2/21 13:56:48

Well, both stances are pretty messed up to have in 2024. - kmawv8 MU - 2/21 14:00:16

I like making racist jokes because racism is funny. It just - Carlos Rossi KC - 2/21 14:08:16

That seems like a pretty slippery slope. And I disagree - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 2/21 14:08:00

This is where we just completely disagree... - kmawv8 MU - 2/21 14:17:18

they've cracked the code on how to virtue signal - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 2/21 14:15:13

LOL - kmawv8 MU - 2/21 14:18:30

^^^pronouns and Ukraine flag in bio^^^(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 2/21 14:20:41

You pegged me - kmawv8 MU - 2/21 14:25:31

solid(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 2/21 15:28:39

Ouch. - colonel angus beef KC - 2/21 16:16:58

Now that one was pretty clever. (nm) - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 2/21 14:47:12

Are the jokes short or are they about short people - colonel angus beef KC - 2/21 14:07:03

yes - kmawv8 MU - 2/21 14:10:35

ok(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 2/21 14:03:48

Uh oh, that's at least two finger wags from FMB(nm) - Gyro MU

- 2/21 14:01:24

why are you running from my questions like a little bytch?(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 2/21 14:02:39

shack marshall bill^^^(nm) - SabertoothTiger MU - 2/21 13:43:25

It was a decent joke(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 2/21 13:10:18

why is that a joke?(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 2/21 13:16:37

Because I'm short. (nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 2/21 13:18:11

sure, but what about the BJ? - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 2/21 13:18:50

Because Im terrible at them, duh(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 2/21 13:19:51

Ha - colonel angus beef KC - 2/21 13:56:02

I wish FMB would chill more. - SabertoothTiger MU - 2/21 13:41:08

Did you know that Carey appeared as FMB in the crowd - hefeweizen MU

- 2/21 13:43:44

no. I don't know if I ever sat down and watched the - SabertoothTiger MU - 2/21 13:49:42

^^said no to the movie yes man - colonel angus beef KC - 2/21 14:07:45

chill about what? - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 2/21 13:42:20

let me show you something... - SabertoothTiger MU - 2/21 13:47:15

correct(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 2/21 13:58:32

Im not gay but the dude that sucks my cock is gay AF(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 2/21 13:03:21

you're good at this - phrejd MU - 2/21 13:01:22