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bagged caesar salaid is a bigger scam than papa murphys

Posted on: November 6, 2023 at 14:23:05 CT
Joeboo MU
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theres literally nothing in it but lettuce

no carrots, no spinach, no cabbage, it's not a "mix" of anything like most other salads in a bag

Its literally just a giant bag of chopped lettuce (with a side baggy of dressing and maybe completely smashed croutons)
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Eating week-old chicken salad for lunch - Joeboo MU - 11/6 12:22:30
     I just ate an entire bagged caesar salad but had no club - playhard KC - 11/6 14:18:51
          bagged caesar salaid is a bigger scam than papa murphys - Joeboo MU - 11/6 14:23:05
               A half house salad at Tanner's is $7. It comes loaded - Carlos Rossi KC - 11/6 15:18:10
                    mushrooms have no place on a salad - phrejd MU - 11/6 16:23:47
               don't forget the listeria (nm) - TigerA MU - 11/6 14:29:44
                    Mouthwash got nuttin to do with it (Jackie Gleason voice) - playhard KC - 11/6 14:41:58
                    gonna wash down this week old chicken salad with some - Joeboo MU - 11/6 14:33:34
               don't get me started on the bagged spinach salad. - CulturedDan MU - 11/6 14:28:09
                    it's the goll dern United Fruit Co's fault!!!(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/6 14:31:30
               depends on which brand you get - Sal CMSU - 11/6 14:26:53
               Why would I can carrots, spinach or cabbage in - playhard KC - 11/6 14:25:31
                    to be fair - cnk ATL - 11/6 14:28:45
                         I want my bagged ceasar to have chopped romaine - CulturedDan MU - 11/6 14:31:56
                              I feel like an a**hole for loling at 'smashing sardines'(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/6 14:33:15
                                   lol, opps - CulturedDan MU - 11/6 14:36:34
                                        I thought it was intentional - cnk ATL - 11/6 14:38:18
                                        That's a mistake dangertim would make...not CulturedDan - kmawv8 MU - 11/6 14:38:08
                              Texas Toast croutons are the best croutons, FYI(nm) - Joeboo MU - 11/6 14:33:01
                         Club crackers go with about anything - playhard KC - 11/6 14:30:27
                              I generally don't eat crackers with salad, though I know - kmawv8 MU - 11/6 14:35:45
                                   when I was a little kid I LOVED salad bars - Joeboo MU - 11/6 14:40:58
                                        pretty sure I had lunch every Sunday at Ryan's for - cnk ATL - 11/6 14:47:59
                                   I think it's because after you have a salad you're all like - CulturedDan MU - 11/6 14:37:26
                                        Some STL hipsters did teach me to crumble up some - kmawv8 MU - 11/6 14:41:20
                                             how much toilet paper do you go through at your house?(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/6 14:49:10
                                                  regular amount? (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 11/6 14:51:41
                                                       for some reason - cnk ATL - 11/6 14:54:45
                                                            probably more likely makes you unable to poo(nm) - CulturedDan MU - 11/6 15:21:04
                                                                 but once you do... - cnk ATL - 11/6 15:30:33
                                                                      yup...definitely a wiping a marker situation(nm) - CulturedDan MU - 11/6 16:28:41
                                                                      Dense slow-moving side scraper - kmawv8 MU - 11/6 15:32:43
                                                                           Coincidentally - kmawv8 MU - 11/6 15:33:02
                                                                                I heard it was a real stinker HAAA! - Tigrrrr - hefe(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/6 15:58:39
                                                            Imo's salad is almost as good as their pizza. - kmawv8 MU - 11/6 14:56:55
                                             got dang that's terrible. That salad already has - CulturedDan MU - 11/6 14:43:59
                                                  It's sooooooooooo good (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 11/6 14:51:28
                              club crackers do not go 'with' a Caesar salad - cnk ATL - 11/6 14:32:21
                                   In this household they are a staple and we're currently - playhard KC - 11/6 14:44:29
               do you know what a Caesar salad is?(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/6 14:24:36
                    I do, but what I'm saying is - Joeboo MU - 11/6 14:26:26
                         oh(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/6 14:29:23
                         I'm ok if you just want to call me lazy and un-thrifty - playhard KC - 11/6 14:27:56
                              I mean, we buy them too but usually the - Joeboo MU - 11/6 14:29:49
                                   I get a bag of the veggie blend and American blend - cnk ATL - 11/6 14:34:51
                                        Italian dressing is an affront to grandpa and everything - Joeboo MU - 11/6 14:37:08
                                             in reference to my Subaru - cnk ATL - 11/6 14:46:59
                    What is wrong with him, i think this insurance gig - playhard KC - 11/6 14:26:22
     you shack-killing sonofa*****(nm) - Joeboo MU - 11/6 13:44:57
          shack pretty much dies of natural causes at noon every day - phrejd MU - 11/6 14:04:50
               sometimes I meditate at lunch and don't need the shack - cnk ATL - 11/6 14:06:32
     RE: Eating week-old chicken salad for lunch - cooter MU - 11/6 13:35:10
     1 week old? You could probably drink that - Ace AU - 11/6 13:27:19
          -kaw(nm) - TigerA MU - 11/6 13:31:37
     RE: Eating week-old chicken salad for lunch - playhard KC - 11/6 13:21:20
     week-old chicks are my favorite! -kaw(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/6 12:30:50
     Are you a poor? (nm) - SatoriTiger JC - 11/6 12:29:49
          it's really f*cking good - Joeboo MU - 11/6 12:32:24
               thats what the brain controlling worms want you - SabertoothTiger MU - 11/6 12:56:52
               I can't imagine any week old chicken salad being really - MizzouAstro MU - 11/6 12:48:01
                    technically it was only 6.5 days old - Joeboo MU - 11/6 12:57:30
                         technically, that .5 day could be important here lol(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/6 12:58:33
                    The salmonella in the chicken is negated by the salmonella - SatoriTiger JC - 11/6 12:50:44
                         it's science(nm) - TigerA MU - 11/6 12:51:10
                    Well, daylight savings i guess - colonel angus beef KC - 11/6 12:50:33
                         Chuck Norris once saved daylight - SatoriTiger JC - 11/6 12:51:23
                              They tried to crucify chuck norris... - colonel angus beef KC - 11/6 13:19:02
                                   And thus a new holiday was born - SatoriTiger JC - 11/6 13:23:47
     My daughter saw me pull a tub of sour cream out of the - Tigrrrr! MU - 11/6 12:28:38




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