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They tried to crucify chuck norris...

Posted on: November 6, 2023 at 13:19:02 CT

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But then they were like, this is pretty messed up we should stop doing this

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Eating week-old chicken salad for lunch - Joeboo MU

- 11/6 12:22:30

I just ate an entire bagged caesar salad but had no club - playhard KC - 11/6 14:18:51

bagged caesar salaid is a bigger scam than papa murphys - Joeboo MU

- 11/6 14:23:05

A half house salad at Tanner's is $7. It comes loaded - Carlos Rossi KC - 11/6 15:18:10

mushrooms have no place on a salad - phrejd MU - 11/6 16:23:47

don't forget the listeria (nm) - TigerA MU - 11/6 14:29:44

Mouthwash got nuttin to do with it (Jackie Gleason voice) - playhard KC - 11/6 14:41:58

gonna wash down this week old chicken salad with some - Joeboo MU

- 11/6 14:33:34

don't get me started on the bagged spinach salad. - CulturedDan MU

- 11/6 14:28:09

it's the goll dern United Fruit Co's fault!!!(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/6 14:31:30

depends on which brand you get - Sal CMSU - 11/6 14:26:53

Why would I can carrots, spinach or cabbage in - playhard KC - 11/6 14:25:31

to be fair - cnk ATL - 11/6 14:28:45

I want my bagged ceasar to have chopped romaine - CulturedDan MU

- 11/6 14:31:56

I feel like an a**hole for loling at 'smashing sardines'(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/6 14:33:15

lol, opps - CulturedDan MU

- 11/6 14:36:34

I thought it was intentional - cnk ATL - 11/6 14:38:18

That's a mistake dangertim would make...not CulturedDan - kmawv8 MU - 11/6 14:38:08

Texas Toast croutons are the best croutons, FYI(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 11/6 14:33:01

Club crackers go with about anything - playhard KC - 11/6 14:30:27

I generally don't eat crackers with salad, though I know - kmawv8 MU - 11/6 14:35:45

when I was a little kid I LOVED salad bars - Joeboo MU

- 11/6 14:40:58

pretty sure I had lunch every Sunday at Ryan's for - cnk ATL - 11/6 14:47:59

I think it's because after you have a salad you're all like - CulturedDan MU

- 11/6 14:37:26

Some STL hipsters did teach me to crumble up some - kmawv8 MU - 11/6 14:41:20

how much toilet paper do you go through at your house?(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/6 14:49:10

regular amount? (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 11/6 14:51:41

for some reason - cnk ATL - 11/6 14:54:45

probably more likely makes you unable to poo(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 11/6 15:21:04

but once you do... - cnk ATL - 11/6 15:30:33

yup...definitely a wiping a marker situation(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 11/6 16:28:41

Dense slow-moving side scraper - kmawv8 MU - 11/6 15:32:43

Coincidentally - kmawv8 MU - 11/6 15:33:02

I heard it was a real stinker HAAA! - Tigrrrr - hefe(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/6 15:58:39

Imo's salad is almost as good as their pizza. - kmawv8 MU - 11/6 14:56:55

got dang that's terrible. That salad already has - CulturedDan MU

- 11/6 14:43:59

It's sooooooooooo good (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 11/6 14:51:28

club crackers do not go 'with' a Caesar salad - cnk ATL - 11/6 14:32:21

In this household they are a staple and we're currently - playhard KC - 11/6 14:44:29

do you know what a Caesar salad is?(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/6 14:24:36

I do, but what I'm saying is - Joeboo MU

- 11/6 14:26:26

oh(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/6 14:29:23

I'm ok if you just want to call me lazy and un-thrifty - playhard KC - 11/6 14:27:56

I mean, we buy them too but usually the - Joeboo MU

- 11/6 14:29:49

I get a bag of the veggie blend and American blend - cnk ATL - 11/6 14:34:51

Italian dressing is an affront to grandpa and everything - Joeboo MU

- 11/6 14:37:08

in reference to my Subaru - cnk ATL - 11/6 14:46:59

What is wrong with him, i think this insurance gig - playhard KC - 11/6 14:26:22

you shack-killing sonofa*****(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 11/6 13:44:57

shack pretty much dies of natural causes at noon every day - phrejd MU - 11/6 14:04:50

sometimes I meditate at lunch and don't need the shack - cnk ATL - 11/6 14:06:32

RE: Eating week-old chicken salad for lunch - cooter MU

- 11/6 13:35:10

1 week old? You could probably drink that - Ace AU - 11/6 13:27:19

-kaw(nm) - TigerA MU - 11/6 13:31:37

RE: Eating week-old chicken salad for lunch - playhard KC - 11/6 13:21:20

week-old chicks are my favorite! -kaw(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/6 12:30:50

Are you a poor? (nm) - SatoriTiger JC - 11/6 12:29:49

it's really f*cking good - Joeboo MU

- 11/6 12:32:24

thats what the brain controlling worms want you - SabertoothTiger MU - 11/6 12:56:52

I can't imagine any week old chicken salad being really - MizzouAstro MU

- 11/6 12:48:01

technically it was only 6.5 days old - Joeboo MU

- 11/6 12:57:30

technically, that .5 day could be important here lol(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/6 12:58:33

The salmonella in the chicken is negated by the salmonella - SatoriTiger JC - 11/6 12:50:44

it's science(nm) - TigerA MU - 11/6 12:51:10

Well, daylight savings i guess - colonel angus beef KC - 11/6 12:50:33

Chuck Norris once saved daylight - SatoriTiger JC - 11/6 12:51:23

They tried to crucify chuck norris... - colonel angus beef KC - 11/6 13:19:02

And thus a new holiday was born - SatoriTiger JC - 11/6 13:23:47

My daughter saw me pull a tub of sour cream out of the - Tigrrrr! MU

- 11/6 12:28:38