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RE: Do you know why God invented Christians? nm.

Posted on: December 3, 2019 at 00:26:12 CT

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Because someone has to pay retail.

Joke, told to me by a Jewish guy.

I thought it was funny!!!

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4Tig.. you say I don't understand the Jewish calendar. - TigerMatt STL - 12/2 17:11:40

RE: 4Tig.. you say I don't understand the Jewish calendar. - Grasslands MU - 12/2 19:15:54

Black Friday Sale, Cyber Monday, then new years clearance? - implode MU

- 12/2 18:42:30

Do you know why God invented Christians? nm. - MUTGR MU - 12/2 19:14:50

RE: Do you know why God invented Christians? nm. - implode MU

- 12/2 21:09:55

RE: Do you know why God invented Christians? nm. - MUTGR MU - 12/3 00:26:12

Here you go - 4TigersinMichigan MU - 12/2 17:19:57

Again, Mark 14:12 shows that the Passover lambs - TigerMatt STL - 12/2 17:44:23

And as happened throughout his Gospel - 4TigersinMichigan MU - 12/2 17:49:11

the correct response would be "Matt, who cares, it's really - 90Tiger STL - 12/2 18:07:06

Golf clap (nm) - MrBlueSky MU - 12/2 19:01:13

Well, is it faith or adamant belief that history proves Jesu - 90Tiger STL - 12/2 19:07:56

As we have discussed before - 4TigersinMichigan MU - 12/2 19:57:52

I'm not tripped up in the least. You use the same book to - 90Tiger STL - 12/2 20:21:20

That does not prove your mother's love - 4TigersinMichigan MU - 12/2 20:26:55

lol (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 12/2 20:55:16

They have to come up with convoluted explainations to - TigerMatt STL - 12/2 20:25:07

"it's fact" "it's faith" (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 12/2 20:56:17

My wife's account of our daughter's birth would be we went - 4TigersinMichigan MU - 12/2 20:31:16

And if you said your child was born after you went to the - TigerMatt STL - 12/2 20:32:42

And again, the article pointed out your wrong interpretation - 4TigersinMichigan MU - 12/2 20:39:07

It refuted nothing. It was garbage that has nothing to do - TigerMatt STL - 12/2 20:41:35

It is an old and refuted argument - 4TigersinMichigan MU - 12/2 20:45:52

No.. it isn't refuted. John 13 & 18 place everything before - TigerMatt STL - 12/2 21:07:54

Except again the Jewish leaders hadn't eaten the - TigerMatt STL - 12/2 17:59:44

You assume they had not yet eaten the meal - 4TigersinMichigan MU - 12/2 20:01:39

Uh read John 18:28 again. It specifically calls out the - TigerMatt STL - 12/2 20:23:16

Did they not eat the other 6 nights of the week? - dangertim MU

- 12/2 21:23:54

The Passover meal wasn't a normal meal. It was eaten with - TigerMatt STL - 12/2 22:26:14

The article I share explained this supposed "contradiction" - 4TigersinMichigan MU - 12/2 20:38:25

I am not interpreting anything. I am directly quoting the - TigerMatt STL - 12/2 20:52:38

it's symbolism and metaphor(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 12/2 19:42:55

read up on it and report back next week (nm) - phrejd MU

- 12/2 18:20:23

I have. The timelines don't match. Either the Passover - TigerMatt STL - 12/2 18:24:05

you cant tell the difference between next week and 4 minutes - phrejd MU

- 12/3 10:44:11

Kick - Newcatbirdseat MU - 12/2 17:52:15

Puke?(nm) - Zamboni STL - 12/2 17:16:17

Yeah, too lazy to correct that.(nm) - TigerMatt STL - 12/2 17:17:37

Jesus wept (nm) - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 12/2 17:44:14