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Posted on: May 17, 2019 at 13:19:46 CT
CulturedDan MU
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That's "Eggs' law" requiring mutual oral sex as a deterrent to unplanned pregnancy.

I'm going for a multifaceted strategy.

Next up is "Sal's law", but not sure what bill # that should be.
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I have an idea - cnk ATL - 5/17 13:03:41
     Don't think it can't happen to you. - MizzouTigerz MU - 5/18 00:53:57
     How effective are vasectomies? Is it 100%? Every time? - kcnorthside KC - 5/17 14:18:10
          Doc need to cauterize the vas on both ends. - Tigrrrr! MU - 5/17 16:15:22
          my BIL got my sister pregnant after getting a vasectomy. He - tigerNkc KC - 5/17 14:42:28
               Did your BIL get a paternity test?(nm) - cnk ATL - 5/17 15:05:45
               Sounds suspicious. How well do you know your sister?(nm) - Toger STL - 5/17 14:54:35
          I'm proud to say that my inability to shoot sperm has - cnk ATL - 5/17 14:22:21
               My sample was read by a lab tech at the doc's office who - Tigrrrr! MU - 5/17 16:16:37
               I believe I will be stepping up to the cuttin' table in the - kcnorthside KC - 5/17 14:23:32
          They make you jerk it into a cup after a certain period - tgr MU - 5/17 14:21:09
               Glaring flaw in cnk’s plan to get laid. (nm) - kcnorthside KC - 5/17 14:22:40
     I've found that sending post vasectomy pics out works - lqf2b8 MU - 5/17 14:07:25
          as birth control? well. yeah(nm) - dangertim MU - 5/17 14:12:40
     A sign on your Shwanzstucker should do - mu7176grad MU - 5/17 13:58:18
     Put on T-shirt front "Available for safe sex... - Logan BAMA - 5/17 13:39:24
     T-Shirt that says, "Fixed" - Mormad MU - 5/17 13:22:39
          oh, I like that(nm) - cnk ATL - 5/17 13:24:44
               I couldn't find the downward-pointing carat - Mormad MU - 5/17 13:27:02
                    ↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓↓ (nm) - mizzouSECedes STL - 5/17 15:17:05
                    vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv - dangertim MU - 5/17 13:28:11
                         (!) or \!/ - Tigrrrr! MU - 5/17 16:17:53
                         Those are just v's - Mormad MU - 5/17 13:32:41
                              yes(nm) - dangertim MU - 5/17 13:35:57
     If the woman knew how to PROPERLY take a BC pill, - Spanky KU - 5/17 13:16:30
          From a quick google search, it looks the pill is 99.7% - tgr MU - 5/17 13:30:05
               Some more math for you.. the effectiveness is not each time - Spanky KU - 5/17 14:25:16
                    It looks like both our stats are wrong. Here is a site - tgr MU - 5/17 14:42:30
                         The pill is 99.9% effective when used PROPERLY - Spanky KU - 5/17 15:05:58
                         this is science I can get behind(nm) - cnk ATL - 5/17 14:47:12
                              It is wrong... - Spanky KU - 5/17 15:06:52
                                   That's it - cnk ATL - 5/17 15:07:59
                    welp, there goes my boner(nm) - cnk ATL - 5/17 14:38:31
               The average adult had sex with another person - Spanky KU - 5/17 14:00:09
                    The sex number is an average so it includes those past the - tgr MU - 5/17 14:17:48
                         the frequency is not relevant - Spanky KU - 5/17 14:27:22
                         I'm surprised that spanks forgot to mention "the gays"...(nm) - tigerdb MU - 5/17 14:26:17
               Never pulled out man. Never. (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 5/17 13:47:06
                    You never B your L on F, T, and A?(nm) - cnk ATL - 5/17 13:51:04
          stay on subject, bro(nm) - dangertim MU - 5/17 13:20:09
          that does not help my plan, Spanky(nm) - cnk ATL - 5/17 13:18:15
               Women don't like eunuchs - Spanky KU - 5/17 13:19:55
                    I got the dick and balls, man - cnk ATL - 5/17 13:22:13
                         Sorry man... it just shows that b*tches be stupid - Spanky KU - 5/17 14:40:08
          I never pulled out in college or after. Not a single time. - TheWildcat STL - 5/17 13:17:15
     Mr. Speaker, it is my honor to introduce HB 1.2663.19, - dangertim MU - 5/17 13:07:17
          can it be HB 1.2669.19?(nm) - cnk ATL - 5/17 13:17:19
               No. - dangertim MU - 5/17 13:19:46
                    Eggs' is snipped too(nm) - cnk ATL - 5/17 13:22:29
                         Too late. I already printed it out on the fancy law - dangertim MU - 5/17 13:23:59
                              ****(nm) - cnk ATL - 5/17 13:24:59
                                   it's cool.You'll love Sal's law. HB 1.2222.19 - dangertim MU - 5/17 13:27:33
     Better trademark it before someone else jumps your claim. - DHighlander NWMSU - 5/17 13:07:10
     everybody on TB buying stock in your right now (nm) - KCT-BoneTiger MU - 5/17 13:06:51




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