can you imagine being him, or any of the lesser 8 ADs???
Posted on: April 12, 2019 at 10:57:35 CT
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b12 conference: "well guys we have some good news and some bad news. the good news is we just signed a deal with espn to broadcast our conference championship game through 2024. the bad news is they were the only network bidding on it and we ended up getting about half of what we were hoping. so that kind of sucks. the other bad news is that in order to close the deal we had to throw in everyone's tier 3 rights as well"
lesser 8 ADs: you gave away everyone's tier 3 rights?!?!?
b12 conference: well... not exactly. we gave away yours (points to iowa state) and yours (points to texas tech) and yours (motions to baylor and tcu) and.... let's see... yours (kansas) and yours (west virginia) and yours (oklahoma state).
lesser 8 ADs: what about OU and Texas???
OU & Texas: (silently grinning)
k state: what about mine?
b12 conference: oh **** i forgot you were still here. yeah we gave yours away too.
OU & Texas: (audible chuckle) ahem sorry we were just remembering a funny joke we heard earlier
lesser 8 ADs: what. the. ****????
b12 conference: well that just about wraps things up here. can one of you pick up the check for this? i have a plane to catch (rushes out the door with OU & Texas)
lesser 8 ADs: soooo... which one of you ordered the shrimp cocktail?
Edited by phrejd at 10:58:43 on 04/12/19