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I get so ****ed about this ****. I have to run an errand - TheWildcat MU

- 2/14 10:52:42

Mark em up $5 per order - mizzouSECedes STL - 2/14 13:11:45

^^^ not a team player (nm) - Seagull MU - 2/14 12:55:21

Burn yourself on purpose then say the company keeps - Carlos Rossi KC - 2/14 11:07:17

Yes, spillit on your crotch.....nm - tigertix MU - 2/14 12:01:53

dumb. if you want the burns to be believable you have to - phrejd KC - 2/14 12:08:27

"burden of significant girth" - band name(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 2/14 12:21:28

Plus you are getting back at your co-workers watching - Carlos Rossi KC - 2/14 12:12:58

I absolutely refuse to order anything other than the way - Joeboo MU

- 2/14 11:08:52

And while we're on this, very much fvck the people who - Eggs MU - 2/14 11:21:23

It would be nice to go all Larry David on someone for - playhard KC - 2/14 11:55:14

****ing people who do this at Publix too (nm) - pickle MU

- 2/14 11:31:58

Also - the dude at Chipotle who says "a little more" on - Carlos Rossi KC - 2/14 11:30:00

seriously - o'lineydisciple MU - 2/14 11:55:29

shots fired at Joeboo(nm) - meatiger MU - 2/14 11:30:52

By the time they attempt to wrap the burrito it looks - Carlos Rossi KC - 2/14 11:35:35

Kaw just went from 6 to midnight(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 2/14 12:22:08

Didn't a co worker give him a reach around with the stuff - Tommy JaCrispy MU - 2/14 11:33:40

I worked at 4 different Gamestops in KC area malls - Joeboo MU

- 2/14 12:23:36

Yes, I remember & it depends on your definition - Gary P. MU

- 2/14 14:30:00

i know you mean this to sound impressive but i'm not sure - phrejd KC - 2/14 13:16:36

say that to the females(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 2/14 13:18:55

i think they'd say it's even worse (nm) - phrejd KC - 2/14 14:25:44

can you people exercise some discipline with your DHs? - phrejd KC - 2/14 11:36:57

And you want this board to believe you're not an old man? (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 2/14 11:40:17

a lowering of standards on the shack has repercussions - phrejd KC - 2/14 11:42:06

I know, and will they get off our damned lawns already? (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 2/14 11:47:01

^^ wants hippies loitering on his lawn - phrejd KC - 2/14 11:55:50

ok, I totally laughed at this - meatiger MU - 2/14 11:23:55

Subway is ridiculously overpriced too, the only time i will - playhard KC - 2/14 11:57:27

Expensing Subway? Is there such a thing as low horsing?? (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 2/14 12:43:51

It's lunch, are you going to some 5 star steakhouse for - playhard KC - 2/14 12:55:35

If you are reducing it to those only two choices? Yes, I go - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 2/14 13:29:46

yep. Its on the expense report I'm still not going to - SabertoothTiger MU - 2/14 13:59:56

i guess i could see if you're grabbing lunch at an airport - phrejd KC - 2/14 14:27:23

If I am travelling on the company dime there is no way I am - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 2/14 12:40:25

So you eat breakfast, lunch at dinner at as an expensive - playhard KC - 2/14 12:57:26

Yes, that is exactly what I said, LOL. There is a lot of - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 2/14 13:28:55

honest question: is there anyplace cheaper than subway? - phrejd KC - 2/14 14:29:30

i think implode may have hacked playhard's handle (nm) - phrejd KC - 2/14 11:59:17

And lots of places prioritize the app orders because - Eggs MU - 2/14 11:25:29

RE: And lots of places prioritize the app orders because - meatiger MU - 2/14 11:30:28

thing about that is Subway tends to not start making it - TigerA MU - 2/14 11:23:49

"I want a triple double latte with whole skim milk and 2.5 - Eggs MU - 2/14 11:19:53

that sounds racist(nm) - meatiger MU - 2/14 11:17:24

Paul Rudd in Role Models is my spirit animal - Joeboo MU

- 2/14 11:19:52

and if I had to order their crap, I usually do it larry - CulturedDan MU

- 2/14 11:28:41

haha, she said "asap"(nm) - TigerA MU - 2/14 11:21:00

if I'm going to be nice to the office I'd tell them - CulturedDan MU

- 2/14 11:14:41

I never, EVER mention where I'm going for lunch or - Joeboo MU

- 2/14 11:07:10

" Can you get me two 6-inch subs for the $5 footlong price?" - CulturedDan MU

- 2/14 11:15:29

"ok team i'm going to grab lunch at the strip club - phrejd KC - 2/14 11:10:13

Club Vogue had a free lunch buffet at one point, and when - Carlos Rossi KC - 2/14 11:12:49

the lunch may be free but you pay for the - phrejd KC - 2/14 11:16:43

Go get the office coffee, errand boy (nm) - pickle MU

- 2/14 11:06:01

"No" - CulturedDan MU

- 2/14 10:57:21

then he risks getting left out of the office mixer (nm) - TigerA MU - 2/14 10:58:04

i've been watching a lot of Mad Men recently - phrejd KC - 2/14 10:58:51

I thought that show was boring and stupid (nm) - Bosalphus KC - 2/14 10:59:10

i like it a lot and think your face is boring and stupid - phrejd KC - 2/14 11:06:21

how long have you been the office errand girl? - phrejd KC - 2/14 10:56:15

I am the top dog at my office....but it requires truck (nm) - TheWildcat MU

- 2/14 11:01:28

so like a "senior executive assistant" that all the other - phrejd KC - 2/14 11:08:03

I am a commerical lender phrejd. I have been for many - TheWildcat MU

- 2/14 11:09:39

It requires a truck to lend money - meatiger MU - 2/14 11:15:52

does that mean you sit outside a real lenders office and - phrejd KC - 2/14 11:11:23

haha(nm) - TigerA MU - 2/14 11:08:42

didn't realize he's actually a she - Bosalphus KC - 2/14 10:57:18

how long have you been the office errand girl?

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