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could have spared the bed frame.

Posted on: July 17, 2024 at 11:36:06 CT

CulturedDan MU

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The awkward part would have been explaining the lack of hand to the parents.

Also, how ****ing deaf are they?

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Terrell Davis is gonna get paid..... - BigSlickTiger MU - 7/17 10:55:53

"I just tapped him on the shoulder" - alstl MU - 7/17 13:37:49

He apparently has a bunch of (non-related) - Gary P. MU

- 7/17 14:03:26

I'm sure he does (nm) - alstl MU - 7/17 14:30:40

odds are the attendant was gay as aids (nm) - Sal CMSU - 7/17 11:26:24

gay as cum on a moustache(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 7/17 11:27:28

YOU STILL SORE AT ME, BRO?(nm) - Gyro STL - 7/17 12:47:54

wtf?(nm) - TigerA MU - 7/17 13:07:31

Gettin' a little Rossi with the material... - Gyro STL - 7/17 12:12:03

ok Stalky McStalkerson. I make sure to use faggot next time - hefeweizen MU

- 7/17 12:17:09

LOL dude you've posted your entire personal life... - Gyro STL - 7/17 12:21:56

Here is a link to 8,036 stock photos of fat mexican women... - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/17 12:16:19

Is this the business of Invisible Fake Business, LLC? - Gyro STL - 7/17 12:22:52

I was once the victim of a wrongful handcuffing - Joeboo MU

- 7/17 11:16:08

Ha, that was Brandy right? I remember her. - ZouDave KC - 7/17 16:24:53

Still carry a handcuff key on my key ring. - Tigrrrr! MU

- 7/17 15:55:52

“…and I'm dating this whore from Grain Valley” - Gary P. MU

- 7/17 13:35:03

+1(nm) - Erwin Fletcher STL - 7/17 12:39:45

now tell the story about when you didn't agree(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 7/17 12:04:00

[zips up pants]. Thanks for that (nm) - SatoriTiger JC - 7/17 11:58:32

I think this is worthy of a gif(nm) - Eggs MU - 7/17 11:29:50

lol(nm) - TigerA MU - 7/17 11:22:31

Lol.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 7/17 11:21:01

That's awesome(nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 7/17 11:19:48

I'm just thankful she had a spare key - Joeboo MU

- 7/17 11:20:50

could have spared the bed frame. - CulturedDan KC - 7/17 11:36:06

joe must've really been rocking her world(nm) - TigerA MU - 7/17 11:37:12

heard the car leaving but not joeboo's head knocking - CulturedDan KC - 7/17 11:38:48

you could have used - o'lineydisciple MU - 7/17 11:32:18

He didn’t have an iPhone - Gary P. MU

- 7/17 14:02:37

I think this was pre "googling" days. (nm) - kmawv8 KC - 7/17 11:34:54

Yeah, this was 1998 I think(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 7/17 11:35:23

that was around the time you could text a question - CulturedDan KC - 7/17 11:38:15

Was texting even available in 1998? (nm) - kmawv8 KC - 7/17 11:40:41

Maybe you called a number. - CulturedDan KC - 7/17 12:13:02

I had a pager in 1998, no cell phone(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 7/17 11:53:20

I didn't have a cell phone until 2001 or early 2002. - kmawv8 KC - 7/17 12:01:11

I think my first cell phone was a Motorola Razr in like 2004 - Joeboo MU

- 7/17 12:11:09

I had a blue flip Samsung phone for my first ever phone. (nm) - kmawv8 KC - 7/17 12:28:56

Was it the handcuffs that tipped you off to her whoreness?(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 7/17 11:27:05

it should have, but I was young and dumb. Probably 19 - Joeboo MU

- 7/17 11:33:46

Have you told the real story to them since?(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 7/17 11:19:41

oh hell no - Joeboo MU

- 7/17 11:53:46

ha. Same. I don't want to hear about them and I - SabertoothTiger MU - 7/17 12:06:39

Dude, that is some funny sh*t that I would definitely share - hefeweizen MU

- 7/17 11:56:14