I was once the victim of a wrongful handcuffing

Posted on: July 17, 2024 at 11:16:08 CT

I've told this story here before, but its lost to the great Tigerboard purge of 2016...

So I'm home on summer break from college and I'm dating this whore from Grain Valley(didn't know she was a whore at the time, only found that out later)

She comes over to spend the night and we're going at it late at night in my bedroom and she busts out some handcuffs. She wants to handcuff me to the bed. Sounds great, I'm down.

A while later when we're done and ready to relax I ask her to unlock them so I can get some sleep.

She doesn't have the key. Can't find it anywhere. Swears it was in her pants pocket, and it is no longer.

So its 3am, I'm locked to my bed. I have to work in the morning. Also this is in my parents house and they're sound asleep downstairs but my mother is sure to come knock on my door to wake me up in the morning if she doesn't see me up and around by the time she is leaving for work.

My girlfriend is pretty certain she has a spare key at home. In Grain Valley. We're in Liberty.

So I tell her to go get it. She leaves at like 3am. I fall asleep. She's back at like 5am and thank god she has a key. Unlocks me, and leaves to head back home(again) because she has to work as well.

I get up at like 8am to get ready for work, having got like 2 hours of sleep, tops.

My mom & dad are getting ready to leave for work and my mom asks "did you leave in the middle of the night?"

Uhh.... I said yes, we were hungry so we went to go get some food at Taco Bell.

My dad kind of gives me a look like "I know that isn't the truth but I'm not going to press the issue" and moves on with his day. Thank god.

First and Last time I ever agreed to anything related to handcuffs