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Posted on: May 13, 2024 at 14:51:25 CT
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top of a marble run track sending it down a whimsical pathway, eventually getting to a part where, through the use of bowling balls, dominoes, levers, and pendulums, unleashes 3 separate, very-large boulders.

Boulder 1 will go straight for the switch at the train junction that will reroute the train from North Haverbrook (full of 32 people. One half Muslim jihadist, the other half Jewish babies) down one of 2 paths. Path 1 goes to Camp David with a delegation standing there with plenty of Kosher and Halal treats to begin peace talks between the jihadists and babies. Path 2 goes straight into a deep canyon with spikes covered in pig's blood at the bottom.

Boulder 2 will go nowhere, but you don't know that.

Boulder 3 will go back in time 30 minutes to right into the path of the guy's (the one who was going to shoot you) vehicle as he drives to the your location. However, you are unsure if he's taking his usual vehicle, his 1998 Dodge Stratus, or if, because of a scheduling conflict, the Dodge Caravan with his two kids (whom he'll drop off at daycare after shooting you). Through foreknowledge, you have learned that kid 1 will grow up to be a rapist/murderer who will randomly drive through a neighborhood one day raping and killing families house by house in a car that randomly has a bomb with a remote control in it and may or may not have his kids riding in it. Kid 2 will cure cancer and discover cold fusion.


Murder?

Edited by CulturedDan at 14:52:32 on 05/13/24
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Imagine being of such questionable morality - Boston Spooner MU - 5/13 14:24:10
     Someone has full intention of killing you and begins their - Outsider MU - 5/13 14:40:03
          If someone kills a person in your family, is it self defense - TigerMatt MISS - 5/13 15:01:58
               If that person has announced to the world that - Outsider MU - 5/13 15:06:05
                    Good analogy. Nm - hokie VT - 5/13 15:53:48
                         You are a murderer.(nm) - TigerMatt MISS - 5/13 16:02:43
                    that's not self defense(nm) - CulturedDan KC - 5/13 15:08:31
                         What would it be? Because we are assuming there is no one - Outsider MU - 5/13 15:10:44
                              1. It's vengeance disguised as self defense. - CulturedDan KC - 5/13 15:20:18
                                   lol on 3 (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 5/13 16:57:29
                                   What’s dumb is trying to make this a personal - Outsider MU - 5/13 15:29:12
                                        Just how are Gazans trying to make Jews extinct?(nm) - TigerMatt MISS - 5/13 16:01:24
                                             Hamas and all those that support Hamas… - Outsider MU - 5/13 16:12:31
                                                  How? Have they release a Jew bioweapon? - TigerMatt MISS - 5/13 16:50:29
          The answer to that question is very very clear. - kmawv8 KC - 5/13 14:43:10
               Doesn’t look like BS is interested in answering questions. (nm) - Outsider MU - 5/13 14:47:13
                    It's been answered. In fact, was answered already today - kmawv8 KC - 5/13 14:48:44
                         Then his statement contradicts himself. Not surprising. (nm) - Outsider MU - 5/13 14:51:21
                              It does not - kmawv8 KC - 5/13 14:52:29
                                   No? Then his statement must not be about Israel. My bad. (nm) - Outsider MU - 5/13 14:53:42
               So you rightly shoot that person - 4TigersinMichigan MU - 5/13 14:44:36
                    what if that bullet ricochets off a car, hits the marble on - CulturedDan KC - 5/13 14:51:25
                         Yikes - 4TigersinMichigan MU - 5/13 14:56:34
                              oh, is there a limit of hair-brained analogies that - CulturedDan KC - 5/13 14:58:12
                                   No, you really nailed it - 4TigersinMichigan MU - 5/13 15:17:52
                    No - kmawv8 KC - 5/13 14:47:02
                         Is it collateral damage based on your attempt to defend - 4TigersinMichigan MU - 5/13 14:55:48
                              The term collateral damage originated to describe - kmawv8 KC - 5/13 15:04:20
                              in that case, yes. - CulturedDan KC - 5/13 14:59:45
          And would it extend to yet another handle?(nm) - 4TigersinMichigan MU - 5/13 14:40:31
     ^^^Boston Snoodler^^^(nm) - Fire Marshall Bill MU - 5/13 14:31:04
          pickle or ashtray? - 4TigersinMichigan MU - 5/13 14:34:03
     Imagine being of such questionable morality - Spanky KU - 5/13 14:28:23
          Or citizens that are told to evacuate but dont, then the - MU-TULSA MU - 5/13 14:47:15
               ahh yes, the "If you get hit, it's your fault corollary - CulturedDan KC - 5/13 14:54:28
                    I dont know about that, but if I was told Tulsa was going to - MU-TULSA MU - 5/13 14:57:49
          you're one of those liberals that demands people to - CulturedDan KC - 5/13 14:34:40
     RE: Imagine being of such questionable morality - Sal CMSU - 5/13 14:26:06




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