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A Baptist Minister , a Catholic Priest and a Rabbi

Posted on: May 1, 2024 at 11:40:05 CT
Tigrrrr! MU
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are fishing on the lake.

After a bit, the Baptist says he needs to pee. He steps off the boat and walks to shore and returns.

Then the Catholic decides he too needs to go and does the same thing, stepping off the boat and walking to shore and returns.

The Rabbi has the urge and decides he won't be outdone by the other two "walking on water". He steps off the boat and sinks into water over his head.

The Baptist turns to the Catholic and says "I guess we should have showed him were the stepping stones were."
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Methodists vote to allow gay clergy - TigerJackSwartz MU - 5/1 11:12:53
     Other churches that allow gay clergy - TigerJackSwartz MU - 5/1 12:33:31
          4Tigs doesn’t recognize the ELCA.(nm) - TigerMatt MISS - 5/1 12:38:04
               I recognize them - 4TigersinMichigan MU - 5/1 13:23:57
     Methodists=fewest barriers to practicing religion... - Coors4bob STL - 5/1 12:19:26
     Wide is the path to destruction. (nm) - Logan BAMA - 5/1 12:08:14
     You can’t be a Catholic priest and a practicing heterosexual - Spanky KU - 5/1 12:03:21
          Catholic Priests are the A in LGBTQIA (nm) - TigerMatt MISS - 5/1 12:40:17
          Looks like you can be sorta homosexual ok to be clergy - TigerJackSwartz MU - 5/1 12:37:54
          The first non-binaries(nm) - CulturedDan KC - 5/1 12:21:33
               Need a footnote there as some are minor attracted persons.(nm) - TigerMatt MISS - 5/1 12:39:21
          RE: You can’t be a Catholic priest and a practicing heterosexual - sarasotatiger MU - 5/1 12:10:23
          Why add the clarification of "practicing". - kmawv8 KC - 5/1 12:08:48
               RE: Why add the clarification of "practicing". - sarasotatiger MU - 5/1 12:13:06
                    The OP didn't say that they're now allowing practicing - kmawv8 KC - 5/1 12:19:55
          LOL,OK (nm) - TigerJackSwartz MU - 5/1 12:03:47
     They have allowed them for sometime they are just now - DHighlander NWMSU - 5/1 11:53:40
     Judeochristian as a term didn't exist until about 1940 - ChinaTiger KC - 5/1 11:46:17
          No - Spanky KU - 5/1 12:00:47
               RE: No - ChinaTiger KC - 5/1 12:02:39
                    The term 'homosexuality' was coined in the late 19th century - Spanky KU - 5/1 12:07:07
                         the surge in homos after judeochristianity was mainstreamed - El-ahrairah BAMA - 5/1 12:14:08
                              There is not a “surge in homos” - Spanky KU - 5/1 12:25:03
                                   lol 20% of Gen Z is gay - El-ahrairah BAMA - 5/1 12:34:57
                         You really struggle with reading comprehension - ChinaTiger KC - 5/1 12:10:39
                              There is nothing to your post. It s drivel - Spanky KU - 5/1 12:25:47
                              RE: You really struggle with reading comprehension - SwampTiger MU - 5/1 12:21:11
                    So you agree you were wrong by 120 years(nm) - Spanky KU - 5/1 12:04:52
     It's a trend as old as time itself - 4TigersinMichigan MU - 5/1 11:28:22
          Especially those who excuse killing others under a made up - TigerMatt MISS - 5/1 11:29:30
               RE: Especially those who excuse killing others under a made up - DesertTiger MU - 5/1 11:40:45
               You're working too hard at being stupid. Just act naturally - tigertix MU - 5/1 11:31:50
                    I guess it was a mistranslation when Jesus said Blessed are - TigerMatt MISS - 5/1 11:33:05
                         Blessed are the bomb droppers, the snipers(nm) - El-ahrairah BAMA - 5/1 11:42:25
                              RE: Blessed are the bomb droppers, the snipers(nm) - CulturedDan KC - 5/1 11:50:11
                                   LOL (nm) - TigerMatt MISS - 5/1 12:23:07
                                   Bahahaha(nm) - El-ahrairah BAMA - 5/1 12:08:19
     Future pillars of salt(nm) - El-ahrairah BAMA - 5/1 11:26:21
     Baptists have gotten more progressive on liquor.... - Tigrrrr! MU - 5/1 11:24:04
          you still have to take 2 baptists with you fishing though(nm) - CulturedDan KC - 5/1 11:30:34
               A Baptist Minister , a Catholic Priest and a Rabbi - Tigrrrr! MU - 5/1 11:40:05
          I belong to a non-denominational Bible based church - El Zorro MU - 5/1 11:26:16
               RE: I belong to a non-denominational Bible based church - sarasotatiger MU - 5/1 12:16:33
               A good Baptist won't even screw standing up..... - Tigrrrr! MU - 5/1 11:29:04
                    That one never gets old(nm) - 4TigersinMichigan MU - 5/1 11:30:20
     A potential job for you (nm) - mu7176grad MU - 5/1 11:20:47
          b/c he likes juggling dongs - Sal CMSU - 5/1 11:21:55
     sounds pretty gay to me (nm) - Sal CMSU - 5/1 11:18:04
     The evangelical world is about to get shaken up in September - TigerMatt MISS - 5/1 11:17:26
          Nah - the book that is most often cited is The Bible - El Zorro MU - 5/1 11:25:04
               I don't need those passages. - CulturedDan KC - 5/1 11:48:02
               As we Lutherans are prone to say - 4TigersinMichigan MU - 5/1 11:29:34
               Leviticus doesn’t say anything about two women scissoring(nm) - TigerMatt MISS - 5/1 11:28:37
          You don't have to wait until September to come out - Sal CMSU - 5/1 11:18:51
          More like Richard B Gay(nm) - CulturedDan KC - 5/1 11:18:23
               Dick B Gay (nm) - TigerMatt MISS - 5/1 11:19:16
     Take it to the religion board or the gay board (nm) - SwampTiger MU - 5/1 11:15:54
          The Shack would just turn it into the word game (nm) - Tigrrrr! MU - 5/1 11:24:53




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