and sports illustrated, will tell us that this fat pig, looking like a beached whale lying "provocatively" in the sand is sexy.
She's not. She's really not.
And girls who are fat pigs think that they are now sexy see no reason to do anything other than eat like a pig and lie on the beach.
Much like whispering Joe tells us that we like electric cars when we don't, and that we all want to eat bugs to save the planet when we don't, our government and its allies in the media will not only tell us what to do and what not to do, but what we think, what we like, and what we want to have sex with.
There is not enough liquor, there are not enough oysters, and not enough Viagra, for some of these beasts, who tell us how sexy they are.
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