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you'd be in the hospital if there was a way.

Posted on: November 9, 2023 at 11:05:30 CT
CulturedDan MU
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You could possibly get to the bloodstream through the glomerulus of the kidney - assuming you had severe enough diabetic nephropathy and your string was about the size of albumen - but you can't get to the GI tract from there safely. I think it might be possible to get to the bile duct from the liver - but I think there's too much liver from the portal vein to the lobe that connects to the bile duct.

Easiest answer is the length to go from your urethra just proximal to the prostate, transect the urethra and tunnel through the gooch and then transect the rectum to get out of the anus. A good 8-12 inches should do it.
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Mizzou bourbon is now a thing - MizzouAstro MU - 11/9 10:35:51
     What's the vodka situation? Brown liquors - Diamond Dave MU - 11/9 11:31:19
          and yet I'm light in the loafers for drinking an espresso - lqf2b8 MU - 11/9 11:56:57
          RE: What's the vodka situation? Brown liquors - cooter MU - 11/9 11:33:04
     Idk, they have a lot of kU spirits too - mizzouSECedes STL - 11/9 11:10:30
          it should come with a label like the produced on the - SwampTiger MU - 11/9 11:31:06
     Rieger the Beaker putting out a Mizzou label?(nm) - doughboy MU - 11/9 11:08:51
          it seems to be one of those profit deal scenarios(nm) - CulturedDan MU - 11/9 11:09:23
               hate > $(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/9 11:12:41
     so is tiger john cleek jr rapping. just because its Mizzou - SabertoothTiger MU - 11/9 10:59:19
          Cmon be a good mindless consumer - zoomer 99 - 11/9 11:05:42
     Tiger p|ss (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 11/9 10:54:58
     just purchased 2(nm) - Joeboo MU - 11/9 10:40:23
          wait, nevermind, wtf - Joeboo MU - 11/9 10:41:24
               it's a phrejd ploy to give self mobs (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 11/9 10:42:29
                    holy crap, it's true. Look!(nm) - CulturedDan MU - 11/9 10:43:22
     did they add that ass-tasting sherry to it like their other - CulturedDan MU - 11/9 10:40:12
          I'm a fan of Reiger - TigerJackSwartz MU - 11/9 10:43:43
               make bourbon, not bad imitations of certain Scotches. - CulturedDan MU - 11/9 10:45:42
                    are you saying makers of fortified wines aren't respectable? - cnk ATL - 11/9 10:56:27
                         its just the anti-antifreeze crowd white-knighting again - colonel angus beef KC - 11/9 11:55:25
                    Reflects whiskey making methodology of the 1880s - TigerJackSwartz MU - 11/9 10:50:15
                         ah yes, a call back to the good old days when hootch was - CulturedDan MU - 11/9 10:54:51
                              bring back methanol in liquor - Joeboo MU - 11/9 11:05:39
                              they dont call him "cultured" dan for nothin - colonel angus beef KC - 11/9 10:56:22
     I had a maple bourbon iced latte with spherical ice - lqf2b8 MU - 11/9 10:37:58
          RE: I had a maple bourbon iced latte with spherical ice - TigerA MU - 11/9 10:39:49
               haha(nm) - CulturedDan MU - 11/9 10:42:45
          how'd that ice feel in your butthole?(nm) - MizzouAstro MU - 11/9 10:38:54
               apparently you take your lattes differently than I do (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 11/9 10:39:29
                    i meant after the buttsex(nm) - MizzouAstro MU - 11/9 10:47:03
                    you put it in your peehole??(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/9 10:45:59
                         Through. - CulturedDan MU - 11/9 10:46:48
                              In theory, how long would a string need to be - Joeboo MU - 11/9 10:48:42
                                   I started doing the math in my head - cnk ATL - 11/9 10:55:01
                                        you'd be in the hospital if there was a way. - CulturedDan MU - 11/9 11:05:30
                                             what are we flossing at this point?(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/9 11:08:47
                                                  RE: what are we flossing at this point?(nm) - CulturedDan MU - 11/9 11:09:38
                                             science, b*tches!(nm) - Joeboo MU - 11/9 11:06:18
                                                  someone not lazy should start a Shack Think Tank - cnk ATL - 11/9 11:09:51
                                                       I have no issue with wasting an inordinate amount of time - Joeboo MU - 11/9 11:12:24
                                                            how many wordays would it take for Cosmo's Dildo Emporium - CulturedDan MU - 11/9 12:05:02
                                        if I just get 100ft and start feeding it through - Joeboo MU - 11/9 10:56:04
                                             maybe we could make a little AI nano-spider - cnk ATL - 11/9 10:57:55
                                                  we gonna put a nano camera on it or just let it "explore" - Joeboo MU - 11/9 10:58:38
                                                       it's AI, it knows more than you - cnk ATL - 11/9 11:04:13
                                   this is what the separate board should be about. - colonel angus beef KC - 11/9 10:52:30
                                   BOAISY(nm) - CulturedDan MU - 11/9 10:49:27




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