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In theory, how long would a string need to be

Posted on: November 9, 2023 at 10:48:42 CT

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to insert into the pee hole and come out the poop chute for proper flossing

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Mizzou bourbon is now a thing - MizzouAstro MU

- 11/9 10:35:51

What's the vodka situation? Brown liquors - Diamond Dave MU

- 11/9 11:31:19

and yet I'm light in the loafers for drinking an espresso - lqf2b8 MU - 11/9 11:56:57

RE: What's the vodka situation? Brown liquors - cooter MU

- 11/9 11:33:04

Idk, they have a lot of kU spirits too - mizzouSECedes STL - 11/9 11:10:30

it should come with a label like the produced on the - SwampTiger MU - 11/9 11:31:06

Rieger the Beaker putting out a Mizzou label?(nm) - doughboy MU

- 11/9 11:08:51

it seems to be one of those profit deal scenarios(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 11/9 11:09:23

hate > $(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/9 11:12:41

so is tiger john cleek jr rapping. just because its Mizzou - SabertoothTiger MU - 11/9 10:59:19

Cmon be a good mindless consumer - zoomer 99 - 11/9 11:05:42

Tiger p|ss (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 11/9 10:54:58

just purchased 2(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 11/9 10:40:23

wait, nevermind, wtf - Joeboo MU

- 11/9 10:41:24

it's a phrejd ploy to give self mobs (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 11/9 10:42:29

holy crap, it's true. Look!(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 11/9 10:43:22

did they add that ass-tasting sherry to it like their other - CulturedDan MU

- 11/9 10:40:12

I'm a fan of Reiger - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 11/9 10:43:43

make bourbon, not bad imitations of certain Scotches. - CulturedDan MU

- 11/9 10:45:42

are you saying makers of fortified wines aren't respectable? - cnk ATL - 11/9 10:56:27

its just the anti-antifreeze crowd white-knighting again - colonel angus beef KC - 11/9 11:55:25

Reflects whiskey making methodology of the 1880s - TigerJackSwartz MU

- 11/9 10:50:15

ah yes, a call back to the good old days when hootch was - CulturedDan MU

- 11/9 10:54:51

bring back methanol in liquor - Joeboo MU

- 11/9 11:05:39

they dont call him "cultured" dan for nothin - colonel angus beef KC - 11/9 10:56:22

I had a maple bourbon iced latte with spherical ice - lqf2b8 MU - 11/9 10:37:58

RE: I had a maple bourbon iced latte with spherical ice - TigerA MU - 11/9 10:39:49

haha(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 11/9 10:42:45

how'd that ice feel in your butthole?(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 11/9 10:38:54

apparently you take your lattes differently than I do (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 11/9 10:39:29

i meant after the buttsex(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 11/9 10:47:03

you put it in your peehole??(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/9 10:45:59

Through. - CulturedDan MU

- 11/9 10:46:48

In theory, how long would a string need to be - Joeboo MU

- 11/9 10:48:42

I started doing the math in my head - cnk ATL - 11/9 10:55:01

you'd be in the hospital if there was a way. - CulturedDan MU

- 11/9 11:05:30

what are we flossing at this point?(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/9 11:08:47

RE: what are we flossing at this point?(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 11/9 11:09:38

science, b*tches!(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 11/9 11:06:18

someone not lazy should start a Shack Think Tank - cnk ATL - 11/9 11:09:51

I have no issue with wasting an inordinate amount of time - Joeboo MU

- 11/9 11:12:24

how many wordays would it take for Cosmo's Dildo Emporium - CulturedDan MU

- 11/9 12:05:02

if I just get 100ft and start feeding it through - Joeboo MU

- 11/9 10:56:04

maybe we could make a little AI nano-spider - cnk ATL - 11/9 10:57:55

we gonna put a nano camera on it or just let it "explore" - Joeboo MU

- 11/9 10:58:38

it's AI, it knows more than you - cnk ATL - 11/9 11:04:13

this is what the separate board should be about. - colonel angus beef KC - 11/9 10:52:30

BOAISY(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 11/9 10:49:27