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A former brother-in-law

Posted on: November 2, 2023 at 14:58:29 CT
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First husband of my sister-in-law mentioned here before, had a baja bug in college. They looked out the window one night to see it on fire in the parking lot. Rear seat had compressed to the point that when someone sat in it, the springs had shorted the battery. Eventually caught the seat on fire.
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Well, that couldn't have been timed much better - Joeboo MU - 11/2 14:13:45
     you shack-killing sonofa*****(nm) - Joeboo MU - 11/2 15:54:17
          RE: you shack-killing sonofa*****(nm) - TheShoe STL - 11/2 17:36:13
          done kilt it good. - CulturedDan MU - 11/2 16:23:40
     Just remember remove ground wire (black) first - alstl MU - 11/2 15:37:17
     So, you're THAT GUY. Used to see guys changing their - Sarazen KC - 11/2 15:20:05
          Olivia? - Joeboo MU - 11/2 15:27:39
     Don't they hide the battery in a lot of new vehicles in - playhard KC - 11/2 14:51:45
          A bunch of GM vehicles had the battery under the backseat - alwaysright MU - 11/2 19:47:02
          In a Mercedes you have to have a scan tool to reset - colonel angus beef KC - 11/2 18:22:19
          Mine is under the passenger seat. (nm) - Nebraska99 STL - 11/2 15:11:44
               ^^^ Drives a 1982 FSO Polonez Stratos - Joeboo MU - 11/2 15:16:55
                    i heard that in Dennis Miller's voice and delivery(nm) - TigerA MU - 11/2 15:20:58
                         I just had to look and make sure he was really on - colonel angus beef KC - 11/2 18:27:46
                         I got the Miller head-bobble down pat - Joeboo MU - 11/2 15:26:32
          car manufacturers will do whatever they can to prevent - Joeboo MU - 11/2 15:01:42
          no tall. I know subaru's keep it front and center - CulturedDan MU - 11/2 15:01:35
               That is because cnk and lesbians - meatiger MU - 11/2 15:03:53
          headlights as well(nm) - meatiger MU - 11/2 14:56:38
          In some cars yes. In my HS car, 1971 Super Beetle, it was - Diamond Dave MU - 11/2 14:52:48
               A former brother-in-law - cooter MU - 11/2 14:58:29
                    Yes!(nm) - Diamond Dave MU - 11/2 15:00:08
     Never had a battery go dead - meatiger MU - 11/2 14:39:46
          don't you live somewhere that doesn't have cold weather? - Joeboo MU - 11/2 14:40:50
               Proably helps I am not poor and have a garage(nm) - meatiger MU - 11/2 14:45:44
                    Every house in my neighborhood has a three car garage - playhard KC - 11/2 14:48:27
                         A lot of people have families with multiple teenagers - alwaysright MU - 11/2 19:48:53
                         same here. Full-size pickups dont fit in garages anymore - Joeboo MU - 11/2 14:49:35
                              It's not like these are small garages, if a vehicle doesn't - playhard KC - 11/2 14:53:44
                                   I don't have remote start. I go out, start the car, crank - Diamond Dave MU - 11/2 14:58:26
                                        This is why our insurance rates are going up - playhard KC - 11/2 15:47:01
                                   my BIL has a 3-car garage, and his Silverado - Joeboo MU - 11/2 14:56:18
                                   Remote start(nm) - meatiger MU - 11/2 14:56:18
     I have the best battery story. My battery went bellyup in my - tigerNkc KC - 11/2 14:38:12
          thats some serious redneck ingenuity. Only thing - Joeboo MU - 11/2 14:40:09
               Would have been even better if he had driven the mower - Mizzou Tom KC - 11/2 14:45:57
                    and gotten a dui on the way(nm) - TigerA MU - 11/2 14:47:17
               Lol(nm) - tigerNkc KC - 11/2 14:40:52
     Years ago I was shopping at a Sam's Club. I came out to find - Mizzou Tom KC - 11/2 14:27:38
          I would always go to autozone if my battery showed - 90Tiger STL - 11/2 14:31:07
               I tried that with my wife's Hyundai - Joeboo MU - 11/2 14:32:26
                    aren't all batteries secured in there with a piece of - TigerA MU - 11/2 14:52:54
                         nah, this isn't the little brace/bar that holds it secure - Joeboo MU - 11/2 14:55:04
                    thats fvcking korean bull**** plastic for you man. Always - SabertoothTiger MU - 11/2 14:38:05
                    yeah, well, I'm older than your dad and my car batteries - 90Tiger STL - 11/2 14:35:11
                         glorious leader says korean plastic is best plastic(nm) - Joeboo MU - 11/2 14:36:07
     What tiny zhitbox has a 36 mth battery - smoke MU - 11/2 14:25:30
     well I'm going to ask you why wouldn't you - SabertoothTiger MU - 11/2 14:17:23
     fine optimization, well done (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 11/2 14:16:58
     must be a lees summit thing - TiGertim MU - 11/2 14:16:04
          here's what I don't get - - TiGertim MU - 11/2 14:17:46
               Depends on the battery type. AGM costs more than - TigerMatt STL - 11/2 15:15:38
                    Ah. 2nd was a AGM. Whatever that is. nm - TiGertim MU - 11/2 15:27:14
               thats why I went to Costco. $119 - Joeboo MU - 11/2 14:31:37
                    we get it, you're a high-horser with a costco membership! - TiGertim MU - 11/2 14:33:39
                         I failed to get any free food samples while there - Joeboo MU - 11/2 14:35:36
     like having your last check bounce after you die (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 11/2 14:15:28




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