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Years ago I was shopping at a Sam's Club. I came out to find

Posted on: November 2, 2023 at 14:27:38 CT
Mizzou Tom KC
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my car had a dead battery. Went back inside Sam's to the auto department and bought a new battery which came with free installation. I told the guy my car was out in the parking lot, so he carried the battery out to the car and installed it there. I always tell people that it's the perfect place to have a battery conk out.
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Well, that couldn't have been timed much better - Joeboo MU - 11/2 14:13:45
     you shack-killing sonofa*****(nm) - Joeboo MU - 11/2 15:54:17
          RE: you shack-killing sonofa*****(nm) - TheShoe STL - 11/2 17:36:13
          done kilt it good. - CulturedDan MU - 11/2 16:23:40
     Just remember remove ground wire (black) first - alstl MU - 11/2 15:37:17
     So, you're THAT GUY. Used to see guys changing their - Sarazen KC - 11/2 15:20:05
          Olivia? - Joeboo MU - 11/2 15:27:39
     Don't they hide the battery in a lot of new vehicles in - playhard KC - 11/2 14:51:45
          A bunch of GM vehicles had the battery under the backseat - alwaysright MU - 11/2 19:47:02
          In a Mercedes you have to have a scan tool to reset - colonel angus beef KC - 11/2 18:22:19
          Mine is under the passenger seat. (nm) - Nebraska99 STL - 11/2 15:11:44
               ^^^ Drives a 1982 FSO Polonez Stratos - Joeboo MU - 11/2 15:16:55
                    i heard that in Dennis Miller's voice and delivery(nm) - TigerA MU - 11/2 15:20:58
                         I just had to look and make sure he was really on - colonel angus beef KC - 11/2 18:27:46
                         I got the Miller head-bobble down pat - Joeboo MU - 11/2 15:26:32
          car manufacturers will do whatever they can to prevent - Joeboo MU - 11/2 15:01:42
          no tall. I know subaru's keep it front and center - CulturedDan MU - 11/2 15:01:35
               That is because cnk and lesbians - meatiger MU - 11/2 15:03:53
          headlights as well(nm) - meatiger MU - 11/2 14:56:38
          In some cars yes. In my HS car, 1971 Super Beetle, it was - Diamond Dave MU - 11/2 14:52:48
               A former brother-in-law - cooter MU - 11/2 14:58:29
                    Yes!(nm) - Diamond Dave MU - 11/2 15:00:08
     Never had a battery go dead - meatiger MU - 11/2 14:39:46
          don't you live somewhere that doesn't have cold weather? - Joeboo MU - 11/2 14:40:50
               Proably helps I am not poor and have a garage(nm) - meatiger MU - 11/2 14:45:44
                    Every house in my neighborhood has a three car garage - playhard KC - 11/2 14:48:27
                         A lot of people have families with multiple teenagers - alwaysright MU - 11/2 19:48:53
                         same here. Full-size pickups dont fit in garages anymore - Joeboo MU - 11/2 14:49:35
                              It's not like these are small garages, if a vehicle doesn't - playhard KC - 11/2 14:53:44
                                   I don't have remote start. I go out, start the car, crank - Diamond Dave MU - 11/2 14:58:26
                                        This is why our insurance rates are going up - playhard KC - 11/2 15:47:01
                                   my BIL has a 3-car garage, and his Silverado - Joeboo MU - 11/2 14:56:18
                                   Remote start(nm) - meatiger MU - 11/2 14:56:18
     I have the best battery story. My battery went bellyup in my - tigerNkc KC - 11/2 14:38:12
          thats some serious redneck ingenuity. Only thing - Joeboo MU - 11/2 14:40:09
               Would have been even better if he had driven the mower - Mizzou Tom KC - 11/2 14:45:57
                    and gotten a dui on the way(nm) - TigerA MU - 11/2 14:47:17
               Lol(nm) - tigerNkc KC - 11/2 14:40:52
     Years ago I was shopping at a Sam's Club. I came out to find - Mizzou Tom KC - 11/2 14:27:38
          I would always go to autozone if my battery showed - 90Tiger STL - 11/2 14:31:07
               I tried that with my wife's Hyundai - Joeboo MU - 11/2 14:32:26
                    aren't all batteries secured in there with a piece of - TigerA MU - 11/2 14:52:54
                         nah, this isn't the little brace/bar that holds it secure - Joeboo MU - 11/2 14:55:04
                    thats fvcking korean bull**** plastic for you man. Always - SabertoothTiger MU - 11/2 14:38:05
                    yeah, well, I'm older than your dad and my car batteries - 90Tiger STL - 11/2 14:35:11
                         glorious leader says korean plastic is best plastic(nm) - Joeboo MU - 11/2 14:36:07
     What tiny zhitbox has a 36 mth battery - smoke MU - 11/2 14:25:30
     well I'm going to ask you why wouldn't you - SabertoothTiger MU - 11/2 14:17:23
     fine optimization, well done (nm) - 90Tiger STL - 11/2 14:16:58
     must be a lees summit thing - TiGertim MU - 11/2 14:16:04
          here's what I don't get - - TiGertim MU - 11/2 14:17:46
               Depends on the battery type. AGM costs more than - TigerMatt STL - 11/2 15:15:38
                    Ah. 2nd was a AGM. Whatever that is. nm - TiGertim MU - 11/2 15:27:14
               thats why I went to Costco. $119 - Joeboo MU - 11/2 14:31:37
                    we get it, you're a high-horser with a costco membership! - TiGertim MU - 11/2 14:33:39
                         I failed to get any free food samples while there - Joeboo MU - 11/2 14:35:36
     like having your last check bounce after you die (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 11/2 14:15:28




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