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What is the apex of your Shack contribution? (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 11:50:00

Begging for cash on TB - bluesox(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/24 13:44:26

Hmmm…I guess that would be rape. - SupremeTiger(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/24 13:43:13

Going to sex prison for a crime that wasn’t sexual - Morry.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/24 13:42:14

Oh god, how could I forget about morry. - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 13:51:04

Lol - like you can buy him a shank or a joint?(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/24 14:26:34

Provided some tips on how to keep memory sharp - alstl MU - 8/24 13:31:21

I think your apex was instructing the Shack that - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 13:36:15

You can handle some schizophrenia - you bad - alstl MU - 8/24 13:41:28

Who said that? (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 13:49:57

i started a prison riot that nick quashed - phrejd MU - 8/24 13:11:45

i also created a MS paint of a guy finding $5 - phrejd MU - 8/24 13:13:48

Lack of pictures killed the MS Paint posts. - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 13:20:18

agreed. stifled creativity (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 13:21:05

Ghosting DOC at the Grove - GAG(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/24 13:08:37

RE: Ghosting DOC at the Grove - GAG(nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 8/24 13:12:03

i saw an article about how inexpensive it was for india - phrejd MU - 8/24 13:23:51

Not mine, but may've just reached the top - Diamond Dave MU

- 8/24 13:05:52

not being here - Dave(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 13:05:14

ashtrays greatest contibution was telling me about it. - colonel angus beef KC - 8/24 13:04:44

StonestreetTiger - FootballRefugee(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 13:04:25

D_O_C - Radix4Lecti(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 13:03:11

you're just listing other people's lame DHs (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 13:03:45

yeah, that was their apex(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 13:04:41

Flat Circle - Astro(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 13:02:21

trash can - pickle..........opps...cnk(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/24 13:01:36

bonobo - TLP(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 13:00:27

RE: bonobo - TLP(nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 8/24 13:18:41

I don't know what "rizz" is - cnk ATL - 8/24 13:21:52

me either but i assume it involved yeeting - colonel angus beef KC - 8/24 13:32:06

classic rizz(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 13:36:11

Rizz is supposed to be slang for charisma. - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 13:42:25

RE: Rizz is supposed to be slang for charisma. - CulturedDan MU

- 8/24 14:42:54

thanks for ruining it, kmaw(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 14:06:50

he always yeets all over everything rizz we have - colonel angus beef KC - 8/24 14:14:58

Oh I was just rizzing you (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 14:08:29

Polar Vortex - Joeboo(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 13:00:08

This thread might be yours(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/24 12:58:24

the. worst. - phrejd MU - 8/24 13:00:56

air came out of my nose again(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 13:01:28

twss(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:59:02

me - pulley(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:57:15

Serving as Shack Mizzou Baseball and Big Brother expert(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 8/24 12:55:12

cabling aficionado(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 8/24 12:56:33

i'm a modern renaissance man(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 8/24 13:06:19

whoever brought the Paterno pic is an anchievement (nm) - TigerA MU - 8/24 12:50:44

joe bethersonton was zeaux's apex achievement (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:49:43

opps...(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/24 12:51:28

Fold(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:52:15

Iam registering missouritigers.com was pretty great(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:49:42

As was having Missourisucks.com redirect to kusucks.com(nm) - Tigrrrr! MU

- 8/24 18:16:33

don't forget the great Kitty Caverns hoax(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 8/24 12:57:05

turns out, the damn place is real - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:58:48

his quin snyder offense gif still makes me laugh(nm) - TigerA MU - 8/24 12:50:20

I was debating on which of those 2 was best - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:51:53

i agree with this (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:53:05

Generating a $1,000 bounty for my personal info.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/24 12:46:51

LOL(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:53:13

tkb making the first shack baby(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:46:30

that wasn't aborted. I wasn't around for the snowflake chick - lqf2b8 KC - 8/24 12:47:27

are you saying Astro got snowflake pregnant and she - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:51:00

exactly (nm) - lqf2b8 KC - 8/24 12:55:43

I mean, I already dislike Astro a great deal, of course - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:56:45

Helping create the best photo ever on TigerBoard… - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/24 12:46:02

I'm pretty sure I found the article featuring the girl - lqf2b8 KC - 8/24 12:45:42

I believe you are correct - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:48:48

by the way the dude dumped the ass eater and married - lqf2b8 KC - 8/24 13:08:52

you get your ass ate yet?(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 13:10:17

The term "Ham Wallet" or "Lucky Pierre" (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 12:45:23

Reminded me of PAF(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 8/24 12:46:57

High quarity asian sirriness(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 8/24 12:44:20

lol (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:47:51

****nut as a hooters girl(nm) - TheShoe STL - 8/24 12:42:31

coconut a hooters girl? - SatoriTiger JC - 8/24 12:44:17

99% certain I was the first person to screenshot this - Joeboo MU

- 8/24 12:41:52

RE: What is the apex of your Shack contribution? (nm) - AllThingsKC KC - 8/24 12:41:11

not bad (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:43:00

astro making the first shack baby (nm) - lqf2b8 KC - 8/24 12:41:08

allegedly (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:42:35

good point. It could be anyone's baby until there is a DNA - lqf2b8 KC - 8/24 12:43:46

that was my contrbution - colonel angus beef KC - 8/24 12:42:05

Acme? - SatoriTiger JC - 8/24 12:45:08

right.....(nm) - TigerA MU - 8/24 12:41:52

cnk's MS Paint top hat rendering on my dick pic will - lqf2b8 KC - 8/24 12:35:47

Hating n***ers-----Tigrrrr(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/24 12:29:13

Fvck you, you limpdick Low-t hermaphrodite (nm) - Tigrrrr! MU

- 8/24 18:19:57

please stop trying to ruin kmawv's thread (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:32:13

you tell me - SatoriTiger JC - 8/24 12:27:34

I would, except I get you and Potomac mixed up for some - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 12:31:59

they are the same poster?(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:35:49

yes. proof: - colonel angus beef KC - 8/24 12:40:01

RE: yes. proof: - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:45:19

RE: yes. proof: - SatoriTiger JC - 8/24 12:42:43

In reality, no. But in spirit? - SatoriTiger JC - 8/24 12:39:45

We did once recreate the pottery scene from Ghost - SatoriTiger JC - 8/24 12:34:05

same - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:32:32

Thank you - SatoriTiger JC - 8/24 12:34:23

Prison sex isnt gay----90T(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/24 12:25:14

inventing the mob bomb until eggs ruined it - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:23:44

Don't do this(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/24 12:30:06

**** YOU EGGS!!! **** YOU RIGHT IN THE - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:31:03

I loved that "feature". I think it may have caused a - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 8/24 12:29:47

explain(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 8/24 12:24:56

RE: explain(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 8/24 12:26:27

i honestly think that was the most innovative thing on - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:29:50

best part was when you replied with it to someone you were - CulturedDan MU

- 8/24 12:34:26

"link is broken a**hole!" - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:38:51

I've seen it explained a million times - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:29:28

well it's not funny, cnk - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:30:34

air came out of my nose and everything(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:34:57

RE: air came out of my nose and everything(nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:42:18

The word game(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/24 12:23:09

Gyro created the word game, you hack!(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:23:58

Oh that's right!(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/24 12:25:55

**** off Hydrox - Signed, Oreos(nm) - Gyro MU

- 8/24 13:30:05

Eating my own spooge----Beakerbasher(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/24 12:23:01

I miss being able to post ridiculously long subject lines - Joeboo MU

- 8/24 12:22:10

lmao(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:23:42

ha. I remember asking you a few times how in the Hell you - Diamond Dave MU

- 8/24 12:22:47

Who wanted to kill himself because his wife liked strange D - Diamond Dave MU

- 8/24 12:20:46

Getting pictures removed and ruining phrejd's mob trick(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/24 12:19:54

I created the pedokaw mythos(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:19:33

and by doing so, you created cover for TLP for also - CulturedDan MU

- 8/24 12:25:50

it was so established that he actually went out and did it - colonel angus beef KC - 8/24 12:20:08

now I am become death(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:22:09

pretty sure i started the mockery of hater's deck dishwasher - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:18:46

showering while his wife takes a bobstoops - JST (nm) - SwampTiger MU - 8/24 12:18:04

I met mrsJST one time - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:20:42

lol - SwampTiger MU - 8/24 12:25:51

We hugged when we departed - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:34:18

lol(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/24 12:21:36

rape---SupremeTiger(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/24 12:17:23

Informing the shack of noob dying -TheWildcat (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 12:15:27

who informed the shack of Jay-C dying?(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 8/24 12:19:51

ZouDave I think or cnk(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/24 12:22:05

wasn't me, it may have been BEEFEATER(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:24:59

autocorrect? (nm) - SwampTiger MU - 8/24 12:27:20

more like can't remember names - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:31:34

BEEFCAKE - Joeboo MU

- 8/24 12:26:28

not the shack, but I summoned him back to the - SwampTiger MU - 8/24 12:28:58

lol, him too(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:27:03

I think ur right(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/24 12:25:44

I accidentally broke it to ZD, after seeing it on the shack - Joeboo MU

- 8/24 12:23:01

wilford brimley - colonel angus beef KC - 8/24 12:21:49

TLP is a closet gay----Cosmo(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/24 12:15:07

insinuating that Astro had to deload in his hand during sex - CulturedDan MU

- 8/24 12:13:17

Heck this one was pretty good... - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 8/24 12:15:45

Finding out that TheWildcat and I both dated the same - KCT-BoneTiger A - 8/24 12:13:11

Responsible for you being here----TheWildcat(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/24 12:14:08

what is the opposite of an apex?(nm) - TigerA MU - 8/24 12:15:10

grundle(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 8/24 12:18:58

G2A - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:21:27

Dixie's ex (nm) - SwampTiger MU - 8/24 12:16:11

BOAISY(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 8/24 12:15:59

BOAISY (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 12:15:57

dammit(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 8/24 12:16:08

You have an apex and a tboner in the same thread (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 12:16:42

tboner (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:15:55

nopex. - colonel angus beef KC - 8/24 12:15:45

Turned wife lesbo----Dixie(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/24 12:12:48

Grump that hates everything---TheShoedix(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/24 12:12:22

Papa Murphy scam and eating from couch cushions--Fromo(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/24 12:11:28

RE: What is the apex of your Shack contribution? (nm) - SwampTiger MU - 8/24 12:06:43

who got photos removed? (nm) - KCT-BoneTiger A - 8/24 12:05:20

causing the initial meltdown - colonel angus beef KC - 8/24 12:05:05

No idea what you are all talking about. Been here a long - Diamond Dave MU

- 8/24 12:12:35

all cap death threats to me and just non-stop insanity - colonel angus beef KC - 8/24 12:17:34

Lol. Beautiful(nm) - Diamond Dave MU

- 8/24 12:22:06

have you not met theshoe? - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:21:28

TheShoe is a classic(nm) - Diamond Dave MU

- 8/24 12:24:56

in much the same way that cholera is a classic (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:36:51

STLDFW was a treasure(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/24 12:13:09

Oh STLDFW in general? Yes,he is but I don't remember - Diamond Dave MU

- 8/24 12:14:34

** wrong place ** - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:17:35

It was a classic meltdown(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/24 12:15:26

Nope, that was me after the STL tornado(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/24 12:06:25

hahahaha, yes!(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 8/24 12:05:55

changed TO dfw? what was it before? - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:05:55

was StarWarrior also STLDFW? (nm) - KCT-BoneTiger A - 8/24 12:14:25

here - CulturedDan MU

- 8/24 12:18:48

no(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 8/24 12:16:45

mu98. it was severe - colonel angus beef KC - 8/24 12:07:41

MU98 (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 12:06:48

ah. i thought those coexisted. - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:08:17

They did for awhile(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/24 12:09:31

it was dfw about the house getting hit with a tornado. - CulturedDan MU

- 8/24 12:06:42

Yes, my bad(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/24 12:06:57

that was good though. And you were the one who got - CulturedDan MU

- 8/24 12:08:14

shoddy construction(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/24 12:09:14

lol(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 8/24 12:09:52

i authored the greatest tigerboard post of all time (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 11:58:23

I disagree. - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 12:08:18

your faux protest has revealed your true feelings - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:10:04

Not even close. - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 12:11:24

oh stop. you flatter me (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:14:38

well, the OP is about shack contributions. - CulturedDan MU

- 8/24 12:09:41

no it was originally posted here - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:34:07

well, I'm sure I'm not the first, but I'd be remissed if I - CulturedDan MU

- 8/24 12:36:19

I authored a tribute to the greatest tigerboard post of all - KCT-BoneTiger A - 8/24 12:04:17

i'm also widely regarded as the most helpful shacker (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 11:57:01

I thought queef tried to claim that title. (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 12:02:07

I am the most helpful shacker. It's not a claim (nm) - lqf2b8 KC - 8/24 12:31:01

queef tries to claim a lot of things - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:04:52

That was me trolling Iqf by refusing to give him the - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 12:06:28

no i'm sorry it counts. i'm also the official shack judge - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:07:28

You're not even in the top 3 of best judges on here (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 12:13:27

this subtle nod to my top 5 lists is noticed - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:15:30

I assume you're speaking about your clank zone renderings(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 8/24 11:59:27

also just a mere sliver of my bountiful helpfulness (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:00:30

i thought it was your phrivals rankings(nm) - TigerA MU - 8/24 11:58:20

Although there is a little bleed over, that is mostly - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 8/24 12:13:52

my work on Phrivals247™ is just a fraction of my helpfulness - phrejd MU - 8/24 11:59:52

RE: What is the apex of your Shack contribution? - CulturedDan MU

- 8/24 11:56:44

Snow balling behind dudes---Magrannt(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/24 11:55:57

Nick - Joeboo MU

- 8/24 11:55:54

Probably standing up to wipe or wearing the ex's panties - Diamond Dave MU

- 8/24 11:54:34

YOU'RE a standing wiper that started that discussion? - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 12:03:38

Yeah, figured it was common, but clearly not(nm) - Diamond Dave MU

- 8/24 12:15:21

The panty thing is new to me(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/24 11:55:28

Years ago, like 2004-ish. I didn't have any clean underwear - Diamond Dave MU

- 8/24 11:58:15

🤣(nm) - Panthera MU - 8/24 12:07:19

Did they make you feel sexy?(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/24 11:59:03

Stretched out preggo cotton panties? Not particularly(nm) - Diamond Dave MU

- 8/24 12:03:31

If they were preggo panties they didn't have - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 12:04:05

Correct. The only reason I'd wear her panties(nm) - Diamond Dave MU

- 8/24 12:14:00

and amniotic sac fluid washes right out(nm) - TigerA MU - 8/24 12:05:10

this thread is getting less sexy (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:06:32

says yiu - CulturedDan MU

- 8/24 12:07:18

opps. typng left hanfed - CulturedDan MU

- 8/24 12:07:41

haha(nm) - TigerA MU - 8/24 12:12:03

lol (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:10:37

this story is making me feel sexy (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:01:14

the day I got 2020'd -polar vortex(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 8/24 11:54:02

My wife gets boned by BBC----Tboner(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/24 11:52:59

this is a good question - phrejd MU - 8/24 11:52:48

probably Redhead Friday(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 8/24 11:52:38

i'd agree with that. also introducing us to - phrejd MU - 8/24 11:53:37

polar vortex(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/24 11:53:59

very...polarizing? - Joeboo MU

- 8/24 11:54:35

3 seconds(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 8/24 11:54:23

Im a knowitall---kmaw(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/24 11:52:17

While true, not exactly an apex. - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 12:00:56

I become more valuable to this board every day(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 8/24 11:52:04

Yours was already defined and won't be topped - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 12:01:36

My mom - Dan Gertim (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 11:51:49

Im fat and have a Bronco(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/24 11:51:31

sternly worded letter to corporate(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 8/24 12:04:33

2 6 inch subs for price of a footlong(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/24 12:10:42

I saw an ad for BOGO 50% off footlongs - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:16:47

also now a degenerate drug addict(nm) - TigerA MU - 8/24 12:00:52

Im not a degenerate.......yet(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/24 12:08:54

Defining Waldo's boundaries -Me (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 11:51:29

Scoreboard t-shirts -McMuffin (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 11:50:40

Crabwalking poop story -cnk (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 11:50:20

more like can't remember names

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