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Years ago, like 2004-ish. I didn't have any clean underwear

Posted on: August 24, 2023 at 11:58:15 CT
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and I will not wear dirty underwear. She had a drawer of panties that she wore when pregnant, so I figured they'd fit. Wore a pair. Pretty comfortable.
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What is the apex of your Shack contribution? (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 11:50:00
     Begging for cash on TB - bluesox(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/24 13:44:26
     Hmmm…I guess that would be rape. - SupremeTiger(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/24 13:43:13
     Going to sex prison for a crime that wasn’t sexual - Morry.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/24 13:42:14
          Oh god, how could I forget about morry. - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 13:51:04
               Lol - like you can buy him a shank or a joint?(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/24 14:26:34
     Provided some tips on how to keep memory sharp - alstl MU - 8/24 13:31:21
          I think your apex was instructing the Shack that - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 13:36:15
               You can handle some schizophrenia - you bad - alstl MU - 8/24 13:41:28
                    Who said that? (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 13:49:57
     i started a prison riot that nick quashed - phrejd MU - 8/24 13:11:45
          i also created a MS paint of a guy finding $5 - phrejd MU - 8/24 13:13:48
               Lack of pictures killed the MS Paint posts. - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 13:20:18
                    agreed. stifled creativity (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 13:21:05
     Ghosting DOC at the Grove - GAG(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/24 13:08:37
          RE: Ghosting DOC at the Grove - GAG(nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 8/24 13:12:03
               i saw an article about how inexpensive it was for india - phrejd MU - 8/24 13:23:51
     Not mine, but may've just reached the top - Diamond Dave MU - 8/24 13:05:52
     not being here - Dave(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 13:05:14
     ashtrays greatest contibution was telling me about it. - colonel angus beef KC - 8/24 13:04:44
     StonestreetTiger - FootballRefugee(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 13:04:25
     D_O_C - Radix4Lecti(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 13:03:11
          you're just listing other people's lame DHs (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 13:03:45
               yeah, that was their apex(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 13:04:41
     Flat Circle - Astro(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 13:02:21
     trash can - pickle..........opps...cnk(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/24 13:01:36
     bonobo - TLP(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 13:00:27
          RE: bonobo - TLP(nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 8/24 13:18:41
               I don't know what "rizz" is - cnk ATL - 8/24 13:21:52
                    me either but i assume it involved yeeting - colonel angus beef KC - 8/24 13:32:06
                         classic rizz(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 13:36:11
                              Rizz is supposed to be slang for charisma. - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 13:42:25
                                   RE: Rizz is supposed to be slang for charisma. - CulturedDan MU - 8/24 14:42:54
                                   thanks for ruining it, kmaw(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 14:06:50
                                        he always yeets all over everything rizz we have - colonel angus beef KC - 8/24 14:14:58
                                        Oh I was just rizzing you (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 14:08:29
     Polar Vortex - Joeboo(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 13:00:08
     This thread might be yours(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/24 12:58:24
          the. worst. - phrejd MU - 8/24 13:00:56
               air came out of my nose again(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 13:01:28
          twss(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:59:02
     me - pulley(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:57:15
     Serving as Shack Mizzou Baseball and Big Brother expert(nm) - MizzouAstro MU - 8/24 12:55:12
          cabling aficionado(nm) - Joeboo MU - 8/24 12:56:33
               i'm a modern renaissance man(nm) - MizzouAstro MU - 8/24 13:06:19
     whoever brought the Paterno pic is an anchievement (nm) - TigerA MU - 8/24 12:50:44
     joe bethersonton was zeaux's apex achievement (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:49:43
          opps...(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/24 12:51:28
               Fold(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:52:15
     Iam registering missouritigers.com was pretty great(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:49:42
          As was having Missourisucks.com redirect to kusucks.com(nm) - Tigrrrr! MU - 8/24 18:16:33
          don't forget the great Kitty Caverns hoax(nm) - Joeboo MU - 8/24 12:57:05
               turns out, the damn place is real - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:58:48
          his quin snyder offense gif still makes me laugh(nm) - TigerA MU - 8/24 12:50:20
               I was debating on which of those 2 was best - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:51:53
                    i agree with this (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:53:05
     Generating a $1,000 bounty for my personal info.(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/24 12:46:51
          LOL(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:53:13
     tkb making the first shack baby(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:46:30
          that wasn't aborted. I wasn't around for the snowflake chick - lqf2b8 KC - 8/24 12:47:27
               are you saying Astro got snowflake pregnant and she - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:51:00
                    exactly (nm) - lqf2b8 KC - 8/24 12:55:43
                         I mean, I already dislike Astro a great deal, of course - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:56:45
     Helping create the best photo ever on TigerBoard… - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/24 12:46:02
     I'm pretty sure I found the article featuring the girl - lqf2b8 KC - 8/24 12:45:42
          I believe you are correct - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:48:48
               by the way the dude dumped the ass eater and married - lqf2b8 KC - 8/24 13:08:52
                    you get your ass ate yet?(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 13:10:17
     The term "Ham Wallet" or "Lucky Pierre" (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 12:45:23
          Reminded me of PAF(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 8/24 12:46:57
     High quarity asian sirriness(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 8/24 12:44:20
          lol (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:47:51
     ****nut as a hooters girl(nm) - TheShoe STL - 8/24 12:42:31
          coconut a hooters girl? - SatoriTiger JC - 8/24 12:44:17
     99% certain I was the first person to screenshot this - Joeboo MU - 8/24 12:41:52
     RE: What is the apex of your Shack contribution? (nm) - AllThingsKC KC - 8/24 12:41:11
          not bad (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:43:00
     astro making the first shack baby (nm) - lqf2b8 KC - 8/24 12:41:08
          allegedly (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:42:35
               good point. It could be anyone's baby until there is a DNA - lqf2b8 KC - 8/24 12:43:46
          that was my contrbution - colonel angus beef KC - 8/24 12:42:05
               Acme? - SatoriTiger JC - 8/24 12:45:08
          right.....(nm) - TigerA MU - 8/24 12:41:52
     cnk's MS Paint top hat rendering on my dick pic will - lqf2b8 KC - 8/24 12:35:47
     Hating n***ers-----Tigrrrr(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 8/24 12:29:13
          Fvck you, you limpdick Low-t hermaphrodite (nm) - Tigrrrr! MU - 8/24 18:19:57
          please stop trying to ruin kmawv's thread (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:32:13
     you tell me - SatoriTiger JC - 8/24 12:27:34
          I would, except I get you and Potomac mixed up for some - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 12:31:59
               they are the same poster?(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:35:49
                    yes. proof: - colonel angus beef KC - 8/24 12:40:01
                         RE: yes. proof: - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:45:19
                         RE: yes. proof: - SatoriTiger JC - 8/24 12:42:43
                    In reality, no. But in spirit? - SatoriTiger JC - 8/24 12:39:45
               We did once recreate the pottery scene from Ghost - SatoriTiger JC - 8/24 12:34:05
               same - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:32:32
                    Thank you - SatoriTiger JC - 8/24 12:34:23
     Prison sex isnt gay----90T(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 8/24 12:25:14
     inventing the mob bomb until eggs ruined it - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:23:44
          Don't do this(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/24 12:30:06
               **** YOU EGGS!!! **** YOU RIGHT IN THE - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:31:03
          I loved that "feature". I think it may have caused a - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 8/24 12:29:47
          explain(nm) - Joeboo MU - 8/24 12:24:56
               RE: explain(nm) - CulturedDan MU - 8/24 12:26:27
                    i honestly think that was the most innovative thing on - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:29:50
                         best part was when you replied with it to someone you were - CulturedDan MU - 8/24 12:34:26
                              "link is broken a**hole!" - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:38:51
                    I've seen it explained a million times - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:29:28
                         well it's not funny, cnk - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:30:34
                              air came out of my nose and everything(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:34:57
                                   RE: air came out of my nose and everything(nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:42:18
     The word game(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/24 12:23:09
          Gyro created the word game, you hack!(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:23:58
               Oh that's right!(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/24 12:25:55
                    **** off Hydrox - Signed, Oreos(nm) - Gyro MU - 8/24 13:30:05
     Eating my own spooge----Beakerbasher(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 8/24 12:23:01
     I miss being able to post ridiculously long subject lines - Joeboo MU - 8/24 12:22:10
          lmao(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:23:42
          ha. I remember asking you a few times how in the Hell you - Diamond Dave MU - 8/24 12:22:47
     Who wanted to kill himself because his wife liked strange D - Diamond Dave MU - 8/24 12:20:46
     Getting pictures removed and ruining phrejd's mob trick(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/24 12:19:54
     I created the pedokaw mythos(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:19:33
          and by doing so, you created cover for TLP for also - CulturedDan MU - 8/24 12:25:50
          it was so established that he actually went out and did it - colonel angus beef KC - 8/24 12:20:08
               now I am become death(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:22:09
     pretty sure i started the mockery of hater's deck dishwasher - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:18:46
     showering while his wife takes a bobstoops - JST (nm) - SwampTiger MU - 8/24 12:18:04
          I met mrsJST one time - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:20:42
               lol - SwampTiger MU - 8/24 12:25:51
                    We hugged when we departed - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:34:18
               lol(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 8/24 12:21:36
     rape---SupremeTiger(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 8/24 12:17:23
     Informing the shack of noob dying -TheWildcat (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 12:15:27
          who informed the shack of Jay-C dying?(nm) - Joeboo MU - 8/24 12:19:51
               ZouDave I think or cnk(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 8/24 12:22:05
                    wasn't me, it may have been BEEFEATER(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:24:59
                         autocorrect? (nm) - SwampTiger MU - 8/24 12:27:20
                              more like can't remember names - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:31:34
                         BEEFCAKE - Joeboo MU - 8/24 12:26:28
                              not the shack, but I summoned him back to the - SwampTiger MU - 8/24 12:28:58
                              lol, him too(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:27:03
                         I think ur right(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 8/24 12:25:44
                    I accidentally broke it to ZD, after seeing it on the shack - Joeboo MU - 8/24 12:23:01
               wilford brimley - colonel angus beef KC - 8/24 12:21:49
     TLP is a closet gay----Cosmo(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 8/24 12:15:07
     insinuating that Astro had to deload in his hand during sex - CulturedDan MU - 8/24 12:13:17
          Heck this one was pretty good... - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 8/24 12:15:45
     Finding out that TheWildcat and I both dated the same - KCT-BoneTiger A - 8/24 12:13:11
          Responsible for you being here----TheWildcat(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 8/24 12:14:08
               what is the opposite of an apex?(nm) - TigerA MU - 8/24 12:15:10
                    grundle(nm) - Joeboo MU - 8/24 12:18:58
                         G2A - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:21:27
                    Dixie's ex (nm) - SwampTiger MU - 8/24 12:16:11
                    BOAISY(nm) - CulturedDan MU - 8/24 12:15:59
                    BOAISY (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 12:15:57
                         dammit(nm) - CulturedDan MU - 8/24 12:16:08
                              You have an apex and a tboner in the same thread (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 12:16:42
                    tboner (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:15:55
                    nopex. - colonel angus beef KC - 8/24 12:15:45
     Turned wife lesbo----Dixie(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 8/24 12:12:48
     Grump that hates everything---TheShoedix(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 8/24 12:12:22
     Papa Murphy scam and eating from couch cushions--Fromo(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 8/24 12:11:28
     RE: What is the apex of your Shack contribution? (nm) - SwampTiger MU - 8/24 12:06:43
     who got photos removed? (nm) - KCT-BoneTiger A - 8/24 12:05:20
     causing the initial meltdown - colonel angus beef KC - 8/24 12:05:05
          No idea what you are all talking about. Been here a long - Diamond Dave MU - 8/24 12:12:35
               all cap death threats to me and just non-stop insanity - colonel angus beef KC - 8/24 12:17:34
                    Lol. Beautiful(nm) - Diamond Dave MU - 8/24 12:22:06
                    have you not met theshoe? - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:21:28
                         TheShoe is a classic(nm) - Diamond Dave MU - 8/24 12:24:56
                              in much the same way that cholera is a classic (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:36:51
               STLDFW was a treasure(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 8/24 12:13:09
                    Oh STLDFW in general? Yes,he is but I don't remember - Diamond Dave MU - 8/24 12:14:34
                         ** wrong place ** - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:17:35
                         It was a classic meltdown(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 8/24 12:15:26
          Nope, that was me after the STL tornado(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 8/24 12:06:25
          hahahaha, yes!(nm) - CulturedDan MU - 8/24 12:05:55
          changed TO dfw? what was it before? - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:05:55
               was StarWarrior also STLDFW? (nm) - KCT-BoneTiger A - 8/24 12:14:25
                    here - CulturedDan MU - 8/24 12:18:48
                    no(nm) - CulturedDan MU - 8/24 12:16:45
               mu98. it was severe - colonel angus beef KC - 8/24 12:07:41
               MU98 (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 12:06:48
                    ah. i thought those coexisted. - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:08:17
                         They did for awhile(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 8/24 12:09:31
               it was dfw about the house getting hit with a tornado. - CulturedDan MU - 8/24 12:06:42
                    Yes, my bad(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 8/24 12:06:57
                         that was good though. And you were the one who got - CulturedDan MU - 8/24 12:08:14
                              shoddy construction(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 8/24 12:09:14
                                   lol(nm) - CulturedDan MU - 8/24 12:09:52
     i authored the greatest tigerboard post of all time (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 11:58:23
          I disagree. - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 12:08:18
               your faux protest has revealed your true feelings - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:10:04
                    Not even close. - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 12:11:24
                         oh stop. you flatter me (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:14:38
               well, the OP is about shack contributions. - CulturedDan MU - 8/24 12:09:41
                    no it was originally posted here - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:34:07
                         well, I'm sure I'm not the first, but I'd be remissed if I - CulturedDan MU - 8/24 12:36:19
          I authored a tribute to the greatest tigerboard post of all - KCT-BoneTiger A - 8/24 12:04:17
     i'm also widely regarded as the most helpful shacker (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 11:57:01
          I thought queef tried to claim that title. (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 12:02:07
               I am the most helpful shacker. It's not a claim (nm) - lqf2b8 KC - 8/24 12:31:01
               queef tries to claim a lot of things - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:04:52
                    That was me trolling Iqf by refusing to give him the - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 12:06:28
                         no i'm sorry it counts. i'm also the official shack judge - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:07:28
                              You're not even in the top 3 of best judges on here (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 12:13:27
                                   this subtle nod to my top 5 lists is noticed - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:15:30
          I assume you're speaking about your clank zone renderings(nm) - CulturedDan MU - 8/24 11:59:27
               also just a mere sliver of my bountiful helpfulness (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:00:30
          i thought it was your phrivals rankings(nm) - TigerA MU - 8/24 11:58:20
               Although there is a little bleed over, that is mostly - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 8/24 12:13:52
               my work on Phrivals247™ is just a fraction of my helpfulness - phrejd MU - 8/24 11:59:52
     RE: What is the apex of your Shack contribution? - CulturedDan MU - 8/24 11:56:44
     Snow balling behind dudes---Magrannt(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 8/24 11:55:57
     Nick - Joeboo MU - 8/24 11:55:54
     Probably standing up to wipe or wearing the ex's panties - Diamond Dave MU - 8/24 11:54:34
          YOU'RE a standing wiper that started that discussion? - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 12:03:38
               Yeah, figured it was common, but clearly not(nm) - Diamond Dave MU - 8/24 12:15:21
          The panty thing is new to me(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 8/24 11:55:28
               Years ago, like 2004-ish. I didn't have any clean underwear - Diamond Dave MU - 8/24 11:58:15
                    🤣(nm) - Panthera MU - 8/24 12:07:19
                    Did they make you feel sexy?(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 8/24 11:59:03
                         Stretched out preggo cotton panties? Not particularly(nm) - Diamond Dave MU - 8/24 12:03:31
                              If they were preggo panties they didn't have - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 12:04:05
                                   Correct. The only reason I'd wear her panties(nm) - Diamond Dave MU - 8/24 12:14:00
                                   and amniotic sac fluid washes right out(nm) - TigerA MU - 8/24 12:05:10
                                        this thread is getting less sexy (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:06:32
                                             says yiu - CulturedDan MU - 8/24 12:07:18
                                                  opps. typng left hanfed - CulturedDan MU - 8/24 12:07:41
                                                       haha(nm) - TigerA MU - 8/24 12:12:03
                                                       lol (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:10:37
                         this story is making me feel sexy (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/24 12:01:14
     the day I got 2020'd -polar vortex(nm) - CulturedDan MU - 8/24 11:54:02
     My wife gets boned by BBC----Tboner(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 8/24 11:52:59
     this is a good question - phrejd MU - 8/24 11:52:48
     probably Redhead Friday(nm) - Joeboo MU - 8/24 11:52:38
          i'd agree with that. also introducing us to - phrejd MU - 8/24 11:53:37
               polar vortex(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 8/24 11:53:59
                    very...polarizing? - Joeboo MU - 8/24 11:54:35
                    3 seconds(nm) - CulturedDan MU - 8/24 11:54:23
     Im a knowitall---kmaw(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 8/24 11:52:17
          While true, not exactly an apex. - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 12:00:56
     I become more valuable to this board every day(nm) - CulturedDan MU - 8/24 11:52:04
          Yours was already defined and won't be topped - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 12:01:36
     My mom - Dan Gertim (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 11:51:49
     Im fat and have a Bronco(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 8/24 11:51:31
          sternly worded letter to corporate(nm) - Joeboo MU - 8/24 12:04:33
               2 6 inch subs for price of a footlong(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 8/24 12:10:42
                    I saw an ad for BOGO 50% off footlongs - cnk ATL - 8/24 12:16:47
          also now a degenerate drug addict(nm) - TigerA MU - 8/24 12:00:52
               Im not a degenerate.......yet(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 8/24 12:08:54
     Defining Waldo's boundaries -Me (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 11:51:29
     Scoreboard t-shirts -McMuffin (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 11:50:40
     Crabwalking poop story -cnk (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/24 11:50:20




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