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2 shots of Malort and a few beers on an empty stomach

Posted on: August 22, 2023 at 13:10:37 CT
cnk MU
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in 90 degree heat before lunch is not conducive to a pleasurable football experience.
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i'll be tailgating all day next thursday - phrejd MU - 8/22 11:10:02
     hope it is not this hot and humid next week (nm) - KCT-BoneTiger MU - 8/22 13:10:51
     our pansy-azz group isn't starting until 5pm. Boooooo - TigerFan92 STL - 8/22 12:16:51
          By the time you get set up and fire up the grill - Eggs MU - 8/22 13:07:56
               2 shots of Malort and a few beers on an empty stomach - cnk ATL - 8/22 13:10:37
                    RE: 2 shots of Malort and a few beers on an empty stomach - colonel angus beef KC - 8/22 13:45:06
                         if you ain't livin', you're dyin'(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/22 13:46:30
                    Game of drinking Grand Master starts 9 hours before kickoff - Eggs MU - 8/22 13:14:27
                         god, I love Grand Master(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/22 13:15:58
                              I noticed(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/22 13:16:51
                                   lol, there is a collector's edition on Ebay for $95 - cnk ATL - 8/22 13:19:00
                                        And get malort as the sponsor(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/22 13:22:25
                                             and what goes best with our two-fisted liquor? - cnk ATL - 8/22 13:25:12
          you're not tailgating. you're just showing up for kickoff - phrejd MU - 8/22 12:58:53
          get hammered downtown - cnk ATL - 8/22 12:48:29
               I'm taking notes...(nm) - Joeboo MU - 8/22 12:50:10
                    I know you already know this, but since you're taking notes - cnk ATL - 8/22 12:55:23
                         How do we subscribe to your newsletter?(nm) - ZouDave KC - 8/22 12:56:36
                              I'll send you a link to my AOL distro(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/22 12:58:42
                    you're my Uber driver that day - ZouDave KC - 8/22 12:52:24
                         I'm gonna start a fight...you've got my back, right?(nm) - Joeboo MU - 8/22 12:54:45
                              As always, a resounding and emphatic - ZouDave KC - 8/22 12:55:14
     Why would you not invite us? - Mormad MU - 8/22 11:37:36
     Same. Bought a Lot P pass. (nm) - cooter MU - 8/22 11:37:14
          have you been chedked for diabetes? symptom is a lota P(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 8/22 12:27:28
          sorry that's the worst lot. i don't even think it's real. - phrejd MU - 8/22 11:44:16
               Behind Mizzou Arena - cooter MU - 8/22 12:22:23
               Lot ph is ok(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 8/22 12:00:33
                    pronounched "Pho"(nm) - ZouDave KC - 8/22 12:01:49
                         the nerve of those people to come to MY country - CulturedDan MU - 8/22 12:03:35
                              Food? We're talking about parking lots. - ZouDave KC - 8/22 12:48:47
                                   AND NOW THEY'RE TELLING ME WHAT I CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT!(nm) - CulturedDan MU - 8/22 12:51:29
                                   to' up from the pho up(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/22 12:50:10
                                        would make a good Fantasy Football team name(nm) - ZouDave KC - 8/22 12:51:29
                                             Dat Ngyuen approves(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/22 12:53:43
     I will be there as well. South End Zone tailgate - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/22 11:27:18
          got your boooin voice all tuned up for - tigerinhogtown STL - 8/22 11:56:01
               I'm not going to boo the kid for playing, but I will boo - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/22 12:05:49
                    I've got one you can borrow - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 8/22 12:33:38
                         wonderfully done (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/22 13:19:02
     I will be there the following week. I am just waiting on my - NWMizzouFan NWMSU - 8/22 11:26:56
     What lot is the Tigerboard tough guy fight? It was Lot X - Fred G. Sanford USA - 8/22 11:23:33
          Lot - Rabbit Test MU - 8/22 12:08:14
          Lot J. Gyro will be roaming around looking to go 9 - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/22 11:28:28
               he still can't find lot J - phrejd MU - 8/22 11:38:23
                    You two are like a couple of school girls... - Gyro MU - 8/22 11:52:52
     Lot N is where it pops off. - ZouDave KC - 8/22 11:20:17
          i too shall be in lot N and it's going to be popping off - phrejd MU - 8/22 11:37:44
               but I'll have Joeboo(nm) - ZouDave KC - 8/22 11:41:51
                    that's your loss (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/22 11:42:41
                         I increase the fun factor of any party by 18.34% - Joeboo MU - 8/22 12:06:07
                              show your work(nm) - ZouDave KC - 8/22 12:50:25
                                   BOAISY(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/22 12:51:20
          We are going to have multiple TV's showing Pornos - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/22 11:31:40
               PARTY PIZZA(nm) - Joeboo MU - 8/22 12:05:14
               just don't stick your dick in the totinos(nm) - MizzouAstro MU - 8/22 11:34:58
                    don't tell me what to do (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/22 11:35:30
                         ^^^has those numbing dick wipes(nm) - MizzouAstro MU - 8/22 11:37:49
                              you can get those at Costco now - cnk ATL - 8/22 11:45:59
                                   I thought those were ass wipes(nm) - DevilsAdvocate KC - 8/22 12:31:35
                                        no those are on the politics board - phrejd MU - 8/22 13:10:33
                                        didn't say it was for *your* dick(nm) - ZouDave KC - 8/22 12:58:27
                                        I suppose your hemorrhoids have not been bothering you(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/22 12:39:00
                                   congrats on the bulk sex, cnk(nm) - MizzouAstro MU - 8/22 12:05:32
                                        oh, I don't use them - cnk ATL - 8/22 12:08:01
                              damn right. i am prepared for a long day of tailgating (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/22 11:40:47
     9 Days!!!!!!!!!!(nm) - AllThingsKC KC - 8/22 11:19:05
     thats why i dont even tailgate on game day - colonel angus beef KC - 8/22 11:12:45
     Even me? (nm) - SatoriTiger JC - 8/22 11:12:35
          especially you - colonel angus beef KC - 8/22 11:13:01
               That tracks (nm) - SatoriTiger JC - 8/22 11:32:38
               we have a strict policy - phrejd MU - 8/22 11:14:55
                    whats the policy about having a strict policy? - colonel angus beef KC - 8/22 11:27:35
                         it's frowned upon(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/22 11:29:19
                              RE: it's frowned upon(nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 8/22 11:32:35
                                   one of the many unwritten rules - phrejd MU - 8/22 11:35:03
                                        I have been on a decades' long quest to write down - SatoriTiger JC - 8/22 11:37:15
                                             RE: I have been on a decades' long quest to write down - colonel angus beef KC - 8/22 11:45:29
                                                  RE: I have been on a decades' long quest to write down - SatoriTiger JC - 8/22 11:46:14
                                                       well hes not wrong - colonel angus beef KC - 8/22 11:50:15
                                             this is madness!(nm) - CulturedDan MU - 8/22 11:37:52
                                                  Great band (nm) - SatoriTiger JC - 8/22 11:39:06
                                                  THIS.IS.SATORI [kicks you down a hole](nm) - cnk ATL - 8/22 11:38:39
                                                       i just started laughing on a teams call - phrejd MU - 8/22 11:39:07
                                                            say 'hi' for me!(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/22 11:40:46
                                                                 i'm still giggling at "kicks you down a hole" (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/22 11:42:11
                                                                      Shack Confession - cnk ATL - 8/22 11:44:06
                                                                 "What's so funny" - SatoriTiger JC - 8/22 11:42:06
                                                                      phrejd's boss sounds like a real wanker(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/22 11:43:35
                                                                           some people are, cnk - SatoriTiger JC - 8/22 11:45:00
     I will be there with ZouDave as well(nm) - Joeboo MU - 8/22 11:10:28
          I see that he roused from his cheeto slumber last night(nm) - CulturedDan MU - 8/22 11:15:27
               I don't even know who you are(nm) - ZouDave KC - 8/22 11:20:39
                    it's TLP(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/22 11:26:45
                         YOU'RE TLP!(nm) - ZouDave KC - 8/22 11:28:38
                              ha, I wish!(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/22 11:29:06
                         hey, sailor!(nm) - CulturedDan MU - 8/22 11:27:34
                    Maybe I shouldn't have said that to the mirror in the - CulturedDan MU - 8/22 11:22:04
               is this sex slang? - phrejd MU - 8/22 11:15:56
          watch your cornhole, bud (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/22 11:10:56




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