Missouri Tigers Athletics :: Mizzou College Sports :: TigerBoard.com :: thats why i dont even tailgate on game day

i'll be tailgating all day next thursday - phrejd MU - 8/22 11:10:02

hope it is not this hot and humid next week (nm) - KCT-BoneTiger MU

- 8/22 13:10:51

our pansy-azz group isn't starting until 5pm. Boooooo - TigerFan92 STL - 8/22 12:16:51

By the time you get set up and fire up the grill - Eggs MU - 8/22 13:07:56

2 shots of Malort and a few beers on an empty stomach - cnk ATL - 8/22 13:10:37

RE: 2 shots of Malort and a few beers on an empty stomach - colonel angus beef KC - 8/22 13:45:06

if you ain't livin', you're dyin'(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/22 13:46:30

Game of drinking Grand Master starts 9 hours before kickoff - Eggs MU - 8/22 13:14:27

god, I love Grand Master(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/22 13:15:58

I noticed(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/22 13:16:51

lol, there is a collector's edition on Ebay for $95 - cnk ATL - 8/22 13:19:00

And get malort as the sponsor(nm) - Eggs MU - 8/22 13:22:25

and what goes best with our two-fisted liquor? - cnk ATL - 8/22 13:25:12

you're not tailgating. you're just showing up for kickoff - phrejd MU - 8/22 12:58:53

get hammered downtown - cnk ATL - 8/22 12:48:29

I'm taking notes...(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 8/22 12:50:10

I know you already know this, but since you're taking notes - cnk ATL - 8/22 12:55:23

How do we subscribe to your newsletter?(nm) - ZouDave KC - 8/22 12:56:36

I'll send you a link to my AOL distro(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/22 12:58:42

you're my Uber driver that day - ZouDave KC - 8/22 12:52:24

I'm gonna start a fight...you've got my back, right?(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 8/22 12:54:45

As always, a resounding and emphatic - ZouDave KC - 8/22 12:55:14

Why would you not invite us? - Mormad MU - 8/22 11:37:36

Same. Bought a Lot P pass. (nm) - cooter MU

- 8/22 11:37:14

have you been chedked for diabetes? symptom is a lota P(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 8/22 12:27:28

sorry that's the worst lot. i don't even think it's real. - phrejd MU - 8/22 11:44:16

Behind Mizzou Arena - cooter MU

- 8/22 12:22:23

Lot ph is ok(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 8/22 12:00:33

pronounched "Pho"(nm) - ZouDave KC - 8/22 12:01:49

the nerve of those people to come to MY country - CulturedDan MU

- 8/22 12:03:35

Food? We're talking about parking lots. - ZouDave KC - 8/22 12:48:47

AND NOW THEY'RE TELLING ME WHAT I CAN COMPLAIN ABOUT!(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 8/22 12:51:29

to' up from the pho up(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/22 12:50:10

would make a good Fantasy Football team name(nm) - ZouDave KC - 8/22 12:51:29

Dat Ngyuen approves(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/22 12:53:43

I will be there as well. South End Zone tailgate - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/22 11:27:18

got your boooin voice all tuned up for - tigerinhogtown STL - 8/22 11:56:01

I'm not going to boo the kid for playing, but I will boo - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/22 12:05:49

I've got one you can borrow - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 8/22 12:33:38

wonderfully done (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/22 13:19:02

I will be there the following week. I am just waiting on my - NWMizzouFan NWMSU - 8/22 11:26:56

What lot is the Tigerboard tough guy fight? It was Lot X - Fred G. Sanford USA - 8/22 11:23:33

Lot - Rabbit Test MU - 8/22 12:08:14

Lot J. Gyro will be roaming around looking to go 9 - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/22 11:28:28

he still can't find lot J - phrejd MU - 8/22 11:38:23

You two are like a couple of school girls... - Gyro MU

- 8/22 11:52:52

Lot N is where it pops off. - ZouDave KC - 8/22 11:20:17

i too shall be in lot N and it's going to be popping off - phrejd MU - 8/22 11:37:44

but I'll have Joeboo(nm) - ZouDave KC - 8/22 11:41:51

that's your loss (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/22 11:42:41

I increase the fun factor of any party by 18.34% - Joeboo MU

- 8/22 12:06:07

show your work(nm) - ZouDave KC - 8/22 12:50:25

BOAISY(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/22 12:51:20

We are going to have multiple TV's showing Pornos - Carlos Rossi KC - 8/22 11:31:40

PARTY PIZZA(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 8/22 12:05:14

just don't stick your dick in the totinos(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 8/22 11:34:58

don't tell me what to do (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/22 11:35:30

^^^has those numbing dick wipes(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 8/22 11:37:49

you can get those at Costco now - cnk ATL - 8/22 11:45:59

I thought those were ass wipes(nm) - DevilsAdvocate KC - 8/22 12:31:35

no those are on the politics board - phrejd MU - 8/22 13:10:33

didn't say it was for *your* dick(nm) - ZouDave KC - 8/22 12:58:27

I suppose your hemorrhoids have not been bothering you(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/22 12:39:00

congrats on the bulk sex, cnk(nm) - MizzouAstro MU

- 8/22 12:05:32

oh, I don't use them - cnk ATL - 8/22 12:08:01

damn right. i am prepared for a long day of tailgating (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/22 11:40:47

9 Days!!!!!!!!!!(nm) - AllThingsKC KC - 8/22 11:19:05

thats why i dont even tailgate on game day - colonel angus beef KC - 8/22 11:12:45

Even me? (nm) - SatoriTiger JC - 8/22 11:12:35

especially you - colonel angus beef KC - 8/22 11:13:01

That tracks (nm) - SatoriTiger JC - 8/22 11:32:38

we have a strict policy - phrejd MU - 8/22 11:14:55

whats the policy about having a strict policy? - colonel angus beef KC - 8/22 11:27:35

it's frowned upon(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/22 11:29:19

RE: it's frowned upon(nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 8/22 11:32:35

one of the many unwritten rules - phrejd MU - 8/22 11:35:03

I have been on a decades' long quest to write down - SatoriTiger JC - 8/22 11:37:15

RE: I have been on a decades' long quest to write down - colonel angus beef KC - 8/22 11:45:29

RE: I have been on a decades' long quest to write down - SatoriTiger JC - 8/22 11:46:14

well hes not wrong - colonel angus beef KC - 8/22 11:50:15

this is madness!(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 8/22 11:37:52

Great band (nm) - SatoriTiger JC - 8/22 11:39:06

THIS.IS.SATORI [kicks you down a hole](nm) - cnk ATL - 8/22 11:38:39

i just started laughing on a teams call - phrejd MU - 8/22 11:39:07

say 'hi' for me!(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/22 11:40:46

i'm still giggling at "kicks you down a hole" (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/22 11:42:11

Shack Confession - cnk ATL - 8/22 11:44:06

"What's so funny" - SatoriTiger JC - 8/22 11:42:06

phrejd's boss sounds like a real wanker(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/22 11:43:35

some people are, cnk - SatoriTiger JC - 8/22 11:45:00

I will be there with ZouDave as well(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 8/22 11:10:28

I see that he roused from his cheeto slumber last night(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 8/22 11:15:27

I don't even know who you are(nm) - ZouDave KC - 8/22 11:20:39

it's TLP(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/22 11:26:45

YOU'RE TLP!(nm) - ZouDave KC - 8/22 11:28:38

ha, I wish!(nm) - cnk ATL - 8/22 11:29:06

hey, sailor!(nm) - CulturedDan MU

- 8/22 11:27:34

Maybe I shouldn't have said that to the mirror in the - CulturedDan MU

- 8/22 11:22:04

is this sex slang? - phrejd MU - 8/22 11:15:56

watch your cornhole, bud (nm) - phrejd MU - 8/22 11:10:56

thats why i dont even tailgate on game day

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