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This remains the accurate replay
Posted on: December 15, 2022 at 10:24:04 CT
Spanky KU
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Attacker: Where's Nancy??? I am gonna hurt her! By the way, thanks for turning off your burglar alarm system so I could enter without waking you, the neighbors or cops stationed outside your home!
Paul P: Hey man... Time out! (this is Pelosi's 1st Time Out of the Half) I gotta go poop! Do you mind if I take my cell phone with me?
Attacker: Sure.. no problem.
Paul P: (talks in code to 911 Dispatcher who sends officers then asks attacker:) Where were we Mister Attacker?
Attacker: We were struggling over the hammer... Let's get back to it!
Pelosi: Time out! (this is Pelosi's 2nd Time Out of the Half) Can we take this fight downstairs next to the front door because I called the cops on you when I went poop.
Attacker: No problem... let's go. and BTW, I knew you called the cops.
(they then walk to the front door area of the home)
Pelosi: Thanks... Where were we Mister Attacker?
Attacker: We were struggling over the hammer... Let's get back to it!
Cops: knock knock knock Police! Open up!
Paul P: Hey man. Time out (this is his 3rd an final Time Out of the Half) Mind if I answer the door?
Attacker: No problem. But promise you will come right back to me.
Pauld P: I can't quit you! Of course I will come back to you.
Paul P opens door and rushes to the Attacker's side: Where were we Mister Attacker?
Attacker: We were struggling over the hammer... Let's get back to it!
Cops: Hey you guys! Knock it off! Or I will yell at you some more!
Attacker: Knock his head off? OK!
Cops: I will only warn you 5 or 6 more times before I get really mad! Good thing you aren't black or we would have shot you!!!
Media: This is an unbelievable story! Can we see the instant replay?
SFPD: No
Attacker: Where's Nancy??? I am gonna hurt her! By the way, thanks for turning off your burglar alarm system so I could enter without waking you, the neighbors or cops stationed outside your home!
Paul P: Hey man... Time out! (this is Pelosi's 1st Time Out of the Half) I gotta go poop! Do you mind if I take my cell phone with me?
Attacker: Sure.. no problem.
Paul P: (talks in code to 911 Dispatcher who sends officers then asks attacker:) Where were we Mister Attacker?
Attacker: We were struggling over the hammer... Let's get back to it!
Pelosi: Time out! (this is Pelosi's 2nd Time Out of the Half) Can we take this fight downstairs next to the front door because I called the cops on you when I went poop.
Attacker: No problem... let's go. and BTW, I knew you called the cops.
(they then walk to the front door area of the home)
Pelosi: Thanks... Where were we Mister Attacker?
Attacker: We were struggling over the hammer... Let's get back to it!
Cops: knock knock knock Police! Open up!
Paul P: Hey man. Time out (this is his 3rd an final Time Out of the Half) Mind if I answer the door?
Attacker: No problem. But promise you will come right back to me.
Pauld P: I can't quit you! Of course I will come back to you.
Paul P opens door and rushes to the Attacker's side: Where were we Mister Attacker?
Attacker: We were struggling over the hammer... Let's get back to it!
Cops: Hey you guys! Knock it off! Or I will yell at you some more!
Attacker: Knock his head off? OK!
Cops: I will only warn you 5 or 6 more times before I get really mad! Good thing you aren't black or we would have shot you!!!
Media: This is an unbelievable story! Can we see the instant replay?
SFPD: No
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This remains the accurate replay - Spanky KU - 12/15 10:24:04