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Posted on: August 12, 2021 at 10:45:21 CT

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I bought a new Ford F150 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. Go figure-- it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. I returned it to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.

"Nelson",the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
"Willie!" he continued and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant
"Georgia On My Mind" replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven", I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles", I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, "Ass Hole!"
Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States ."

Damn I love this truck...

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Producer prices soar 7.8% annually in July, most on record - Spanky KU - 8/12 10:28:34

Jimmy Carter is cheering for Joe(nm) - DollarSigns MU - 8/12 10:48:50

Adults in the house! (nm) - MIZ45 MU - 8/12 10:46:37

Return of Kenya Barry stagflation(nm) - Ragnar Danneskjold MU

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You obviously don't know what stagflation is. We didn't - *M* KC - 8/12 10:56:00

really? - Spanky KU - 8/12 13:02:43

really? - Spanky KU - 8/12 12:54:46

Lol you don't know $hit boomer - Ragnar Danneskjold MU

- 8/12 10:57:52

I bought a new truck. - Tigrrrr! MU

- 8/12 10:45:21

I like it(nm) - 4TigersinMichigan MU - 8/12 11:40:59

that is literally the worst dad joke ever(nm) - NWMizzouFan NWMSU - 8/12 11:09:07

Stolen from Facebook - mizzoumurfkc KC - 8/12 11:39:53

Supply chain issues are the main culprit. Nm - SparkyStalcup MU - 8/12 10:39:37

RE: Supply chain issues: No. Inflation is sparked by too - BH O'bonga MU - 8/12 10:55:13

Keep going. - MIZ45 MU - 8/12 10:46:57

Pandemic-related. Production was halted or slowed of - SparkyStalcup MU - 8/12 10:54:03

Weak demand? That's it? Nothing to do with being deemed - MIZ45 MU - 8/12 11:11:49

So would it be better to have policies that return workers - 4TigersinMichigan MU - 8/12 10:55:24

Stay home, don't work, stay safe. - ummmm MU - 8/12 11:00:26

People are returning back to work. 4 million new jobs - SparkyStalcup MU - 8/12 10:58:49

Hold that thought - 4TigersinMichigan MU - 8/12 11:40:08

It will be down in 6 months. Nm - SparkyStalcup MU - 8/12 13:48:22

And furthermore, when there are supply chain issues - 4TigersinMichigan MU - 8/12 10:48:22

The supply chain issues are an outgrowth of Covid... - Gyro MU - 8/12 10:55:13

*outgrowth of the novel, untested, unproven, and now - ummmm MU - 8/12 10:59:50

How convenient for you to play armchair quarterback... - Gyro MU - 8/12 11:07:20

I've been noting for 18 months now that all of these novel - ummmm MU - 8/12 11:15:09

Which pandemic protocols? - Gyro MU - 8/12 11:17:34

Additionally, you're aware that there was a pandemic-level - ummmm MU - 8/12 11:22:50

284,000 deaths vs. 2,000,000... - Gyro MU - 8/12 12:19:53

Not a ringing endorsement for all these counter-measures - ummmm MU - 8/12 12:23:20

RE: Which pandemic protocols? - ummmm MU - 8/12 11:19:29

"BeCauSe tHe ViRuS" incoming. (nm) - ummmm MU - 8/12 10:47:47

No, main culprit is unprecedented new money printing. - ummmm MU - 8/12 10:41:43

Wrong. Quantitative easing didn't increase inflation during - SparkyStalcup MU - 8/12 10:56:31

Inflation increased every year since 2008. - ummmm MU - 8/12 10:58:25

We're talking about price level increases, not your - SparkyStalcup MU - 8/12 10:59:55

I know. Prices increased every year since 2008. - ummmm MU - 8/12 11:01:06

So prices increased? How much did inflation increase? - SparkyStalcup MU - 8/12 13:49:42

And Biden is convinced what will help runaway inflation - 4TigersinMichigan MU - 8/12 10:38:11