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The "Do you know I eat octupus 3 times a day? I got

Posted on: December 16, 2020 at 18:38:20 CT
BigTime SEMO
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f'octupus coming out of my f'ears, man." of that scene is most hilarious as well.
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When a naked man is chasing a woman through a dark alley with a butcher knife and a hard on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
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Mt Rushmore of favorite movie lines? - bluesox7 MU - 12/16 15:16:49
     Are you here for the Affair sir ? The Graduate - raskolnikov MU - 12/17 07:45:38
     Do you know what the first rule of flying is? - BigTime SEMO - 12/16 20:31:15
     All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain(nm) - BigTime SEMO - 12/16 19:33:52
     If I kill all the golfers, they'll lock me up - BigDave MU - 12/16 19:31:17
          The Godfather - BigDave MU - 12/16 19:48:58
          Blues Brothers - BigDave MU - 12/16 19:39:49
               Man how did i miss that movie - colonel angus beef KC - 12/16 20:29:53
          Cop says, let me see your license - BigDave MU - 12/16 19:35:11
     Hey neighbor! you shlt for brains man - TigerFan92 STL - 12/16 19:18:27
     Don't pi$$ down my back and tell me it's raining(nm) - Wildcat KSU - 12/16 18:52:12
     Another big un: There's nothing you can - BigTime SEMO - 12/16 18:11:13
          The "Do you know I eat octupus 3 times a day? I got - BigTime SEMO - 12/16 18:38:20
     I'd say these are big uns. - BigTime SEMO - 12/16 17:56:46
     either someone forgot to do their shirt laundry - cnk ATL - 12/16 16:54:34
     Here's one. I'll "cheat" -- last few lines of this: - BigTime SEMO - 12/16 16:53:30
     I hired you people to get a little track laid - Cosmo MU - 12/16 16:44:20
     Now boys, don’t get caught watching the paint dry! (nm) - sYsTiger KC - 12/16 16:42:35
     "What we have here is a failure to communicate". nm - Nebraska99 STL - 12/16 16:41:45
     "Hey, Hanrahan. Your wife's a dyke!"(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 12/16 16:36:35
     First, take a big step back... and literally, f*ck your own - colonel angus beef KC - 12/16 16:33:26
          ...Cruise best performance?(nm) - BigTime SEMO - 12/16 16:43:15
               Downey Jr too (nm) - sYsTiger KC - 12/16 16:45:31
     looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue (nm) - sYsTiger KC - 12/16 16:31:36
          Joey, ever seen a grown man naked? (nm) - sYsTiger KC - 12/16 16:48:42
     You climb obstacles like old people fvck. Do you know that - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 12/16 16:29:10
     I'm your Huckleberry(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 12/16 16:27:14
     "...of frightening power and timbre..." - colonel angus beef KC - 12/16 16:26:30
     There no way. No Way!! you came from my loins - sYsTiger KC - 12/16 16:25:59
     GET TO THE CHOPPAHHH - bobbelcher MU - 12/16 16:25:25
          Oh, here's the movie line that cracked me up instead. - BigTime SEMO - 12/16 17:12:38
          Some good ones, don't know "GO AWAY, I'M 'BAITIN!!!"(nm) - BigTime SEMO - 12/16 16:42:03
     Two from Fletch - Erwin Fletcher STL - 12/16 16:25:24
          What kind of name is Poon anyway? - cnk ATL - 12/16 16:43:46
          Oh, man. How did I forget Fletch - cooter KC - 12/16 16:35:50
          Probably that pederast Hanrahan - colonel angus beef KC - 12/16 16:28:43
          Cmon guys....it’s all ball bearings these days! (nm) - sYsTiger KC - 12/16 16:26:56
          It's all ball bearings these days...Fletch has several(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 12/16 16:26:20
     Did you see the size of that Chicken? - Carlos Rossi KC - 12/16 16:25:05
          haha, saw that in like 8th grade - bobbelcher MU - 12/16 16:26:47
     ****ter’s full(nm) - tigerNkc MU - 12/16 16:23:41
          ****ter was full....people alwys get it wrong(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 12/16 16:24:50
     Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50/50 chance of living, - colonel angus beef KC - 12/16 16:22:31
     If you see a large brown bear you've gone too far. (nm) - livinsmall MU - 12/16 16:22:01
     Keep on digging. You'll eventually find your head. (nm) - livinsmall MU - 12/16 16:21:01
     First rule of fight club - bobbelcher MU - 12/16 16:20:27
     Freedom? That'll cost ya. (nm) - livinsmall MU - 12/16 16:19:54
     Chet! My names Chet. And I didn’t think it was a whales - sYsTiger KC - 12/16 16:19:48
          ...ha.(nm) - BigTime SEMO - 12/16 16:34:39
     Got any of those funny shaped balloons? Not unless you think - showme NWMSU - 12/16 16:15:44
          Heineken, Heineken! F - showme NWMSU - 12/16 16:19:15
               I'll fvck anything that moves!!! (nm) - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 12/16 16:27:50
     Nobody can eat 50 eggs....nobody(nm) - Mormad MU - 12/16 16:13:48
     RE: Mt Rushmore of favorite movie lines? - livinsmall MU - 12/16 16:12:08
          merry christmas livinsmall (nm) - Cosmo MU - 12/16 16:12:54
               to you and yours (nm) - livinsmall MU - 12/16 16:14:52
     Let me rephrase it. We got a jar of old mustard, and we got - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 12/16 16:08:46
     Not sure I have 4, but here's 2. - cooter KC - 12/16 16:03:17
     duck tape. I need it for... taping something (nm) - Cosmo MU - 12/16 15:59:35
          I have to return some videotapes (nm) - zoomer 99 - 12/16 16:06:45
          you like Huey Lewis and the news? their early stuff was a - KCT-BoneTiger MU - 12/16 16:01:37
               It's not "nuwave" dipsh*t (nm) - Cosmo MU - 12/16 16:02:21
     To me you're nothin' but dog****, you understand? (nm) - pickle MU - 12/16 15:57:16
     rubbin is racing, Harry (nm) - KCT-BoneTiger MU - 12/16 15:55:33
          no(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 12/16 15:57:49
               ICE CREAM? YOU'RE EATING ICE CREAM? - KCT-BoneTiger MU - 12/16 15:59:02
                    Fvck you, a sshole(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 12/16 16:02:04
     I think my Mt. Rushmore would be the best 4 of these - KCT-BoneTiger MU - 12/16 15:55:15
     Well, I work all the time. So never interrupt me. - Grasslands MU - 12/16 15:54:12
     wake up campers, it is a glorious morning. Today is - KCT-BoneTiger MU - 12/16 15:53:42
     when this car hits 88mph, you're going to see some serious - KCT-BoneTiger MU - 12/16 15:50:31
          you knew she was bald headed! Janet Jackson? More like - bluesox7 MU - 12/16 15:53:28
               HEY, EVERYBODY, SMOKEY BACK HERE TAKIN' A **** - cnk ATL - 12/16 15:54:35
                    Hushpuppies Daddy!(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 12/16 15:57:30
     I do not avoid women, Mandrake.But I do deny them my essence - colonel angus beef KC - 12/16 15:49:00
          You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner, it's a sailboat (nm) - hefeweizen MU - 12/16 15:54:49
               In a row?! (nm) - zoomer 99 - 12/16 16:08:01
          WE MUST NOT ALLOW A MINESHAFT GAP (nm) - zoomer 99 - 12/16 15:50:41
     You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company. - colonel angus beef KC - 12/16 15:47:41
          It's funny. I think the best delivered lines here is, - BigTime SEMO - 12/16 16:28:05
          Yep. It's a dickfer(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 12/16 15:48:37
     "Do you mind if I name my first child after you? Dipshyt - tigerNkc MU - 12/16 15:44:35
     o r they? (nm) - Cosmo MU - 12/16 15:43:42
          lol yes(nm) - cnk ATL - 12/16 15:48:06
     What if me and the boys was to shoot that n***er dead? Would - hefeweizen MU - 12/16 15:41:57
          Dont nobody go in the bathroom, for 35-45 mins. - bluesox7 MU - 12/16 15:46:59
     RE: Mt Rushmore of favorite movie lines? - Mizzou Tom KC - 12/16 15:41:42
     He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!(nm) - Fool on the Hill MU - 12/16 15:32:57
          LOL. - colonel angus beef KC - 12/16 15:38:40
     Wrong hole, fool (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 12/16 15:32:21
          nuh uh, that's the baby's lunch(nm) - cnk ATL - 12/16 15:33:07
     He became a man the day of the greatest game he ever played. - colonel angus beef KC - 12/16 15:27:08
          Fear and Loathing?(nm) - cnk ATL - 12/16 15:32:15
               not really... - colonel angus beef KC - 12/16 15:35:27
                    I'm going to find it and watch it this weekend(nm) - cnk ATL - 12/16 15:38:23
                         definitely worth it. its on prime. also the soundtrack - colonel angus beef KC - 12/16 15:43:40
                              that does look badass(nm) - cnk ATL - 12/16 15:52:37
                                   might help watching to know... - colonel angus beef KC - 12/16 16:18:35
                                        I want to be an actor just to research the roles(nm) - cnk ATL - 12/16 16:21:42
     I just ate her he kissed her and ate her booty(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 12/16 15:24:01
     RE: Mt Rushmore of favorite movie lines? - kcmizzou99 MU - 12/16 15:23:43
          It's not a motorcycle, it's a chopper (nm) - cooter KC - 12/16 16:01:45
     RE: Mt Rushmore of favorite movie lines? - Mizzou Lou KC - 12/16 15:21:49
     RE: Mt Rushmore of favorite movie lines? - TigerJackSwartz MU - 12/16 15:21:44
     attitude reflect leadership(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 12/16 15:18:46




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