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Well, I work all the time. So never interrupt me.

Posted on: December 16, 2020 at 15:54:12 CT
Grasslands MU
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Not if there's a fire. Not even if you hear the sound of a thud coming from my home and a week later, there's a smell that can only be a decaying human body and you have to put a hanky up to your nose because the smell is so bad, you think you're gonna faint. Even then don't come knocking. Or, if it's election night, and you're excited and you wanna celebrate because some fudge packer you date has become the first queer president of the United States and he's going to have you down to Camp David, and you want someone to share the moment with. Even then, don't knock, not on this door. Not for any reason. Do you get me, sweetheart?
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Mt Rushmore of favorite movie lines? - bluesox7 MU - 12/16 15:16:49
     Are you here for the Affair sir ? The Graduate - raskolnikov MU - 12/17 07:45:38
     Do you know what the first rule of flying is? - BigTime SEMO - 12/16 20:31:15
     All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain(nm) - BigTime SEMO - 12/16 19:33:52
     If I kill all the golfers, they'll lock me up - BigDave MU - 12/16 19:31:17
          The Godfather - BigDave MU - 12/16 19:48:58
          Blues Brothers - BigDave MU - 12/16 19:39:49
               Man how did i miss that movie - colonel angus beef KC - 12/16 20:29:53
          Cop says, let me see your license - BigDave MU - 12/16 19:35:11
     Hey neighbor! you shlt for brains man - TigerFan92 STL - 12/16 19:18:27
     Don't pi$$ down my back and tell me it's raining(nm) - Wildcat KSU - 12/16 18:52:12
     Another big un: There's nothing you can - BigTime SEMO - 12/16 18:11:13
          The "Do you know I eat octupus 3 times a day? I got - BigTime SEMO - 12/16 18:38:20
     I'd say these are big uns. - BigTime SEMO - 12/16 17:56:46
     either someone forgot to do their shirt laundry - cnk ATL - 12/16 16:54:34
     Here's one. I'll "cheat" -- last few lines of this: - BigTime SEMO - 12/16 16:53:30
     I hired you people to get a little track laid - Cosmo MU - 12/16 16:44:20
     Now boys, don’t get caught watching the paint dry! (nm) - sYsTiger KC - 12/16 16:42:35
     "What we have here is a failure to communicate". nm - Nebraska99 STL - 12/16 16:41:45
     "Hey, Hanrahan. Your wife's a dyke!"(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 12/16 16:36:35
     First, take a big step back... and literally, f*ck your own - colonel angus beef KC - 12/16 16:33:26
          ...Cruise best performance?(nm) - BigTime SEMO - 12/16 16:43:15
               Downey Jr too (nm) - sYsTiger KC - 12/16 16:45:31
     looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue (nm) - sYsTiger KC - 12/16 16:31:36
          Joey, ever seen a grown man naked? (nm) - sYsTiger KC - 12/16 16:48:42
     You climb obstacles like old people fvck. Do you know that - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 12/16 16:29:10
     I'm your Huckleberry(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 12/16 16:27:14
     "...of frightening power and timbre..." - colonel angus beef KC - 12/16 16:26:30
     There no way. No Way!! you came from my loins - sYsTiger KC - 12/16 16:25:59
     GET TO THE CHOPPAHHH - bobbelcher MU - 12/16 16:25:25
          Oh, here's the movie line that cracked me up instead. - BigTime SEMO - 12/16 17:12:38
          Some good ones, don't know "GO AWAY, I'M 'BAITIN!!!"(nm) - BigTime SEMO - 12/16 16:42:03
     Two from Fletch - Erwin Fletcher STL - 12/16 16:25:24
          What kind of name is Poon anyway? - cnk ATL - 12/16 16:43:46
          Oh, man. How did I forget Fletch - cooter KC - 12/16 16:35:50
          Probably that pederast Hanrahan - colonel angus beef KC - 12/16 16:28:43
          Cmon guys....it’s all ball bearings these days! (nm) - sYsTiger KC - 12/16 16:26:56
          It's all ball bearings these days...Fletch has several(nm) - Carlos Rossi KC - 12/16 16:26:20
     Did you see the size of that Chicken? - Carlos Rossi KC - 12/16 16:25:05
          haha, saw that in like 8th grade - bobbelcher MU - 12/16 16:26:47
     ****ter’s full(nm) - tigerNkc MU - 12/16 16:23:41
          ****ter was full....people alwys get it wrong(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 12/16 16:24:50
     Doctors say that Nordberg has a 50/50 chance of living, - colonel angus beef KC - 12/16 16:22:31
     If you see a large brown bear you've gone too far. (nm) - livinsmall MU - 12/16 16:22:01
     Keep on digging. You'll eventually find your head. (nm) - livinsmall MU - 12/16 16:21:01
     First rule of fight club - bobbelcher MU - 12/16 16:20:27
     Freedom? That'll cost ya. (nm) - livinsmall MU - 12/16 16:19:54
     Chet! My names Chet. And I didn’t think it was a whales - sYsTiger KC - 12/16 16:19:48
          ...ha.(nm) - BigTime SEMO - 12/16 16:34:39
     Got any of those funny shaped balloons? Not unless you think - showme NWMSU - 12/16 16:15:44
          Heineken, Heineken! F - showme NWMSU - 12/16 16:19:15
               I'll fvck anything that moves!!! (nm) - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 12/16 16:27:50
     Nobody can eat 50 eggs....nobody(nm) - Mormad MU - 12/16 16:13:48
     RE: Mt Rushmore of favorite movie lines? - livinsmall MU - 12/16 16:12:08
          merry christmas livinsmall (nm) - Cosmo MU - 12/16 16:12:54
               to you and yours (nm) - livinsmall MU - 12/16 16:14:52
     Let me rephrase it. We got a jar of old mustard, and we got - Lt. J. Dangle MU - 12/16 16:08:46
     Not sure I have 4, but here's 2. - cooter KC - 12/16 16:03:17
     duck tape. I need it for... taping something (nm) - Cosmo MU - 12/16 15:59:35
          I have to return some videotapes (nm) - zoomer 99 - 12/16 16:06:45
          you like Huey Lewis and the news? their early stuff was a - KCT-BoneTiger A - 12/16 16:01:37
               It's not "nuwave" dipsh*t (nm) - Cosmo MU - 12/16 16:02:21
     To me you're nothin' but dog****, you understand? (nm) - pickle MU - 12/16 15:57:16
     rubbin is racing, Harry (nm) - KCT-BoneTiger A - 12/16 15:55:33
          no(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 12/16 15:57:49
               ICE CREAM? YOU'RE EATING ICE CREAM? - KCT-BoneTiger A - 12/16 15:59:02
                    Fvck you, a sshole(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 12/16 16:02:04
     I think my Mt. Rushmore would be the best 4 of these - KCT-BoneTiger A - 12/16 15:55:15
     Well, I work all the time. So never interrupt me. - Grasslands MU - 12/16 15:54:12
     wake up campers, it is a glorious morning. Today is - KCT-BoneTiger A - 12/16 15:53:42
     when this car hits 88mph, you're going to see some serious - KCT-BoneTiger A - 12/16 15:50:31
          you knew she was bald headed! Janet Jackson? More like - bluesox7 MU - 12/16 15:53:28
               HEY, EVERYBODY, SMOKEY BACK HERE TAKIN' A **** - cnk ATL - 12/16 15:54:35
                    Hushpuppies Daddy!(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 12/16 15:57:30
     I do not avoid women, Mandrake.But I do deny them my essence - colonel angus beef KC - 12/16 15:49:00
          You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner, it's a sailboat (nm) - hefeweizen MU - 12/16 15:54:49
               In a row?! (nm) - zoomer 99 - 12/16 16:08:01
          WE MUST NOT ALLOW A MINESHAFT GAP (nm) - zoomer 99 - 12/16 15:50:41
     You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company. - colonel angus beef KC - 12/16 15:47:41
          It's funny. I think the best delivered lines here is, - BigTime SEMO - 12/16 16:28:05
          Yep. It's a dickfer(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 12/16 15:48:37
     "Do you mind if I name my first child after you? Dipshyt - tigerNkc MU - 12/16 15:44:35
     o r they? (nm) - Cosmo MU - 12/16 15:43:42
          lol yes(nm) - cnk ATL - 12/16 15:48:06
     What if me and the boys was to shoot that n***er dead? Would - hefeweizen MU - 12/16 15:41:57
          Dont nobody go in the bathroom, for 35-45 mins. - bluesox7 MU - 12/16 15:46:59
     RE: Mt Rushmore of favorite movie lines? - Mizzou Tom KC - 12/16 15:41:42
     He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!(nm) - Fool on the Hill MU - 12/16 15:32:57
          LOL. - colonel angus beef KC - 12/16 15:38:40
     Wrong hole, fool (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 12/16 15:32:21
          nuh uh, that's the baby's lunch(nm) - cnk ATL - 12/16 15:33:07
     He became a man the day of the greatest game he ever played. - colonel angus beef KC - 12/16 15:27:08
          Fear and Loathing?(nm) - cnk ATL - 12/16 15:32:15
               not really... - colonel angus beef KC - 12/16 15:35:27
                    I'm going to find it and watch it this weekend(nm) - cnk ATL - 12/16 15:38:23
                         definitely worth it. its on prime. also the soundtrack - colonel angus beef KC - 12/16 15:43:40
                              that does look badass(nm) - cnk ATL - 12/16 15:52:37
                                   might help watching to know... - colonel angus beef KC - 12/16 16:18:35
                                        I want to be an actor just to research the roles(nm) - cnk ATL - 12/16 16:21:42
     I just ate her he kissed her and ate her booty(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 12/16 15:24:01
     RE: Mt Rushmore of favorite movie lines? - kcmizzou99 MU - 12/16 15:23:43
          It's not a motorcycle, it's a chopper (nm) - cooter KC - 12/16 16:01:45
     RE: Mt Rushmore of favorite movie lines? - Mizzou Lou KC - 12/16 15:21:49
     RE: Mt Rushmore of favorite movie lines? - TigerJackSwartz MU - 12/16 15:21:44
     attitude reflect leadership(nm) - tigerinhogtown STL - 12/16 15:18:46




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