Given that we get hardly any turnovers, I'd much prefer

Posted on: November 6, 2020 at 12:59:23 CT

we hand out a giant plastic limp phallus to all our players that fumble, throw an interception or drop a pass. They'd carry this huge limp dick up and down the sideline during the game like Miami does their turnover chain. I think it has promise. Not many would want the award twice.

Edited by samclemens at 13:06:33 on 11/06/20