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When i was around 13 i got into a fight while wearing

Posted on: February 22, 2020 at 21:17:51 CT
colonel angus beef KC
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my favorite jeans. The legs were just caked in blood and being the jackass whatever-ist that i was, i just tossed them on my bedroom floor. My mother apparent tried to wash it out but there was too much blood. So she thought to just cut them off into shorts.

When i saw them i couldn't even be mad, i laughed so hard bc they made daisy dukes look like a friggin puritans smock, my ass was hanging all out. There was no measuring there. She just cut off where the blood was.

Wish id kept them.

For jogging.
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Going through boxes of old clothes and found some old jorts - Fred G. Sanford MSU - 2/22 09:17:47
     odds your balls hang out the bottom - MizzouAstro MU - 2/22 11:57:33
          Those aren't jorts.... - Tigrrrr! MU - 2/22 14:59:41
          ^^^Never wore Guess cutoffs rolled right above the knee. (nm) - Newcatbirdseat MU - 2/22 13:06:49
               hold my metamucil. - dangertim MU - 2/22 16:00:36
     Kids these days - Tptiger MU - 2/22 11:53:59
          When i was around 13 i got into a fight while wearing - colonel angus beef KC - 2/22 21:17:51
          the great depression was a simpler time(nm) - MizzouAstro MU - 2/22 12:00:34
               it's an 80s thing. People who spend 3 figures on - dangertim MU - 2/22 16:01:43
               My parents grew up during that time - Tptiger MU - 2/22 15:04:48
               My mom did the same in the 80s. Used jeans.. then patch - TigerMatt STL - 2/22 12:49:05
                    Exactly(nm) - Tptiger MU - 2/22 13:58:32
     Do you have a pair of crocs to go with them? that would - ADelpiero10 MU - 2/22 10:32:35
     If you truly own jorts that you did not cut off yourself - MrBlueSky MU - 2/22 09:28:35
          what if i cut them off another dude? - colonel angus beef KC - 2/22 09:30:11
               Then they're Danny Dukes(nm) - Mormad MU - 2/22 09:33:50
                    But its not gay because the flash gordon theme was playing - colonel angus beef KC - 2/22 09:36:47
                         and the balls (presumably) didn't touch(nm) - MizzouAstro MU - 2/22 11:57:54
                              Doesn't matter if youre thinking about a hot chick - colonel angus beef KC - 2/22 12:42:42
                                   this is where I should insert a WKYK sketch. - dangertim MU - 2/22 16:03:04
                                        Its never wrong to do that. - colonel angus beef KC - 2/22 19:47:59




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