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Calling for the dissolution of Mizzou Football
Posted on: September 17, 2019 at 12:34:18 CT
Mizzou Guru SEMO
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I am sorry but I must call for the dissolution of the Missouri Tigers football team effective immediately and without delay.
The reasons for this action:
1) College football is just another example of the rich and powerful screwing over those that lack power. Let's make millions of dollars off these kids and drag our feet as long as possible in paying them a few thin dimes. I must tell you - Slavery has been abolished in this country!
2) Football is just a means of expressing the violence within the souls of human beings in a vicarious manner. How about instead of acting out these "wars" that reside within us we all simply go to a shrink and work it out in the fetal position.
3) Most of the kids that play college football at Mizzou are descendants of slaves. The state of Missouri was a border state during the Civil War (a very uncivil war if I might add) which means that we did not take a position against slavery. Have we earned the right to profit off these kids?
I ask you to look in your hearts and do what is right. By the way, does anybody have access to the snap counts for each of the Mizzou games? Please let me know.
Your humble leader and guru
The reasons for this action:
1) College football is just another example of the rich and powerful screwing over those that lack power. Let's make millions of dollars off these kids and drag our feet as long as possible in paying them a few thin dimes. I must tell you - Slavery has been abolished in this country!
2) Football is just a means of expressing the violence within the souls of human beings in a vicarious manner. How about instead of acting out these "wars" that reside within us we all simply go to a shrink and work it out in the fetal position.
3) Most of the kids that play college football at Mizzou are descendants of slaves. The state of Missouri was a border state during the Civil War (a very uncivil war if I might add) which means that we did not take a position against slavery. Have we earned the right to profit off these kids?
I ask you to look in your hearts and do what is right. By the way, does anybody have access to the snap counts for each of the Mizzou games? Please let me know.
Your humble leader and guru
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Calling for the dissolution of Mizzou Football - Mizzou Guru SEMO - 9/17 12:34:18
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