Welcome Guest
Sign In | Register

RE: it's actually alcoholic. About 0.5%, so drink a couple

Posted on: March 22, 2019 at 12:05:37 CT
colonel angus beef KC
Posts:
104690
Member For:
11.88 yrs
Level:
User
M.O.B. Votes:
0
In the annals of unexpected athlete excuses, we have a new entry courtesy Vikings wide receiver Michael Floyd. Under house arrest as a result of a conviction on a February DUI charge, Floyd reportedly violated the terms of his imprisonment by failing three self-administered breathalyzer tests earlier this month. But he claims that the alcohol in his body was the result not of beer or liquor, but kombucha, the fermented tea drink that contains a small amount of alcohol.
Report Message

Please explain why this message is being reported.

REPLY

Handle:
Password:
Subject:

MESSAGE THREAD

I've started drinking Kombucha and I have to say - lqf2b8 MU - 3/22 10:31:58
     What's it supposed to do for you? What benefits? - Mormad MU - 3/22 11:08:28
          healthy bacteria to your gut. Most research that has come - lqf2b8 MU - 3/22 11:15:25
               can you put booze in it? - colonel angus beef KC - 3/22 11:46:30
                    it's actually alcoholic. About 0.5%, so drink a couple - dangertim MU - 3/22 11:55:57
                         RE: it's actually alcoholic. About 0.5%, so drink a couple - colonel angus beef KC - 3/22 12:05:37
                              Just using mouthwash is a better excuse(nm) - dangertim MU - 3/22 12:06:48
                    You wouldn't want to. It is that ****ing gross(nm) - TheWildcat STL - 3/22 11:53:13
                         ^^turning down putting booze in something. - dangertim MU - 3/22 11:57:13
                              Drink it straight, chump(nm) - TheWildcat STL - 3/22 12:55:03
                              RE: ^^turning down putting booze in something. - colonel angus beef KC - 3/22 12:04:14
               Those fecal translplant studies - meatiger MU - 3/22 11:44:27
                    ^^^ knows his **** ^^^(nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 3/22 12:08:48
                         but seriously all the gut bacteria wouldn't be considered - lqf2b8 MU - 3/22 12:14:40
                              I hate to see the bacteria that feeds off of ground chicken, - dangertim MU - 3/22 12:17:58
                                   That's probably what did it. Coupled with my appendectomy - lqf2b8 MU - 3/22 12:20:26
                                        how old are you and when did you have appendectomy? - escalade MU - 3/22 12:29:57
                                             73 now and 69 when appendectomized(nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 3/22 12:31:10
                                                  I'm 36 now had my appendectomy at 32. The appendectomy - lqf2b8 MU - 3/22 12:44:32
                                                  liar(nm) - escalade MU - 3/22 12:32:33
                                                       what, septuagenarians don't post dick pics? (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 3/22 12:51:01
                                                            no, they go live at the gym locker room - colonel angus beef KC - 3/22 13:02:02
                                        I can see that. It's not a vestigial organ, there are a lot - dangertim MU - 3/22 12:27:20
               Go to the GI clinic and have them shoot the stranger's **** - dangertim MU - 3/22 11:27:51
          If it's a good brand, just various strains of probiotics - dangertim MU - 3/22 11:11:49
     It's disgusting(nm) - Mizzmi27 MU - 3/22 10:58:54
     RE:** I've started drinking Kumbucket and I have to say - sYsTiger MU - 3/22 10:50:47
     that's pretty gay(nm) - dangertim MU - 3/22 10:39:10
          It's only gay to recommend that people drink it. That's gay. - lqf2b8 MU - 3/22 10:40:23
               i agree - beakerbasher(nm) - TigerA MU - 3/22 10:44:56
                    oh man - Cosmo MU - 3/22 11:01:51
                    LMAO! YES!(nm) - dangertim MU - 3/22 10:54:21
                    Holy ****, this might be the best one yet (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 3/22 10:46:46
               but if the recommender makes his own, then that reverses - dangertim MU - 3/22 10:43:58
                    make your own??? Do you put placenta in your dreds too?(nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 3/22 10:46:17
                         fun fact: The colony starter kinda has a look to it plus - dangertim MU - 3/22 10:54:05
     you'll be purchasing clothes made from hemp soon - Joeboo MU - 3/22 10:35:28
          I'm doing it for my UC. It probably wont help at which poin - lqf2b8 MU - 3/22 10:36:49
               have you tried a crystal pendant to align your 7 chakras?(nm) - Joeboo MU - 3/22 10:39:01




©2024 Fanboards L.L.C. — Our Privacy Policy   About Tigerboard