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A little boy with diarrhea tells his mom he needs

Posted on: November 20, 2018 at 14:38:35 CT

TheWildcat MU

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Viagra.

The mom asks, "Why on earth do you need that?"

The little boy replies, "Isn't that what you give dad when his **** won't get hard?"

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For people thinking about switching to cord cutting cable - Eggs MU - 11/20 13:55:32

My TV is smart so i don't need that nonsense. The apps supp - TigerMatt MU

- 11/20 15:00:42

your TV apps will start to suck over time - Joeboo MU

- 11/20 15:07:13

I have a smart TV in my bedroom, and am debating - Eggs MU - 11/20 16:01:21

I agree with this. I think I will only be buying stupid tvs - lqf2b8 MU

- 11/20 15:26:59

this true but a high roller doesn't care. They just by a - SabertoothTiger MU - 11/20 15:09:01

you spelled "months" wrong(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/20 15:11:39

What are the downsides of cutting the cable? - playhard NWMSU - 11/20 14:27:23

For a lot of people, it's too much technology - Eggs MU - 11/20 14:42:34

I have a remote and screen guide. And I dont need extra - TigerMatt MU

- 11/20 15:02:04

a lot of streaming services don't offer channel 304 yet (nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 11/20 14:39:54

ED(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/20 14:29:22

A little boy with diarrhea tells his mom he needs - TheWildcat STL - 11/20 14:38:35

good one(nm) - SabertoothTiger MU - 11/20 15:07:46

lol(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/20 14:46:45

[crowd noise continues] "HEY, I WAS IN THE SAME BOAT TOO, - dangertim MU

- 11/20 14:33:52

I need some rifles and shotguns to go on sale (nm) - Sal KC - 11/20 14:21:21

i want to buy an air gun for some strange reason but I can't - lqf2b8 MU

- 11/20 14:23:29

what the hell type of air gun are you buying for $1500??? (nm) - Sal KC - 11/20 14:35:22

actually I lied, it is 2k not 1,500 - lqf2b8 MU

- 11/20 14:36:54

Do you hunt squirrels or something?(nm) - TigerMatt MU

- 11/20 15:04:12

coyotes - lqf2b8 MU

- 11/20 15:07:55

damn, I've never seen anything like that (nm) - Sal KC - 11/20 14:42:29

TLP got me hooked on demolition ranch youtube channel - lqf2b8 MU

- 11/20 14:46:41

it's this weirdo - lqf2b8 MU

- 11/20 14:48:00

I literally just said I wasn't buying an air gun, bro - lqf2b8 MU

- 11/20 14:36:05

An air gun?(nm) - TheWildcat STL - 11/20 14:25:52

RE: An air gun?(nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 11/20 14:28:22

Dumb as ****. I'll stick with gunpowder (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 11/20 14:30:02

Did you know airguns are not subject to gun control laws? - lqf2b8 MU

- 11/20 14:33:16

Hopefully the next mass shooter uses one (nm) - TheWildcat STL - 11/20 14:34:11

He just said he couldn't justify the cost (nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 11/20 14:39:40

it's like an air guitar(nm) - cnk ATL - 11/20 14:26:29

[pew pew](nm) - dangertim MU

- 11/20 14:28:01

do you think these cord cutting threads make astro uneasy (nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 11/20 14:20:45

"YOU DON'T HAVE TO ACTUALLY [baby crying in background] - dangertim MU

- 11/20 14:26:14

I assume his baby is still connected by the umbilical cord(nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 11/20 14:27:39

"where's the baby?" - dangertim MU

- 11/20 14:31:55

Good point. - Newcatbirdseat MU - 11/20 14:24:36

I've been overwhelmingly positive in my experience - FIJItiger MU

- 11/20 14:06:21

I cUt CaBLe bUt NoW mY StReAmiNg SpOrTs DoEsn'T WoRk!!(nm) - dangertim MU

- 11/20 14:19:15

UCBLUNWYSRANSTDETWR...someone decode this(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 11/20 14:29:18

I don't twitter much, but from my observation, that appears - dangertim MU

- 11/20 14:35:41

tweeters are wife beaters(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 11/20 14:39:08

Under Carriage Ball Licking Union Never Wants Your Scrotum - cnk ATL - 11/20 14:31:38

^^Alan Turing(nm) - dangertim MU

- 11/20 14:34:46

Impressive work Detective Richard Dickinson(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 11/20 14:34:18

I have Google Fiber internet with Youtube TV - kcnorthside KC - 11/20 14:13:48

user error probably - lqf2b8 MU

- 11/20 14:16:19

"I don't know what the big deal is with this Jeff Fisher guy - dangertim MU

- 11/20 14:24:02

Guy is undoubtedly an idiot (nm) - FIJItiger MU

- 11/20 14:17:29

If you ask me the only thing worse than his bb judgment - lqf2b8 MU

- 11/20 14:20:05

Therein lies the problem. - Newcatbirdseat MU - 11/20 14:10:18

That's your fault. - kmawv8 MU - 11/20 14:07:44

I don't have an antenna. I have a Roku and - FIJItiger MU

- 11/20 14:11:32

pssst. get an antenna(nm) - dangertim MU

- 11/20 14:19:52

That's your fault. - kmawv8 MU - 11/20 14:19:01

Yikes, what version of Roku are you using - Eggs MU - 11/20 14:07:35

We are actually switching from AT&T to Google Fiber this - FIJItiger MU

- 11/20 14:10:19

That's why I got a Roku Ultra for my main TV - Eggs MU - 11/20 14:16:07

Eggs, help an old guy out. What determines what - 90Tiger MU - 11/20 14:25:01

You mean the Roku itself or TV package?(nm) - Eggs MU - 11/20 14:37:02

yes (nm) - 90Tiger MU - 11/20 14:40:17

Think of it as your TV provider is on an app - Eggs MU - 11/20 14:48:29

so i could run ethernet for my "main" TV and use sticks - 90Tiger MU - 11/20 15:13:54

Exactly(nm) - Eggs MU - 11/20 15:20:12

and the apps have different packages you can choose - 90Tiger MU - 11/20 14:58:32

With multiple TV's, I just make sure I have a device - Eggs MU - 11/20 15:21:51

what "device" can have your "app"? I don't get that part. - 90Tiger MU - 11/20 15:36:23

Roku, firestick, smart TV, etc - Eggs MU - 11/20 15:57:40