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Oh man, you would have hated my wedding.

Posted on: August 7, 2018 at 14:31:41 CT

kmawv8 KC

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My wife went to two different high schools so she has two groups of friends. She also wanted to include her sisters and my sisters in the wedding party. Needless to say, I had all my brothers, her brother and my best friends in my wedding party and still couldn't match her numbers. I didn't even have separate ushers cause our wedding party was too big.

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one thing I just realized. I've never been a best man in a - dangertim MU

- 8/7 14:16:45

I've been one once. It was at his wedding (nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 8/7 14:47:41

Lol(nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/7 15:08:11

No f*cking way - Cosmo MU

- 8/7 15:04:59

damn(nm) - Domino MU

- 8/7 14:50:57

TBIM me his full name - kmawv8 MU - 8/7 14:49:07

I'll set up a calendar where shackers can sign up for a day - mizzou541 MU

- 8/7 15:06:45

right before he eats anything, like this.... - colonel angus beef KC - 8/7 15:10:03

tkb can cvntpunch her (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 8/7 15:07:21

Think of all the pussy you missed out on----laqueef(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/7 14:37:05

just my brother's - tigerinhogtown STL - 8/7 14:22:01

As long as the best man doesn't try to nail the bride... - tigerdb MU - 8/7 14:45:09

I was the best man in a wedding over the brother - TheWildcat STL - 8/7 14:25:23

Did you get some good hate sex out of it - meatiger MU - 8/7 14:29:40

No...0(nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/7 14:31:25

i don't get why it has to be the brother. - dangertim MU

- 8/7 14:29:08

Well, the one thing about your brother is that you'll likely - TheWildcat STL - 8/7 14:32:11

This guy didn't - TheShoe STL - 8/7 14:39:35

The 4 non family members that were groomsmen in my - kmawv8 MU - 8/7 14:37:30

My best man was my brother. I have been close - TheWildcat STL - 8/7 14:41:41

that's true. me and my bro are tight....we just live a state - dangertim MU

- 8/7 14:36:24

Oh man, you would have hated my wedding. - kmawv8 MU - 8/7 14:31:41

Why did your sisters have to be in the wedding party? - Domino MU

- 8/7 14:34:45

She grew pretty close to them and she is very close to - kmawv8 MU - 8/7 14:36:10

thats rigoddamndiculous(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 8/7 14:32:10

It was a lot of fun to include all those people in the - kmawv8 MU - 8/7 14:34:36

sound super annoying. Our wedding planning was literally - dangertim MU

- 8/7 14:38:08

Our wedding planning was literally - kmawv8 MU - 8/7 14:39:05

RE: Our wedding planning was literally - Rabbit Test MU - 8/7 14:41:44

lol - Domino MU

- 8/7 14:28:11

Same, been in 5, usher 1, groomsman 4(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 8/7 14:20:54

I've been "one of" the best men - kmawv8 MU - 8/7 14:20:43

sound gay af. - dangertim MU

- 8/7 14:22:00

Me and two of my brothers were best men - kmawv8 MU - 8/7 14:23:25

i predict this was some lame idea of the bride(nm) - dangertim MU

- 8/7 14:22:28

3rd string - Le Tigre - 8/7 14:20:41

Weddings are boring... - implode STL - 8/7 14:20:13

Twice while being a groomsman, I effectively took over - Domino MU

- 8/7 14:20:03

i did my best friend's bachelor party bc his brother was his - dangertim MU

- 8/7 14:21:31

I don't understand why siblings are always - Domino MU

- 8/7 14:26:43

Same, it's lame, i was your best man your whole life - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 8/7 14:37:07

ditto, see above(nm) - dangertim MU

- 8/7 14:29:41

Mine wasn't automatic, but I have spent more time - kmawv8 MU - 8/7 14:28:57

That I understand - Domino MU

- 8/7 14:32:41

Here's one even dumber for you, my old roommate - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 8/7 14:38:59

I hate when the best man is the brother if that brother - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 8/7 14:23:04

So you got to **** the bride?(nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/7 14:21:03

I wasn't in lq's wedding - Domino MU

- 8/7 14:21:42

I think 90% of ushers are third stringers(nm) - TheShoe STL - 8/7 14:19:04

oh yeah. 75% were just my older cousins' weddings - dangertim MU

- 8/7 14:24:27

My ushers were a friend that couldn't make the groomsmen - TheWildcat STL - 8/7 14:29:19

wife's loser brother was one of our ushers. - dangertim MU

- 8/7 14:30:38

RE: wife's loser brother was one of our ushers. - meatiger MU - 8/7 14:32:05

he's 29 and still works at a movie theater, the same one he - dangertim MU

- 8/7 14:39:43

So he's an usher as his job in real life? - kmawv8 MU - 8/7 14:44:09

i know, right?(nm) - dangertim MU

- 8/7 14:46:22

Apparently we have not figured it out - meatiger MU - 8/7 14:47:43

Does he like to smoke marijuana?(nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/7 14:43:03

if watching and making sonic the hedgehog videos - dangertim MU

- 8/7 14:47:51

That'll get you arrested in most states (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/7 14:27:09

the only wedding ive been part of was as best man. - colonel angus beef KC - 8/7 14:18:59

You kept calling yourself an idiot?(nm) - meatiger MU - 8/7 14:20:44

RE: You kept calling yourself an idiot?(nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 8/7 14:28:48

I will be one for the 2nd time next month in KC. I may be - TheWildcat STL - 8/7 14:18:14

aren't you too old for this ****? - dangertim MU

- 8/7 14:20:26

hell yes - kmawv8 MU - 8/7 14:21:59

I am 31. I have been a groomsmen many times. I think - TheWildcat STL - 8/7 14:21:32

Kaw likes the last part of this post(nm) - meatiger MU - 8/7 14:21:31

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