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hell yes

Posted on: August 7, 2018 at 14:21:59 CT

kmawv8 KC

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When I was in my mid 20's, I was going to about 20 weddings a year for about 4-5 years in a row.

I never thought I'd get sick of open-bar, but I was pretty done with weddings. I'm down to about 1 a year.

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one thing I just realized. I've never been a best man in a - dangertim MU

- 8/7 14:16:45

I've been one once. It was at his wedding (nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 8/7 14:47:41

Lol(nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/7 15:08:11

No f*cking way - Cosmo MU

- 8/7 15:04:59

damn(nm) - Domino MU

- 8/7 14:50:57

TBIM me his full name - kmawv8 MU - 8/7 14:49:07

I'll set up a calendar where shackers can sign up for a day - mizzou541 MU

- 8/7 15:06:45

right before he eats anything, like this.... - colonel angus beef KC - 8/7 15:10:03

tkb can cvntpunch her (nm) - Cosmo MU

- 8/7 15:07:21

Think of all the pussy you missed out on----laqueef(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 8/7 14:37:05

just my brother's - tigerinhogtown STL - 8/7 14:22:01

As long as the best man doesn't try to nail the bride... - tigerdb MU - 8/7 14:45:09

I was the best man in a wedding over the brother - TheWildcat STL - 8/7 14:25:23

Did you get some good hate sex out of it - meatiger MU - 8/7 14:29:40

No...0(nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/7 14:31:25

i don't get why it has to be the brother. - dangertim MU

- 8/7 14:29:08

Well, the one thing about your brother is that you'll likely - TheWildcat STL - 8/7 14:32:11

This guy didn't - TheShoe STL - 8/7 14:39:35

The 4 non family members that were groomsmen in my - kmawv8 MU - 8/7 14:37:30

My best man was my brother. I have been close - TheWildcat STL - 8/7 14:41:41

that's true. me and my bro are tight....we just live a state - dangertim MU

- 8/7 14:36:24

Oh man, you would have hated my wedding. - kmawv8 MU - 8/7 14:31:41

Why did your sisters have to be in the wedding party? - Domino MU

- 8/7 14:34:45

She grew pretty close to them and she is very close to - kmawv8 MU - 8/7 14:36:10

thats rigoddamndiculous(nm) - Joeboo MU

- 8/7 14:32:10

It was a lot of fun to include all those people in the - kmawv8 MU - 8/7 14:34:36

sound super annoying. Our wedding planning was literally - dangertim MU

- 8/7 14:38:08

Our wedding planning was literally - kmawv8 MU - 8/7 14:39:05

RE: Our wedding planning was literally - Rabbit Test MU - 8/7 14:41:44

lol - Domino MU

- 8/7 14:28:11

Same, been in 5, usher 1, groomsman 4(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 8/7 14:20:54

I've been "one of" the best men - kmawv8 MU - 8/7 14:20:43

sound gay af. - dangertim MU

- 8/7 14:22:00

Me and two of my brothers were best men - kmawv8 MU - 8/7 14:23:25

i predict this was some lame idea of the bride(nm) - dangertim MU

- 8/7 14:22:28

3rd string - Le Tigre - 8/7 14:20:41

Weddings are boring... - implode STL - 8/7 14:20:13

Twice while being a groomsman, I effectively took over - Domino MU

- 8/7 14:20:03

i did my best friend's bachelor party bc his brother was his - dangertim MU

- 8/7 14:21:31

I don't understand why siblings are always - Domino MU

- 8/7 14:26:43

Same, it's lame, i was your best man your whole life - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 8/7 14:37:07

ditto, see above(nm) - dangertim MU

- 8/7 14:29:41

Mine wasn't automatic, but I have spent more time - kmawv8 MU - 8/7 14:28:57

That I understand - Domino MU

- 8/7 14:32:41

Here's one even dumber for you, my old roommate - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 8/7 14:38:59

I hate when the best man is the brother if that brother - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 8/7 14:23:04

So you got to **** the bride?(nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/7 14:21:03

I wasn't in lq's wedding - Domino MU

- 8/7 14:21:42

I think 90% of ushers are third stringers(nm) - TheShoe STL - 8/7 14:19:04

oh yeah. 75% were just my older cousins' weddings - dangertim MU

- 8/7 14:24:27

My ushers were a friend that couldn't make the groomsmen - TheWildcat STL - 8/7 14:29:19

wife's loser brother was one of our ushers. - dangertim MU

- 8/7 14:30:38

RE: wife's loser brother was one of our ushers. - meatiger MU - 8/7 14:32:05

he's 29 and still works at a movie theater, the same one he - dangertim MU

- 8/7 14:39:43

So he's an usher as his job in real life? - kmawv8 MU - 8/7 14:44:09

i know, right?(nm) - dangertim MU

- 8/7 14:46:22

Apparently we have not figured it out - meatiger MU - 8/7 14:47:43

Does he like to smoke marijuana?(nm) - TheWildcat STL - 8/7 14:43:03

if watching and making sonic the hedgehog videos - dangertim MU

- 8/7 14:47:51

That'll get you arrested in most states (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 8/7 14:27:09

the only wedding ive been part of was as best man. - colonel angus beef KC - 8/7 14:18:59

You kept calling yourself an idiot?(nm) - meatiger MU - 8/7 14:20:44

RE: You kept calling yourself an idiot?(nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 8/7 14:28:48

I will be one for the 2nd time next month in KC. I may be - TheWildcat STL - 8/7 14:18:14

aren't you too old for this ****? - dangertim MU

- 8/7 14:20:26

hell yes - kmawv8 MU - 8/7 14:21:59

I am 31. I have been a groomsmen many times. I think - TheWildcat STL - 8/7 14:21:32

Kaw likes the last part of this post(nm) - meatiger MU - 8/7 14:21:31