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a girlfriend of mine told me this guy sent her a dick - Hamdogg KC - 4/18 15:30:49

Is she a hoe? - meatiger MU - 4/18 15:59:16

No, she is not a garden implement. nm - Nebraska99 STL - 4/18 18:18:10

no. not really. Seen him but never talked to him (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 4/18 15:59:58

Now you have something to talk about - meatiger MU - 4/18 16:00:58

troof (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 4/18 16:03:12

do woman collect those? nm - justwinbaby KC - 4/18 15:49:52

I know one girl that does. She saves every one (she gets - Hamdogg KC - 4/18 15:58:42

wait a minute - meatiger MU - 4/18 16:06:05

more to the point you missed is what the gals do with them (nm) - 90Tiger MU - 4/18 17:33:22

thats what I'm saying. lots of dudes seem to be - Hamdogg KC - 4/18 16:33:58

That's why u use snapchat(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 4/18 16:41:30

I'd like to meet her(nm) - cnk ATL - 4/18 16:05:39

RE: I'd like to meet her(nm) - meatiger MU - 4/18 16:06:56

I'll I'm saying is - cnk ATL - 4/18 16:07:54

she is heavy (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 4/18 16:33:09

the difference between harassment and courting is - 90Tiger MU - 4/18 17:34:16

I don't know how often it works - Domino MU

- 4/18 15:46:01

i thought the idea was to get them to acknowledge your - 90Tiger MU - 4/18 15:57:29

Yeah, poor wording on my part - Domino MU

- 4/18 16:11:06

Drunk or sober is the question(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 4/18 15:38:43

I assume he was, but I don't really know the guy (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 4/18 15:40:07

I've been using a new method - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 4/18 16:24:46

does she know the guy?(nm) - cnk ATL - 4/18 15:41:01

yeah, she knows him but not super well and they have - Hamdogg KC - 4/18 15:41:35

uh, he sent her a dick pic - cnk ATL - 4/18 15:42:14

god damn thats true (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 4/18 15:44:28

you should send her one too(nm) - cnk ATL - 4/18 15:45:01

she would flip the off out - Hamdogg KC - 4/18 15:46:18

Are you interested in having sex with her? If so send her - lqf2b8 MU

- 4/18 15:48:45

no. No I am not. (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 4/18 15:50:11

Then I know who you're not talking about - Eggs MU - 4/18 15:51:35

ha. oh lord. (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 4/18 15:52:15

is it that chick?(nm) - cnk ATL - 4/18 15:52:39

how do you even remember? - Hamdogg KC - 4/18 15:57:28

because I was talking to her about 10 minutes before - cnk ATL - 4/18 16:01:09

wait. which one are you talking about? - Hamdogg KC - 4/18 16:03:58

not the bartender, she's a devil woman(nm) - cnk ATL - 4/18 16:05:13

ha ha. I will see her in a couple hours. COCKTAILS (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 4/18 16:06:07

the devil woman?(nm) - cnk ATL - 4/18 16:06:50

yes. - Hamdogg KC - 4/18 16:08:14

everyone scores at prom, dude!(nm) - cnk ATL - 4/18 16:09:33

I'm going to hit on all the single girls at her apt - Hamdogg KC - 4/18 16:10:21

I wanna go(nm) - cnk ATL - 4/18 16:11:29

of course you do. She and her roommate are both nominated - Hamdogg KC - 4/18 16:12:32

clearly you don't have friends like SupremeTiger(nm) - meatiger MU - 4/18 16:03:54

Is she really fat?(nm) - cnk ATL - 4/18 15:50:37

no (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 4/18 15:51:14

oh, I'm out(nm) - cnk ATL - 4/18 15:52:30

then send her a comically tiny dick pic(nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 4/18 15:50:36

or a BBC(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 4/18 15:49:30

dude - cnk ATL - 4/18 15:47:03

oh man you convinced me - Hamdogg KC - 4/18 15:48:53

lighting and angles are important - cnk ATL - 4/18 15:49:59

can't comb what you don't got (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 4/18 15:51:40

+1 (nm) - 90Tiger MU - 4/18 15:43:36

You have a friend who knows Brett Favre?(nm) - Fred G. Sanford USA - 4/18 15:37:00

never ever ever send the unsolicited dick pic - cnk ATL - 4/18 15:35:03

or dickbutt(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 4/18 15:41:35

agreed, a smoking pipe and monocle are also welcomed (nm) - lqf2b8 MU

- 4/18 15:38:59

the shack learned this lesson the hard way(nm) - ajpe53 MU

- 4/18 15:35:41

I have been shocked to learn how many guys do this - Eggs MU - 4/18 15:33:06

Like the How I Met Your Mother "naked guy" - kmawv8 MU - 4/18 15:40:12

that is my thought. I can't imagine why or how it would - Hamdogg KC - 4/18 15:34:18

I guess all you need is for it to work the once to make the - LimerNick MU - 4/18 15:36:27

you have more than one girlfriend?(nm) - ajpe53 MU

- 4/18 15:31:48

she is just a friend. who is a girl. (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 4/18 15:33:27

hook me up(nm) - cnk ATL - 4/18 15:34:16

She doesn't like your popcorn bowl game(nm) - Eggs MU - 4/18 15:35:42

THAT POPCORN WAS POISONED!!!! IT'S NOT MY FAULT(nm) - cnk ATL - 4/18 15:36:31

no one does (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 4/18 15:36:15

with the pic? (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 4/18 15:34:35

sure(nm) - cnk ATL - 4/18 15:35:16

I'll have her forward it (nm) - Hamdogg KC - 4/18 15:35:36

oh ****, she needs to tell him to get that growth on the - cnk ATL - 4/18 15:38:06

Hammy pulls the wool(nm) - hefeweizen MU

- 4/18 15:32:44

Hammy pulls the wool(nm)

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