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Only need one. Set aside one month each year

Posted on: September 14, 2017 at 12:55:30 CT
Diamond Dave MU
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for an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought about slowly by Selma Hayak and that Modern Family gal Sofia somebody, I can't think of her name, of course my lovely wife could come, too. She's behind me 100% on this, I guarantee you.
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U get 3 wishes, what are they?(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 9/14 12:33:59
     Serena Williams - TigerPiper MU - 9/14 13:47:56
     1.) Alex Smith's throwing arm - dangertim MU - 9/14 13:02:07
     Fred Couples golf swing, a billion dollars and - playhard KC - 9/14 12:59:00
          You want the back issues that come with that swing too? (nm) - Cosmo MU - 9/14 12:59:42
               Do you see that as part of the wish?(nm) - playhard KC - 9/14 13:02:43
                    I choose to ignore your gay 500 extra wishes wish - Cosmo MU - 9/14 13:06:42
                         So you're a Genie in a bottle?(nm) - playhard KC - 9/14 13:13:26
                    the unintended consequences have to come with it - phrejd MU - 9/14 13:03:48
     no one said, have T-Boner kill himself. success! (nm) - KCT-BoneTiger MU - 9/14 12:56:59
          RE: no one said, have T-Boner kill himself. success! (nm) - Diamond Dave MU - 9/14 12:58:33
               I was thinking the power to persuade anyone to do anything - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 9/14 12:59:50
                    i pretty much already have that one too. - phrejd MU - 9/14 13:00:39
                         you have persuaded me to believe you(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 9/14 13:01:18
                              now i have to try to convince you to NOT want to give me a - phrejd MU - 9/14 13:02:52
                                   What an athlete(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 9/14 13:03:16
          literally everyone said that exact thing (nm) - phrejd MU - 9/14 12:58:05
     Only need one. Set aside one month each year - Diamond Dave MU - 9/14 12:55:30
     Smaller pussies - catbirdseat MU - 9/14 12:46:02
          agreed, they are way too big - dangertim MU - 9/14 12:57:46
          dude we know you have a tiny penis. you don't have to - phrejd MU - 9/14 12:55:57
               It's certainly adequate, - Newcatbirdseat MU - 9/14 12:57:18
          RE: Smaller pussies - colonel angus beef KC - 9/14 12:52:13
          No rollerblades?(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 9/14 12:46:32
     My #1 is teleportation, not sure after that - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 9/14 12:42:58
          Bigger penis?(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 9/14 12:44:00
               I'll stick with mine but the ability to - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 9/14 12:45:10
     If I had one wish that I could wish - phrejd MU - 9/14 12:42:33
          I know. Bigger penis(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 9/14 12:43:21
     1. world peace - TigerwTLP MU - 9/14 12:40:47
          [ha gayyyyyyyyyy gif] (nm) - Cosmo MU - 9/14 12:52:19
     How about 3 wishes pertaining specifically to Tigerboard - Cosmo MU - 9/14 12:40:06
          my wishes for tigerboard - NWMizzouFan MU - 9/14 12:58:23
               deer hunting board ---->(nm) - TigerPiper MU - 9/14 13:48:26
          if we're doing TB wishes - TigerwTLP MU - 9/14 12:44:45
               You would hate wish #1 and #2 (nm) - FIJItiger MU - 9/14 12:45:50
                    no, it's a very easy job (nm) - TigerwTLP MU - 9/14 12:46:32
                         RE: no, it's a very easy job (nm) - scan MU - 9/14 12:49:20
                              hey there was a rumor that you were clearing out doubles - phrejd MU - 9/14 12:50:34
                                   RE: hey there was a rumor that you were clearing out doubles - scan MU - 9/14 12:52:35
                                        Iam is Silas and JimTom(nm) - NWMizzouFan MU - 9/14 12:56:22
                                        Psst, Le Tigre is DOC(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 9/14 12:55:33
                                             as is Doc James (nm) - phrejd MU - 9/14 12:57:04
                                                  Don't forget Doc Stone -hefe(nm) - dangertim MU - 9/14 12:59:15
                                                       and his dead wife. Opps(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 9/14 13:00:00
                         unless you're scared to do it, like fiji is. - phrejd MU - 9/14 12:47:15
                              I would remove this post if you hadn't - FIJItiger MU - 9/14 12:48:27
                                   Feej's wishes: No guns, Dartboard with KA's face, Prius(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 9/14 12:51:08
                              bingo (nm) - TigerwTLP MU - 9/14 12:47:49
                         Its not a job, nor would you enjoy having that wish granted(nm) - FIJItiger MU - 9/14 12:47:11
                              agreed, i'd be a great mod, and enjoy doing it (nm) - TigerwTLP MU - 9/14 12:47:40
                                   lol(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 9/14 12:47:54
          And a bigger penis. Amiright?(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 9/14 12:42:22
               it's not all it's cracked up to me. trust me. (nm) - phrejd MU - 9/14 12:43:08
     wish 1: Unlimited Wishes - kmawv8 MU - 9/14 12:37:57
          Come on, you'd wish for a bigger penis. (nm) - hefeweizen MU - 9/14 12:41:20
               You don't need a big penis if you wish for unlimited wishes - Evenflow MU - 9/14 12:44:57
               Maybe slightly smaller - kmawv8 MU - 9/14 12:44:10
     the ealths obviously: Health Wealth and Stealth (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 9/14 12:37:04
          I would have gone with a commonwealth if it were me(nm) - dangertim MU - 9/14 12:44:08
          Bigger penis. (nm) - hefeweizen MU - 9/14 12:42:50
          RE: the ealths obviously: Health Wealth and Stealth (nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 9/14 12:38:58




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