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If I had one wish that I could wish

Posted on: September 14, 2017 at 12:42:33 CT
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this holiday season, it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing together in the spirit of harmony and peace.

If I had two wishes that I could wish for this holiday season, the first would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace.. and the second would be for $30 million a month to be given to me, tax-free in a Swiss bank account.

You know, if I had three wishes that I could make this holiday season, first, of course, would be for all the children to get together and sing.. the second would be for the $30 million every month to me.. and the third would be for all encompassing power over every living being thing in the entire universe.

And if I had four wishes that I could make this holiday season, first would be the crap about the kids.. second would be for the $30 million.. the third would be for all the power.. and the fourth would be to set aside one month each year for an extended 31-day orgasm, to be brought about slowly by Rosanna Arquette and that model Paulina somebody, I can't think of her name, of course my lovely wife could come, too. She's behind me 100% on this, I guarantee you.

Wait a minute, maybe that sex thing should be the first wish! So, if I made that the first wish, because, you know, it could all go boom tomorrow, and then what have you got? No, no.. the kids singing would be great, that would be nice. No, no, who am I kidding! I mean, they're not gonna be able to get all those kids together! I mean, the logistics of the thing is impossible! It's more trouble than it's worth! So, we reorganize: here we go. First, the sex - we go with that; second, the money. No! We go with the power second, then the money, and then the kids. Oh, wait, oh geez! I forgot about revenge against my enemies! Okay.. revenge against all my enemies, they should die like pigs in Hell! That would be the fourth wish! And of course, my fifth wish would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of peace and harmony. Thank you, everybody.
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U get 3 wishes, what are they?(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 9/14 12:33:59
     Serena Williams - TigerPiper MU - 9/14 13:47:56
     1.) Alex Smith's throwing arm - dangertim MU - 9/14 13:02:07
     Fred Couples golf swing, a billion dollars and - playhard KC - 9/14 12:59:00
          You want the back issues that come with that swing too? (nm) - Cosmo MU - 9/14 12:59:42
               Do you see that as part of the wish?(nm) - playhard KC - 9/14 13:02:43
                    I choose to ignore your gay 500 extra wishes wish - Cosmo MU - 9/14 13:06:42
                         So you're a Genie in a bottle?(nm) - playhard KC - 9/14 13:13:26
                    the unintended consequences have to come with it - phrejd MU - 9/14 13:03:48
     no one said, have T-Boner kill himself. success! (nm) - KCT-BoneTiger MU - 9/14 12:56:59
          RE: no one said, have T-Boner kill himself. success! (nm) - Diamond Dave MU - 9/14 12:58:33
               I was thinking the power to persuade anyone to do anything - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 9/14 12:59:50
                    i pretty much already have that one too. - phrejd MU - 9/14 13:00:39
                         you have persuaded me to believe you(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 9/14 13:01:18
                              now i have to try to convince you to NOT want to give me a - phrejd MU - 9/14 13:02:52
                                   What an athlete(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 9/14 13:03:16
          literally everyone said that exact thing (nm) - phrejd MU - 9/14 12:58:05
     Only need one. Set aside one month each year - Diamond Dave MU - 9/14 12:55:30
     Smaller pussies - catbirdseat MU - 9/14 12:46:02
          agreed, they are way too big - dangertim MU - 9/14 12:57:46
          dude we know you have a tiny penis. you don't have to - phrejd MU - 9/14 12:55:57
               It's certainly adequate, - Newcatbirdseat MU - 9/14 12:57:18
          RE: Smaller pussies - colonel angus beef KC - 9/14 12:52:13
          No rollerblades?(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 9/14 12:46:32
     My #1 is teleportation, not sure after that - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 9/14 12:42:58
          Bigger penis?(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 9/14 12:44:00
               I'll stick with mine but the ability to - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 9/14 12:45:10
     If I had one wish that I could wish - phrejd MU - 9/14 12:42:33
          I know. Bigger penis(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 9/14 12:43:21
     1. world peace - TigerwTLP MU - 9/14 12:40:47
          [ha gayyyyyyyyyy gif] (nm) - Cosmo MU - 9/14 12:52:19
     How about 3 wishes pertaining specifically to Tigerboard - Cosmo MU - 9/14 12:40:06
          my wishes for tigerboard - NWMizzouFan MU - 9/14 12:58:23
               deer hunting board ---->(nm) - TigerPiper MU - 9/14 13:48:26
          if we're doing TB wishes - TigerwTLP MU - 9/14 12:44:45
               You would hate wish #1 and #2 (nm) - FIJItiger MU - 9/14 12:45:50
                    no, it's a very easy job (nm) - TigerwTLP MU - 9/14 12:46:32
                         RE: no, it's a very easy job (nm) - scan MU - 9/14 12:49:20
                              hey there was a rumor that you were clearing out doubles - phrejd MU - 9/14 12:50:34
                                   RE: hey there was a rumor that you were clearing out doubles - scan MU - 9/14 12:52:35
                                        Iam is Silas and JimTom(nm) - NWMizzouFan MU - 9/14 12:56:22
                                        Psst, Le Tigre is DOC(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 9/14 12:55:33
                                             as is Doc James (nm) - phrejd MU - 9/14 12:57:04
                                                  Don't forget Doc Stone -hefe(nm) - dangertim MU - 9/14 12:59:15
                                                       and his dead wife. Opps(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 9/14 13:00:00
                         unless you're scared to do it, like fiji is. - phrejd MU - 9/14 12:47:15
                              I would remove this post if you hadn't - FIJItiger MU - 9/14 12:48:27
                                   Feej's wishes: No guns, Dartboard with KA's face, Prius(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 9/14 12:51:08
                              bingo (nm) - TigerwTLP MU - 9/14 12:47:49
                         Its not a job, nor would you enjoy having that wish granted(nm) - FIJItiger MU - 9/14 12:47:11
                              agreed, i'd be a great mod, and enjoy doing it (nm) - TigerwTLP MU - 9/14 12:47:40
                                   lol(nm) - MidMoBaller4Life MU - 9/14 12:47:54
          And a bigger penis. Amiright?(nm) - hefeweizen MU - 9/14 12:42:22
               it's not all it's cracked up to me. trust me. (nm) - phrejd MU - 9/14 12:43:08
     wish 1: Unlimited Wishes - kmawv8 MU - 9/14 12:37:57
          Come on, you'd wish for a bigger penis. (nm) - hefeweizen MU - 9/14 12:41:20
               You don't need a big penis if you wish for unlimited wishes - Evenflow MU - 9/14 12:44:57
               Maybe slightly smaller - kmawv8 MU - 9/14 12:44:10
     the ealths obviously: Health Wealth and Stealth (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 9/14 12:37:04
          I would have gone with a commonwealth if it were me(nm) - dangertim MU - 9/14 12:44:08
          Bigger penis. (nm) - hefeweizen MU - 9/14 12:42:50
          RE: the ealths obviously: Health Wealth and Stealth (nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 9/14 12:38:58




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