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Truman had a shot of bourbon every morning? My man!

Posted on: June 13, 2017 at 12:24:00 CT
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12. Harry Truman
Every morning, Truman would get up at 5am and walk around and then get a massage, take a shot of bourbon, and eat breakfast. He drank cocktails with his wife Bess in the evening, and had a regular stag poker game with his buddies “seldom returning home before midnight.” He apparently loved dirty jokes, and would do guy trips aboard the presidential yacht. Most importantly: HE HAD A SHOT OF BOURBON IN THE MORNING EVERY SINGLE DAY.
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Top 5 US Presidents to party with: - phrejd MU - 6/13 12:03:07
     Absolutely incomplete list without Warren G. Harding - Grasslands MU - 6/13 13:16:22
     JFK f*cked Marilyn Monroe - McMuffin MU - 6/13 12:10:15
          that's great for him. but you get nothing out of it other - phrejd MU - 6/13 12:15:55
               Well he's #4 on this list of which presidents liked to party - McMuffin MU - 6/13 12:20:12
                    Full list for posterity - McMuffin MU - 6/13 12:32:31
                    Truman had a shot of bourbon every morning? My man! - McMuffin MU - 6/13 12:24:00
                         ...and killed ****loads of people(nm) - cnk ATL - 6/13 12:24:50
                              First he would get bombed - McMuffin MU - 6/13 12:29:45
          didn't bill **** Elizabeth Hurley? That ain't bad in my book - lqf2b8 MU - 6/13 12:12:18
               Bill pretty much ****ed all the women(nm) - cnk ATL - 6/13 12:17:56
               RE: didn't bill **** Elizabeth Hurley? That ain't bad in my book - TigerwTLP MU - 6/13 12:15:05
                    big titties - cnk ATL - 6/13 12:18:29
                         dammit. - colonel angus beef KC - 6/13 12:20:35
                         upon her request (nm) - TigerwTLP MU - 6/13 12:19:17
               Did he? God damn (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 6/13 12:13:11
                    that's the rumor - lqf2b8 MU - 6/13 12:14:19
                         Hound dog (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 6/13 12:16:55
                         i'm gonna say it didn't happen (nm) - phrejd MU - 6/13 12:16:40
                              imagine if it is real though - lqf2b8 MU - 6/13 12:19:06
                                   i bet he's never had sex with Hillary (nm) - TigerwTLP MU - 6/13 12:21:08
                                        unless he was a minor at the time - SuperTone(nm) - cnk ATL - 6/13 12:21:55
                                        well there is that ugly looking kid thing they had (nm) - lqf2b8 MU - 6/13 12:21:51
                                             that's Webb Hubbell's (nm) - TigerwTLP MU - 6/13 12:23:19
                                                  how does a telescope make a baby?(nm) - cnk ATL - 6/13 12:24:09
                                                       when a mommy and a telescope love each other very much (nm) - TigerwTLP MU - 6/13 12:25:07
                                                            astronomy porn - cnk ATL - 6/13 12:25:49
                                   Jowls McPantsuit - cnk ATL - 6/13 12:19:51
                         1,1 (nm) - kmawv8 MU - 6/13 12:15:02
               its a choose your own assventure. - colonel angus beef KC - 6/13 12:12:51
          RE: JFK f*cked Marilyn Monroe - kmawv8 MU - 6/13 12:10:52
               talking nonstop about the red sox as well....ugh(nm) - dangertim MU - 6/13 12:27:12
          a lot of people ****ed Marilyn Monroe - cnk ATL - 6/13 12:10:45
               RE: a lot of people ****ed Marilyn Monroe - McMuffin MU - 6/13 12:14:31
               I bet she sucked in bed - TigerNuts KC - 6/13 12:12:04
                    She did enjoy taking pills. Probably just laid there (nm) - MrBlueSky MU - 6/13 12:13:06
                         Yep (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 6/13 12:13:57
               lets see...lumburg f*cked her. - colonel angus beef KC - 6/13 12:11:25
          Correct (nm) - MrBlueSky MU - 6/13 12:10:45
     Chester the Molester Arthur - kmawv8 MU - 6/13 12:08:55
     Bill should 1-5 (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 6/13 12:08:15
          5 Bill Clintons is a different class of felony (nm) - phrejd MU - 6/13 12:09:42
               Tell me that doesn't sound awesome (nm) - TigerNuts KC - 6/13 12:11:07
                    too much. besides, hillary would eventually show up just to - phrejd MU - 6/13 12:15:05
     kennedy. dodging bullets and ass all night. - colonel angus beef KC - 6/13 12:07:52
     How about James Buchanan? Only bachelor president - MrBlueSky MU - 6/13 12:05:12
          gay dudes know how to party(nm) - cnk ATL - 6/13 12:10:04
               But gay dudes in the 1850s? (nm) - MrBlueSky MU - 6/13 12:10:36
                    we're partying with them today, not in 1850 - cnk ATL - 6/13 12:16:23
                         Ah. Will then Buchanan is probably up there (nm) - MrBlueSky MU - 6/13 12:17:46
                    Imagine how smelly an 1850's vagina was - TigerNuts KC - 6/13 12:15:20
                         Which is why sex was only for making babies, mostly - MrBlueSky MU - 6/13 12:16:07
                    just regular gay, not butt gay(nm) - Joeboo MU - 6/13 12:12:40
                    too much bush (nm) - colonel angus beef KC - 6/13 12:12:09
     George W Bush - Joeboo MU - 6/13 12:05:08
          RE: George W Bush - tgr MU - 6/13 12:07:31
               Awesome show. - cooter MU - 6/13 12:09:57
          yeah, but he still didn't seem like much fun. (nm) - phrejd MU - 6/13 12:06:19
               I bet he knows a ton of ****ty dad jokes - cnk ATL - 6/13 12:09:29
                    he'd get them all wrong though. "hey you hear the one about - phrejd MU - 6/13 12:13:08
                         as I said, hilarious(nm) - cnk ATL - 6/13 12:15:56
          And we know he enjoyed - MrBlueSky MU - 6/13 12:05:35
          and cocaine (nm) - TigerwTLP MU - 6/13 12:05:22
               enough money & clout that - Joeboo MU - 6/13 12:06:10
                    and he definitely knows who killed JFK - TigerwTLP MU - 6/13 12:07:47
                    with that kind of money it isn't a vacation until a hooker - lqf2b8 MU - 6/13 12:07:02
                    you're partying with 5 presidents. there is no number of - phrejd MU - 6/13 12:06:59
     Carter and Nixon seemed fun. - AllThingsKC KC - 6/13 12:04:40
          I've met Carter - cnk ATL - 6/13 12:08:10
               did he offer you a peanut?(nm) - Joeboo MU - 6/13 12:13:29
                    he did(nm) - cnk ATL - 6/13 12:17:11
          when he wasn't going to cross burnings(nm) - escalade NWMSU - 6/13 12:05:44
               cross burnings aren't fun?(nm) - AllThingsKC KC - 6/13 12:07:37
          I'd go eat mexican food with Truman and when he had - lqf2b8 MU - 6/13 12:05:43
          i wouldn't go to the dentist's office with those ****ers (nm) - phrejd MU - 6/13 12:05:23




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